234, I'm going to ascend the throne!

A flame,

Emerging from Chu An's palm, it emitted a light like day, which was extremely dazzling in this dim environment.

Then, Chu An rubbed his toes again, gathered the dry wood and weeds on the ground, gathered them together, and shook his palm, and the burning sawdust fell on the hay.

Rumble~~

The hay ignited instantly, the heat rolled in, and the bonfire went up.

For a while, the baboons present were stunned, staring at the bonfire with dull eyes, and some even stretched out their palms to feel the temperature of the flame.

It's not real......

In their known perceptions, day is day and night is night, and the two cannot exist at the same time.

If the flame with temperature is the punishment of heaven, once it appears, it will definitely bring disaster to the grassland.

"Twitter ......"

The baboons were restless, their faces full of anxiety, and they even picked up some containers full of water and prepared to extinguish the flames.

"They must have seen the scene of lightning striking the wood, causing the fire to burn the grassland, which is why they have such a fear of the flames and become restless. ”

Chu An waved his hand and hurriedly stopped their actions, looked at the baboon king, and expressed the kindness in his heart to it: "Twitter~~"

"This baboon king is smarter, I hope it doesn't misunderstand me again, otherwise, I really have to choose to force my breakthrough. Chu An explained to the audience in front of the camera again.

With the guarantee of Fat Fish,

Chu An also has a little confidence now, with his strength, the 200 baboons opposite him may be slightly injured, or even seriously injured, but as long as they are not infected, everything is easy to say.

"I still don't want to choose violence to solve problems until I have to, I hope they can be bluffed by me!"

The baboon king felt Chu An's kindness, and his uneasy mood gradually stabilized, and he looked at Chu An, and looked at the bonfire on the ground that was about to be extinguished.

It carefully grabbed a handful of hay and threw it into the campfire, which suddenly grew fierce again.

"Twitter ......"

Seeing this scene, the baboon king took a few steps back, covering his face with his arms, for fear of being attacked by the flames.

But the next moment, when nothing happened, the baboon king became emboldened, picked up a stick, and put it in the bonfire to burn.

After a while, the stick was lit, and the king baboon took the torch and carefully touched the flames, which burned to the brim.

Then, with excitement on its face, it held a torch aloft and ran around the platform like an Olympic torchbearer.

"Twitter~~~"

"Twitter~~"

The baboons also lit torches.

For a moment, dozens of torches were lit in unison, and the light of the flames lit up the hill as if it were day.

The faces of the baboons were filled with a kind of excitement that had never been seen before.

Chu An on the side smiled lightly: "The torch is passed down from generation to generation, and the flame represents hope in the dark. ”

"Perhaps thousands of years ago, the Suiren clan invented the drill wood to make fire, which was the first time in human history that the flame could be controlled, and the ancients at that time must have been as excited as the baboons. ”

When Chu An was full of emotion, there were always some ridiculous words on the barrage.

"Master Chu, you are a traitor. ”

"Collaboration with the enemy and traitors, we human pills!"

"It's like seeing the rise of the non-chieftains, a generation of Emperor Caesar!"

"Non-chieftain, no! My life belongs only to the Emperor Ou!"

“………”

Glancing at the barrage, Chu An smiled and said, "You guys think too much!"

"It's too much to overestimate the wisdom of baboons, it took about 5 million years for humans to develop from apes to man, and I don't know how many times they faced the crisis of extinction, and finally ascended to the position of the overlord of the planet. ”

"The evolution of life is not as simple as you think!"

The reasons for this are too complex, and I won't go into them all here. ”

And at this time!

The excited baboon king gradually calmed down, looked at Chu An and hesitated for a while, and suddenly yelled at the baboons behind him: "Tsk~twitter~~~"

"Twitter~"

"Twitter~~"

"Twitter~"

Hearing this, the baboons responded one after another, raising the torches in their hands, and the atmosphere reached its peak for a while.

Chu An looked confused and couldn't figure out his head: "What kind of moth is this guy doing?"

Suddenly, I saw the baboon king lying on the ground, crawling in front of Chu An, burying his head and kissing the tips of his shoes.

"Twitter~"

When many baboons saw this scene, they slapped their palms and soles of their feet, and roared excitedly.

"it!"

Seeing this, Chu An was stunned for a moment, and said to the drone in a daze: "I'm going to take the throne!"

"What makes me small makes you great!"

"Kissing the feet, a very high worship ceremony, is equivalent to three kneeling and nine bowing in ancient China. ”

This kind of etiquette was prevalent in ancient Rome and ancient Persia, and the servants expressed their sincerity to the highest etiquette of the king. ”

"Baboon King, this is to abdicate and make way for Xian, and let me be the leader of their race......"

After the baboon king kissed his feet, he half-pulled and half-dragged Chu An to the shabby and dilapidated 'throne'.

When Chu An sat on the 'throne', the baboons in the audience were completely excited, and they knelt down on the ground one after another, slapping the ground rhythmically with their palms.

Chu An looked at this scene, relieved himself, accepted it happily, regarded it as a game, touched his buttocks, and grinned: "Except for a little bit of a bad ass, it feels pretty good!"

He waved his hand and coughed dryly: "Many Aiqing, let's get even!"

“666……”

"Amazing, my Chu Ye!"

"Cowhide, cowhide, baboon king: Chu!"

"Damn it, pretending to beep every day, I'm going to call the police. ”

"The first person to ascend the throne in China in the new century!"

The audience in the live broadcast room was envious and jealous, although the servants were just a group of baboons, and they were addicted to the emperor for a while.

Sometimes they are thinking, the same people, why is the gap so big?

The life of other people's families is colorful, and the life of their own family is three points and one line!

In response to that sentence, the gap between people is often greater than the gap between people and pigs.

…………

"Twitter~~"

The Baboon King is estimated to be the smartest of the baboons, giving full play to his strengths, playing the role of a translator and a microphone.

When the words fell, Chu An's enthronement ceremony also came to an end, and many baboons looked at the corpses of the wildebeests, and their saliva was about to flow out.

Then it's time for dinner.

Several sturdy baboons, carrying the carcass of the wildebeest, placed them in front of Chu An, signaling him to eat them first.

Chu An looked at the drone and said with a smile: "This is also the rule of most tribal races, first to the leader, then to the warrior who hunts, then the female and the young baboon, and finally the old baboon who stays at home." ”

Now that he has become the highest status person in this group, Chu An's actions are no longer so restrained, hidden in the saber on his arm, slightly exposed, and cut the inside of the hind leg of the wildebeest, cutting out a five-pound piece of hind leg meat.

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