"Wife... Come out and see God..."This is an ordinary residential building on the outskirts of Kyoto, this is an ordinary office worker, of course he has no wife in rented a house, as an office worker in Beijing, the monthly salary is only 3,000, which is a very low income group. So he can only rent a partition on the outskirts of Kyoto to live, fortunately, there is not much traffic here at night, except for the occasional sound similar to spanking and cat-like sounds next door, which makes him, the backbone of the FFF group, very annoyed, and can't wait to burn the next door, his life is also okay... Be alive.

But this "peaceful" life was broken by a cat and a woman who suddenly appeared inexplicably a few days ago.

This cat is Xu Xiaosan, and this woman is Xu Xiyan.

"Xu Xiaosan, you should run again!"

Xu Xiaosan, I want to cry without tears, I want to say that I am innocent, do you believe me?

Recently, Xu Yuanxuan watched Xu Xiaosan grow a day and was very depressed. You know, cats, the most adorable time is a small milk cat, the older the cat is, the colder it is, the less cute it is. Now Xu Xiaosan is not much smaller than ordinary domestic cats, and he has as many as four tails, which is worthy of being the demon of the eight-tailed cat family, and this cultivation speed is simply against the sky. Of course, this has nothing to do with the help of its billions of fans.

Since the cats have grown up, they can't eat or work, right? Xu Yuanxuan asked Xiangong Bureau No. 2333 to follow it every day and broadcast it live in real time.

On this day, Xu Xiaosan wanted to avenge that he was beaten countless times by Xu Xiyan when he was a kitten, so he sneaked into Xu Xiyan's house while Xu Xiyan was asleep, and drew a turtle on Xu Xiyan's face with an oily pen, which was very cute and cute. After the appraisal of the master of Chinese culture, if this turtle is auctioned, it can be sold for at least 1 million! Because it was painted by this Internet celebrity cat, or painted on the face of the celebrity Xu Xiyan, it can be sold for at least 100 million!

So the next day, "How much is it worth if you draw a turtle on Xu Xiyan's face?" When Xu Xiyan got up and washed up the next day, he naturally saw the turtle, so he didn't have to pay too much attention, he just opened the hot search push on his mobile phone and sent it, and the angry Xu Xiyan chased and killed Xu Xiaosan for seven or eight days.

"Xu Xiyan, I'm not afraid of you! It's just that a good husband doesn't fight with his mother! I'll let you, you don't want to make an inch. Xu Xiao said inwardly. Behind him is a hundred-meter-high cliff, jumping down, at least you have to shake numb claws, bad luck may be good to fracture. If it's just a shock claw, it's okay, if it's a fracture, it's a cheat, with Xu Yuanxuan's character of never wasting it, the fracture and hanging is a price, it is estimated that Xu Yuanxuan will have to kill him, and then resurrect him!

"Hmph, now that you know you're scared, why aren't you afraid when you draw a turtle on my face?" Xu Xiyan approached with a sneer, she is now a dignified eighth-order intermediate master, and she can't kill an eight-tailed cat with only four tails? Even if you have all eight tails, it's just a tie.

"Xu Xiyan, don't go too far! You know, sooner or later, I will surpass you in the future!"

"Hmph, when the time comes, I'll hide in my brother's body, what can you do to me?"

Huh? And this kind of operation, damn it, why didn't I think of it. She Xu Xiyan can't beat Xu Yuanxuan, right?

I'm stupid, really.

But now if I want to go back, I can't go back, the only way is blocked by Xu Xiyan, and if I want to run, I can only jump off the cliff. The point is that even if you jump off a cliff, you may not be able to run away.

Xu Xiaosan was in tears.

"First, let's say okay first, no spanking! No slapping in the face! No slapping in the nose!" Xu Xiaosan covered his eyes with his two front paws, and Xu Xiyan, who was approaching with a cruel smile, picked it up, jumped a few times, and disappeared in front of someone's eyes.

"Hallucinations, these are all hallucinations!" looked at the watch, it was only five o'clock, "No wonder, I didn't wake up, I must still be very sleepy, and I was hallucinating." I need to go to bed. "Xu Xiyan is a super martial arts master, a cat with four tails can talk about such a thing, how is it possible.

...

Inside a villa in the Third Ring Road. The screams kept coming, mixed with a few cat meows.

"Ahh

"Hehehe, a big fist in a sand bowl, have you ever seen it?" a right hook punched the cat on the right cheek.

"Say, don't slap your face when you say it's good! You don't talk about credit!"

"That's all you talking to yourself, I didn't promise, besides, what if you don't talk about credit? I'm not a manly husband, I'm a little woman, and it's my privilege not to be trustworthy. ”

Hey, apologize to countless strong women who are still talking about credit!

"Xu Xiyan, you little girl, you remember, Uncle Ben will come back with revenge sooner or later!"

"Very good, I thought I had enough, but now it seems that I need to advance some of it in advance, and I won't be able to beat you in the future..."

"Don't... Don't mind, I swear, I won't retaliate!"

Xu Xiyan received information that satisfied her, so she stopped. As for Xu Xiaosan's words, I'm sorry... This passage has been recorded... Audio recordings aren't enough to be proof? It doesn't matter, there's video footage.

put down Xu Xiaosan, who was sturdier than zongzi, and showed him the video.

"What's the matter, my phone is the latest, ultra-clear shooting. "Xu Xiyan shows off his wealth again...

Xu Xiaosan twitched the corner of his mouth and deleted the video.

"Delete it, I uploaded it to the cloud a long time ago, unless you can tell my brother to help you, it's impossible to really delete it. ”

Xu Xiaosan's two ears drooped down, like a cat with folded ears.

"No, I have to be firm in my heart, I can't let Xu Xiaosan go just because he is cute!" Xu Xiyan hurriedly stopped his urge to pet the cat.

Even if Xu Xiaosan reached the highest level of selling cuteness without selling himself, it did not shake Xu Xiyan.

"Can I go back?"

"Go, go, go. ”

Playing Xu Xiaosan is also a very strenuous exercise, and Xu Xiyan decided to make up for sleep in the afternoon.

Since Xu Xiaosan grew four tails, his cultivation has begun to slow down, but this is also a normal phenomenon. Even so, its cultivation speed was enough to be called shocking. As a genius of the eight-tailed cat family, he only had his current cultivation when he was more than 170 years old, and this is because he had three tails when he was born. Xue Dan is also known as a genius, and she was three hundred years old when she had four tails.

So Xu Yuanxuan arranged for Xu Xiaosan and Xu Xiyan to practice, so that both of them could benefit a little.

As a result, the more this person fights with a cat, the more angry he becomes. This time it was finally a complete commotion.

Xu Yuanxuan doesn't care at all, anyway, the more troublesome these two people are, the more popular they are, the previous Xu Xiyan was quite a bit of a person who didn't eat fireworks in the world, but now it is completely exposed, she is just a little girl who loves to lose her temper. On the contrary, because of a more people-friendly image, popularity has skyrocketed again. However, the fact that she is a martial arts master still surprised Xu Xiyan's fans.

"666 is really capable of anything, Xu Xiyan can sing, write lyrics, compose music, make soundtracks, dance, and now martial arts. One day you tell me that Xu Xiyan also has special functions, I won't be surprised anymore. ”

"I think it's a very reasonable and logical thing for Xu Xiyan to have special functions, why should I be surprised upstairs?"

"What was said upstairs made so much sense that I was speechless. ”

"I'm the only one who thinks this little kitten of the Eight-tails family is too fast? Besides, Zhang is so big and not as cute as before!"

"Meng has a fart, Lord Eight-tailed is our patron saint of China, now the little patronus is thriving, we should be happy, when can the little milk cat grow as big as the super huge nine-tailed cat, then our Huaxia is really as stable as an old dog, phew, as stable as Mount Tai!"

"God is as steady as an old dog... But I still give a thumbs up upstairs, I hope but since this little milk cat has grown so big, shouldn't he find a wife, so big, he should be able to give birth to a baby, right?"

God's special baby!

Xu Yuanxuan thought about Xuedan's size, an aircraft carrier of more than 100,000 tons, like a small toy in front of her. Looking at Xu Xiaosan again, I feel that Xu Xiaosan's size does not match Xuedan at all. If you want to have a baby, become tens of thousands of times bigger. I heard that the strength of the eight-tailed cat family is directly proportional to the size of the cat....