Qi Guanguan: "I invite you to be a big-headed ghost! ”

Zhou Jiu couldn't help it: Then don't come.

Qi Guanguan: ", you are still serious, aren't you, still staying there." Hurry up and come here, what are you still doing there!"

Week 9: ......

Men are liars who love to tell lies, and women are fools who love to tell the opposite.

Just like now, even if she says that love doesn't come, but what it really contains is that he has to come over quickly.

If you really listen to the superficial meaning of this sentence, but if you don't come, I'm afraid that Qi Guanguan will show him what is called an in-situ explosion on the spot.

Zhou Jiu came over slowly, even if no one here brought him the small piece of wood, he could only choose to come.

Because if you don't come over, if Qi Guanguan explodes, it doesn't matter if you will accidentally hurt people.

Seeing that Zhou Jiu was coming, Qi Guanguan hurriedly wanted to move a place to make room for him, she knew her starling's temperament, and this guy's territorial awareness was particularly strong.

When a bird sleeps on the couch, it wishes that the whole couch was its own, and it is not very happy to be treated by others in such an empty place.

Sometimes I want to play games together or something, and I don't want to stay with others, but I prefer to be myself, like a formal participant, to stay in a place and occupy a position.

Qi Guanguan looked at the form here, and felt that he still sat next to Xu Jing, and then let his starling sit opposite.

In this way, she can go to her own starling situation anytime and anywhere, and it is more convenient for Xu Jing to teach her.

So he said to Xu Jing, who was opposite him: "Brother Jing, you go to the left and I go to the right, make a place for me to pass." ”

Xu Jing nodded again and again: "Okay." ”

Zhou Jiu: "Wait ......"

Then the two men unsurprisingly bumped their heads.

Qi Wanguan rubbed his forehead, with a bewildered expression: "Didn't you say it, you go to the left and I go to the right?

Xu Jing was silent for a while, not knowing why at that moment just now, there was such a big short-circuit in his IQ.

Zhou Jiu flapped his wings, and suddenly felt that Xu Jing's routine was a bit deep.

He didn't think it was because of Xu Jing that he didn't react, but he felt that it was because Xu Jing knew that he would do it after he bummed into each other.

Because maybe, it will be like in Taiwan's idol dramas before, and you can get together by bumping into each other casually.

Scheming boy with a capital letter.

Xu Jing: "If the two of us face each other, aren't my left side and your right side on the same side? ”

Qi Wanguan suddenly realized: "That's right!"

Zhou Jiu: "Scheming!"

Xu Jing continued to explain: "Actually, I didn't know it just now, but I suddenly reacted when I sat here after I bumped into it just now. ”

Zhou Jiu: "Sophistry!"

Qi Guanguan listened to his starling always say this, and Xu Jing's face turned red when he said it, and he hurriedly ran over to play the round: "It's okay, you don't have to explain......

Zhou Jiu: "Because that's what you think, the explanation is a cover-up." ”

Xu Jing looked down at the ground, trying to find a crack in the ground and get in.

Qi Guanguan moved his position, in the end he moved a place for Zhou Jiu, and then patted the ground, no longer mentioning this stubble, but trying to change the topic: "You hurry up and sit down, don't chirp there, you talk a lot." ”

Zhou Jiu walked over in all directions, and he didn't want to make any comments on Qi Guanguan's words.

Anyway, in the TV series, it is not the villain who dies of talking too much, but those who are too smart.

It's not good to be too smart, those villains are always staring at them, trying to kill them first.

Zhou Jiu glanced up at Xu Jing and weighed this guy's threat value.

Qi Wanguan finished ruining the plasticine dog, and now he is ready to spoil Zhou Jiu again.

However, because Zhou Jiu didn't care about some of his favorite feelings at all, if he really annoyed him, he would really scratch his paws, so Qi Guanguan didn't grab it, but took advantage of a piece of plasticine and tried to pinch out his pet very affectionately.

Xu Jing watched Qi Guanguan pick up a black eraser, and his sweetheart instantly guessed Qi Guanguan's thoughts, and immediately ran over to echo it.

"I once read a story about a great painter who painted a lot of portraits of people, and then one day he wanted to paint a portrait of his mother, and then he tried to paint the mother in his memory. ”

As a result, she stood in front of the drawing board and thought about it for a long time, but she couldn't draw her mother's appearance, and then she realized that the person she was most familiar with was so shallow in his mind that when she really wanted to draw her, she couldn't put pen to paper. ”

Qi Guanguan listened to the story with relish, and his subordinates pinched the plasticine and were also very enthusiastic: "Then since you say so, I'll try it and pinch out my crows...... I don't look at my crow now, I'll see if I can pinch it out. ”

Zhou Jiu flapped his wings, and his heart was simply indescribable.

Just now, the two of them looked at the husky to pinch it, but the dog was pinched into a lump by them, and they couldn't tell what it was at all.

So who gave them the courage to think that they could pinch their brother out by themselves?

Qi Wanguan pinched with great interest, and Xu Jing stayed aside and handed this and that.

WEEK 9: NO FUCK SAID.

On the other side, it is almost the background board of Qi Xiao: ......

What about bringing children to play?

Two big friends, have you forgotten what you should be doing?

Two big friends were happily kneading plasticine over there, and a child and a starling looked at each other here, not knowing what to do.

Children are very unresentful, even if they later learned that it was the starling who specially scared him at night, Qi Xiao didn't always remember this at this time.

Even when he was bored, he was ready to invite this starling to play a game together.

Qi Xiao: "Let's play something else together, looking over there, I always feel a little bad." ”

Zhou Jiushen thought so.

Qi Xiao felt bad because he looked at his beloved plasticine and was so spoiled by these two big friends.

Zhou Jiu, he always felt that with Qi Guanguan's extremely bad technology, eighty percent of the things pinched out were not bird-like.

This is not a bird-like, without a bit of derogatory meaning, that is, there is no bird-like in the literal sense.