104:Kamen Rider (Three Watches)
Jiang Hua opened his eyes violently and put the ghost catching bell and the ghost raising pot into the Pangu ring.
"Stupid dog system, Lao Tzu has something to ask you!"
The system was furious, "You call me a stupid dog?"
"Hey, you're embarrassed to say it! You don't dare to blow yourself up, what's the matter, don't you want to quarrel?" Jiang Hua felt more and more that his system was very interesting, and it was fun to quarrel occasionally, at least to pass some boring time.
[Excuse me!This system disdains to quarrel with you!Hmph!] The system seems to be very arrogant and disdainful, [This system has said, I am the most awesome and invincible system, there is no one!In order to better improve the comfort of the host, this system is also learning a lot of the culture of this parallel world! But coincidentally, the first thing I learned was the ability of shrews to scold the street! Are you sure you want to quarrel?]
Jiang Hua licked his lips, this is really a stupid dog system! Why is it not good to learn, learn from a shrew to scold the street? Dissatisfied, he said: "Come on, come on, you try it!"
[You look so disgusting, the whole pig Bajie was reincarnated! A fire burned your house to death, leaving you an orphan to survive in the world? How fucking awesome! You said that your family bought a washing machine to wash your mother's big black pussy! You have bad breath, yellow teeth and blisters all over your body, you don't even want to go to the place where you walk, and the hammer grows on the skull, I wonder why the World Expo didn't call you to go to the exhibition?]
Jiang Hua was scolded and stunned, and he couldn't insert it several times, and he was so angry that he almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood: "You, you fucking come out and let's go head-to-head?"
[Yo, you're angry, aren't you? Aren't you still quarreling? Come, come again! Quarrel with me? I've recorded all the shrews in this world swearing, come on, come on, fight with you for 300 rounds!]
Jiang Hua only felt a pain in his chest, his face turned red with anger, and his eyes were bloodshot!
And the system also felt that Jiang Hua seemed to be really angry, so he immediately laughed and said: [Oh, okay, it's all fun!
Jiang Hua took a few deep breaths to calm his irritable emotions, but there was nothing he could do, who let himself be exposed to such a stupid dog system?
After a long pause, Jiang Hua asked faintly: "Okay, Lao Tzu can't scold you! Let me ask you, why is my name not in the book of life and death? Could it be that you are also responsible?"
Not only is there no name for you, but there are no names for those you care about! The Book of Life and Death will automatically detect the person you care about in your heart, and then erase his name! And his future is up to you to decide! Don't forget that I told you, if you become an immortal, you can bring anyone you care about to become an immortal and live in the world!
Jiang Hua scratched his head: "Then who is the person I care about?"
[You have to ask yourself this! You should have something to ask me, right? Gotcha, don't say it, I've already heard your thoughts! The Tai'a Sword in your right arm and the little golden hoop stick in your ear are both immortal weapons! The fairy power of the little golden hoop stick is stronger than the Tai'a Sword, so when you faced the old man of Qianyang before, they would automatically appear! Simply put, it's a kind of automatic defense, understand?]
Jiang Hua nodded suddenly in realization: "You really guessed my idea!, but that Qianyang said before that there are many immortal cultivators in this world, if they come to offend me, Tai'a Sword and the Little Golden Hoop Stick will also automatically attack?"
[Of course!]
The system's words stopped here, but Jiang Hua heard an alarm in his head. It's like the kind of alert in a Red Alert game when you fire a superweapon, and it's always circling in your head.
"System, what are you doing!"
[Host, there's a mission!I said, you're going to help the police fight crime in the way of a mystery person!Now the mission has come!]
As soon as the system's voice fell, the noisy and head-wrenching siren also stopped abruptly.
Jiang Hua shook his head, thought about it carefully, it seemed that there was really such a side task, and said, "Okay, good, what's the situation?
The system then displayed a Blu-ray screen in front of Jiang Hua's eyes, which only Jiang Hua could see. The above is a live broadcast of the specific situation, a middle-aged man with a gun rushed into the kindergarten and held a preschool teacher and 30 children hostage!
Jiang Hua scratched his head: "No, why is it this policewoman again? If we assign tasks, can't we change policemen? Can I not go?"
[Then you will have to wait for death!If you don't do the task, you will really be wiped out directly!]
"I don't believe it! If I die, can you live?"
[You may have some misunderstandings! Self-explosion is self-explosion, erasure is obliteration! Two different concepts, I advise you not to try!]
Jiang Hua gasped: "Big brother, I'll go now! You let me make preparations!"
Then Jiang Hua took out the lightning suit from the Pangu ring, but he hesitated to wear the lightning suit! If he just came forward in the way of a mysterious person, wouldn't it be cool enough? This must make a noise, otherwise I'm sorry I have a system!
Jiang Hua was a little entangled, and said that the lightning suit was strong enough, but it was not enough to pretend to be forced! Then Jiang Hua glanced at the screen again, and said that the bear child in the kindergarten ... There you have it, Kamen Rider!
"Hey, boy, give me your armor to pretend!" Jiang Hua found a character called Kamen Rider ZX among his WeChat friends, who looked a bit like the dinosaur team he had seen in his childhood.
ZX was stunned: "Big brother creditor, as long as the armor doesn't want weapons, and you don't want my ability?"
Jiang Hua smiled: "Little ghost, you call me big brother, can I still ask for your ability? Your ability was lent to you, you can keep it! Give me the armor quickly, you don't need a weapon!"
"Okay big brother, this will be delivered!"
Then a burst of white light flashed, and a set of alternating red and silver armor appeared in front of Jiang Hua, but the hood was a little mentally retarded... Like a fly...
Jiang Hua sighed, and said in his heart that this is far worse than the lightning suit! But this world is too cruel, we have to give these kindergarten bear children a little hope, and we have to make them believe that there are still heroes in this world!
Then Jiang Hua took the lightning suit into the Pangu ring, put on the ZX armor and rushed to the scene of the crime.
Jiang Hua didn't choose to drive, because it was too inconvenient to drive with this thing, and it would affect his vision, and it would be bad if he scared the female driver next to him again and caused a car accident, so he chose to run over at the speed of a flash.
But he was surprised to find that this suit of armor could withstand the high temperatures generated by the speed of light!
It took less than two seconds from the time he left the house to the scene of the crime.