At this time, Zou Daguan's heart was beautiful.

After a busy day outside, I was very worried, but fortunately, as soon as I got home, I had a beautiful wife waiting for me to take a bath, and I could still take a bath after taking a bath - hey, hey, hey!

"Wife, I'm going to take a shower right away!" Zou Daquan's whole body tiredness seemed to dissipate all at once, but he was full of mental vitality, and he got up from the sofa and undressed.

Divide five by two, and take yourself off until you are left with only one pair of pants.

"Giggle~~" The young and bewitching woman, that is, Zou Daguan's wife, giggled on the side, very charming, and glanced at Zou Daguan, "You~~ It's really... Monkey hurry!"

"Wife, do you think I can not be in a hurry?" Zou Daguan was about to rush to the bathroom.

That's it!

"Wait!"

Zou Da's brain exploded!

It's a little sober!

Tell me to wash I don't wash?

"me! What does this mean, tell me to take a bath, but I can't wash it?" Zou Daguan stopped, his whole body trembled, and immediately walked back to the sofa, picked up the clothes he had just taken off, and put them on his body.

"Husband, what are you doing here? What are you doing with your clothes?" the young bewitching woman was suddenly a little dumbfounded. "Aren't you in a hurry?"

"Wife, I can't take a shower for the time being. Zou Daguan had quickly put on his clothes again and sat on the sofa. "Can't wash it! Let me wash it, I don't wash it! Absolutely can't wash it, never wash it!"

Zou Daguan's position is very firm. After all, life matters!

The first of the two sentences that Huang Xiaolong gave him had already been verified, so in his heart, he had long regarded Huang Xiaolong's words as a golden rule. Don't dare to be disobedient in the slightest.

Now don't say it's his wife, even if the king of heaven comes over and asks him to take a bath, he will definitely not go to wash!

"Old Zou!" The young bewitching woman, greatly dissatisfied when she saw this, grabbed Zou Dadu's ear. "What kind of illness are you? I kindly let you take a bath, but you don't appreciate it, your whole body is dirty, if you don't take a bath, you want to go to my mother's bed tonight!"

"Wife, don't pinch my ears, listen to me, I was reminded by a master, and I can't take a bath tonight. Forget it, tonight you sleep in the bedroom, and I sleep on the living room sofa. Zou Daguan was unmoved.

"I'm so angry!" cried out the young bewitching woman.

"Wife, otherwise you go to take a bath, and you will rest early after taking a bath. Zou Daguan said busily.

"Uh~~" The young bewitching woman was stunned for a moment, she had taken a bath before stealing the fish just now... But she didn't have time to take a shower after she was done!

"Isn't it? wife, have you taken a bath? Hehe, come, let me smell the fragrance on your body. Zou Daguan said casually.

The young bewitching woman immediately took half a step back and said in a continuous voice. "I haven't taken a shower yet~~"

She was also afraid in her heart, worried that as soon as Zou Daguan smelled it, she would smell a flaw!

At that moment, the young bewitching woman, gritting her teeth, barely smiled. "Husband, since you don't take a bath, then I'll wash it first~~"

"Sun Shao and I are for the last time! I want to wash it well, and wash away all the smells he left on my body!"

The young bewitching woman, without saying a word, took a change of clothes, and went into the bathroom, and after a while, the sound of the water heater sounded, and she took a shower.

"Whew~~ As long as I don't take a bath, I should be able to avoid tonight's catastrophe. Zou sat on the sofa without squinting, his thoughts flying. "Not only will I not be able to take a shower tonight, but I will not be able to wash my hands or feet...... Whatever it is, I can't wash it!"

That's it!

Boom~~~!

A bang!

It's as if someone is setting off firecrackers.

At the same time, in the bathroom of Zou Daguan's house, there was the sound of glass bursting and the sound of someone falling.

"What's the matter, wife, what's going on?" Zou Daguan was so frightened that he immediately jumped up from the sofa and rushed out of the bathroom.

The door of the bathroom was not locked, Zou Daguan twisted the door, and in an instant, a smell of blood came to his face.

Zou Daguan looked at it, and the person almost fainted in fright!

I saw that his wife was already lying in a pool of blood, she was shot in the head, the blood was still bubbling and flowing, and the glass in the bathroom had been blown to pieces, and the glass slag was splashed on the ground!

Miserable!

The young bewitching woman who was alive just now is basically unable to live now!

"Wife!!!" Zou Daguan let out a heart-rending scream. Miserable.

However, in an instant, a sentence flashed in his mind - 'Let you wash you don't wash'

At this time, Zou Daguan only felt thrilling!

Just now, if he hadn't reined in the precipice, the person taking the bath would have been replaced by him, and now, the corpse lying in a pool of blood would not be his wife, but himself!

'Tonight, I really have two calamities, both of them are bloody disasters, if it wasn't for the two words that the master gave me, now, I would have died..."

Zou Daguan glanced at his wife's body, then hurriedly rushed back to the living room, took out his mobile phone, and called the police.

At this time, in the sky above this community.

"Hmph!" the young man from Ailao Mountain, his face was so gloomy that he seemed to be able to squeeze out water, and his face was full of gloom and resentment.

He's defeated!

In this fight, he was defeated and lost!

His divination skills can only predict the good fortune and misfortune of Zou Dazhu, but he can't give precise hints.

And Huang Xiaolong, as if he was an unpredictable prophet, gave Zou Daguan two sentences in advance, so that he would not die!

This contest is a verdict!

The young man of Ailao Mountain has always been terrible in his conceit, especially for divination, he is full of confidence. Now that he has lost, it is really difficult for him to accept!

"Husband, it turns out that if you want to wash it, don't wash it, that's what it means~~ It's so dangerous, that guy just now almost went to take a bath. "Huo Bingyan's senior sister said in shock.

"Shut up!" Under the anger, the face of the young man in Ailao Mountain was so hideous that he slapped her backhand, and with a loud bang, he slapped her in the face.

On the other hand, Senior Brother Zeng Qi, as well as the disciples of Dragon and Tiger Mountain, are also stunned now.

Everything that happened to Zou Daguan tonight seemed to be under Huang Xiaolong's control.

Two catastrophes, with two very simple words, helped Zou Daguan get through.

Such a skill is really amazing!

"That fellow Daoist... Also... also lost..."On the face of the senior brother Zeng Qi, a gloomy murderous intent appeared.

On Huang Xiaolong's side, it was naturally the wives who were overjoyed, full of praise of extreme worship.

On a barren hill near the community where Zou Daguan lives.

A group of people gathered at the top of the mountain.

"Hmm~ I won the two battles~~" Huang Xiaolong looked at the gray-headed Ailao Mountain boy and the others with a harmless expression on his face. "I'll just say, how can you be my opponent, you chickens and dogs? Well, since you've lost, fulfill your bets. ”

The young man from the Wailing Prison Mountain, with a fierce look on his face, looked at Huang Xiaolong viciously. "What do you want, stinky boy?"

"What do I want?" Huang Xiaolong's face was full of confusion. "Before the fight, didn't you say okay, if I win, you two must kneel in front of me, kowtow, and then apologize. Okay, don't delay, get down on your knees. ”

"How can this be reasonable! Stinky boy, you don't want to make an inch!" Zeng Qi's eyes were also shining. "You are the partner of Senior Sister Bingyan, come to pay homage to my teacher, I am a great disciple of Longhu Mountain, you are so aggressive, you just don't give my teacher face!

"Senior brother, what you said is wrong, don't you understand the truth of being willing to gamble and lose? If the person who loses the battle is my husband, I'm afraid you won't be so magnanimous, right?" Huo Bingyan couldn't bear it anymore and said in a raised tone.

The wind and cold smoke, Yan Pianpian, Ma Chuxia and others all showed disdain.

"I see that you are such a big person, and you are a cultivator~~ Why are you so thick-skinned, and you are playing tricks in public~~~ Hurry up and kneel down for me. Huang Xiaolong didn't follow the word.

The corners of the eyes of the young man of Ailao Mountain and Zeng Qi twitched a few times at the same time, and an irrepressible murderous aura rose on their bodies at the same time. The two involuntarily exchanged glances, and then nodded at the same time, as if they had reached some kind of consensus.

"Junior brothers and sisters, you go first. This matter, for my brother to make a break with this kid. Zeng Qi glanced at the disciples of Dragon Tiger Mountain.

"You also hurry up. I'll go to you when I'm done with that. The young man of Ailao Mountain also said to his female companion beside him.

These people all knew the meaning of the song when they heard it, and at the moment, they all looked at Huang Xiaolong with gloating eyes, and then they each sacrificed the flying talisman seal, or pasted the wind talisman on their feet, and in an instant, they scattered as birds and beasts.

On the top of the mountain, there were only the young man of Ailao Mountain, Zeng Qi, and Huang Xiaolong, as well as Huang Xiaolong's wives, the three little monsters.

"Stinky boy, this is called heaven has a way you don't go, and hell has no door for you to break in!" Zeng Qi's face exuded an undisguised murderous intent, as if he was a hungry jackal, his eyes were bloodthirsty, and his whole body was full of Dao power. "Senior Sister Bingyan, you stand out! Don't turn your elbows out!"

Huang Xiaolong had long known that the young man of Ailao Mountain and Zeng Qi had killed him, and he was very happy, and his expression was not shocked. "What do you mean by that?"

"Hand over the flying sword, then kneel down and cut off your arms, so that you can spare a dog's life. The young man of Ailao Mountain exuded a cold aura all over his body, a kind of momentum of the emperor's anger and blood splashing five steps, and he came towards Huang Xiaolong to suppress it!

After a pause, the young man of Ailao Mountain said in a righteous and awe-inspiring manner, "Don't try to reason in front of us, and don't ask for forgiveness." In our world of cultivators, strength is respected. Overseas, it is not uncommon to kill people in front of them without saying a word. If you're stubborn, you'll be killed today. However, you don't have to worry, I will take care of these women around you in the future. I, but also a merciful and elegant person~~~"

"Hahahaha~~~" Hearing this, the murderous intent in Huang Xiaolong's heart could not be contained, and he said lazily. "Originally, before the start of the Heavenly Master's birthday banquet, I planned to keep a low profile and didn't want to kill people, but since you sent it to the door yourself, then I don't mind getting some blood first and warming up... You two ants dare to jump in front of me, it's really boring!"

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(End of chapter)