Rain???

The people present were all confused, and these two words were indeed very unfamiliar to them. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info their ancestral home here, no one will ask for rain, I have never heard of anyone begging for rain, let alone anyone else asking for rain.

The village party secretary pouted his teeth, looked at Feng Laosi, who was as proud as a rooster, and wrinkled into a ball and said: "Feng Laosi, what are you talking about? Asking for rain, who is asking for rain?"

Feng Laosi pointed to the sky triumphantly and said meaningfully: "Whoever cares about this matter will ask whoever you want." ”

"Who cares?"

The branch secretary didn't react and was stunned for a while. Someone in the crowd shouted, "Who else can it be, the dragon lord is in charge of the rain." ”

"Right. ”

Feng Laosi looked at the villagers with ten faces and bewildered, his self-esteem was unprecedentedly satisfied, and he said with a smile: "Who else can this rain do, except for the old man of the Dragon King?"

Dragon King?

The villagers began to come back to their senses, yes, who else could it be in charge of raining, haven't you seen it all in Journey to the West, Sun Monkey is looking for someone to rain, aren't they all the dragon kings invited.

It's no wonder that these villagers are slow to react, it's really their ten miles and eight towns, and there is indeed no Dragon King Temple. None of their ancestors had ever heard of such a thing as asking for rain.

Wang Gong's expression changed slightly, and he looked at Feng Laosi fixedly. He is engaged in water conservancy, and his education is not high, but he has much more knowledge than these ordinary people. Recently, what is the hottest and hottest in the news, the Internet, and newspapers?

Dragon!

The province where Jiangcheng is located is far away from Ludong, and the information he learned is basically exaggerated or false, and it is gradually different from the original. At first, he was a little skeptical, but it wasn't until he repeatedly saw the live video that he completely believed in the existence of the dragon.

But I believe that as a modern person, especially a person engaged in water conservancy work, when faced with a drought, his first reaction is to take routine measures to minimize losses. Including his superiors, they all thought like this, and they didn't think of relying on that somewhat ethereal god at all.

It's all a mental inertia.

Feng Laosi is idle and lazy, but one of his big hobbies is surfing the Internet. This large-screen double-surround speaker large-screen mobile phone was bought by him for the Internet. Well, the main business is to watch love movies, and to shake the drifting bottle as a side business.

After a long period of edification, the main business hollowed out his body, and the side business hollowed out his spirit.

When he is empty and lonely, he will browse some news and use it as a conversation point for flirting with his sister. As a result, he was naturally exposed to a lot of new and interesting news.

It can be said that Xia Jiaping was the first to know that the Dragon King was Feng Laosi, and he was also the person who knew the most insiders. The reason is very simple, a rare picture of the Dragon King, a short video of the Dragon King, can attract a girl full of curiosity.

Since there really is a dragon king in this world, isn't asking for rain the easiest and most direct way to deal with drought?

As soon as this proposal came out, there was no sound around. Feng Lao Si smacked his mouth smugly, and snorted: "What's the matter? What is my idea? Who, Lao Tan'er, get your wine ready." ”

"Can this be done?"

Lao Tan'er will be suspicious: "That's the Dragon King, is it something that these ordinary people can call? Besides, it's not our village that suffers from drought." In this big place, can the Dragon Lord take a look?"

His words resonated with everyone, yes, the drought in the entire Ludong region is serious, they are a small village of 400 people, there is a fart for begging for rain, how can such a big figure as the Dragon King be seen.

Immediately, someone chimed in: "Yes, branch secretary, what kind of character is the Dragon King, if you want to save it, you must first save the provincial city." ”

"Isn't it? ”

"Where we don't, we don't even have a temple, so it's strange to come. ”

"Yes, yes, yes. Isn't that? ”

"Feng Laosi, you can't do this trick. ”

……

More and more people echoed it, and everyone unanimously believed that the dragon lord had millions of bear soldiers under his command, and the harem beauties were like gods in the clouds, and only those who were full of food would come to the village to rain, which was too falling.

Feng Laosi was about to enjoy the pleasure of pretending to be forced, but he didn't expect to deny it so quickly, and scratched his ears and cheeks anxiously: "The heart of a villain, the heart of a villain." What a character the Dragon Lord is, with a broad mind, unparalleled benevolence and righteousness, and equality for all beings. ”

The village party secretary waved his hand, frowned and said, "Okay, stop chattering." If you want to make some effort, hurry up and move the stones here, if you are lazy, get out of here, where to rest. ”

Cross-eyed smiled and said: "Fourth, hurry back and give some tribute to the Dragon King, beg him to be an old man, see if you can give your roof a little rain in your busy schedule." ”

"Damn, love or not. Feng Laosi was completely annoyed, his face was hot, he pushed and shoved out of the crowd, pointed at them and said, "The dog bites Lu Dongbin, and he doesn't know the hearts of good people." We'll see. ”

Wang Gong looked at the back of Feng Laosi leaving, thought for a while, and shook his head.

The branch secretary shouted: "Okay, digging a well is the right thing." Don't be stunned. Wang Gong, let's continue to do it, don't pay attention to those two stunned people. ”

After a small episode, the atmosphere soon fell into a dull mood again, and everyone worked hard with their heads down, eager to dig a well in one day, but the hope in everyone's hearts was diluted little by little.

It is said that Feng Laosi returned home after being deflated, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt aggrieved, and ran to the edge of the water tank to suppress the shock of the cold water on the hour, but sadly found that the water tank had already bottomed out. When people want to drink water, the more they can't find it, the more thirsty they feel.

Feng Laosi rummaged through the thermos bucket at home, only poured it in his throat, and the annoyance in his heart suddenly boiled.

Fuck.

Rushed to the village commissary after dropping the water scoop, and the mineral water drink had already been snatched up by the villagers. In the end, I took a bottle of soju, asked for some peanuts, sat under the locust tree at the head of the village, looked up at the starry sky, poured myself a drink, and became a river of grievances......

The more people are looked down upon, the more they want to prove themselves, this is a true portrayal of Feng Laosi's heart.

I drank until midnight in the village, and the more I drank, the more thirsty I became, and the smoke in my throat and eyes was about to rise. He had the heart to go to the villagers' houses to ask for some water to drink, but when he thought of their usual white eyes, he immediately gave up.

But he really couldn't stand this thirst, so he bit his teeth and stomped his feet, pushed the bicycle from home, drunk driving all the way, and ran to Miaowangzhuang, where there was an iron buddy of his.

This journey was covered with stars and moons, more than 20 miles, if it weren't for drinking, Feng Laosi really couldn't hold on. When he arrived at the door of his buddy's house, he was a little apprehensive, for fear that people would have already gone to sleep. But I glanced along the crack in the door and found that the main room was bright, so I knocked with confidence.

"Who. ”

"Fourth. ”

"Which fourth?"

"Xia Jiaping's fourth. ”

"Ouch. Fourth, why are you here so late?" Pushing the bicycle into the courtyard, the fourth pursed his chapped lips and said impatiently: "Quick, Erga, get some water for my brother to drink, I'm dying of thirst." ”

"Let's go into the house, it's cool and white. ”

Feng Laosi rushed into the house with the wind under his feet, and he didn't care about anything, so he took the teapot and poured it into his mouth. He finally quenched his thirst before he had time to look.

There is a lot of wood in the main room, as well as woodworking tools such as hand saws, hand planers, wooden files, chisels, and sandpaper. Erga's father is a carpenter in the village, which is not unusual. But Erga's father, who was sitting by the door, was carrying an electric drill in his hand, and his feet were full of sawdust, staring at him directly.

Feng Laosi wondered: "Uncle, what about the work in the middle of the night?"

"Gazi, hand me a handsaw. Erga Dad put down the electric drill, blew the sawdust, and said without raising his head: "Ang, if you don't rush to work, you can't do it." Urgently. ”

"Is this a chair or a table, Erga?"

There is a square wooden frame on the ground, and strangely speaking, wooden poles more than a meter long stretch out from both sides, which looks very strange. Erga handed the saw to his father and said with a smile: "Make a sedan chair." ”

"Sedan chair?" Feng Lao Siqi said: "Why do you play a sedan chair?

Erga shook his head and said with a mysterious smile: "Carrying the sedan chair of the Dragon Lord, mortals can't do it." ”

"Dragon Lifting Lord?"

"Aang. Erga's face was full of pride and said: "Please ask the dragon lord to ask for rain, and you can't carry a sedan chair." In this village, I have this craft. ”

Feng Laosi's eyes widened and said, "You ask for rain?"

"Uh-huh. Erga responded: "The well dug in the village has no water up to 300 meters, so if you don't ask for rain, how can you live?" ”

Feng Laosi was stunned, he was also the village party secretary, why was the gap so big?

His heart suddenly moved, anyway, there is no water at home, it is better to rub here for two days, and see how people ask for rain, whether it works or not.

wanted to hand Erga a cigarette, but was embarrassed to find that there was only half a cigarette left. Erga smiled and handed over a cigarette, Feng Laosi said with a sneering face: "Someone in your village will beg for rain?"

"Nope. ”

"What's the reason for that?"

Erga spat out a cigarette and said bitterly: "This year, who would ask for rain." Dead horses should be doctors of live horses, try your luck. ”

"It's not going to work. Feng Laosi said with a straight face: "Sincerity is spirituality, this prayer for rain can't be sloppy, if you mess up and annoy the Dragon King, maybe you will lift a stone and hit yourself in the foot." ”

Erga spread his hands and said, "Then what do you say?"

"What should I do?" Feng Laosi rolled his eyes, smoked a stuffy cigarette and thought for a while, and said with a light in his eyes: "Check it on the Internet, Du Niang knows everything." We can learn now. ”

"This ...... Can it be done?"

"It's better than being blind. Feng Laosi thought of doing it, and immediately took out his mobile phone and said skillfully Du Niang, and said while checking: "Erga, believe your brother." Brother has been on the Internet for many years, and this little thing can't be difficult for me. ”

"Or, you?"

This is a good opportunity to prove yourself, and if it does, it will be so beautiful. Feng Laosi's eyes flashed, and he patted his thigh and said, "Give it to my brother." ”

It was night, the lazy man Feng Laosi was immersed in the ocean of knowledge, wandering for so many years, and finally found the direction of his life - the god stick, ah, no, sacrifice! )