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As a single Wang, Lu Zheng was also a little uneasy when he heard it.

But fortunately, the big sword under Wang Qunhua's crotch was as fast as lightning, and in less than five minutes, the battle was over, and the clouds and rain stopped.

The sound of a lighter lighting a cigarette sounded in the room, and after a moment of silence, the woman whispered: "Brother Hua, when will we be able to stay together, I am a little worried about living like this every day." ”

Wang Qunhua said perfunctorily: "What's the hurry? Don't look old at that old dog, it's amazing." The pumping of the clubhouse and the casino has not allowed me to interfere until now. ”

"When will it take?" the woman said coquettishly, "For the sake of you, I broke up with my parents, and now I am homeless, you have to support me." ”

"It's coming, it's coming. Wang Qunhua said impatiently: "Boss Zhong wants to meddle in Jiangcheng, and I haven't done a good job yet." Wait until you get the Lu family's fish pond and build a fishing garden, and then pull a few big bosses of the casino over. I won't have to suffer from that old dog's nest in the future. With Boss Zhong's big backer, what can he do with me?"

"Brother Hua, I think that kid is determined not to sell, can he do it?"

"Hehe, I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. Wang Qunhua's somewhat smug voice came: "Just his family's poor appearance, let Mao Wumao Liu add some condiments to his fish pond as much as last time, and I'll see how long they can consume." ”

"Brother Hua, the police filed a case last time, what if I catch Mao Wumaoliu and confess you?"

"Don't worry, baby. Wang Qunhua took a sip, and said with a smile: "What about the big backstage of Boss Zhong, what can happen? This fish pond will be in my pocket sooner or later, and several big bosses in the casino already have opinions on the old dog's pumping, as long as they are pulled to our side, hey, in the future, who has the final say in this Jiangcheng, it is not necessarily." The old dog is old and should retire. ”

Wang Qunhua didn't know what he thought of, hehe laughed twice, and suddenly said: "Baby, get it for me, it's still early, and do it again." ”

"Ahh ”

"Nonsense, the yellow-faced woman finally went back to her parents' house. ”

Then there was another sound of Si Si Suo.

Liu Ming: "It's fighting again." ”

Liu Neng: "Yes, yes." ”

Lu Zheng was in no mood to listen anymore, because he keenly captured useful information from the conversation between the two sides.

The reason why I didn't do it in the hotel was just to give my cousin face, and I didn't want him to be difficult. Besides, it is not a wise move to beat Wang Qunhua violently, and he may even have to be punished by public security.

He tracked them down to this place, with the obvious intention of giving them a taste of fear in order to quench the hatred in their hearts. And he is confident that he will do things without leakage, and this Wang Qunhua will lie in the hospital for at least a few months.

But now, he suddenly changed his mind, and a more perfect plan emerged.

A violent beating can only get temporary satisfaction, and only when Wang Qunhua is completely destroyed mentally, everyone betrays his relatives and leaves, everyone shouts and beats, and there is no place to stand in Jiangcheng, is it really happy.

It can not only solve the troubles of the fish pond, but also make him ruined. With Lu Zheng's ability, he can do it without knowing it, ensuring that Wang Qunhua experiences the feeling of being depressed to the point of madness.

After waiting patiently for a while, the room finally fell silent, and after a few trivial conversations of innocence, the pink light finally dimmed.

Three o'clock in the morning is the time for deep sleep.

The tongs Liu Ming tiptoed through the protective railing, pushed open the window, slid down the pink curtain to the ground, and lit up the shrimp claws at Liu Neng behind.

At this moment, Liu Neng was overeating in Hongze Lake, he was too fat, stuck in the protective fence, and was desperately squeezing inside.

With a hard slam of force, Gollum slid in, rolling on the floor a few times and crashing into a pile of clothes.

The pile of clothes squirmed a few times, and a lace pink milk cover came out, bumping around like a headless fly, and the suspenders entangled Liu Neng's abdomen and feet, so he had to realize that he said: "It's so dark, help me, I don't see anything." ”

Lu Zheng, who has always been in contact with consciousness, did not vomit blood.

Liu Ming, who had been soaking in spiritual water for a long time, had a significantly higher IQ, and he waved the fire tongs and cut the sling to rescue Liu Neng.

Liu Neng punched the milk cover several times like a vent before he was angry.

Liu Ming had already followed the sheets, carefully climbed onto the bed, groped in the dark with tentacles, hugged a mobile phone with his forelimbs, rolled over and got out of bed, climbed onto the windowsill, and threw it down from the window.

Lu Zheng caught the phone with his hand, and just looked at the pink shell on it, he knew that this was the woman's mobile phone, and it didn't seem to be very useful.

Smack, another thing dropped.

Liu Neng shook his tentacles triumphantly on the windowsill, as if he had made a great achievement.

Lu Zheng turned his hand and saw that the whole person was Spartan, the size of a cigarette box, pink, with a speed switch on it, and a line connected below, and an oval egg-shaped object at the end of the line.

As a research monk who has studied all kinds of romantic action movies, Lu Zheng certainly knows what this evil object is.

Comrade Liu Neng, can you do something reliable?

In the end, Liu Ming found Wang Qunhua's mobile phone, Lu Zheng turned on the phone and took a look, this is good, swipe to unlock, and after skillfully clicking on the address book, he issued an instruction to Liu Ming and Liu Neng: "Start acting." ”

The tongs Liu Ming danced the shrimp claws, like a cutting machine, and began to wreak havoc in the room, not letting go of bed sheets, carpets, clothes, and not a single one.

Iron Fist Liu Ming's fist was too dynamic, so he did not carry out the task of sabotage, but relied on his unreliable intuition to carry out the task of collecting.

Ten minutes later, the luxuriously decorated room was already in shambles. Liu Neng also received a lot of goods, with gold chains, pearl chains, and platinum chains wrapped around his head, gold rings, diamond rings, and apple watches on his fists, and flesh-colored columnar objects in his arms......

This level of destruction is, of course, not enjoyable. The two shrimp soldiers unscrewed the bedroom door with Luohan on top of each other, and began to kill the living room, guest room, kitchen, and then from the first floor to the second floor.

For a full hour, the stalls, wallpaper, curtains, and decorations of the entire villa were unknowingly harmed by the two shrimp soldiers.

At four o'clock in the morning, Liu Ming and Liu Neng began to perform the final task, unscrewing all the faucets that could be turned on in the villa......

"Retreat!"

This villa is counterfeit at least 1.8 million, with decoration. Tomorrow morning, Wang Qunhua will definitely go crazy, and of course, there is something that makes him even more desperate, which is about to happen.

The woman's mobile phone, which was originally of little use, unexpectedly played a huge role, because Lu Zheng found a photo of the bed that the people liked to see in the album, black and yellow were very violent.

Estimating that the time was almost up, Lu Zheng found his wife's phone number from Wang Qunhua's mobile phone, and then carefully selected a few photos with excellent angles and scales from the woman's mobile phone, pressed send, and edited a text message: "Sister, do you see if these photos of me are good?" and sent location information very considerately.

As for Wang Qunhua's mobile phone, focusing on a certain bureau, a certain department, a certain brother, a certain institute, a certain boss, and a certain manager, Lu Zheng edited a text message with a smile: ", don't think that Lao Tzu really hangs you." Fuck it, make Lao Tzu angry, I'll kill you dog. ”

Mass!

Then focus on the circle of a certain sister-in-law, a certain sister, and a certain lady, and edit the text message: "Baby, what are you doing? I'm so hot, you can relieve me of fever, okay? Please, I accept any way, I know you will come." Tomorrow night, I will wait for you in the Jiangcheng International Private Room. ”

Mass!

Finally, after thinking about it, he sent a text message to his wife: "Wife, you are not at home, I can't sleep...... I miss you ......."

Some people cannot be influenced, and meanness is the best way to fight back.

After doing all this, Lu Zheng casually threw his mobile phone into the sewer, packed the loot that Liu Neng had collected, and walked away.

After the incident, the clothes are gone, and the merit and fame are hidden.

When the first rays of the morning light pass through the buildings in the distance and fall down. The silent urban village suddenly became noisy.

Four black sedans surrounded the villa.

Bang bang bang......

There was a knock on the door.

A woman with an average appearance, crying like a tearful person, held her mobile phone and cried: "Dad, this bastard bullies people." You're going to call the shots. ”

Next to her, a middle-aged man with gray hair, wearing a Tai Chi suit and cloth shoes, his long-standing face trembled, and his eyes were full of murder.

"Smash the door open for me!"

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I would like to share a few things with you about this book, because there have been a lot of trolls in the book review section lately.

About the style of writing: Every writer has his own way of thinking, way of writing. My purpose is very simple, the novel, everyone will laugh after reading it, and it will have an entertainment effect, this is my original intention. If you don't like this style of writing, you can point to the fork.

Straight into the knife with a single knife, three chapters hit one face, and ten chapters kill one person. If you don't have 100,000 words, you can cut wires with a kitchen knife, shine brightly, slaughter gods and destroy Buddhas, heaven and earth, only me, this kind of book starts from not 10,000 but 8,000, which can completely meet the needs, why bother to wronged yourself? Isn't this cheap?

Entertainment novels are meant to be for everyone's pastime, and it is not great to make everyone smile after reading them. I have to make the whole book murderous and angry, do you really think it's fun to read it?

If you think about it carefully, isn't it all spoof and nonsense? But everyone laughed, laughed for less than ten years, and brought joy to the public, and it was enough.

It is difficult to reconcile, some people like Lu Xun, and some people like Wang Xiaobo. Some people like the Hundred Pulpits, and some people like cross talk sketches. It doesn't matter whether it's elegant or vulgar, everyone is an ordinary person, and after a day of school, a day of work, a quiet reading of novels, and watching me bring laughter to everyone, isn't it a good thing?

It's not helpful to say more, because I can't make everyone like me. It's a fact.

I have a good temper to myself, I will read and reply carefully to all the suggestions and bugs about this book, and I am very grateful to these people who put forward opinions, you are the ones who really read the book.

As for those that come up and spray, I will ignore them and delete them directly. Because once you squirt against a troll, the troll's purpose is achieved.

Well, I said so much because I was really not in a good mood, which led to this chapter, and many effects could not be written. Rest assured, the rhythm will immediately turn to concise and bright, the speed will speed up, and return to the theme of the Dragon Palace.

Thank you for every suggestion, thank you for every tip, thank you for every recommendation ticket, every collection. You guys are the best! There is a book friend group in the profile, if you like it, you can come in, and everyone chats and farts together.

can be dotted with a fork. Because you can't make everybody like it. I