Lin Yuming couldn't help it, and said, "Liu Mei, have you finished ordering so much to eat? What if you grow meat, aren't you afraid of getting fat?"

Liu Mei looked at Lin Yuming with disdain and said, "Lin Yuming, what's wrong with me being fat? You don't see it, Diao Chan is thin and displaced! Yang Yuhuan is fat, but she has been named a concubine! Cecilia Cheung is thin and divorced! Faye Wong is thin and divorced! Soong Qingling is fat, but she is the first lady! Chiang Kai-shek is thin and has lost the country! Mao Zedong is fat, but he has won the world! As the saying goes: Those who get fat win the world!"

Lin Yuming opened her mouth to say this, and she had nothing to say for a while, so she could only let her order.

Liu Mei not only ordered, but also ordered a bottle of Erguotou liquor in Beijing.

Lin Yuming Zhenyu didn't want to drink, so he greeted Liu Mei with a plate of chicken: "Just drink it later, you eat first!"

Hearing the willow eyebrows for a while.

Liu Mei said hatefully: "You only ate a few handfuls!"

Lin Yuming realized that there was indeed a problem in his words, and laughed, the two of them ate, drank, and chatted, and the atmosphere was getting better and better.

Liu Mei said that it was not interesting to just drink, it was better to guess the riddles, whoever loses will drink, Lin Yuming felt that this was very good, with his own IQ, he would definitely be able to drink less, so he agreed.

Liu Mei said: "I'll say first, I can't guess the drinking! I guess I drink!"

"Okay! you say!" Lin Yuming agreed with great ambition.

Liu Mei said: "The first one, a green meadow, hit a kind of flower. ”

Lin Yuming and Liu Mei didn't guess it, so they took a drink.

Liu Mei said, "Silly, a meadow, it's plum blossoms (no flowers)." The second, another green meadow, and another flower. ”

Lin Yuming and the others drank again, and the final answer was 'wild plum blossoms' (no flowers).

The third one Liu Mei said: It's still this meadow, a flock of sheep came, and a kind of fruit was hunted, and the final answer was strawberries (grass).

The fourth riddle is: the sheep are still there, and another pack of wolves comes, and another fruit is hunted, and the answer is bayberry (sheep are not).

Oh my God! These riddles directly made Lin Yuming guess stupid, this is a challenge to imagination, he drank four cups in a row, he drank dizzy, and his head began to mess up.

Liu Mei drank almost the same today, and a few times when it was her turn to drink, Liu Mei didn't want to drink, looked at Lin Yuming, blushed, and said hesitantly: "Otherwise, I'll compensate you in another way." ”

Lin Yuming shivered excitedly, and suddenly the wine worm came up, thinking, could it be a kiss for himself, he hurriedly wiped his mouth with his sleeve, and said a little embarrassed: "Then, is that now?"

"What now?" asked Liu Mei, puzzled.

Lin Yuming said a little cowardly: "Aren't you giving me a kiss......

I strangled it, Liu Mei squirted out a mouthful of wine, this stinky boy said such a thing, it seems that he is drunk.

Liu Mei roared: "What do you think, can I kiss anyone, who do you think you are, ...... you"

Lin Yuming was embarrassed for a moment, this willow eyebrows that looked cold and jade, cold and elegant, were fierce, and they were as hot and violent.

After Liu Mei finished his frenzy, Lin Yuming was drunk and whispered: "Forget it, forget it, if you don't make love, you won't be love, and I didn't force you, right, this is a thought in my heart, you know, human life is limited, but people's thoughts are infinite." ”

Liu Mei looked at Lin Yuming a little stunned, and after a while, he laughed again: "Lin Yuming, you have drunk like this, and you can still say such connotative words, it's amazing." ”

Lin Yuming shook his head and said, "Hey, brother likes philosophy very much. ”

Liu Mei "and" sounded, his eyes full of disdain.

This night, Lin Yuming himself didn't know how much he drank, in short, in the end, he was drunk by Liu Mei, who was not as drunk as his alcohol.

The next day, Lin Yuming's head hurt a little, and he woke up groggily to find that he was lying in a strange room, lying on an unfamiliar bed, and he also found that he was shirtless, which made him shocked, and he sat up in a hurry, and saw Liu Mei swaying in front of his eyes at a glance.

Lin Yuming suddenly felt a chill in his back, and sweat broke out,, why didn't he wear clothes, could it be that he gave Liu Mei something last night, right? In a panic, he moved the quilt slightly to look, and finally breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, he was wearing underwear.

This inadvertent action was seen through by Liu Mei, and she said with a smile: "Don't worry, I won't take advantage of others." ”

Lin Yuming shook his head and calmed down, thinking back to yesterday a little, and couldn't think of a reason. But since it was okay, he was indifferent, and said, "I'm a man, what are I afraid of? I'm just a pity, how I hope you can take advantage of people's danger." ”

"Really?" asked Liu Mei with a humble eye.

"That's not true. ”

Liu Mei suddenly approached her face, Lin Yuming reflexively shrank her head back and dodged, she smiled evilly and said, "Look at you." Isn't it?"

Lin Yuming felt that he was teased by Liu Mei, and the previous sentence was still reckless, but then he lifted a stone and hit himself in the foot.

Lin Yuming retorted: "This is not mysterious, I thought you were going to hit me so suddenly, of course you have to hide, this is a conditioned reflex, this is instinct, or you will do it again." ”

"Besides, it's not fun to be angry. She looked at Lin Yuming with a smile, but her eyes were full of sorrow.

In order to prove that it was indeed a conditioned reflex, and in order to win back a city, Lin Yuming also suddenly pressed his face close to Liu Mei in an instant, thinking that she leaned back a little, but she didn't mean to shrink back at all.

"Sample, I still want revenge. Liu Mei was even more happy.

Okay, I can only admit defeat, it seems that Liu Mei is a policeman in the end, her calmness is much higher than Lin Yuming, Lin Yuming can only cut the topic, and hurriedly pretended to be confused and asked: "Is there water, I died of thirst?"

Liu Mei brought Lin Yuming a glass of water, and then kept smiling at him.

"What's wrong? Do I have flowers on me, staring at me like that?"

"No, but I want to see a flower. ”

"Boring. Eh, why am I here, where do I put my clothes?" Lin Yuming said to himself.

"Yesterday you vomited all over your body, and your clothes were just dried and won't dry for a while. ”

Lin Yuming recalled that he seemed to be drunk yesterday, and he didn't know what happened later.

Lin Yuming asked, "Why am I here?"

"I brought you here, I can't see you drunk, just lie in the restaurant and don't care. ”

"That's really going to say thank you. Are there any men's clothes for me to wear first? As soon as he asked, Lin Yuming knew what a stupid question this was, this was the room where Liu Mei lived, how could she have men's clothes?

"No, but it's okay, you look pretty strong, let's let it dry first. If you don't mind, my clothes can be worn by you. ”

"Look, it's too much. Lin Yuming said angrily.

At this time, the sunlight had already shone into the window lattice, and Lin Yuming took a look, it was more than seven o'clock.

Liu Mei said, "Get up and have breakfast." ”

Lin Yuming hesitated, thinking about it, walking around in front of Liu Mei with a pair of pants, which was quite embarrassing and embarrassing.

"What are you hesitating about, are you still shy? It's not that I haven't seen it before, but I saw it all yesterday. She smiled and walked towards the coffee table, where there were some breakfasts, Lin Yuming couldn't figure out whether Liu Mei went out to buy them or made them herself.

Lin Yuming hesitated, put the sheet on his body, and put it on his head.

She laughed when she saw Lin Yuming coming.

Is it so funny? Lin Yuming thought secretly, so he casually picked up the fritters on the table and took a bite, really wanting to fly towards her with the half-heel fritters he had bitten.

"Don't get grease on the sheets, I just bought it a few days ago. ”

"Then you still laugh, and if you laugh again, I will wipe my hand on it. ”

"Alright, alright. I won't laugh at you. ”

They were chatting while eating simply.

"I slept in your bed yesterday, I really wronged you, where did you sleep?"

Liu Mei glanced at him: "Nonsense, wherever I can sleep, I will sleep next to you." You can't let me sleep underground, can you?"

Lin Yuming was surprised and said, "Oh my God, then I didn't commit a crime yesterday, right?"

This sentence made Liu Mei laugh for a long time. Then she finished eating, slowly stopped and said, "It's strange, what happened to you yesterday, how can you get yourself drunk, are you out of love?

Lin Yuming was slightly stunned: "Really!"

"yes. The melancholy on your face when you drank yesterday should be the appearance of a lovelorn man alone. I've been feeling funny since I got to know you, but yesterday your eyes were full of mystery-like fog that couldn't be dissolved, and I couldn't extricate myself from it. I can feel your discomfort last night, anyway, the man who is happy and sad has a story. ”

"Haha, how do you say it, I feel like I'm in Leslie Cheung. ”

"You're less stinky and beautiful, but I like Leslie Cheung. ”

"Okay, when I become an actor in the future, I will definitely say when I walk the red carpet: Thank you to such a person, it was her, before I debuted, when I was nothing, she saw my potential with Bole's eyes. Let's invite her out with a round of applause ......".

"Phew. Don't stink. ”

Lin Yuming took a serious look at Liu Mei's delicate face and smiled very cutely, with a smooth face, deep dimples on both sides of the mouth, a thin nose and a red lips, and now there was a sudden feeling of wanting to kiss, however, Lin Yuming just swallowed a mouthful of his own saliva.

After eating, Liu Mei wiped the leftover grease on the table with a rag, while Lin Yuming sat on the sofa and waited for the clothes to dry, watching her sort out the dishes and chopsticks on the coffee table very leisurely, the very cordial feeling seemed to be the warmth and happiness of suddenly being at home.

Lin Yuming was dumbfounded for a while, and went over to open the curtains, the sun was shining brightly, a little dazzling.