Hang big, don't ask me: "Haha, Lao Zhang, what did I say, Fat An is not that kind of person, you still don't believe it." ”

I'm your father: "Bang bang, you're amazing, why did Fat An flop today?"

Nicholas and Guo: "What are you talking about, why can't I understand a word? What's wrong with Fat An? Could it be that the world has changed after I have been in retreat for two months?"

"Forehead ......"

Chu An looked a little embarrassed, and explained to the audience: "That's right, the fat An they are talking about is me, after all, I was so fat before, but now that I have lost weight, everyone has not reacted." ”

“23333”

"Every fat person has a common name, and that is called a fat man. ”

"Fat An, this name is good, much better than Chu Ye. ”

"As soon as I hear Fat An, I think of Fat Tiger, as if Fat Tiger's name is also Ann. ”

"Technical Security ......"

"Fat An, did I miss something, was Chu Ye very fat before?"

"Hehe, it's not just fat, it's just a huge fat, you can search on the Internet to know, there should be precious historical materials preserved. ”

Nicholas and Guo: "Hey, what are you talking about bringing me, I can't understand a word for Mao, and who is Fat An talking to." ”

Don't ask me, "Look at my name." ”

Nicholas and Guo: "......"

I'm your father: "Go to Baidu, search Chu God!"

After a while,

Nicholas and Guo: ", Fat An, you have lost weight, and your handsome little appearance is almost better than mine." ”

"Roll~"

"Roll~"

"Roll ......"

Chu An scolded with a smile, but he was a little happy in his heart, this group of guys has not changed at all, and there is no sense of estrangement for a long time.

Immediately afterwards, he said: "Are you free, open the black in all four rows, and let this great god take you to pretend to beep and take you to fly." ”

"~~ Sunday, how can you not be free. ”

"You're just pretending to be a beep?"

"Wait for a while, 17 seconds to save it......"

Thinking of the previous black history, Chu Anxin was angry, and directly put down the cruel words, and said coolly: "Lie down for me today, this great god will take you to fly today." ”

"Hehe~~"

As soon as he finished speaking, the four of them teamed up to play the game.

Survival Absolute is a large-scale skydiving game where 100 people throw themselves into an isolated island, collect guns and ammunition, and in the end only one person or one team wins.

"Selling, selling, online hanging, no bullying, good price. ”

"Is there a little brother to take me, people are still young and can't play. ”

"Dog thief, this thing is a man, it is a voice changer, and he lied to my 98K just now. ”

“…………”

After a minute in the quality square, the plane came, everyone got on the plane, and began the road to survival on the desert island, they will always remember this game, the fear of being dominated by a hot man.

Lao Huang: "Where to jump?"

Lao Guo: "Let's go jungle." ”

Lao Zhang: "After all, Fat An is on the live broadcast, and it won't look good when it lands into a box." ”

Lao Huang: "That's right, give him some face." ”

"Hehe......"

Chu An smiled confidently and marked a place at the bottom of the map: "The real man should have just arrived at the airport, and Zhong Aiqing will fight his way out of the encirclement with me and complete the enthronement ceremony." ”

"I'm afraid it's not Shi Lezhi. ”

"What should I do?"

"Jump, what else can I do, it's a big deal to restart the game and make this thing sober. ”

The three of them had no choice but to jump from the airport with Chu An.

However, the airport has always been a battleground for soldiers, and the parachutes in the sky are densely packed at a glance, making people feel the urge to retreat.

"12345, plus our 6 teams, this is cool. ”

"I'm a little weak, otherwise, how about turning a corner before it falls?"

"It's ...... late"

Chu An took the lead, landed the fastest with the vertical descent method, picked up an AK with 60 bullets, loaded the magazine and rushed out directly, "You stay in the house, and after I finish cleaning up, just come and lick the bag." ”

The moment he landed, a large wave of memories of this game flooded into his mind.

All kinds of pressure guns, wind directions, falls, microseconds, and gun throwing skills are well understood.

The current Chu An is equivalent to a humanoid plug-in, or the kind of Da Luo Jin Xian.

He was armed with an AK, and as long as it was within the range of the machine, he shot the head one after another, starting a journey of slaughter.

Bang bang bang ~~

A rain of bullets,

The game kill record in the upper right corner is frequently refreshed.

This is a war without suspense.

At this time, Lao Huang suddenly said: "Fat An, I have something to say." ”

Chu An was indulging in the pleasure of frying fish, and only responded after a while: "What's wrong?"

Lao Huang: "You live broadcast, we have no objection to ......"

Lao Zhang took over the conversation: "But we can't bear it......

Lao Guo continued: "Do you still remember our oath in dormitory 213?"

Chu An recalled and said in a deep voice: "How could I forget, and it is impossible for me to forget." ”

Lao Huang's tone was firm and serious: "Let's take the oath again together, our original oath." ”

Chu An hesitated: "Now?"

Lao Huang: "Are you hesitating? Or are you ashamed?"

Chu An said solemnly: "Okay, let's take an oath together." ”

Lao Huang: "Let's take an oath together!"

Lao Guo: "Let's take an oath together!"

Lao Zhang: "Let's take an oath together!"

"In this life, whether poor or rich, whether it is a mobile phone or a computer, a stand-alone machine or an online game, we swear together, and it is not appropriate to be forced to die, if there is a violation, it will be kneaded by the sow day and night, and it will be ...... forever."

At the same time, the barrage in the live broadcast room was blank for several seconds, and then for a while, the server almost crashed again.

“666”

“2333……”

"This works...... Get one’s dander up. ”

"You two goods, are you like laughing at me to death, and then inherit my ant Huabei?"

"Thinking of this secondary two vow, it was our lost youth. ”

After taking the oath, Lao Huang said bitterly: "Fat An, you have changed, you take an oath without a trill." ”

Chu An threw a shot in the head with a flick of his hand, and was about to touch a person who attacked him, and said with a wry smile: "I haven't changed, I don't believe you came to my live broadcast room to watch, I opened the video." ”

Lao Huang was silent for a while, and then said: "Okay, you two protect me, I'll go investigate, Fat An, you have to remember that this is not a matter of believing it or not, this is a matter of principle." If you really hang up, you don't have to talk about your own brothers. ”

After a while,

Lao Huang came back again, Lao Zhang and Lao Guo hurriedly asked, "How is it, is there a problem with Fat An?"

Lao Huang was silent for a longer time, and there was a little unbearable in his tone: "Fat An...... Find a girlfriend, you are like this, no matter how strong your body is, you will not be able to bear it. ”

He recalled that when he saw it in the live broadcast room, the trembling and almost spasmodic hand speed, his heart was full of mixed feelings, very complicated, a little relieved, and a little distressed.

At this hand speed, the pestle will be ground into an embroidery needle.