Chapter 239: Miracles
Ye Tian secretly returned the same way, and saw Huang Laoxie holding a glass of red wine and pretending to speak French to others.
"Huang Laoxi!"
Hearing Ye Tian's voice, Huang Laoxie almost poured a glass of wine into his nose and eyes.
"Where did you die?"
"I'm going to wander around and play, don't talk nonsense! Lao Tzu dropped the phone in the toilet in order to answer your phone! You can either fish it out for me, or accompany me to 20,000 yuan. ”
"Twenty thousand, you go and grab it!"
Seeing Ye Tian squinting at himself, Huang Laoxie hurriedly changed his words and said, "I'll give it to you tonight!" As soon as this kid has a bad stomach, he should be ruined and eliminated.
"You didn't get me in trouble, did you?"
Ye Tian shook his head: "No, I've always been a good baby." ”
"Do you know French?" Seeing some big noses coming over and respectfully clinking glasses with Huang Laoxi, Ye Tian asked curiously.
"If you know a little French, Lao Tzu will say this, cheers!" At this time, another old guy with a medal came over, and Huang Laoxie hurriedly raised his glass and said.
Suddenly, the crowd that had been whispering fell silent. Ye Tianyi raised his head and slowly walked down the rotating marble staircase on the second floor was Yelena, who had a little ambiguity with him in the bathroom.
"What's this chick's name?"
Huang Laoxie glanced at Yelena, stared eagerly at the beautiful woman beside her and said, "This child's name is Yelena, and her mother's name is Katriana, and she will soak this beautiful young woman in her hands sooner or later." ”
Yelena, who walked down slowly, smiled like an angelic saint and nodded slightly to everyone who met the eyes below. accidentally touched Ye Tian's obscene gaze, Yelena's body shook and almost broke her foot, and two touching blush climbed up her cheeks.
Ye Tian also scratched his head embarrassedly, sniffed his hands intoxicated, and there was still that unique fragrance.
Yelena simply turned her head to the other side and no longer looked at Ye Tian's side.
When you go down to the first floor, the crowd separates automatically. The Pope stood with a smile next to the baptismal fountain, wearing a ring in the shape of an indiscernible cross on his ring finger and holding a Bible in his hand.
I don't know why, when Ye Tian saw the cross ring and the Bible on the Pope's hand, a strange feeling suddenly surged in his heart.
"Let's get started. The Pope smiled at Yelena.
Yelena, for her part, reverently knelt at the Pope's feet.
"In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit......"
When he heard the Pope read aloud, Ye Tian suddenly felt that his spirit was in a trance, and Yelena seemed to have entered a realm of selflessness.
Suddenly, there was a commotion in the crowd - the ring in the Pope's hand burst into a violent light when it was pointed at Elena's head.
Ye Tian was also awakened by this light at this time, and asked Huang Laoxi: "The baptism is all light?"
Huang Laoxie shook his head: "You see that the pope is full of surprise, and the baptism will definitely not bring light." ”
Ye Tian thought evilly, could it be that Lao Tzu touched her Mimi just now and God knew that he was going to punish her? Looking at the brightness of this light, it must be at least 380 volts or more, thinking of the scene where he was electrocuted like a roast chicken and was eaten by Xiaopang and Ercannon, Ye Tian subconsciously rubbed his hands, it's over, the tender beauty is going to turn into a roast pig tonight.
"You're electricity, you're light, you're a little suckling pig, you... Huh?"
However, to Ye Tian's surprise, Yelena did not become the scorched black appearance in the legend, the strong light darkened and became lighter little by little, and after that, a huge two-winged angel faintly appeared.
The crowd, including the Pope, quickly fell to their knees and uttered a series of chants from their mouths.
Miracles! The servants finally saw a miracle! The two-winged angel! Although the Pope has served my lord for so many years, he has never seen such a real miracle. The slightest sign of the last miracle thrilled the Pope, let alone the real miracle this time. Although he knew that Yelena was a hint from God, the Pope could not have imagined that Yelena, who was baptized at the age of ten, could directly have her own two-winged guardian angel!
And Yelena didn't seem to know anything, just knelt quietly on the ground, unaware of the changes taking place around her.
In the entire castle, only Huang Laoxie and Ye Tian stood in place and looked at the two-winged angel floating in the air stupidly. The angel was vague, but it was enough for people to see clearly. The inciting wings also brought out a lot of small pieces of starlight, which floated out and then quickly dissipated into the air.
After a long time, Ye Tiancai quietly stabbed Huang Laoxie and said, "Master, will she PK with us?"
Huang Laoxie also slowly came back to his senses and wiped the sweat from his head. Although there has always been a gap between the Eastern Xiuzhen Realm and the Western Church, there is no trouble between the well and the river. But seeing that the two-winged angel of the West really appeared in front of everyone, Huang Laoxi's heart still felt a little strange loss.
"This is the two-winged angel on God's side. "Huang Laoxie didn't know what to do, so he had to open his mouth. But for the two-winged angel, Huang Laoxie still has awe in his heart.
After all, it is the Holy Spirit from the divine realm.
But Ye Tian didn't have so many scruples in his heart, unless the angel wanted to kill him now, this kid didn't know to be afraid at all, and there was no awe in his life dictionary.
"Tell you something. Ye Tian thought about it for a long time, but decided to tell Huang Laoxie what he had just done briefly. In case this chick is baptized, with the blessing of angels, her strength will increase greatly, and it will be miserable to kill herself in a fit of anger. Before the guest died in a foreign land, he had not had time to break down, and this tragic situation must be resolutely avoided.
"Lao Tzu was taken advantage of by this little girl just now, and she saw it when she peed. Of course, I didn't suffer a loss, I touched her body, and it felt good. ”
Huang Laoxie stared at Ye Tian for a long time, and he really didn't know what to say.
This kid ran over to take advantage of others after such a while, not to mention, and swaggered back to participate in other people's baptismal ceremonies, he didn't know that this kid had done such a big thing for such a short time. This is a troublemaker, this is a ancestor who caused trouble! It seems that when he comes out in the future, he will have to tie his pants to his belt, or he will be allowed to get into trouble.
"Or ...... I'm going to tell her?" Ye Tian pointed to the two-winged angel very uncertainly.
Huang Lao's evil eyes glared, and he whispered: "If you talk nonsense, be careful of being struck by lightning! Tell you, God didn't cut down 380 volts of electricity, but it turned into ashes directly!"
At this time, Ye Tian seemed to feel that the two-winged angel was looking at him. Ye Tian tried to say hello to the two-winged angel, but found that the two-winged angel seemed to be trembling. Because the people in the entire hall were kneeling on the ground with their heads bowed, no one saw Ye Tian actually greeting the angels.
It's really strange, Ye Tian quietly took a few steps forward, and Huang Laoxie hurriedly followed, if this kid caused a mess now, it would really not be a joke.
Ye Tian found that the two-winged angel seemed to be afraid of him, and he was interested for a while. took two more steps forward, and as a result, when Ye Tian took the seventh step, the two-winged angel turned into a large faint spot of light and dissipated.
Ye Tian suddenly opened his mouth as stupid as if he was at a loss.
"Holy!"
Huang Laoxie was so frightened that he hurriedly dragged Ye Tian to squat on the ground, and muttered reverently: Lord, please give me a little wife......
"You are... "The angel departed, and Yelena was the first to come to her senses.
Many people came over to hug Yelena's father and mother, congratulating them on having such a daughter who could be favored by angels. Only Elena stood there with a blank expression, not knowing what had just happened.
The Pope's face was also full of joy, and his originally pale face became unusually ruddy. The Vatican's prediction was indeed accurate, and Yelena was the one!
Huang Laoxie took advantage of the chaos and pulled Ye Tian to prepare to leave in a hurry, while Ye Tian desperately filled his crotch with red wine and food, and saw Yelena looking at him as he swept through the crowd, Ye Tian kissed him very generously, looked at Yelena's pretty face that gradually flushed, waved his hand and walked out with Huang Laoxi.
"I felt like the angel was afraid of me. ”
"Yes, I'm afraid of you! Your crotch is full of murderous energy!" Huang Laoxie scolded angrily: "If you disgrace me! Tell me that you stole things and put them in your crotch, did I tell you? But why can't your torn crotch be sewn firmly? When I arrived at the gate of someone's castle, I missed the ground, where did you put my old face?"
Ye Tian scratched his head and said, "It must have been grinding those stones when I climbed the castle just now." Ye Tian took out two gems from the crotch of his pants and said, "You are content! If these two gems fall, it is estimated that the head of the family will have to find you desperately!"
"What is this?" Huang Laoxie looked at the two black stones the size of an egg in Ye Tian's hand, and he didn't know the point.
"The two eyes of that statue. Huang Laoxie looked in the direction of Ye Tian's finger, and couldn't help but gasp - this kid actually plucked out the eyes of the Louis family god statue carved directly above the main castle and cost the lives of three generations of craftsmen!
Huang Laoxie hurriedly dragged Ye Tian into the extended car that specially picked up guests.
Because of these two gems, Huang Laoxie immediately terminated the next preparatory activities, and after confessing to King Louis, he led Ye Tian back to China in a hurry.
If this is known, it will have to be called.
When Ye Tian was about to get on the plane, he said to Huang Laoxie with tears in his eyes: "Can I say goodbye to Yelena?"
Seeing that Huang Laoxi's expression was not good, Ye Tian also knew that he had caused a big disaster, and said with a gloomy expression: "I still have her smell on my hands, you will be punished for breaking up our pair of mandarin ducks like this! The 380-volt heavenly thunder will kill you!"
"Forget it, I'd better make a poem for her. ”
Ye Tian looked up to the sky with sorrow and sighed: "Ah! My beautiful bride will be separated from me today! And my master is the hateful jackal who has been stabbed by a thousand cuts! My heart is dripping blood, my love is wandering, if one day I finally die of lovesickness, please sprinkle cigars, pork knuckles, geoducks and sauced beef on my grave......
After expressing the feelings in his chest, the slut patted his ass and glanced at the stunned Huang Laoxie and said, "Let's go, what are you doing standing stupidly? How many innocent little girls in the country are waiting for me to rescue." ”
Huang Laoxie shook his head and nodded, just now Lao Tzu thought that this kid was brainwashed by God, and he was able to make such affectionate poems, and he also compared Lao Tzu to a jackal, who is usually old and immortal. In the end, I found out that it was still this little bastard, and God didn't influence him.