75. In the face of life and death, it is all trivial
After urinating, Chu An shook his spirit, habitually picked up the kettle and glanced at it, and twitched the tip of his nose to sniff, and his frowning brows were suddenly relieved.
He was happy: "It's okay, there is not much odor, and the color is not too dark." ”
"God doesn't smell ......"
"God is not too dark...... color"
"Master Chu, in my heart, the image of the male god collapsed......"
"The image of a tough guy and a macho man is rising. ”
"By the way, you're electricity, you're light, you're my only male god. ”
"It's disgusting, I want to be crazy and drink urine in front of so many people. ”
"Hype, it's all hype, this guy will never drink it, if I drink urine, I might as well die. ”
Looking at these barrages,
Chu An frowned slightly: "In the face of life and death, nothing else is a problem, if there is a way, I will not choose to drink urine."
Perhaps in the eyes of many people, drinking urine is a very disgusting thing.
In fact, even if there is living water in the river, there are a lot of bacteria in it.
If a person has no water source in the wild, the urine that has not turned yellow is undoubtedly the cleanest water source, and its cleanliness is comparable to pure water. ”
"Master Chu, send the plane gift package directly, don't pay attention to this scumbag. If he is in the face of life and death, let alone pee, Xiang will still eat cleanly. ”
"Support Chu Ye, drink urine~"
"+1 for Drinking Pee"
“+1008612”
Chu An shook his head lightly and sighed: "You guys are really not afraid of big things.
If I could, I wouldn't drink it, but I kept it as a backup water resource so as not to turn yellow after a long time, and at that time, I couldn't drink it if I wanted to. ”
After that,
Chu An didn't pay any more attention to them.
Walking on the desert on this blazing sun, he has been a little dehydrated since he entered the desert, and this situation no longer allows him to waste more saliva.
Chu An picked up his backpack, put it on his buttocks, and slid down the sand dunes, finding a place that was relatively shady, and no sun shone into the corner.
"The water is insufficient, the temperature is too high, and the next water point is too far away, so I am ready to take a break and wait for the sun to be less sunny around 4 p.m. before setting off. ”
Chu An found a place at random, and it was not too dirty.
He lay quietly on the yellow sand, stretched his waist, closed his eyes and took a nap, and said to the camera at the same time: "Little confused, are you there?"
At this point,
Hami Grand Hotel.
Xie Mengmeng changed into pajamas, blew the air conditioner, held a notebook, lay on the soft big bed, ate potato chips, and watched live broadcasts and Korean dramas.
She couldn't help but secretly give a thumbs up: This public expense is really cool!
Suddenly, Chu An seemed to be in the video, calling for whom?
A little confused?
Who are you calling?
Could it be that there was another person who went into the desert with him?
It's not scientific!
When I sent him, there was no one!
Hell with it?
Xie Mengmeng thought to herself.
"If you don't go to the wheat again, squeak, believe it or not, I'll fire you squid immediately!" Chu An said crisply.
Familiar voices,
Familiar routines,
Familiar threats.
Xie Mengmeng was suddenly shocked, the little confusion was calling her, and she didn't even swallow the potato chips, so she immediately opened the live broadcast room and activated the super permission to go to the microphone.
She said aggrievedly: "Squeak~~~ Brother An, I'm here, don't fire me squid." ”
"Wow, am I hallucinating, how can there be a young lady's voice. ”
"It's so sweet, I feel like I'm in love. ”
"The angle of the drone, a radius of 100 meters, there is no half a person, this young lady may be Chu Ye's logistics assistant. ”
"Huh...... You're smart~"
"Upstairs upstairs is an honest man, everyone come and bully him. ”
Chu An opened his eyes when he heard this, and said viciously: "It took so long to respond, are you sleeping lazy?"
Click~~
A crisp sound,
It's the sound of potato chips cracking.
Xie Mengmeng responded weakly: "No, I just didn't come back to my senses for a while." ”
Chu An said lightly: "I'll give you another chance to reorganize the language." ”
Xie Mengmeng: "Okay, I'm eating potato chips and watching Korean dramas, the boss has confessed, please forgive..."
Chu An was furious: "Will your conscience hurt? The boss is fighting life and death outside, you are not worried at all? Are you still in the mood to eat potato chips and watch Korean dramas? Don't say anything, deduct 200 yuan from your salary first." ”
"Boom~~Boss, don't~"
"Don't pretend, put another 500. ”
"Well, boss, I'm sorry, I was wrong, I'm guilty, I repent. ”
"Well, it's pretty much the same, what brand of Korean drama to watch?"
"You from Groundhog. ”
Chu An asked calmly: "The male protagonist inside, is I handsome?"
This is a proposition, Xie Mengmeng thought about it for 0.5 seconds, and then covered her conscience and said: "Boss, you are the most handsome." ”
"Well, yes, I finally told the truth. ”
Chu An nodded with satisfaction, and then gave her a task: "I'll take a break first, you cut my picture to the lower left corner, and then take them to play." ”
"Huh?"
Xie Mengmeng was stunned, and asked cutely, "What are you playing, but I don't know how to play games." ”
Chu An closed his eyes again, and responded impatiently: "You can do anything, eat chicken, LOL, it's really okay to fight the landlord." ”
Xie Mengmeng waved his little arm happily: "Fight the landlord, I will." ”
"Then let's fight the landlord live. ”
And then
An extremely weird picture appeared in the live broadcast room.
More than 8 million people, watching the joy of fighting landlords online.
And it's the kind that gives away 4 times a day and changes the number after losing.
………
On the other side, in the lower left corner of the video, Chu An pretended to close his eyes and take a nap, but his mind sank into the system and asked Fat Fish.
"Fat Fish, why is this mission still released?"
This made Chu An very curious, he had issued missions in Shennongjia before, but this time he had been in the desert for so long, and there was no sound at all, could it be that he entered a fake desert?
Fat Fish immediately responded: "Boss, your novice period has passed smoothly, and there will be no additional rewards sent to your door in the future." ”
“why?”
Chu An's fire of complaining was blazing: "Are you kidding me? What kind of system is this?
"Boss, listen to this fish and speak slowly. ”
Fat Fish responded again: "The existence of the system is to play an auxiliary and supervisory role.
Nowadays, boss, you like it very much, and even obsessed with this kind of adventure, so what makes the difference between publishing it and not publishing it.
Could it be that if the system doesn't issue tasks, you won't go on adventures in the future?"
Well
Kind of makes sense.
Chu An nodded in agreement at first, and then came back to his senses, with a look of indignation, there is a reason for wool, and the good extra reward is gone?
He asked resentfully, "Is there any prestige achievement?"
Fat Fish heard that the boss's tone was not good, and hurriedly laughed: "There are some and there are still some, and the achievement rewards have become more generous."
10 million, 20 million, 50 million......
And so on. ”
"That's pretty much it. ”
Chu An glanced at the prestige value (352/8.33 million), and then fell asleep gently.
Prestige achievement, although it is a little difficult, is always a little hopeful, and he is quite looking forward to the achievement of the tens of millions mark, what rewards.
After all, the first few rewards are quite generous.