1466: Attack Nie Liang, attack Yang Tao, and point to the world (6)
"What are you going to do? Don't scare me, I'm so cowardly, I usually scream when I see cockroaches. ”
The fisherwoman was stunned by Yang Si's action, but he also knew how difficult Yang Si was and didn't dare to offend this uncle.
When the salted fish saw the fisherwoman's reaction, they immediately wanted to climb into the screen and accept Yang Si's gift for him.
They have been chasing the live broadcast room for so many years, when have they ever seen Yang Si like this?
[Hate to be born early]: Don't be confused, give some reaction, Xiao Rongrong is thanking you.
[Zijin Youyue]: This is a once-in-a-millennium opportunity, take out your compulsion as a "mountain ghost", don't be cowardly!
[Yanhuang Flower Mistake]: Xiao Rongrong treats you as a master in the world, take the opportunity to pretend to be a force, big brother, there is no such store in this village.
A group of salted fish are anxious in front of the screen, and more people are envious, jealous and hateful.
[Pouring Heart]: Willing to exchange more than 100 catties of authentic pork belly on six roommates for a "dream back to a thousand years"!
[Don't be empty and rejoice]: I also came to make a wish, willing to use Tang Qi's copy-and-paste keyboard five for a "dream back to a thousand years"!
The salted fish were happy, and the fisherwoman clenched her fists nervously, not knowing how to react.
"I was offended, and I ask the little lady to forgive me. Yang Sidao, "This kindness is tantamount to the grace of Huangshi's official book. ”
Little, little lady –
Although she knew that the little lady in this era was synonymous with unmarried women, the fisherwoman still blushed unhappily.
"No, no need to apologize, if you don't kill me, I'll be very happy. The fishergirl paused after speaking, she didn't know what to do, her eyes showed a little dodge, "That, then if you really want to thank you, can you help me fulfill my two little wishes?"
The fisherwoman gestured a short gap with her thumb and forefinger, indicating that his wish was really not big.
Yang Si was not surprised, he said, "As long as you can do it and don't violate loyalty, filial piety, benevolence and righteousness, you will naturally try your best to achieve it for the little lady." ”
The fisherwoman said, "Can you let him call me a little lady?"
He pointed at Li Yun, although Neixin is a man, it doesn't prevent him from liking Hanmei little angels.
You must know that he is a senior fan of Li Yun's father's fan group, and when the other party got married, he also generously threw money.
Yang Si: "......"
What kind of wish is this?
Li Yun is also very confused, is the little lady a special name?
Anyway, just shouting, Li Yun naturally would not refuse, when he said the words "little lady" in a slightly accented dialect, the fisherwoman felt that her heart was favored by Cupid and Yue Lao at the same time. He wants to climb the wall and jump from his father's fan group to his girlfriend's group.
There are video recordings in the live broadcast room, and he went back to intercept the "little lady" that Yang Si and Li Yun said as a ringtone.
"Ahem - Second Wish......"
The fisherwoman rubbed her hands crampedly, and her cheeks were red, making Yang Si slightly suspicious.
"Second wish...... Can I ask for your autograph?"
Yang Si raised his eyebrows and said puzzled, "Autograph?"
"That...... It's rare to visit, and I always want to take some idol things as a souvenir. The fisherwoman said pitifully, "The mountains are very boring, and the world can't stay long...... Do you know how rare it is for me to have a trip? ”
Yang Si hesitated, not knowing what the other party wanted to do with his "autograph".
If it is really a mountain and wild monster, according to Yang Si's view of those monsters, he always feels a little unstable.
After thinking about it, it is not difficult to get the words written by several of them, Yang Si still has the habit of practicing calligraphy on weekdays, and he does not know how many manuscripts he writes. If this "mountain ghost" is really malicious, there are so many channels that he can't use such precious information as bait.
But in the blink of an eye, countless thoughts flew through his mind.
After weighing, Yang Si responded with a smile.
said that it was "autographed", but Yang Si didn't write a name, but wrote a congratulatory message.
He asked casually, "What's your name?"
The fishergirl subconsciously said her real name, but the system did not allow it, and after the silence was silenced, it became the ID of the live broadcast room.
"I'm calling it to eat with my feet buttoned. ”
Yang Si was stunned and almost broke the whole paper: "......"
The fisherwoman also received the explanation of the system, and suddenly felt an urge to cry without tears.
Mom, what ID can't be taken, but it's called [eating with your feet buttoned], now it's okay, it's not a shame!
Li Yun's eyes also changed, and he said in surprise, "How can it be called such a strange name as 'eating with your feet buttoned'?"
It's just weird, the key is that it's very obscene.
Imagine sitting in front of the food table, eating with chopsticks in your right hand, and picking your feet with your left hand, your face suddenly turned blue.
The fisherwoman wanted to cry and lie to herself, "Mountain ghosts are different from people, where do we still have names called 'It's better to be in love than to be in love' and 'Shame and Shame'." After all, it's a mountain ghost...... You know, all kinds of customs are different from people, you have to understand. ”
Yang Si looked at the mountain ghost with honey in his eyes.
Despite this, the fisherwoman managed to get the autographs of the three of them.
Among the three, Yang Si's words are the best, and the fisherwoman can't say what's good, she just feels that the words "words are like their people" is not valid for Yang Si. Li Yun's words are different from his temperament, and his strokes are chic and wild, but Qi Kuang is mediocre.
"I'm going to frame them and pass them on to future generations!"
The only regret is that I didn't get someone else's signature.
If the time he traveled was the New Year's banquet, most of the people under the anchor's account would be gathered, and he would be able to complete the full illustrated achievements at one time.
As soon as the fisherwoman finished speaking, the boat in front of her suddenly raised its guard.
Yang Si's expression was cold, and he said, "I've taken the bait." ”
The fisherwoman understood what had taken the bait, and her face turned pale with fright.
Li Yun asked him to go to the cabin to hide, but the bandits were unreasonable, and it was not good to accidentally injure him.
"There won't be any danger, right?" the fisherwoman asked Li Yun worriedly.
Li Yun said, "It's just some water bandits." ”
Because of Yang Si's arrangement, the water bandits knew that this was a big order, and almost pulled out the young and strong people in the water village, and there were more than 1,000 people. The water village of this scale is also of the upper middle scale if it is in the water bandits, but 100,000 stone grains and grass are worth such a mobilization.
Yang Sidao, "Send someone to negotiate with them and test the depths." ”
The disguise of the fleet to the outside is that of a caravan, and the people standing on the deck are rough men in cloth clothes or old captains.
Although there were a few knife-wielding men on the outer ships, they were not a threat to the bandits.
The water bandit said, "We don't want your lives, just your wealth." Those who know each other will leave with their wealth and leave. ”
"Heroes and heroes, the small ones are just small businessmen who come and go from the south to the north to support their families, and it is not easy to do business in this world now, if you take them all, you will undoubtedly take the lives of the small family. Please also ask the heroes and heroes to raise their noble hands and do well. ”
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