"What kind of props did she use?" Gao Jun asked curiously.

Tong Ling blushed and glanced at him, but did not answer again.

Gao Jun sighed and said: "Hey, today's young people only care about being happy for a while, and don't learn the corresponding knowledge, in this case, they should wear Biyuntao, even if they are still stuck, they don't need to panic, sprinkle some pepper into their noses, stimulate the nasal mucosa, and then sneeze a few times, causing a muscle contraction somewhere, and naturally squeeze it out." ”

And in the selection of props, try to choose professional props that have been carefully quality, and avoid using fruits and vegetables as props, so that the size is different, and the second is that there may be pesticide residues that are unhygienic.

If you must choose pure natural green props, it is best to use corn, the kind with full grains, and it will never break.

Then it's the peeled loofah, which is silky and smooth.

Cucumbers are very common, but they need to be treated a bit, and it is best to freeze them in the refrigerator first, and then slowly thaw them in warm water, when the time comes, they will be very elastic.

And ......"

"And you big-headed ghost, get out!" Tong Ling really couldn't listen to it anymore, and felt as if there were corn, cucumbers, loofahs, and cucumbers spinning in front of her, as if she had arrived at a vegetable wholesale market.

Gao Jun smiled and said, "Of course, props are always props, and I still hope that they can all have a boyfriend and enjoy the real fun." ”

"You still say, you still say......" Tong Ling was furious, hammered him in the chest with a small fist, and beat him away.

Tong Ling said that she didn't let Gao Jun go to see the excitement, just like the two neighbors next door were fighting, and the daughter-in-law always didn't let her husband persuade her, saying that she was persuading, and in her bones she just wanted to stage a hero to save the beauty in front of the neighbor's squeamishness.

Gao Jun returned to the dormitory with a smile, but it was still a little incomprehensible.

In the days when he was studying, everyone often said: "A new generation of laundry detergent, a new generation of people, a new generation of female students take a bath without closing the door......"

At that time, the atmosphere was already relatively open, but now it is: "The new generation of college students, the new generation of people, the new generation of girls do not need men!"

He shook his head with a wry smile, quickly returned to the dormitory, put aside distracting thoughts, and immediately contacted the little fairy, and the little fairy was sleeping in a daze, probably didn't look at the caller ID, and connected the phone and said directly: "Don't back down, let's unite as one and drive out the unscrupulous profiteers......"

Gao Jun suddenly laughed: "You girl really has a bit of a leader's demeanor, and I haven't forgotten that the leader has a common revolution, and I have a life." ”

"Ah, who are you?" the little fairy led the workers to fight bravely this day, she was so tired, and suddenly received a call from the property, which was really a little confused.

Gao Jun said helplessly: "It's me, the good brother who eats you every day." ”

"Oh, stinky rascal!" the little fairy woke up in an instant and scolded.

"Hehe, wake up, are you sure you're awake?" Gao Jun smiled: "Let me tell you something, I was ambushed by the grass man just now, but I was choked enough, do you think you can organize your workers again tomorrow and help me take revenge together?"

The little fairy smiled bitterly, those aunts and aunts followed to coax the seedlings, and it took a little effort to take revenge.

However, after hearing the news of Gao Jun's attack, the little fairy was still surprised, and after listening to the whole process, the little fairy woke up completely, she thought for a while and said: "In this way, your identity seems to be exposed, by the way, I was busy striking today, and I forgot to tell you,

When you face off against the Stealthman, my machine detects an ultra-high frequency electromagnetic wave coming out, which should be a satellite signal, which may be the last message sent by the Stealth Man. ”

"What? Why didn't you say it earlier?" Gao Jun was taken aback.

The little fairy said aggrievedly: "I also just knew, I was under the cafeteria when you duel, and the machine was automatically monitored in the dormitory, and today I was busy on strike, and I saw it when I came back at night, I thought it was nothing, so I didn't notify you." ”

This was originally her job as an internal intelligence analyst, and such a major mistake had unimaginable consequences, and she almost killed Gao Jun today.

However, hearing her say that she was 'below' at the time, Gao Jun suddenly lost his temper, he decided to make a sudden move on the stealth man, and asked the little apprentice Qi Miao to help, everything went smoothly, and he has always been alone, and rarely needs logistics cooperation, so he didn't care that the little fairy was still 'working time' at that time.

But Gao Jun still wanted to scare and scare her: "As an intelligence officer, you made such a big mistake and almost killed me today, what do you say?"

The little fairy was suddenly a little panicked, Gao Jun didn't inform her of the specific time to do it, so she didn't stay by the detector, but just provided Gao Jun with a signal before*, I thought it would be enough, who would have thought that the other party still had precision instruments on him.

But in the final analysis, this is her job, and the superior leader has always liked to find subordinates to carry the black pot, especially beautiful female subordinates, who do not accept the unspoken rules, they must be ready to wear small shoes, and sooner or later one day you will be forced to compromise.

The little fairy was very innocent, and admitted her mistake very aggrievedly: "I was wrong, I will truthfully admit my mistake to my superiors, as for how to deal with it, listen to the decision of you and your superiors." ”

Hey, the little girl's attitude is not bad, Gao Jun snorted: "It's not the superior's problem now, it's me who was ambushed by the grass man and almost died because of your inaccurate intelligence, you only need to be responsible for me alone." ”

"Then what do you want me?" said the little fairy weakly, "Why don't I give you something to eat?"

"Poof......" Gao Jun almost didn't hold back, he could fully imagine the girl who was as beautiful as a fairy, pouting, blushing, cute and aggrieved, he said in a deep voice: "Don't come to this set, it's not delicious below you at all, but I like to see the way you look below." ”

"You...... Hooligans!!" The little fairy thought that if she pretended to be stupid and cute, she would be able to fool her by saying something about the topic he was interested in, but who would have thought that she underestimated the shamelessness of this bastard: "You are obviously looking for fault, you just want me to carry the black pot, it is clearly a personal vendetta of the communiqué, you just want to use the topic to play, force me to compromise, and then hit your ulterior attempts." ”

Hey, she didn't say anything yet, she was anxious first, and Gao Jun said helplessly: "What do I want from you?"

"What kind of attempt?" the little fairy snorted: "Needless to say, you have bad intentions towards me since the first day we met, you have to tease me twice at every meal, and you have untied my bra and hood, and you have forcibly stayed in my dormitory when you are obviously not seriously injured, and you have secretly lifted my quilt the next morning...... I have audio recordings, video and surveillance footage to testify to these. ”

Gao Jun was suddenly full of black lines, he didn't expect that she even had audio and video recordings of these, and she was indeed a qualified internal agent, but she stayed overnight on the night of her injury, and she didn't lift her quilt the next morning, it was her own sleeping posture that was too strong, he just looked at it twice, but who would have thought that this girl would install cameras in her dormitory.

According to what she said, if she even reported these things, it would become Gao Jun taking advantage of his position to molest, or even harassing his female partner with his surname.

He immediately put on the face of a leader, and said earnestly: "Young people are too impulsive when they encounter problems, I'm just discussing the problem with you, seeking solutions together, and I didn't say that I want to blame you, as for turning over old accounts, you are also a new generation of young women, why are you so cautious?"

You are still young, the road ahead is still very long, and the organization will have more tasks, heavier burdens, and more important posts entrusted to you.

Young people should remember that if they want to do a good job, they must first be able to tolerate people in their stomachs, be able to withstand pressure from above, be able to overcome small actions from below, be good at coping with this kind of friction, and enjoy it. ”

The little fairy listened to it for a while, originally she was sleepy when she heard these clichés, but after listening to Gao Jun, she always felt that her face was red and her ears were red, and something seemed wrong.

"Alright, that's it. Gao Jun said decisively: "Now, please immediately report the situation to your superiors, if my identity is exposed, what should I do next, and whether to continue the mission." ”

"Okay, I'll say it now. The little fairy said, probably because she was in too much of a hurry, she just threw the phone aside and forgot to hang up, only to hear her muttering to herself: "Damn stinky rascal, call in the middle of the night and say something harassing, sooner or later one day sew your mouth on......

Luckily this damn guy was on the phone and not video chatting, otherwise he would have been blinded by me, my panties ...... Oops, one is dirty and not washed, one is washed and not dried, forget it, I don't wear it, anyway, I just show my face in the video with my superiors, by the way, I told my superiors to change my job, it's so boring to always be a cook in the cafeteria......"

As soon as he said this, he heard Gao Jun's voice suddenly come: "You should change to a job that makes more money, the poor only have two pairs of underwear, it's too shabby!"

"Ah!" the little fairy suddenly exclaimed, "Where are you, stinky rascal?"

"I'm everywhere. Gao Jun shouted, and the voice came through his mobile phone, as if it came from the distant sky, and it seemed to be close at hand, mysterious and unpredictable.

By the way, women who don't wear pants are easily infected by various molds and cause gynecological diseases, an authoritative reminder from a top student at Harvard Medical School. ”

"It would be nice if the person on the other side of the phone died if he hung up!" said the little fairy in annoyance, and then hung up the phone fiercely.

Gao Jun threw away his phone and left everything to her, just like all vanguard officers, only responsible for charging and facing the enemy, ignoring everything else.

But the little fairy was depressed, and wanted to hang up the phone and die, but she had to call him, feeling like a virtuous wife, after a big quarrel between the husband and wife, she angrily threw the door away, and then went around the vegetable market, bought a lot of ingredients he liked to eat and went back......