Chapter 263: Hanging and Bombing the Heavenly City Lord

I looked at him and smiled.

"I want to be the city lord of the 'Firmament Giant City' now, do I have to go through any formalities?"

As a result, the guy said with a smile.

"This procedure is very simple, I can give you a power of attorney, all you have to do is to give the tax to the empire every month, as for whether you steal, rob, or how, we don't care, however, the monthly tax must be paid first, otherwise, who knows if you have the ability to be the lord of this city, isn't it?"

Hearing this guy's words, I understood why this product was sitting here with a smile all day, it turned out that he was doing a completely risk-free and loss-making business.

So, I looked at him and asked.

"Then what you mean is that you spend money to buy officials, is that what you mean?"

He said with a smile.

That can also be understood in this way. ”

I thought to myself, Mao's understanding is completely selling officials.

So, I looked at him and thought about it and asked.

"How much does that cost a month?"

As a result, this item gave me an astronomical quota.

"Damn, why don't you grab it? ”

I looked at the thing and shouted.

However, this guy didn't rush with me, but said with a smile.

"Mr. Hanging Bangtian, right, don't worry, the so-called 'wool is out of the sheep', to tell the truth, we have already collected the money this month, so, I will not collect your money this month, in addition, I can not prevent you from being the city lord, so, you can still collect taxes normally, and operate everything in the city normally, as long as you hand over the money and things to me before the start of next month, so, this matter should not be difficult, think about it, can the three families not make oil and water when they are the city lords, right?"

As he spoke, he smiled and winked at me.

I understood what he meant right away.

In the past, the three giants must have been city lords to make money, but now that they have all run away, I am the city lord, of course, I can also make money in the same way, but I may have to hand over all this oil and water to the empire in the first month, but next month, the oil and water will be mine.

So, I immediately laughed and said.

"You're right, I understand, but I don't know anything about how to be a city lord. ”

That's where my headache lies.

This is a huge city, bigger than most of the countries in our world, and if you count the surrounding towns that are ruled by us, I am afraid that it is about the same as half the world of us, and this is not as simple as managing a few people and a store.

As if he knew I was going to ask such a question, the guy smiled and took out two very thick books from the drawer and put them on the table with a "bang!"

"Of course, we have been prepared for a long time, this is the second and second episodes of 'how to be a good city lord', and the questions you have to ask are explained in it. ”

Then, he turned a page of the book and said.

"Look, here's how taxes are collected. ”

Then, he turned another page and said.

"This is to teach you how to control the number and expenditure of the army. ”

Finally, he closed the book with a "bang!" and said.

"In short, everything is written here about how to be a city lord, you take it back and study it, and then start to be a city lord, I'll wait for your good news, I'm optimistic about you!"

To be honest, I really didn't expect that there would be "how to be a good city lord" up and down, and this empire really took great pains to rule this country.

So, I took two big thick books and said goodbye to this comic administrator and returned to the city.

Of course, the next step is to follow the guidance of "how to be a good city lord", take over all the departments of the entire city, and declare that the city belongs to me.

"Let's use 3D projection. ”

Jones Thirteen," he said, looking at the sky and thinking for a moment.

I also nodded, it would indeed be a hassle to notify everywhere in the whole big city, after all, this city is really too big.

So, I looked at Jones 13 and nodded.

Then, I saw a figure slowly rising, and it was getting bigger and bigger, bigger and bigger, which reminded me of the scene in "Journey to the West" where Bajie became bigger and swallowed Mishan Mianshan, but this figure is obviously much bigger than Bajie, because we have to let everyone see this scene.

In an instant, this 3D projection becomes towering into the sky.

Afterward, Jones Thirteen motioned for me to speak, for this huge projected shadow was my current figure.

So, I thought about it and said.

"The people of the 'Firmament Giant City' have all listened to me, I am your new city lord, my name is 'Hanging Bomb Heaven', I now declare that all the systems of the 'Firmament Giant City', including taxes, etc., will remain unchanged, basically except for the people of the three major families, the positions of officials are basically the same, so everyone can continue to live in the 'Firmament Giant City' with peace of mind. ”

I have to give everyone a reassurance.

Then, I went on with our basic policy, and then I had all the principal officials gather at the new office, and I was going to hold the first executive meeting of the "Everybody."

While I was talking, "Jones Thirteen" had already memorized the first and second episodes of "How to Be a Good City Lord", and at the same time began to count and analyze the various situations of the entire "Sky Giant City".

In such a big giant city, there are so many things to do, and only a super robot like "Jones 13" can sort out his thoughts and figure out the situation in a short time.

My new office is actually in the center of the previous three family offices, which was originally a museum with more commemorative things from the "Giant City" over the years, and now I use it as a temporary office space because it is the most convenient place.

All kinds of files and so on fill the room, "Jones 13" is constantly flipping through all kinds of things, for now, I will be a puppet of "Jones 13" for the next period of time, all kinds of policies and decrees and so on have to be promulgated by her, after all, there is a difference between my previous life and being an archon.

Moreover, "how to be a good castle lord" is too thick, and I almost fell asleep just looking at the cover, and I don't think I can learn it in a short time.

Jones 13 is very efficient, as she turns on the panorama scanning mode and a large number of golems help her, such as turning the pages of a book or moving things.

As for me, I looked at a large group of servants in a daze.

These are said to be the servants of the previous three city lords, according to the principle that the personnel positions and salaries I have just promulgated remain unchanged, the three city lords I am going to accept now have a total of eighty-one people, and these women are beautiful one by one, and many of them are just like ordinary people, they should have come from the heavens.

However, I have no interest in these women at all, because I am not interested in receiving second-hand at all, so I looked at these women and said.

"Looking at your young and beautiful appearance, you shouldn't want to be a junior, so you all go back,"

As a result, most of these people shook their heads and said.

"We're not leaving, we want to be juniors. ”

Seeing this, I thought about it again and said.

"Okay, then I'll put it another way, if I don't give you money and status, will you still be a junior?"

As a result, this time, everyone shook their heads without any hesitation and said.

"Inappropriate. ”

Hearing everyone's answers, I sighed helplessly, it seems that no matter where you are, human nature is so realistic, and it is even more obvious in the "other world", everyone does not hide it at all.

So, I sighed and said.

"Okay, I'll give you fifty years' money, can you all go home? Or find a good man to marry, I think it should be enough for you to live in the future. ”

Without waiting for them to answer, I continued.

"Of course, I can also make all of you disappear, just like those who died before, I don't think anyone has the power to avenge you. ”

My words made several women who wanted to speak instantly shut up, because, the current situation is obvious, according to the laws of the empire, I am now the law, and I can kill whoever I want.

After sending these juniors away, and arranging the servants here, I tossed for a long time, and I suddenly felt that being the lord of this bird city was also a very troublesome thing.

At this time, "Jones Thirteen" suddenly looked at me who was constantly scratching my hair and said with a smile.

"Mr. landlord, why don't I help you make a puppet exactly like you?

I didn't expect this to happen, and it would be a good thing if it did.

However, I was pleasantly surprised to learn that Jones 13 had already built a puppet robot that was exactly like me, but it didn't tell me.

Looking at this guy who looked like me, I suddenly had a very strange feeling, because this guy was so human-like that I didn't see the slightest sense of disobedience.

"Hello, Mr. landlord. ”

Then the guy looked at me and said, with my familiar smile, and held out his hand.

I shook his hand and said with some emotion.

"It's too similar. ”

"Jones XIII" said with a smile.

"Not only that, but he also has a storage function, which can record everything he encounters, including everything he sees, all the conversations, etc., and at the same time, he also has the ability to analyze and filter, so whenever we ask him, he can answer our questions very methodically, and of course, the most important thing is that I input him a lot of knowledge that you don't like, about city management, and all kinds of schemes, so he can do everything he can't do. ”

"Jones Thirteen" finished speaking, I haven't spoken yet, and I'm the other city lord first.