Chapter 104: The Fat Cat Joins the Gang
"Dad, you are smiling so treacherously, what is so happy?" As soon as Shang Yunfeng turned around, he saw Shang Yurou changing into white sportswear and doing aerobic training for evening jogging. She didn't know that her Lao Tzu had now become the most potential real estate super-predator in Hainan Province.
Shang Yunfeng scratched his head with a smile, patted his daughter's shoulder and asked, "Yurou, Dad is so happy today, you are also a big girl, do you have anything you want to buy, tell Dad, Dad will definitely buy it for you." β
Shang Yurou nodded: "There is really something I want to ask you, do you have the contact information of the three little fat men? β
"Which three? are the contact information of the children who helped you get the board?"
Shang Yurou nodded: "It's the three of them, Dad, why do you look at me like that?"
Shang Yunfeng hurriedly shook his head and joked, even if his daughter wants to fall in love now, he will raise his hands and feet to support him, Shang Yunfeng is really afraid that one day his daughter will not be able to get married, or there will be some amazing changes in sexual orientation, then it will be really bad.
Shang Yunfeng thought about it, but still asked cautiously, "Yurou, can you tell Dad what happened?"
Hearing her father ask, Shang Yurou's originally calm little face immediately surged with excitement.
"Dad, I'm telling you you don't believe it. At that moment, Shang Yurou told Shang Yunfeng what she had seen.
Shang Yunfeng slowly figured out a little taste.
Thinking of this, Shang Yunfeng's head suddenly had a flash of inspiration.
"Yurou, I'll go and ask you for their phone number or contact address tomorrow. Dad knows that you like martial arts the most and will support you. Why don't you do this, Dad will move your school registration over and be in the same school with that Ye Tian, so that you can learn from each other on a regular basis?"
Shang Yurou nodded excitedly, then frowned and shook her head. Shang Yunfeng's heart was shocked: "What, don't you want to find him to study martial arts?"
Shang Yurou said: "I am willing, but the gap between me and others is too big now, and I am afraid that people will look down on me." Didn't you see that when I was performing just now, people didn't want to look at it? The gap is really too big! So I decided to go back and practice kung fu hard! Five years! Five years at most! I must come back to them to learn martial arts and defeat them one by one!"
Shang Yunfeng was speechless.
Although he disdains to engage in those family marriages to strengthen the strength of his family, Shang Yunfeng also hopes that his daughter will find a man who is relatively right. It's been five years, and now my childhood sweetheart can't say for sure, this stupid kid wants to come back to Ye Tian in five years, and it's still a martial arts competition.
Shang Yunfeng sighed secretly, forget it. Children and grandchildren have their own children and grandchildren, and I, an old fellow, can only go with the flow.
The three fat men didn't know that they had been remembered by a female martial arts idiot, and a few people played in the water for a while, before they were satisfied to climb up and put on their clothes, and ran to the banquet hall to say goodbye to Shang Yunfeng.
At this time, the banquet had already ended, and the service staff was cleaning. Shang Yunfeng knew that these children had a mysterious background, so he didn't dare to go back to rest, so he lay on the table and took a nap in a daze, while waiting for the three fat people. Shang Yurou saw that her father didn't go back to rest, so she clamored for their contact information in person for a while, and waited in the banquet hall with her father.
Seeing the three fat men walking in with water like peeing their pants, Shang Yurou hurriedly woke up Shang Yunfeng.
"Uncle Shang, a few of us are back at school, tonight's dinner is really good, thank you, uncle. Ye Tian shook the water in his hair while politely thanking Shang Yunfeng.
"Ye Tian, you... Can you tell me the phone number?" Shang Yurou stood behind Shang Yunfeng, her hands twisting the corners of her clothes with her somewhat cowardly hands, and her white skin like first snow was dyed with a faint layer of red.
Ye Tian looked at Shang Yurou vigilantly, and then at Shang Yunfeng.
"Isn't this meal free of money?"
"Uh... My daughter wants to learn martial arts from you in the future and make friends. Shang Yunfeng touched his nose a little embarrassed, these boys were so crazy that they couldn't face it.
It turned out to be a martial arts competition, kicking the plank, spinning and jumping, closing his eyes, Ye Tian was made to laugh very much by this little girl's naivety. Pushing Xiaopang, he said to Shang Yurou: "You can just kick the plank to find him, his force value is just enough to play this kind of game with you." β
Seeing Ye Tian's very invincing expression, Shang Yurou, who was already secretly unhappy in her heart, couldn't hold back any longer, and kicked Ye Tian with a side kick like lightning.
How could Ye Tian, who had so many years of practical combat experience, be kicked by this kind of flower fist embroidered legs, seeing Shang Yurou suddenly kick out, he immediately pulled the unlucky child of Xiaopang in front of him.
"Ughγγγγγγ This kick happened to kick Chubby's stomach, and Chubby squatted on the ground with his stomach covered with a 'painful' face.
"What are you doing!" Seeing his daughter suddenly go berserk, Shang Yunfeng was so frightened that he was half sober. These children are not ordinary children, and they are prone to problems when they lose a single hair!
"Chubby, are you okay?" Shang Yunfeng helped Chubby up, and asked cautiously while helping to rub Chubby's belly.
"He'll be fine if you hit him with a fist ten times heavier, this kid is very thick-skinned. β
Hearing Ye Tian's words, Xiaopang immediately stood up and scolded very angrily: "Ye Tian, you bastard, you pushed Lao Tzu in front as a shield again." β
"Yurou, how can you do this to a guest?
Shang Yunfeng was so angry that he turned his head and reprimanded Shang Yurou, who had never been scolded since he was a child, and his eyes were suddenly full of tears.
Seeing that this chick actually cried after beating someone, the three fat men also had an urge to cry. Usually I am unreasonable, but I didn't expect to meet another person who didn't beat someone and cried today.
It's a pity that my tears are not as precious as girls' tears, and crying is in vain.
"Don't cry, don't you just want the phone number, write it down to you. Ye Tian casually took the paper and pen on the bar, wrote down his phone number and handed it to Shang Yurou. "But if you want to fight us, you really have to practice hard, otherwise you can only beat Chubby at this level. β
Shang Yurou wiped her tears a little embarrassed, she was indeed too impulsive just now. As long as someone insulted the martial arts in Shang Yurou's heart, Shang Yurou had the urge to do it.
Bidding farewell to Shang Yunfeng and Shang Yurou, the three little fat men got in the car and rushed back to school. Hearing that the three little fat men didn't steal anything or fight tonight, Wang Changwu praised them greatly.
The morning class bell is definitely the harshest sound in the eyes of the three fat people. But today, in addition to the alarm on the table, there is also a strange knock on the door.
Who is it early in the morning?
It was impossible to count on Ye Tian to open the door, Xiaopang looked at Ye Tian and the second cannon who were motionless helplessly, and opened the door of the room with his shoes on.
The fat cat stood in the doorway with bandages around its head and arms.
"Fat cat! fuck!" Fat kicked out subconsciously, and the fat cat just put on a pose that felt very chic, and was kicked out by Fat and fell several laps.
As soon as they heard the word fat cat, Ye Tian and the second cannon also woke up, sat up and stared at the fat cat with an aggrieved face.
"Huh, why did I kick you?" Chubby came back to his senses, curious about his knee-jerk reaction.
"You're so scared of being beaten by Lao Tzu. The fat cat got up, bared his teeth, and removed the trembling bandage from his armβit was pretended.
"Hurry up and get in, you stand at the door and let your classmates think that you have been beaten by Lao Tzu again, damn this routine is deep enough, wrapped in so many bandages, your aunt came up from the head? β
The fat cat got up quickly, and walked in with a smile.
"Brother Ye Tian, you have such a big place here! Three people live in a bedroom? Damn, there is an air conditioner, a TV, and a refrigerator! Wow! There is still beer to drink! This is a ...... Cigars? Damn! This is good! Wowhaha, I'll try it! Chubby, the air conditioner is turned on to the maximum, and Lao Tzu walked so far and was still wrapped in bandages, and he was about to cover his feet. What are you looking at? You just kicked Lao Tzu and didn't settle accounts with you. β
Ye Tian was speechless again. This stupid fat man doesn't treat himself as an outsider at all, and he comes here to eat and drink unceremoniously. Is it better to take advantage of the little brothers who take advantage of the little brothers who collect them every month, this guy's physique is fatter than Xiao Chubby, and it is estimated that it costs more food than Xiao Chubby, isn't it too good to take him?
Although it is subtropical, people who always go out to sea to fish know that there may be a muddy tide and a monstrous wave from anywhere. If there are any surprises, this wine is a good thing to warm up.
Therefore, the villagers of Caomo are simple and strong, and wine and mirrors, waterproof matches and large barrels of fresh water are all necessary things for going to sea.
Children often steal the wine of adults to drink, and the amount of alcohol is getting bigger and bigger.
Like the fat cat, the amount of alcohol is about the same as Ye Tian's now, and when he saw the beer under the bed, he didn't care about pulling the ring and dried it up. Then he lay on Ye Tian's bed and smoked a cigar.
"You get up for Lao Tzu and lie down there. Ye Tian pointed to the chubby bed angrily, and the fat cat was a neat fat man, and plopped on the chubby bed.
"Brother Ye Tian. When the fat cat shouted Ye Tian like this, there was no psychological barrier at all. Although he is four years older than Ye Tian, Ye Tian has long been the recognized boss of children and big children in the village, and it is the same outside, the campus area here has been integrated by Ye Tian. In the student days when fists were axioms and justice, this brother screamed extremely cordially and smoothly.
"You said that your dormitory here is for eight people, such a big place is too wasteful, tomorrow you discuss with the school, how about I move here?" The fat cat said shyly, his living standard is not a star and a half away from Ye Tian. People have got color TVs, refrigerators and even air conditioners, and there are beers with cigars at all of them, and there are ten good cigarettes on the cabinet at the other end. The boss is the boss, and he mixes so well everywhere.
Ye Tian squinted his eyes and asked the fat cat: "Will you fight "Street Fighter"?"
The fat cat's chested old man is tall: "Needless to say, we are the ancestors of the "Street Fighter"! Who can beat me?"
"So will you be a "friend root"?"
The fat cat stood up with a cigar in his mouth, made an uppercut, spun around in place, and asked, "Is this it?"
Ye Tian pinched the fat cat's belly, which was still shaking, and nodded.
The fat cat asked Ye Tian rhetorically: "Brother Ye Tian, you don't know?"
Ye Tian suddenly blushed a little, and said in a snort: "These two bastards don't teach me, they bully me every time we fight street fights." β
The fat cat patted his chest: "Brother Ye Tian, leave this matter to me! I'll teach you all the cheats!"
Ye Tian's eyes lit up, thinking about the glorious years when he would never have to be tortured and killed by Xiaopang and the second cannon in the future, Ye Tian felt that he was very awesome.
Ye Tian kicked the two fat men who went back to sleep with one kick to wake up, and shouted in his mouth Absenteeism, absenteeism, the fat cat was very curious, shouldn't it be shouted to class, how could it be shouted as absenteeism?
"Now let's go fight the street fighter! The fat cat has already promised to teach me the cheats! See how long you can be arrogant!" Ye Tian crossed his waist and shouted at the two fat men in a posture of looking at the world, as if the next moment, the two fat men would be abused by themselves into scum.