"The latest news, what is the death of a car accident!"

Below are some photos from the crash scene.

"Damn, I'm really dead, really go down to accompany his wife and children?"

"It deserves to be our broom star, whoever bullies him is unlucky, and whoever he bullies is unlucky!"

As the number of comments grew, so did the number of unlucky points, slowing down when the number of unlucky points reached 25,000, and the rate of growth began to slow down as time went on.

It seems that the popularity of this matter has ended here for the time being, after all, most people are just watching the fun, and it is good to have so many believers. ”

The next step is to get more bad luck points, and the only way to do it is to make the more famous people unlucky.

Zhang Yang stretched his waist and said with a smile: "Let's end this matter first, and then I have to think about what to do with these two million, what kind of person is dead, but his account is still there, I have to take out this money in time." ”

When I thought that I was about to turn over the salted fish and become a successful person with two million cash, fragrant cars, beautiful women, and fine wine......

Just fantasizing, Zhang Yang drooled.

"You don't daydream. The system poured a basin of cold water on Zhang Yang's head: "You are unlucky now, if you rashly spend this huge amount of heavenly wealth, I am afraid that you will be killed." ”

"What!" Zhang Yang stood up from his chair and exclaimed, "I can't spend these two million in cash?"

"No, no, no, it doesn't matter if you're wiping your ass or burning a pot with this money, the longer the money is in your hands, the better chance you'll be unlucky, so the best thing to do is to get the money out as soon as possible. ”

The money that just arrived in hand had to be sold out before it was hot, and Zhang Yang's heart was 10,000 reluctant.

After pondering for a moment, Zhang Yang suddenly thought of a good idea.

"By the way, I can't use this money, but I can give this money to Xiao Xi or Sister Wang, and they will keep it for me, and they will help me spend it when I want to use it! Oh my God, I'm so smart!"

Zhang Yang couldn't help but be impressed by his ingenuity, and laughed wildly in the Internet café with his forehead in his hand.

"Hey, is that guy insane?"

"I don't know, just stay away from him anyway, so as not to be infected by him. ”

After a while, the people around Zhang Yang changed to other positions.

"Have you laughed enough?" the system said lightly: "I'm afraid I'll have to pour another basin of cold water on you next." ”

"What's that?"

"You wipe your ass with it, the money works on your ass and you're out of luck. If you pass the money on to someone else to do it for you, you will be out of luck if they use the money to benefit you directly. In other words, as long as the money directly benefits you, it will improve your bad luck. ”

After listening to the system's explanation, Zhang Yang was immediately disheartened.

"Damn, is your damn system deliberately trying to cut off my money?"

"You're unlucky right now, if it weren't for my unlucky system to protect you, you would have died a hundred and eight thousand times. ”

"Grass, I have to thank you for looking for you?"

Angry, Zhang Yang angrily slammed his fist on the keyboard in front of him.

"Hey, stinky boy, what are you doing!" The network manager pointed at Zhang Yang and scolded: "That's the latest configuration of the Thunder Mouse keyboard in the Internet café, five hundred yuan each, if it is broken, you will have to pay for it, do you understand!"

"Look. The system smiled and said, "Your bad luck has already begun, fortunately, what gave you two million instead of 20 million or even 200 million, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to protect you." None of the unlucky systems can be used until the money is disposed of. ”

"it!"

Zhang Yang held back the fire in his belly, thinking that he would be able to worry about food and clothing for a period of time after getting this money, but he blamed this unlucky system, he couldn't spend the money on the horse, and he had to post it upside down for five hundred.

"Don't speak ill of me, I can hear you. ”

"I'm just going to tell you!" Zhang Yang scolded in his heart.

"Boy, are you looking for trouble?" The fat network administrator showed the tattoo on his right arm and walked quickly towards Zhang Yang.

"Smashing our keyboard and cursing?"

The unlucky system is now unable to work properly, and Zhang Yang is no match for this network management at all.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean you ......" Zhang Yang hurriedly took out five hundred yuan from his pocket and handed it to the network administrator, and then left the Internet café quickly.

"I can't spend this money, and I can't let someone else spend it for me, so can't I lose it?"

"Absolutely. ”

Zhang Yang snorted coldly, crumpled the check into a ball, and just wanted to throw it into the trash, but his arm stopped in mid-air.

Damn, this is two million, Zhang Yang has never seen so much money in the past twenty-five years, and he is still very reluctant to lose Zhang Yang like this.

Just as Zhang Yang hesitated, a sparrow flew over Zhang Yang's head, and a pile of bird droppings landed on his shoulder.

"I advise you to make a decision quickly, and if you put it off any longer, the next time it will not be a pediatric thing like bird poop that will fall on you. ”

Can't let me benefit directly......

Zhang Yang pondered for a moment, and suddenly came up with a good idea.

"By the way, wouldn't it be better for me to donate this money, it won't benefit me directly, and it will also make me famous!"

"It's a way to try. The system responded lightly: "But you have to think clearly, the gang at the police station has been staring at you, you are a poor dick, and suddenly donated two million in a big amount, and the police will definitely suspect where you got this money from, but when you didn't earn your reputation, you went to squat first." ”

"Damn, why am I so hard!" Zhang Yang shouted at the sky.

"Bitterness?" Zhang Yang suddenly had an idea: "By the way, I can donate this money under a pseudonym, and I won't admit it when others ask, when will the bad luck subside, I'm announcing that I am a bitter force, and the fame and fortune will not roll in?"

"Well, your intelligence has improved significantly compared to the past, and I am very optimistic about you. ”

As he was talking, a newspaper was blown by the wind and smashed into Zhang Yang's face. Zhang Yang took down the newspaper and looked at it, and a line of eye-catching headlines appeared in front of his eyes.

Xiangyang Primary School in the urban village is facing closure due to lack of funds, and hundreds of children are in danger of dropping out of school!

"Okay, then donate it to this elementary school. ”

The next morning, in the office of the principal of Xiangyang Primary School in the urban village.

"I understand, but I can't help it if I don't give the appropriation, please accommodate me for a while...... Hey, hey?"

The principal let out a long sigh and hung up.

"Kids, I'm sorry for you!" the headmaster cried.

At this time, a middle-aged female teacher knocked on the door of the office.

"Please come in. The headmaster quickly wiped away his tears and turned his back to the doorway.

"Mr. Principal, there is your package in the communication room, it is quite heavy, I brought it for you. ”

"Package?" the principal said with a puzzled expression, "I haven't shopped online lately, who sent me the mail?"

"I don't know. The female teacher shook her head: "The signature is written with the word "hardship." ”