Ah Lu: "Hilarious, remember: don't look at eating and drinking, you will spray." Pen % fun % pavilion www.biquge.info.

The Hokage people eat watermelon

Naruto: I always eat watermelon until it's finished, that's my ninja way!

Watermelon: (One I was eaten, and thousands of me)

Sasuke: If you could give me strength...............

Watermelon: (I'm not a superman)

Sakura: Watermelon Watermelon, tell me if Sasuke likes me or not?

Watermelon: Stupid, you? (1 point left with only an empty shell)

Xiao Li: Ah, youth! Youth!

Watermelon: (rolls off the table and shatters).

Ningji: I know you were born, because that's your destiny

Watermelon: (You look at it with white eyes...... ）

Tooth: Akamaru, go and destroy that watermelon

Watermelon: (Damn, can't you see that I'm in the dark?)

Kakashi: Where's your ass, I want to kill it for a thousand years

Watermelon: (I don't have an ass)

Asma: Maybe I sold you to get a box of cigarettes

Watermelon: (I'm worth 5 cents, what do you smoke?)

Moonlight: Ahem, ahem, a little dizzy

Watermelon: (Which of us eats who?)

Ding Ci: I didn't say a word, I even ate the skin

Watermelon:............

Deer wrist: You have to cut it, it's too troublesome

Watermelon: (Then you can learn Dingji)

Iara: Did you want me to eat it because you wanted to prove your existence?

Watermelon: (I'm only here to quench your thirst)

Kankuro: Black Machine Secret Technique - One Hit Must !!

Watermelon (already cut into pieces)

Orochimaru: Ah... My future is in this watermelon

Watermelon: (Who's going to eat me)

Jiraiya: The protagonist of the second part of Intimate Heaven is you!

Watermelon: (Who's the heroine?)

Tsunade: I'm betting that this watermelon will disappear in 3 seconds, and I'm sure I'll win

Watermelon: (The reason is that I saw Ding Ci)

Itachi: Stupid watermelon, run away until you die

Watermelon: (if I had legs)

Konohamaru: Brother Naruto said that there is no shortcut to eating watermelon

Watermelon: (What does this have to do with shortcuts?)

Ebisu: I will definitely raise you to be the best watermelon

Watermelon: (Actually, I'm rotten)

Three generations: The shadow of a watermelon shines on the village

Watermelon: (My shadow ......?)

The First Generation: Wood Escape Secret Technique!

Watermelon: (My compatriots T_T)

Hinata: Actually, I, I, I am, yes, I think,

Watermelon: (Needless to say, I know it all)

Iruka: I really want to treat you to ramen

Watermelon: (I appreciate your kindness)

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The Hokage everyone eats barbecue

Kakashi group

Sasuke: Eat without saying a word

Naruto: I looked at Sasuke and thought, "He eats so much, I can't lose!, I'm going to eat more than him!!......

Cherry:

Appearance: Sasuke and Naruto have eaten so much, even if I eat less, I have to work hard...

Inside: Sasuke just ate my roasted meat! This is the triumph of love!

Kakashi:

After eating, Kakashi looked at the three of them who couldn't stand up and said, "You can't stand up, it seems that I can only extinguish this fire." "Naruto・%¥*......*%¥......―%*%*―......*―% (We're still next to the stove!) are being washed away by the water..................

2 Sand Ninja Trio

Temari:

Why is this fire so slow, fan it with a fan?

I'm Airo and Kankuro flew out with the stove

I said to the barbecue, "What do you see me doing?" (The meat has eyes, and it can see people??............ Do you want to challenge me? Good sand binding-sand waterfall funeral!"

Temari cried: "Why are you wasting meat, people haven't eaten it yet~~"

Kankuro: Well, that's why I don't want to be with this little ghost

3 butterfly deer pig trio

Ding times

"Well, there is no taste in the mouth before eating the first piece of meat, and eating the first piece of meat is the most fragrant, so the first piece of meat is the most valuable to taste!"

"After eating the first piece of meat, I am eager to eat the second piece, so the second piece of meat is the most delicious!"

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"The last piece of meat is the perfect ending, so, the last piece of meat must be eaten!"

As a result, the other two didn't eat anything............

Ino: "That's what you look like (your eyes are on fire), you don't understand anything! Look at Sasuke, so handsome, so considerate, so ............ (Thousands of words omitted below) "Intoxicated...

Shikamaru

"Alas, alas, so troublesome"

4 Asma Red

Asma

Smoking a cigarette, he watched as his flesh was charred

red

Seeing Asma ignore the meat at all

meat

"5555, why don't you eat people, why do you roast people?"

5 Kai group

Ningci

Isn't my fate like this meat, and can't be changed??。。。 (In pain, do not disturb)

Kai punched Li away: "Li! Youth is like this meat! Youth is to burn!"

plum

Standing up, two lines of tears: "Teacher, you are the most considerate! Okay! I want to eat 1,000 skewers of beef today!"

An hour passed

Li: "If you can't eat 1,000 skewers of beef, eat 2,000 skewers of pork!"

Two hours passed

Li: "If you can't eat 2,000 skewers of pork, eat 3,000 skewers of mutton!"

As a result, Li is another person in Konoha Village who eats too much barbecue and goes to the hospital...... (The first one is Dingji)

6. No more white

Don't cut it again: "Bai is the best tool for me to eat barbecue, eat all this meat!" (Everyone: Khan, what do you eat?)

White: "I will definitely help Mr. Zai Bu fulfill his wish!" (Eat hard!)

7 big snake pill pockets

Orochimaru picked up the meat and looked left and right, took a bite and put it back, got up and left

Dou: "What are you doing here?"

Orochimaru: "Hehe, it will definitely come to me, it needs strength!" (Everyone: How can Khan barbecue go to you? Besides, what does it need strength for...) Black line......

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It is said that on ××, the passenger liner No. ×× that the ninjas were traveling on hit the ×× glacier

Captain: Comrades!! ship is sinking!!! hurry up and jump into the water!!!

but, no one pays attention to the captain ~~~

Captain: No one paid attention to me!! so I had to use the killer weapon!!

Bang!!! Captain kicked the ferret down!!

Captain: Look, Sasuke! Your brother is down there!

Sasuke: I'm going to kill that man.

Bang! Sasuke jumped ~~~

Captain: Sakura!

Sakura: Sasuke!!I'm here!!!

Bang!Sakura jumped ~~~~~

Ino: I'm definitely not going to give Sasuke your !!wide forehead!

Bang! Ino jumped ~~~~

Captain: Naruto! Sakura has jumped!

Naruto: No! Sakura-chan!

Bang! Naruto jumped ~~~

Captain: Shikamaru! Ino jumped off too!

Shikamaru: Hey~~~ Women are really troublesome~~~

Bang! Shikamaru jumped ~~~~

Captain: Hinata! Naruto has jumped!

Hinata: Naruto~~~Naruto, I~~ I've always said what I have to say, this is my ninja way~~~ Bang! Hinata jumped~~~

Captain: Temari! Shikamaru has jumped!

Temari: Bastard! Do you want to throw in the towel again!

Bump! Temari jumped down~~~

Captain: Ninji! Hinata has jumped!

Ning Ci: I can only protect the people of the Zong family~~~ This is fate~~

Bang! Ning Ci jumped down~~~~

Captain: Every day!

Daily: Ningci !!!!

Bang! I jumped every day~~~

(What about another group of people?)

Captain: I love Luo, do you want love?

I love Luo: For love, I jump.

Bang! I love Luo jumped ~~~

Captain: Kankuro, I'll listen to you when I say you jump.

Kankuro: Stinky boy, I'm going to make you listen to me!

Bang! Kankuro jumped down ~~~~~

Captain: Xiao Li, Sakura said that he likes the boys who diving~~

Xiao Li: Sakura-chan, I'm going to burn your youth for you!!

Bang! Xiao Li jumped down ~~~~~

Captain: There are a lot of beautiful mms down there!

Jiraiya: Ladies, I'm coming!

Bang! Jiraiya jumped down~~~~

Captain: Orochimaru, Sasuke said he would be your container when you dived

。 Orochimaru: Hey, hey, hey~~ Sasuke, I'm going to set your body~~~

Bang! Orochimaru jumped ~~~~

Captain: Wow!

Tsunade: Where??

Bang! Tsunade jumped down ~~~~~

Captain: I'm finally done jumping~~~~~~~??!!!!! ah!! and I didn't jump!!

What should I do!!! who will save me!!!SOS!!!!!!!!!!!

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