Chapter 140: A Thumbs Up for You
Gao Jun looked at the angry Tong Ling, and couldn't help but smile bitterly, this girl is crazy, she actually steals it for twenty yuan......
"Eldest sister, you just said that you taught law. Gao Jun stopped Tong Ling and smiled bitterly.
"What then?" Tong Ling said depressedly, glaring and pouting, like an angry child, extremely cute.
Gao Jun really likes her love of money and her stingy personality, just because she cherishes money so much, it just shows that she will not do things that violate the bottom line for money, let alone sell herself for money.
Those girls who are fostered, the second wife, which one is not a big spending, the only thing they have to do is two things, one, serve the man, two, use the money given by the man to dress themselves, support themselves, and serve the man in a better state.
Therefore, money is easy to come and easy to spend, and no matter how stingy people are, they will change.
This also just proves Tong Ling's purity.
Therefore, Gao Jun can't support her, but he can help her.
"Okay, okay, this little mouth is pouting, people can't help but want to kiss it. Gao Jun said as if coaxing the child.
This bastard still has the heart to tease himself, Tong Ling glared at him viciously, Gao Jun smiled: "I heard you at the door just now, there is a fake hundred-yuan bill, right?"
"Yes, I picked it up when I went out just now, and I thought it was pitiful, but who thought it was fake. Tong Ling took out a hundred-yuan bill from her pocket.
Gao Jun took a look, at first glance it looks like the real thing, but the numbers below, the font is large and small and irregular, and some unique features are not done.
Basically, it's 60% similar.
"Master chef, can you be sure that the other party is the owner of the commissary?" Gao Jun shouted towards the kitchen.
An honest man in his forties walked out and nodded incessantly, Gao Jun looked at him carefully, although he was not young, but the little girl would definitely call him uncle when he saw it.
You must know that only when you are young is a handsome guy, you will be called uncle when you are old, and if you look ugly, you will be called a master directly.
Moreover, this chef is somewhat similar to Tong Ling.
"...... you," Gao Jun asked curiously.
"She's my brother. Tong Ling said.
Gao Jun suddenly realized, and immediately walked over as if he saw a relative, took his hand, and was extremely enthusiastic: "It turned out to be the eldest brother, hello, hello, long admiration, when did you come, are your parents at home?
Tong Ling tugged at his collar, pulled him back, and said angrily: "Don't be busy with it, on the first day of opening, I received counterfeit money from the first order, and he is destined to stay for long, and he will go back soon, and when the time comes, he will directly let him take it to my parents, sister-in-law and children." ”
The eldest brother is an honest man at first glance, frowning and muttering, he doesn't dare to make a sound, with such a powerful sister, it's not easy to be a brother.
Gao Jun immediately stood on the side of the eldest brother and said, "Pay attention to your attitude, how to talk to the eldest brother, just twenty yuan."
Big brother, don't listen to him, I opened this dumpling restaurant, I am doing it down-to-earth, there are dividends with double salary at the end of the year, and there are shares if you do a good job. ”
"Oh, big brother, so you are the boss?" the eldest brother suddenly became excited.
Tong Ling immediately stood between the two and said to Gao Jun: "Pull it down, the dumpling restaurant has invested a total of 30,000 yuan, and it has also paid dividends of dry shares!"
Gao Jun smiled and said, "Big brother, don't worry, I just haven't eaten, cook me a few of your specialty dishes, I'll go to the canteen opposite to spend money first, and let's drink some when I come back." ”
"Spend money, can you spend this money?" Tong Ling's eyes suddenly lit up, looking at Gao Jun, like looking at her husband who had been reunited after a long absence.
Gao Jun smiled confidently and said, "It's almost, but I need your cooperation." ”
"Cooperate, must cooperate, let me do whatever I want. Tong Ling said, seeing Gao Jun's eyes shining, she quickly changed her words: "Limited to cooperation within the scope of spending money." ”
"It's good to have your words. Gao Jun smiled and said, "Big brother, let's cook, Ling'er, go with my brother." ”
"Okay. Tong Ling happily followed Gao Jun away.
"Hehe, a hundred counterfeit bills will swindle you away?" Gao Jun said with a smile.
Tong Ling smiled generously and said, "Yes, I am willing to give you this piece of counterfeit banknote, because you are helping me." If a man is just trying to get me, even if he takes out a million, ten million, I don't care. ”
"Good girl, give you a thumbs up. Gao Jun pressed his thumb on her pink face.
Tong Ling blushed suddenly, although the two were still rolling the sheets together before, there was some element of drama, but this little action was so ambiguous and heartwarming.
The two swaggered towards the opposite commissary, saying that it was a commissary, but it was actually a small supermarket, and you could see it at the door, there was a counter selling cigarettes in the door, and a man in his thirties was sitting inside, dyed with yellow hair and earrings, and he was studying hard with a copy of "Abin's School Career".
Looking at his appearance, and the business he operates, Gao Jun can rule out that he doesn't know the assumption that twenty yuan is a counterfeit banknote, as a retail store owner who collects money every day, it is impossible for him not to know that it is a fake banknote, obviously looking for a new store, seeing that the eldest brother is honest and simple, deliberately spending fake money, and twenty yuan counterfeit money is indeed rare.
And the appearance of this gossip gangster is clearly not afraid of people coming to the door, and it's a big deal to brush up on the singles.
Since this is the case, there is no need for Gao Jun to be polite to him.
Approaching the door, Gao Jun suddenly hugged Tong Ling, deliberately raised his voice and said: "Oh my baby, I haven't seen you more and more bright for a few days, but you want to kill me." ”
Tong Ling knew that Gao Jun had already started to do things in order to spend money, and she also promised Gao Jun to cooperate, so she immediately smiled charmingly, snuggled in his arms, and said, "You really hate it, you haven't come to anyone for so long." ”
"I want to look for you, but just in time for my aunt to come, you have mouth ulcers again, and looking for you also makes me anxious!" Gao Jun said explicitly.
Tong Ling knew that it was a play, and she was also full of amorous feelings on weekdays, without any twisting, and looked coquettish: "Dead ghost, dare you even know my periodic table, it's really necrotic." ”
"How can I say that I am necrotic, this shows that I have deep feelings for you. Gao Jun said.
"That's it, we've been in love for a long time. Tong Ling said coquettishly, especially the word 'day' is very heavy.
They said as they walked that they had arrived at the door of the supermarket, and the boss listened to their conversation clearly, especially when he saw Tong Ling's bright and charming appearance, he was even more salivating and immersive.
Gao Jun looked up at the small supermarket, and followed Tong Ling's words and said, "Baby, it's not just about love over time, but also about having a child over time."
I can't bear to not taste your delicious taste for ten months, so we still have to take precautions. ”
Gao Jun's words can make Gao Chao just listen to them, not to mention that there is a Tong Ling who cooperates with him in acting and has all kinds of charms.
While talking about explicit love words, the two walked into the supermarket, and there were colorful chewing gums on one side and colorful blue clouds on the counter.
Gao Jun directly took a three-pack of Durex, and then pointed to a pack of cigarettes of about twenty yuan on the counter, and the boss stared at Tong Ling and unconsciously put the cigarette on the counter.
Gao Jun immediately said angrily: "Don't fucking look at it, can my little sweetheart be seen by a dick like you?"
As the saying goes, the soft are afraid of the hard, the hard are afraid of the horizontal, and the horizontal is afraid of the dead.
Among them, the most ruthless is this kind of 'horizontal', scolding when he opens his mouth, full of disdain for everyone, people don't know where he comes from, and he naturally doesn't dare to provoke easily if he can't figure it out.
The same is true of this yellow-haired boss, and women are the best foils for men.
A man who can take down Tong Ling's angelic face, devil figure, and coquettish stunner is definitely not a depressed person.
"Settle accounts. Gao Jun said arrogantly.
"Forty-two in total, big brother. Little Yellow Mao said politely.
Gao Jun casually took out the hundred-dollar bill from his pocket, threw it on the counter without looking at it, and then turned Tong Ling's face and kissed her on the lips, as if he couldn't wait.
The yellow-haired boss was dumbfounded, as if he also wanted to taste the taste of the fragrant jade liquid.
After Gao Junxiang took a sip, he was stunned, and immediately said angrily: "Look at Nima, hurry up and find eight yuan for me, just enough to take a taxi." ”
Eight bucks?
The yellow-haired boss was stunned, but what he was holding in his hand was a hundred yuan bills.
This is obviously Gao Jun only caring about making love with beautiful women, and he didn't notice it, and regarded a hundred yuan as fifty yuan.
The yellow-haired boss was overjoyed, and hurriedly threw the counterfeit banknotes into the money box, because there were a lot of banknotes there, even if Gao Jun remembered to give a hundred yuan, he could not admit it, anyway, his small store was not monitored.
It's cheaper to take fifty dollars for no reason, but it's much better than looking at beautiful women.
He hurriedly took out eight yuan and handed it to Gao Jun, Gao Jun snorted, hugged Tong Ling, Qingqing and I, and touched and scratched and left.
The two went out and turned right, walked in the opposite direction of the dumpling restaurant, turned around, and soon disappeared without a trace.
In a place where there was no one, Tong Ling was very excited, took the initiative to hold Gao Jun's face, stood on tiptoe, and enthusiastically offered a fragrant kiss!
"Give you a thumbs up!" Tong Ling said excitedly: "This is the man I fancie, solve problems when you encounter them, pure masters!"
Tong Ling is really happy, this man is really amazing, not how well he acts, but his understanding of people's hearts and grasp of human nature is simply exquisite.
The two deliberately acted to distract the boss, and Gao Jun deliberately pretended to be a fool, so that the boss did not dare to have too much contact with him.
The key is that in the end, he obviously gave a hundred yuan and bought something for forty-two yuan, and took the initiative to urge the other party to find eight yuan in change.
When anyone hears this, they will immediately become greedy, thinking that they will be greedy for the cheapness of fifty yuan, and they will definitely be eager to put away the counterfeit banknotes, so that they will not have time to seriously distinguish the real from the fake.
"Hey, I'll give you another thumbs up!" Tong Ling became happier the more she thought about it, although it was a trivial matter, it contained extraordinary abilities, which made Tong Ling admire it very much.