"Look at his head, does it look like he was struck by lightning?"

"Well, there must be something wrong! Otherwise, Lei Gong can't split him!"

"This kid has been bad since he was a child, and he deserves to be hacked twice. ”

"Wow, look, the hair is standing on end again! Haha, it's smoking this time!"

"This stupid guy can't even find Tanzhong's acupoint, he deserves to be struck by lightning. ”

Xuan Xuanzi and Tang Jieyi's melon seeds and small benches were not taken in vain, and the exam scene was like a fire scene. In a moment, a thrilling arc flashed, accompanied by someone's screams and two heartless laughter.

Ye Tian finally knew what it meant to be smoking, these two guys looked like fairy wind bones, but in fact, there was more bad water in their stomachs than anyone else. Huang Laoxi's old thing is ruthless, if you can't get it, you will die, everything is straight to the point. These two guys are playing yin, they can't get over and don't give food to eat, and this kind of taste of life is simply too heart-wrenching.

Ye Tian also thought about going on strike, but he didn't give him food. This trick can completely cure Ye Tian's lazy cancer, and the local method has been tried and tried, and he grabbed Ye Tian's little seven inches and took it casually.

There was really no way, Ye Tian had no choice but to tremble and hold the silver needle and prick it with his memory.

The thin silver needles trembled up and down in Ye Tian's hands, Ye Tian turned his head to look at the two guys with excited faces, wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and pierced his heart hard.

Sure enough, as Xuan Xuanzi and Tang Jieyi expected, this needle was pierced, and not a drop of water squirted out.

Then, before Ye Tian could let go, an electric current swished through the silver needle and was transmitted to Ye Tian's body.

The moment he was electrocuted, Ye Tian felt that his birds were all confused. Holding back the numbness on his tongue, he scolded with difficulty: "You fooled me, Lao Tzu touched the electric door before...... Also...... It didn't hurt so much. ”

Tang Jieyi touched a few beards on his chin and smiled sinisterly: "Hehe, you don't understand it, this is called power electricity, touching the electric door in your house is equivalent to being pricked by a needle, and touching this is equivalent to being slashed, wahaha......"

Power electricity, Ye Tian suddenly remembered that in Wang Changwu's training base, on the compass that lacked virtue and smoked, it was also this kind of power electricity that seemed to have been slashed.

Damn, the lack of virtue also has a heritage?

Ye Tian began to miss Huang Laoxie abnormally again, although Huang Laoxie is a bastard, but he definitely doesn't have so many crooked eyes, these two people are good, they look like people, and none of them are human. In particular, the idea of cutting off food is said to have been fully researched and demonstrated by two people through the camera. With this kind of spirit, isn't it good to go to university? Isn't it good to study the constitution? It's okay to square dance with old men and old ladies, but it's bad water to study this thing.

After being electrocuted dozens of times, Xuan Xuanzi finally announced the suspension of the exam.

"Senior brother, the next time senior brother gives a lecture, let's see if you dare to be so stubborn. Tang Jieyi smiled and pulled down the electric switch of the distribution cabinet and disconnected the connecting wire at the sole of the bronze man's feet.

Ye Tian was lying on the ground, and even his bladder had a feeling of numbness. Smoke rises from the head, and it already has a taste of original barbecue.

With a "grunt", Tang Jieyi's stomach rang at such a sensitive time, and seeing that his senior brother's eyes lit up as if he was about to eat, Ye Tian was so frightened that he limped and ran away to hide.

In this state, Ye Tian immediately asked to re-learn the relevant knowledge of acupuncture points. With the consent of Xuan Xuanzi and Tang Jieyi, Ye Tian breathed a sigh of relief, tomorrow will be a whole day, there will be food to eat and no longer need to be shocked, all that is needed is to spend brain cells to memorize these acupuncture points.

Now Ye Tian is completely scared by the two guys, instead of starving, having no food to eat and being electrocuted, it is better to study hard and get a good score.

In order to let more people see Ye Tian's ugly state, Xuan Xuanzi agreed to Xiaopang's request to visit Ye Tian in Area A for the first time.

"Hey, where is Brother Ye Tian?Master Xuanxuan, where is my Brother Ye Tian?" Xiao Fat didn't see Ye Tian except for a person with a dark face who couldn't see clearly, his hair stood upside down, and his clothes were torn into beggar's clothes.

"I'm here. Ye Tian bared his teeth and limped over, but was pushed aside by the second artillery: "Who are you? Don't be here with us." Do you know who we are? Look at you like this, you have done too many bad things and have been punished by God, right? Stay away from us, and don't have another thunderstorm that will affect us. ”

Ye Tian was pushed by the second cannon, and immediately made a fart. His bones were all electrified, and his whole body was dark and black, and he had no strength at all. In addition, the vocal cords that are electrocuted seem to be a little loose, and the vibrato of the voice is like a bel canto singer, but it is really not easy to recognize.

Ye Tian bared his teeth and scolded: "You two are blind, wait for Lao Tzu to be good, I will definitely kill you two!"

Xiaopang and the second cannon stared at Ye Tian carefully, and let out an earth-shattering burst of laughter for a long time.

"Brother Ye Tian, you... You've been roasted, and it looks delicious. ”

The second cannon drooled and took advantage of Ye Tian's inattention to tear off a piece of skin from his arm and stuffed it into his mouth, chewed it twice, nodded and said to Xiaopang: "It seems to taste good, Xiaopang, you can also eat a piece and taste it." ”

Xiao Pang, who had been looking at Ye Tian like a scanner, immediately had his eyes lit up, and his left hand conjured up a spice box containing salt and cumin noodles like a trick, anyway, Ye Tian didn't have the ability to resist now. While drooling, the two fat men turned Ye Tian over and over like picking sausages, looked at the scorched meat skin on Ye Tian's arm, sprinkled salt and cumin noodles, and then tore them off and stuffed them into their mouths.

"I'll fuck your uncle!" Ye Tian was so frightened that his hairs stood on end, these two fat men were simply inhumane, when Lao Tzu was a barbecued jerky, he actually used seasonings.

"Well, it tastes so good. Hearing the words of Xiaopang and the second cannon, Ye Tian reached out and took Xiaopang's spice bottle, sprinkled some on his arm, and then tore off a piece of skin and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Isn't it delicious?"

Ye Tian nodded: "With a burnt smell, but Lao Tzu eats his own meat, it feels weird." ”

Tang Jieyi and Xuan Xuanzi shivered together, these three boys were so violent, they didn't even let go of the charred flesh on their bodies.

Tang Jieyi hurriedly asked the supply car to send a bucket of black medicine, poured the medicine into the wooden barrel, and said to Ye Tian while blending: "How about it......?

Xiaopang and the second cannon nodded at the same time: "You are too damaged!"

Tang Jieyi stood up as proudly as an old naughty boy: "To treat despicable people, you have to be more despicable than him." ”

After preparing the black medicine, Tang Jieyi beckoned to Ye Tian: "Come in and bubble, the skin on your body will heal in half an hour, and the stinging sensation of the electric shock will all disappear." ”

Tang Jieyi's name, who doesn't know who doesn't? Although people have bad stomachs, they absolutely don't say anything about the prescription.

Ye Tian staggered and moved into the medicine barrel with difficulty, and saw Xiao Pang and the second cannon with an excited face preparing to get into the medicine barrel to soak, and were pushed out one by one by Tang Jieyi.

Ye Tian couldn't help laughing.

"Senior brother, it's getting late, and it's lonely and lonely and cold to take a bath by yourself. Ye Tian blushed and asked Tang Jieyi with a smile: "Can you find two massage ladies for me, so that I can promote better healing of the scars in my body and soul." ”

Tang Jieyi: "。。。。。。 ”