Chapter Seventy-Four: Xiaotian is humiliated
My brother and I chatted and walked back to our tent, and everyone came back with the spoils of the sea. Everyone ate bread and sausages at noon, and they were hungry for a long time. In the evening, Song Luxi had a barbecue, not far from the shore. At that time, eating barbecue was actually not very expensive, 1 yuan for 3 skewers of mutton, and 3 yuan for squid. And everyone else doesn't like to eat much, so they basically go out to eat barbecue and only eat these two.
The coolest thing about summer is to go ashore and eat kebabs when you are hungry at the beach. Everyone was in a very good mood at this time, Zhang Kai bragged while eating: "When I came to Black Rock Reef last year, I saved an old man, and the old man had cramps at that time, and I dragged him to swim more than 200 meters, and I almost couldn't come back." ”
After Ma Beiyi heard it, he also smiled and bragged B: "I came to swim with my dad two days ago, and my dad also had leg cramps, and I took my dad back after swimming more than 300 meters, and I almost couldn't come back." After Ma Beiyi finished speaking, everyone laughed, and Zhang Kai also laughed, scolding Ma Beiyi: "Ma Nima, let's finish drinking in a while, go down and swim around, how about a comparison?"
Ma Beiyi knocked the wine glass on the table twice, and shouted to Zhang Kai: "Let's have a drink now, go to the sea, swim to the position where we swam in the morning, and then swim back, how about it? I don't know your level, compare with me?" The only address of this book is Motie Chinese Network
Zhang Kai didn't hesitate at all, as soon as he and Ma Bei had a glass of wine, they rushed to the shore together, and both of them plunged into the sea without thinking. Everyone ran to the shore to watch the excitement, and after swimming less than 30 meters, Zhang Kai swam back and shouted: "You swim by yourself, I'll go back to eat mutton skewers." Ma Beiyi also turned around and swam to the shore, shouting and scolding Zhang Kai: "Waste, don't swim with Lao Tzu and me in the future." ”
Although they are all joking with each other, I can see from this incident that Ma Beiyi and Zhang Kai are both cheerful people. If it weren't for the fact that I didn't have a good relationship with them at the beginning of the school year, I really like to make friends with such cheerful people. These two people not only have a refreshing personality, but also ten tigers and ten wolves fight, and these two people are also the fiercest.
We all went back to the shore and continued to eat barbecue, drink and brag B. At this time, Meng Zhu took advantage of the atmosphere just now and asked Xiaotian: "Brother Tian, since Brother Kai and Brother Ma have just been compared to swimming, let's also compare with each other to help each other." "Senior brother has finally started to act, I thought to myself that it wouldn't be a martial arts competition, it would be a bit too much.
Xiao Tian also knew that he was fighting against his senior brother, and he was definitely not an opponent, but he didn't hesitate at all and said, "Okay, let's compare, what do you want to compare." After speaking, he stood up, and the senior brother hurriedly laughed and said: "Brother Tian, don't get excited, I mean that we both practice martial arts, compare basic skills, let's do push-ups with one hand." ”
After the senior brother finished speaking, he looked at me, and I hurriedly cooperated and applauded, I coaxed together, and the people next to me followed suit. Zhang Kai barked the loudest, and he also looked at Xiaotian unpleasantly, after all, he was Huo Fan's dog. Xiao Tian said let him try it first, so Xiao Tian tried to make one with one hand, but he didn't make one, so he lay on the ground.
Everyone laughed, and I coaxed and said, "No, you can't do any of them, what's wrong with you, Xiaotian?" Xiaotian's face turned red with anger, and at this time, the senior brother looked at Xiaotian with a smug look. Xiaotian scolded his senior brother: "You are laughing at a fart, Nima." "Just now Ma Beiyi and Zhang Kai scolded each other, everyone knew that they were joking, but now that Xiaotian is scolding Senior Brother, everyone can see that Xiaotian is really angry.
Long Er reminded Xiao Tian: "Xiao Tian, what's wrong, isn't this playing with his own brothers?" Xiao Tian didn't pay attention to Long Er, and said to his senior brother: "Meng Zhu, how about we do two-handed push-ups?" The senior brother said, "Okay, come on, but what if you lose?"
I already felt that my senior brother was starting to take Xiao Tian into the pit, and Xiao Tian was also brainless, and said to my senior brother: "Whoever loses, kneel on the ground and call Dad." The senior brother waved his hand and said, "Brother Tian, let's just play, it's too much to call dad or something, it hurts feelings." Well, how about you take off your clothes and run around the shore if you lose?"
As soon as Meng Zhu finished saying this, everyone else immediately followed suit, saying that they had a good idea, and they were not allowed to wear underwear, so they ran naked on the shore. This is cool, with my understanding of my senior brother, I don't know how many push-ups he can do, but when I used to learn judo, the master punished a group of 100. Then Xiaotian is waiting to run naked.
Xiao Tian and Senior Brother both lay on the ground, and everyone began to count them. After 50, Senior Brother didn't slow down, but Xiaotian was basically half slower than at the beginning. When he was in his seventies, Xiaotian was a little out of order, and his posture was not standardized. Senior brother has done more than 100 at this time, and Xiaotian scolded: "Go to Nima." He gave up and didn't do it, and the senior brother said to Xiaotian proudly at this time: "Brother Tian, I have conceded." ”
Zhang Kai and Long Er and several boys all coaxed Xiaotian to take off his pants, I didn't know why I had a little sympathy for He Tiantian at the time, so I didn't mess up. Now there are 6 girls next to me, if you take off your pants this little day, I won't say how many people you will lose. But if he doesn't take it off, everyone will say that he can't afford to play, and it is more likely that Zhang Kai and they can pull out Xiaotian's pants directly.
Senior brother Meng Zhu stimulated Xiaotian next to him again: "Brother Tian, you won't be able to afford to play, then we will be bored, if I lose, I will definitely not cheat." Forget about the boy's coaxing, Song Luxi also coaxed: "Xiaotian, take it off, I will cover my clear eyes, don't worry, I won't look at it." After speaking, he laughed, and Murong Qingqing and the girls around him laughed.
In fact, in everyone's opinion, it's just a trouble, if Xiaotian wants to open it, it's actually nothing to be generous. The more he is like now, the more others will provoke him and look down on him. Senior brother Meng Zhu is quite good at looking at people, this trick he used was just right, and it completely hit Xiaotian's weakness.
In the end, Xiaotian reluctantly took off his swimming trunks, covered the front, and ran to the shore with his bare buttocks. The girls didn't close their eyes at all, they were all smiling. Zhang Kai also shouted loudly: "Someone is running naked, someone is running naked." After running naked on the shore, Xiaotian came back to look for swim trunks and found that they were missing.
Xiaotian shouted: "Where are my swimming trunks?" Zhang Kai smiled at the time and said: "The swimming trunks are gone, haha, you look for them." Xiao Tian angrily asked if Zhang Kai was hiding, Zhang Kai said that he didn't move, Murong Qingqing helped Xiao Tian ask Zhang Kai at this time: "Zhang Kai, don't make trouble, Xiao Tian is finished, you return the swimming trunks to him." ”
Zhang Kai said a little unhappily: "I said I didn't take it, I didn't take it, you see that you are serious, isn't it interesting? Murong Qingqing explained: "If you don't take it, you don't take it, I can't ask it, I'm not serious, it's your husband who is angry." ”
Zhang Kai nodded to Murong Qingqing and said, "Can I be angry with you?" "When Zhang Kai and Murong Qingqing were talking, Xiao Tian had been looking for underwear, and I had just taken it off on the ground, and I saw it, but now it is gone.
Everyone was laughing, making Xiao Tian think about where to put the swim trunks, Xiao Tian was almost about to collapse, bare buttocks, looking for swim trunks in front of everyone. At this time, the senior brother whispered next to me: "He can't find it, I just hid his swim trunks while no one has an idea." "Damn, it turned out that it was my senior brother's hands and feet, and he was ruthless enough.
Xiao Tian couldn't find swim trunks, so he had to go back to the tent and change his underwear and shorts. When Xiaotian changed his pants, I told my senior brother that let him stop here today, and if he continues to make trouble, he will definitely have to turn his face, if he turns his face, no one will turn to him, and they will definitely face Xiaotian. My brother reassured me that he had achieved his goal.
Xiao Tian is embarrassed tonight, but he won't be able to mix among the ten tigers and ten wolves. After Xiao Tian came back, Huo Fan came up to comfort him first, saying that when Xiao Tian still wanted to swim in the sea tomorrow, he would buy Xiao Tian a new pair of swimming trunks. We were all well fed at about this point, and then we took three cases of beer back to our tent and drank them later when we played games in the evening.
Just finished eating, take a break, and wait a little later to play the game. Some of them are now running to the shore for a walk, because walking on the beach at night is particularly romantic and emotional. Liu Shiling took Xiong Annie for a walk on the shore, and Huo Fan took Shangguan Wan to walk around the bridge. Murong Qingqing, Song Luxi and No. 1 and No. 2 followers went outside to buy things, saying that they were buying things for everyone to rest at night, and senior brother Meng Zhu accompanied them, which was considered to protect them.
A few of us boys who didn't have a partner sat on the shore and watched the two couples show affection. At this time, I saw Liu Shiling hugging Xiong Annie and kissing on the shore, and Zhang Kai and they also saw it. Zhang Kai asked Ma Beiyi: "Let's go over and throw them into the sea again, I look uncomfortable." Ma Beiyi turned his head to look at me, and then at the others.
Our group of single gangsters basically stood up together tacitly, and ran to the direction of Liu Shiling and Xiong Annie. Zhang Kai ran to the front and shouted loudly: "Liu Shiling, we are here, let you play hooligan again." "When Liu Shiling saw a large group of us running towards him, he dragged Anne Xiong and ran away. The two laughed while running, and Liu Shiling shouted: "I kissed my girlfriend, why am you a hooligan?"
Long Er behind Zhang Kai said loudly: "You two haven't made it public, now you say it's your girlfriend is your girlfriend, think beautifully, don't run away, let's throw you into the sea honestly." ”
There aren't many people at the beach at night at Blackrock Reef, like I said, the water is not very clean, and the reef is not suitable for swimming. I saw a large group of our boys chasing Liu Shiling and Xiong Annie running around on the whole shore, and that picture made me unforgettable to this day, and I felt that this is the picture that youth should have.
After everyone caught up, they jointly lifted Liu Shiling up, and then threw him into the sea with 123. Of course, after throwing Liu Shiling, Annie Xiong did not let go. A few people lifted Anne Bear, and I lifted Anne Bear's feet. In fact, when I threw a girl during the day, I also lifted her feet. Anne Bear's leg was kicking all the time, but now she didn't resist, just waiting for us to count 123 and throw her into the sea.
Maybe it was dark, maybe I had drunk a little wine, and I was very wickedly carrying Anne the Bear's foot in front of my swimming trunks. So I walked into the sea with Anne the Bear's feet all the way underneath. Anne Bear felt it at once, and looked at me with my eyes, but I ignored her, pretended not to feel it, and continued to push her until I threw Anne Bear into the sea.
When Anne Bear came out of the water and came ashore, she sneaked up to me and whispered to me, "Next time, I'll crush your one." With that, he patted his hand on the underside of me, and then left as if nothing had happened.