The World Is Crazy (End)

[There is always a colorful river winding in the fairy tale town, contaminated with the perverse atmosphere of magic, but it twists and turns in love, and the river keeps making splashes and rolling into a curtain of time into the water, so that all the long, long years ago have come to the moment of happy ending. 】

Time remaining: 6 days

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"Itachi, stop the water, do you know how to heal?" Ling Feng led the topic out.

"Hey, I know a little bit about simple outdoor bandaging or something. Zhishui replied.

Ling Feng continued, "That's it. Speaking of which, Itachi is a prince, and he should have learned the theoretical knowledge of various incurable diseases?"

Itachi: "Learned. ”

"Could you please take a look at my friend? He's been in a coma, and I want to know what's wrong with him. Ling Feng stuck out his tongue, "He's in my room now, go take a look?"

Uchiha Itachi nodded slightly, and it was kind of agreed. The three of them walked into the house.

Ling Feng led the two of them to Kakashi's side - Kakashi's mask had long since been removed by the curious Ling Feng, and he didn't put it back on due to the air permeability.

Now Kakashi slept peacefully, his face was ruddy, and he didn't have the weakness and pallor of a patient at all, as if he could open his eyes the next moment.

Zhishui stood aside and looked at it with concern.

Uchiha Itachi frowned, "How long has he been like this?"

Ling Feng scratched his head, thinking about the plot of Sleeping Beauty sleeping for n years, and pondered: "It's been a few months. ”

Apparently there were too few clues like this, and Uchiha Itachi leaned down to get a closer look at Kakashi.

I'm sorry, Uchiha Itachi! Ling Feng closed his eyes and gritted his teeth to make a head-pressing team. Only the kiss of His Royal Highness the Prince is the antidote! A man will not lose a piece of meat if he kisses him! Please!

Itachi, who was concentrating, was suddenly pressed down on his head, and he was naturally ...... at the moment, who was close to Kakashi A ...... that lives up to the wind Kissed.

Uchiha Shisui: "......?"

Itachi Uchiha: "......!"

"Ding Dong - the fairy tale plot Sleeping Beauty is complete. ”

Lying on the bed, Kakashi woke up slowly, he hadn't seen the sun for a long time, he squinted, and the shuriken that flew over and stuck diagonally into the bed made him wake up all at once. Kakashi realized that it was in a room. He turned his head sideways and saw a black-haired young man with red rabbit eyes chasing a short-haired young man in the house, and the person with a gentle and helpless face next to him was admonishing: "Calm down, don't break down the house." ”

"Hmph, it's fine without lethal ninjutsu. "Itachi's face was as black as the bottom of a pot.

"Saving someone's life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, Itachi!" Ling Feng said while dexterously dodging Itachi's shuriken and staggering his gaze not to look at Itachi so as not to fall into the illusion, "And I apologize (இωஇ) It's really not okay, please eat a few meals of three-color balls?"

"......" Itachi was surprised by Ling Feng's speed, his shuriken was 100% accurate, but Ling Feng could just stagger it every time.

Ling Feng: I'm pretty confident in my speed!

"That...... Who are you?" Kakashi asked, sitting up.

Ling Feng jumped up and down to dodge, and said, "Snow White (whispering)—Ling Feng! I'm Ling Feng! (loud)—Please, Ratcht, can I make you something to eat? Stop fighting...... (╥_╥)”

“…… The next is not an example. Uchiha Itachi stopped and straightened the hem of his shirt, "I'm Uchiha Itachi. ”

"Uchiha Shisui~" Shisui looked at Kakashi with a smile.

"Hello, I'm Kakashi Hachiki. Kakashi's standard dead fish-eyed expression, "Where is this?"

Uchiha Itachi glanced at Ling Feng: Didn't you say this was your friend?

Ling Feng smiled dryly and said to Kakashi, "This is a wooden house in Gu Wenlin...... Seeing you unconscious in the woods dragged you back, and the ferret woke you up. As for how to save it, Ling Feng skipped it knowingly.

Kakashi Hachiki didn't seem to remember his experience of being in a coma, and after knowing that it was the people in front of him who helped him, he politely thanked them and offered to invite them to be guests—Hachiki's family was also in Gu Wenlin.

Ling Feng resolutely refused, he couldn't leave here, the dwarf he finally found was amazing!

Uchiha Itachi slightly agreed, because he was afraid that he would stay here any longer and couldn't help Amaterasu Ling Feng.

Ling Feng: The Uchiha is terrifying...... Tuge was buried alive, and Weasel Sang was burned. (´.. ̫.`)

As a knight of the prince, Zhishui naturally followed Itachi - although they had already paid Xiao, it was nothing to the royal family.

After the excitement, the House of Dawn returned to calm. The originally crowded room was instantly left with Ling Feng alone.

"Well, there's one more person left. Ling Feng threw himself on the bed and lay down in the form of a corpse, "I suddenly miss Naruto and them a little, I hope to finish the plot quickly." ”

"Ah, is Brother Ling Feng finally dead~ It's so happy~" Ah Fei suddenly burst out of the black hole.

"......" Ling Feng didn't bother to pay attention to Ah Fei.

"Hmm~ bury Ling Feng first~" Ah Fei made a gesture to grab Ling Feng's arm.

"Hey, hey, I'm not dead. Ling Feng turned over and complained, "Why are you so interested in being buried alive." ”

Ah Fei laughed and said, "Brother Lingfeng~Where is that white hair~"

"Home. Walked with Uchiha Itachi and Shisui. Ling Feng pursed his lips, "Children, don't always think about harming people, how can there be any grievances and hatreds that can't be overcome." Maybe there's a misunderstanding. He jumped down with a carp and walked towards the door, "Don't regret it then." ”

Ah Fei was silent and stood in place for a long time. Then, just like when he came, he disappeared from the black hole.

***

Ling Feng continued his life at the door carrying a stool.

About 2 days later, another different old woman appeared—yes, Orochimaru—and this time she was carrying a fruit basket full of bright red apples.

As in the plot, swallowing the sweet-looking but poisonous apple, Ling Feng changed his position and fell to the ground.

This time was different from the last coma, this time Ling Feng's body was lying down, but his soul was as if he was out of his body, and he could stay awake and watch from the side.

Ah Fei was the first to notice, and he took a small shovel and began to dig a pit with great interest.

"How obsessed is Brother Tu with burying me!" Ling Feng was shocked, "I won't brush the file!"

Fortunately, the corners stopped Ah Fei: "Wait Ah Fei, this guy is still alive." You put him aside, and when he wakes up, I'll wait to collect the overdue rent." ”

Ling Feng: "......" really doesn't know whether to be happy or sad.

Ling Feng still has 4 days to go. A ninja can't die for a short time even if he doesn't eat or drink, so Ling Feng stayed in this state for 3 days.

On the last day, there was still no prince on a white horse - not even a monkey, let alone a prince!

Ling Feng was stunned: "This plot is wrong, isn't it? What about Prince Charming?"

"You've got one more day. Kong Chen knocked on his palm.

Ling Feng waited for a long time with apprehension, until the sun slanted to the top of the mountain, and the afterglow reflected on the mountains and forests, and he did not see the legendary Prince Charming.

Is it possible to stay here for the rest of your life? Become a part of this fairy tale world?

There was the sound of horses' hooves in the distance, and Ling Feng looked at it happily—the pure white BMW like snow, the tasseled silver royal dress—Ling Feng looked at Kong Chen who was riding a horse with a confused expression.

Kong Chen showed a perfect smile: "It seems that your Prince Charming will not come, then I will reluctantly be Prince Charming and take you out." ”

He gracefully raised his hand to pick up Ling Feng, and slapped Ling Feng on the back violently. Ling Feng coughed and spat out the poisonous apple that was precisely controlled in his throat.

“…… Does that count as cheating?" Ling Feng looked up and smiled.

"Why cheat?" said Kong Chen's sly wink, "Who said that Prince Charming had to be a character?" ”

"So what's next?" Ling Feng said, "I didn't get a hint that the plot was complete. ”

"Of course, in the original book, Prince Charming and Snow White rode away together on a horse. Kong Chen stretched out his hand, "Let's go." ”

Ling Feng put aside Kong Chen's hand, and turned over and got on the horse neatly: "Two people—they shouldn't be able to crush this white horse." ”

Kong Chen withdrew his hand very naturally, pulled the reins with both hands, and sang a tune softly in his mouth: "There is always a dreamy river winding in the fairy tale town~ separating the ideal, separating the reality, and converging in the mountain pass ahead~ The river keeps splashing and rolling into a curtain of time into the water......"

It's strange, obviously he has never heard it, but Ling Feng involuntarily sang the latter sentence in his mouth: "...... Let all the moments that have come to a happy ending a long, long time ago ~ and strange ~~"

In the weird and light tune, the last rays of the sunset illuminate the whole world.

Everything is back to normal.

Or rather, it hasn't changed.

====== the world is crazy ======

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This special chapter is finally finished_(:3"∠❀)_ Congratulations, congratulations

There won't be any more special chapters after that. But there will be a few more short stories.

Proposed short story:

1. I spent the New Year with the villain (Orochimaru in the snake raising chapter)

2. Ling Feng has become a girl (as the title hahaha)

3. Tonggui (Feather Cloak Lingfeng)

If you still have any brain holes you want to see, you can leave a message, and Alu will work hard to write (•̀ω•́)✧ Thank you for being with you all the way.

After writing a short story, the last postscript (there will be easter eggs, and Alu-san will tell his own story 2333). Then I'll really see you in the rivers and lakes (๑ºั╰╯ºั๑)