Chapter 446: trap

"It's too much!" Dennis furiously furioused in his room, his face looking as if he had watched "Blair the Witch."

He stared at his agent and said angrily, "In the past half a month, there are only two things that have made me most unhappy, one is why I want to watch a shit movie like "Blair the Witch", this movie is so bad that I am so scared that I can't even recover now;

The agent laughed dryly, "Maybe the bulletin board is wrong." ”

"You mean, the billboard got it wrong for two weeks in a row?" Dennis glared, "What the hell are you kidding me?"

"Uh..."

"Didn't you say he made the list? Can you give me an explanation now?"

The agent's head was as big as a fight, and he said helplessly, "It seems that there is no list, Chinese people can buy albums in their country, and they don't need to come to the American website." If the billboard counts the sales in the Huaxia area, I guess..."

"What?"

"The combined sales of the top few are as good as his alone. ”

Dennis: "......"

God forbid, fortunately Billboard only counts sales in the United States.

"But I still haven't him. Dennis frowned, "He's a newcomer, where does he get such a big appeal?"

"It's not a question of newcomers or not, because DJ L has created a phenomenal music craze. The agent said helplessly, "His rap "Love the Ay You Lie" has become popular all over the world, and the songs of his new album have also become popular all over the world. It's a big headache, you know, every year there are a few phenomenal music works, these songs are not a singer's fame can be restrained, even a newcomer can become popular overnight. Didn't the Spanish-language song last year become a global hit? Its author is not well-known in the United States, but only in Spain, and his situation is very similar to DJ L, both of whom are very well-known in their respective hometowns. ”

Dennis calmed down a little, "You mean, he used his work to beat the popularity I've accumulated over the years?"

"No, no, no, it's not targeted, it's just these songs. The agent comforted, "Dennis, your fame in the United States must be far greater than Liu Pian's, you have to believe that many people follow the trend and listen to whatever song is popular, in fact, they don't even know who the author of the song is, let alone that the author is a Chinese." ”

Dennis was very comfortable to listen to, but when he thought of Liu Pian's diss rap, his face became unsightly again.

......

Liu Pian once scolded them because of the awards behind the Chinese song list, and wrote a song "Grandma", but that song was really euphemistic, mocking around the corner, just not naming names. The diss war in Huaxia is really loud, the rain is small, and there are people on it, and they will be blocked if they don't pay attention to it.

Europe and the United States, on the other hand, are very violent.

The diss war that swept the east and west coasts of the United States that year made countless rappers fall into it. The two sides are super versions of the mouth cannon, not only to name and scold people, but also to engage in some individualistic flo, scolding so much that people want to listen, and suddenly feel that this scolding is really special and emotional.

Later, the mouth cannon evolved into force, and a few bullets took away the leader.

This story tells Liu Pian that in the United States, diss people don't break the law, and the government won't care, but if you scold too much, you will be shot.

Liu Pian didn't want to be shot on the street, and he didn't even have a corpse.

His diss is called: "Not Alike", and after minor changes, some lyrics that do not fit the current background have been changed, and the names of the people appearing in it have also been removed.

Liu Pian thought about it, but still didn't name him. Those who understand will naturally understand, and there will always be someone who will sit in the right seat.

And when his song came out, it instantly attracted the attention of many people. After listening to Liu Pian's fans, they sighed that Liu Pian's rap was awesome, and after listening to it, the trolls' faces turned black and turned into pig liver color.

“Tay Keith,**** these niggas up

Tay Keith on da beat!

Yeah

Brain dead, eye drops

Pain meds, cyclops

They bed, iPod~~~~”

Yay! Taunt mode is on!

The brain dies and the eyeballs fall out

Painkiller tablets, Yan X to your blindness....

.....

I respond rarely, but this time

Shady 'bout to sound off like a ****ing cocked semi Glock

Demi god, let me put a silencer

On this little non-threatening blond fairy,

Cornball taking shots at me

You're not ready, fool, break yourself like Rocksteady~~~”

I rarely respond to others, except this time

I'm going to make a sound, like a glock

Goddess, let me bring a silencer

Shoot this boy who is a non-threatening blonde boy who loves to pretend to be cool

Who asked him to find fault?

.....

It's still a hardcore rap, somewhat similar to gangster rap, with a dark and weird style. It's just that this time the lyrics are full of gunsmoke and many indecent words. However, this diss is already commonplace, but it is relatively rare in Liu Pian's songs.

When Xiao Min finished listening to Liu Pian's singing, he was stunned one by one, touched Liu Pian's forehead and asked him if he was sick with a fever.

Otherwise, how can you write such a grumpy song?

When Liu Pian's American fans listened to it, they were also amazed, DJ L turned out to be a grumpy old brother?

"Oh, why does DJ L surprise me again and again? ”

"Who is this song scolding?"

"Shhhh ”

"Maybe it's for those who scold him, this week, I've seen too many people spraying him on the Internet. ”

"It's too strong, and it's so fast. ”

"He's such a genius, and he scolds people so much. ”

"Support it. This week, the Billboard charts have been released, and DJ L is still number one, which shows that he did not brush the charts, he was recognized by the Billboard. ”

"Haha, run, Dennis's fans will be coming over soon. ”

"I love this trap and I hope DJ L will release some similar songs in the future. ”

"Impotent and furious Dennis. ”

"He was slapped in the face by a Chinese man. ”

In the afternoon of the same day, a statement was issued on the Bulletin Board. The original intention was that after careful inspection, Liu Pian's new album did not brush the charts, and all the data was true and valid. In fact, they found that almost all of the sales were contributed by the Americans, who pushed the album to the top spot.

And when the news came back to China, all the fans were cheering and cheering, shouting that Liu Pian's mentor was awesome!

Some Chinese rappers feel extremely headaches, it's good that Mentor Liu Pian didn't set foot in the rap industry before, but according to the current situation, it's impossible to say, the key is that people's strength is too terrifying, and it is not a level at all.

Maybe only the former rap veterans in China can come out to fight, and the newcomers are not enough to see at all.

.......

", Liu Pian, you kid is awesome!" Liu Yi stared at Liu Pian in surprise, and then reached out to touch him, and said with emotion: "I didn't expect you to be like Liu Pian." ”

Liu Pian: "......"

At this moment, Liu Pian is packing her luggage in the apartment, and everyone has already bought a ticket for tomorrow afternoon to return to China for the New Year.

"It's very domineering, and some people don't dare to fight back. Liu Yi teased.

In his impression, Liu Pian's personality and arrogance are incompatible, let alone publicly publishing traps to diss others, and the scolding is not so good.

In the words of the Chinese: rude! grumpy brother!

"When I came to the U.S., I let myself go. Liu Pian smiled indifferently, "I haven't written songs to scold people before, but that doesn't mean I can't." Do you want to try it out, or I write a song to diss you?"

Liu Yi squeezed out a smile, "Then forget it, I can't stand it." I have a suggestion that you can write a song diss Don Woman, and she will probably be happy to talk to you. ”

Liu Pian also squeezed out a smile, "Then forget it, I can't stand it." ”

At this time, Xiao Min and Zhou Mulan, two girls, walked into the house holding hands, "Let's go shopping at night, how about it? Don't you plan to buy some gifts and go back to your friends?"

Liu Pian and Liu Yi looked at each other.

Shopping, are you going to do it?

"I agree. Liu Pian and Liu Yi laughed in unison.

.....

At the moment, Dennis and his agent are already in a hurry. They underestimated the speed and influence of "Not Alike", which became popular in the music scene in just half a day. Anyone who knows the ins and outs of things knows who this song is for.

"Now people all over the United States are looking at me and laughing. Dennis walked around the room with a constipated face, restless. He stared at the agent with an unkind face, "I questioned that Liu Pian's tweet was sent by you, and you have to solve this matter." ”

The agent nodded bitterly.

Dennis turned around and said, "I apologize, it's better to take all the blame for it, and not affect my reputation." ”

The agent's face became even more bitter.

"If you don't do well, you can pack up your things and leave. ”

"I see. The agent bowed his head gloomily.

Ya, why is the Canadian electric eel really on the list, but this Liu Pian is not?

"Canadian electric eels are not produced in China, yes, and Liu Pian is Chinese. The agent thought to himself, "The really powerful Chinese people can't be messed with." ”