"Hello, I'm here to vaporize you. ”

However, as soon as the words fell, Deadpool and Wang Zhiran said in unison:

"How are you!"

You must know that since the farewell of Raquel City in the United States, Wang Zhiran thought that it would be impossible to meet Deadpool, a mouth cannon mercenary, but he didn't expect to meet this product again at the door of his house.

And Deadpool was also surprised, because he also didn't expect that the object of the evaporation mission subcontracted from the Grim Reaper this time turned out to be a guy he knew.

"What's wrong, Shiran?"

Katsura, who heard the movement at the door, also walked over, and then ......

"Hi Katsura, miss me?"

As he spoke, Deadpool's red mask winked at Gui in a very humane manner. This move directly made Xiao Wang stop in front of Gui and shouted at Deadpool:

"Deadpool, listen up, Katsura is my fiancée!"

Obviously, Xiao Wang is still haunted by what Deadpool said before.

"Oh, you're engaged! Congratulations, when I first saw you, I thought you were a match made in heaven, so can I come to your house for dinner?

Deadpool is worthy of being Deadpool, his skin is as thick as a city wall, and he opened his mouth to eat.

Of course, Xiao Wang disagreed, and directly refused: "I'm sorry, you can starve to death, die outside, jump from the side, and I won't let you eat a bite!"

Moments later......

"It smells so good!"

Deadpool, who had taken off his mask, gulped down the food on the table and said to the others, "Why don't you eat?"

Dine?

Look at your avocado face that looks like you've been smashed with a hammer, we can eat it!

Xiao Wang resisted the urge to vomit, regretting that he was one step slower when he closed the door just now, but he was rushed directly into the hall by this goods, grabbed the dishes and chopsticks and ate them, and took off his mask so that he couldn't die, revealing that disfigured face!

Fino and Mary, who were on the side, obviously couldn't eat anymore, so they left the dining table and rushed into the bedroom.

It's okay for Gui, after all, it's not the first time she's seen Deadpool's real face, and she's used to it a bit, and Gui also noticed Xiao Wang's disgusted expression, so she planned to go up and ask herself.

However, Xiao Wang is the head of the family here after all, no matter how disgusting it is, he must step forward in person!

"Deadpool, don't just eat, what did you say you were here for?"

Listening to Wang Zhiran's question, Deadpool finally put down the dishes and chopsticks, took a few tissues prepared by Xiao Wang on the dinner table, wiped his mouth and hands, and then put on a mask, and then said:

"Thank you for your hospitality, Xiao Wang, I owe you a favor, and I will definitely thank you in the future. ”

Xiao Wang immediately urged: "Who wants you to thank you, get down to business!"

After all, Deadpool is a mercenary, and he won't come over without incident.

"OK, I said, I said. ”

I saw Deadpool pull out a big poster from his crotch as if by magic, and said, "I'm here to do this!"

"This poster is ......"

Wang Zhiran looked at Deadpool's hand with a majestic brother in his hand, holding two large firearms, thought for a while, and said, "Isn't this Governor Arnold's classic movie "Evaporation Secret"!"

"That's right," Deadpool said, tossing the poster aside, "I'm here to vaporize you." ”

Evaporation here does not refer to the evaporation of water, of course, but to the witness protection agreement in the film.

That is, the witnesses are protected by the method of fake death, so that they can live a peaceful and stable life with another identity, without worrying about the defendant's retaliation afterwards.

But what does this have to do with yourself?

Wang Zhiran recalled with a blank face that after he came to this era, the first thing he dealt with was the Holy Grail War in Dongmu City, and then he went to the Milak World to bring back the two little Nizi, and then went to the Warhammer 40K Universe, the Guangwu Continent, the Ionia World, and the Earth Two that he had just been to not long ago.

In order not to affect the past history, Xiao Wang has not done much on the earth, such as buying lottery tickets and other things, and he will never participate in various major events, such as the previous financial turmoil.

This also means that Wang Zhiran did not form a bond with anyone in this era, so Xiao Wang wondered very much, what does this witness protection agreement have to do with him? Why did Deadpool travel thousands of miles from the United States to Huaxia to evaporate himself?

Looking at Xiao Wang's bewildered look, Deadpool may have looked at the face he provided for a meal, and patiently explained to him:

"Xiao Wang, that's the case, a friend of mine on the road transferred a business he didn't want to do to me, and this business is to evaporate you, if you don't understand, it is to create a fake death case, so that the world thinks you are dead, but you just have a new identity, you can continue to be happy......"

"I know what evaporation means. ”

Wang Zhiran interrupted Deadpool's gushing mouth cannon and said, "But can you tell me who is the person who transferred you this inexplicable business?"

Deadpool said righteously: "I'm sorry, my Deadpool is starving to death today, dying outside, jumping from the building, I can't betray my friends on the road!"

Hearing this, Wang Zhiran pointed to the rice bowls and plates on the table that had already been eaten and wiped clean with his chin, and Deadpool immediately smiled:

"It smells so good, eh!"

"Well, I say, that man is the Grim Reaper. ”

Reflecting on the dinner he had before, Deadpool still made the difficult decision to betray the Grim Reaper.

"Death?" Hearing this name, Wang Zhiran seemed to remember something, and asked, "Is it the character who always wears a black robe and a skull mask, and looks like a thief, but is actually a comedian?"

Deadpool frowned and asked with a little surprise, "You know him too?"

Nonsense, the Grim Reaper is one of my teacher's many friends in the sand, although I never believed his words, but I didn't expect it to be true!

Slowly, whether it is now or in the future, I have only heard of Death from the teacher, but I have never had any dealings with him, could it be that the teacher of this era pulled Deadpool through the Grim Reaper and threw his pot at me?

Wang Zhiran immediately recalled all kinds of things that cheating each other between him and his teacher in the future, and immediately nodded affirmatively, and said in his heart: According to the teacher's personality that specializes in cheating people, he must have been targeted by those Western consortia after he took action to solve the financial turmoil, so he relied on the help of his friend Death on the road, and became what he is now.

Yes, it must be!

I have to say that Wang Zhiran really knows his teacher Quan Shabi very well, and this blind guess has already reasoned the truth to the point of inseparable.

Deadpool noticed that Wang Zhiran's expression began to twitch, so he asked, "Hey, Xiao Wang, what's wrong with you?"

"No, nothing!"

Wang Zhiran said a few perfunctory words and said, "Deadpool, since you are here to vaporize me, what are you going to do?"

"It's easy!"

Deadpool sat on a chair and said, "You just need to cooperate with me to go to the southern suburbs of Huahai City, after all, there are too many surveillance cameras in the city, and it is inconvenient to do it." I've prepared a few corpses there, and then I'll draw you a dead man's makeup and take a few pictures as evidence, and I'm burning those corpses, and then I'll make a news. ”

Wang Zhiran frowned and asked, "Is there such a casual thing?"

Deadpool nodded and said, "yes, this kind of thing is fooling." ”

Wang Zhiran squinted at Deadpool and asked, "This year, counterfeiting has become popular in your killer world?"

"Nonsense," Deadpool said as a matter of course, "how to make money without faking." ”

"Well, your divine theory convinces me. ”

Wang Zhiran glanced at Deadpool, and said in his heart: Teacher, I didn't expect you to let me take the blame when I went back to the past!

Seeing that Wang Zhiran had agreed, Deadpool was not hypocritical, and said: "Then let's go now, and strive to get it done before ten o'clock, and I can still sleep here." ”

Wang Zhiran shouted dissatisfiedly: "You kid still want to sleep here for one night?"

Deadpool replied innocently, "What's the solution? I booked a return ticket for tomorrow night, and I can only spend the night with you today." ”

Of course, Wang Zhiran would not agree, and immediately shouted: "Deadpool, listen up, I don't know you well, you can't ......"

However, before Wang Zhiran could finish speaking, there was another knock at the door, and this time the knock was very loud, not so much knocking as slamming the door.

"What's going on?"

Mary and Fino were also alarmed, and together they walked out of the bedroom and into the hall to inquire about the situation.

Gui on the side signaled to Wang Zhiran if he wanted to open the door, but Wang Zhiran pointed at himself with his finger and said that he was coming.

At the same time, he also glared at Deadpool and muttered, "What the hell is today, is the house so lively?"

After speaking, Xiao Wang opened the door.

But there was no one at the door!

"What's going on?"

Wang Zhiran, who was a little confused, walked out of Ability Co., Ltd. and looked around on the roof of Huahai Building, wanting to find out who was knocking on the door just now!

However, Wang Zhiran found nothing.

On the rooftop, except for the elevators used to go up and down, the neon lights used for lighting, and the hanging baskets used to wipe the high-rise glass of the Long-closed Wanjin Oil Service Co., Ltd. and Huahai Building opposite, there is only the full moon in the sky, and there is no figure to be found at all.

Looking at the moon in the sky, Wang Zhiran couldn't help but sigh: "Today's moon is really round." Then he turned around and went back to the house.

But at the moment when Wang Zhiran turned around, he was stunned, because Xiao Wang noticed the dent marks on the door panel, which were smashed by someone with his fist.

You know, the door of Ability Co., Ltd. is a sturdy anti-theft iron door, whose fist can smash a dent on it?

Katsura?

What did she do by slamming her door!

Gui in the room also noticed Wang Zhiran's expression, and immediately came to the door, just about to ask something, but the lights around him suddenly began to go out one by one, until there was no longer any lighting on the rooftop.

What's going on?

Gui couldn't help but be stunned.

At the same time, Wang Zhiran also felt that there was a tall figure behind him silently.

"You're the one who lives in it?"

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