Chapter 86 Funeral Company
"When did the system fool you? Listen to me, this will be a turning point in your fate!"
Fuck you, the funeral company will be a turning point in my fate, how weird Zhang Yang thinks.
But since it is a job hand-picked by the system, Zhang Yang has to bite the bullet.
"Hello, are you still recruiting people here?" Zhang Yang asked with an awkward smile.
"Hah...... Delicious...... One more ......" The fat man still slept soundly, his saliva soaked the whole table, and he didn't hear Zhang Yang's voice at all.
Zhang Yang's face sank, he took a deep breath, and shouted, "Brother!"
The fat man suddenly woke up from his sleep: "What's wrong! What's wrong?"
Damn, the person who came to recruit was like this, and it was hard to imagine what his funeral company was like.
"Ahem, do you still recruit people here, if you don't recruit, then I'll leave!"
"Recruit people, of course recruit people!" Zhang Yang just wanted to escape, but when he heard the fat man's words, he reluctantly turned back.
Holy, there's a stupid fork to apply for this job!
The fat man was also taken aback, but he still wiped the table clean, smiled, and said, "I'm sorry, please fill in your resume first." ”
Zhang Yang nodded, took the resume from the fat man's hand, and handed it to him after writing it.
Yang Fatzi nodded: "It turned out to be Mr. Zhang, well, why did you want to choose this job?"
"For the ideal. ”
Zhang Yang didn't lie, his goal is to become a real broom star, and the system also said that this place will be a turning point in his fate, so Zhang Yang chose this place not for his ideals What else can he do for it, is it because of his hobby?
The fat man is embarrassed, and the people who will come here to apply for jobs are extraordinary.
"Well, okay, our basic salary here is 2,000 yuan plus commission, and we have a single day off on weekends......"
Without waiting for the fat man to finish speaking, Zhang Yang waved his hand and said helplessly: "Needless to say, I'll do it." ”
It was the first time for the fat man to see such a neat person, and he was overjoyed.
"Well, you're qualified, and if you want, you can start now. The fat man didn't ask any more, there were a few normal people who were willing to come to work in the funeral company, and the question he just asked was just a matter of following the rules.
"Okay, then where is our company?" Zhang Yang didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, since the system clearly asked him to do it, even if he was asked to eat, he had to eat it hard.
"Wait a minute. ”
The fat man took out his phone, pressed a few numbers, and after a few moments, the call was connected.
"Zhuzi, I have a new person here to join, you Malier come over and bring someone over, okay, hurry up!"
Hanging up the phone, the fat man smiled and said, "Our company is not far from here, you wait for five minutes, and our driver will arrive immediately." ”
Zhang Yang nodded helplessly, there was no good way but to wait.
Fifteen minutes passed, and the driver still hadn't arrived.
The fat man sat under the shed and fanned his fan, so uncomfortable, but Zhang Yang was hot under the sun.
"Damn, didn't you say it's only five minutes, how long has it been?"
"Wait a minute, I'll help you ask ......"
The new employee who finally got his hands on him couldn't let him just run away. The fat man hurriedly took out his mobile phone and dialed the driver again.
"Zhuzi, are you fucking coming to your aunt, why can't you come yet?"
"Holy, who the let you drive...... Hurry up and get out of here!"
The fat man hung up the phone angrily, and then said apologetically to Zhang Yang: "Mr. Zhang, wait a minute, the driver is stuck in traffic on the road, and he will be there soon!"
Zhang Yang had nothing to say, wiped his sweat, and waited angrily.
"Young people, you have to endure hardships to be a master!" said the system in a friendly manner.
"Eat your grandma's legs!"
The patience of the flamboyant is being melted little by little by the scorching sun.
Finally, five minutes later, a strange car horn sounded not far away.
"Oh, he's coming. The fat man said with a wry smile.
Zhang Yang raised his head weakly, his eyes opened instantly, the tiredness was swept away, and the chrysanthemum instantly tightened.
Damn, isn't this Nima a hearse!
A hearse passed through the crowd and slowly drove in the direction of Lin Xiaotian.
The hearse was pitch black, with a lot of scratches on the body, and the smoke billowing from the exhaust holes added to its dilapidated feeling. It would be more appropriate to say that it is not so much a hearse as a corpse car.
A hearse appeared in the middle of the city, which really attracted the attention of many people.
"I'm sorry, fat brother, there is a traffic jam on the road, and I delayed a little effort!"
The driver hurriedly parked the car next to the recruitment position, quickly got out of the car and walked to the fat man, and laughed.
Yao Fatzi glanced at him, then turned his head to Lin Xiaotian and smiled: "Let me introduce you, this is our company's driver, Zhao Tiezhu." ”
Lin Xiaotian glanced at Zhao Tiezhu, medium stature, simple clothes, capable flat head, his whole face narrowed into a line when he smiled, an ordinary person who could no longer be ordinary.
"Hello, hello, what is this gentleman called?" Zhao Tiezhu said with a smile.
"Publicity. ”
"Mr. Zhang, I'm glad you can join us all the way to the funeral company!"
However, Zhang Yang was not happy at all, and he even wondered if the system had let him come to this ghost place as a punishment for previous things.
"Hey, drive a hearse around in broad daylight, are you sad?
"That's it, the road is blocked for you, get out of here!
The hearse stopped in the middle of the road, causing displeasure among the others.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, let's go!" Zhao Tiezhu smiled, opened the car door, and said, "I don't have time to say more, get in the car quickly, and I will slowly introduce our company to you on the way." ”
Zhang Yang nodded, walked quickly into the hearse, and then the hearse slowly drove away amid the curses of everyone.
"Mr. Zhang, you really have the vision, you can find us in the vast sea of people, and go all the way to the funeral company!" Zhao Tiezhu said with a smile as he drove.
Heh, if the system hadn't forced him to come here, Zhang Yang wouldn't have come to this kind of place if he was killed.
"Are you the company's driver?" Zhang Yang asked casually.
"Well, yes, my name is Zhao Tiezhu, twenty-four this year, you can call me Zhu in the future. Zhao Tiezhu nodded: "The person in the recruitment office is called Yao Dou, our deputy general manager, and we all call him Fat Brother." ”
"How many people are there in our company now?"
"There weren't many people. Wang Tiezhu smiled and said: "Our line is different from other industries, there are not so many customers, let alone repeat customers, so the salesman doesn't need too much." ”
Zhang Yang roughly understood the company's overview, so he didn't ask more, there was no point, since it was the work designated by the system, you also had to do it to shovel dung.
Seeing that Zhang Yang looked indifferent and didn't speak, Wang Tiezhu smiled and concentrated on driving.
Staring at the hot sun, passing through the streets with heavy traffic, twenty minutes later, the two finally arrived at the funeral company that went all the way.
"Here, this is it!" Wang Tiezhu said, pointing to a low building in front of him.
Opening the car door, Zhang Yang slowly got out of the car, looked up and saw the company's appearance, and was so shocked that his jaw almost didn't fall.