In fact, some things are self-defeating, if You Hai had made this matter clear to Jin Yu casually at the beginning, Jin Yu might not have opened such a big brain.

But at the very beginning, You Hai wanted to vomit and vomit, and he got the end, and Jin Yu's brain couldn't stop the car as soon as he drove it.

So much so that in the end, even if You Hai made this matter clear, Jin Yu still couldn't help but put the matter on his previous brain.

The little assistant took the rented dress and went upstairs, but when he was about to enter the house, he saw Jin Yu walking out the door.

"Brother Yu!"

The assistant greeted happily: "What are you going to do when you go out now? Do you need me to help?"

Jin Yu was indifferent: "No need to help, I just went out to buy something." ”

The little assistant was enthusiastic: "Buy something, I'll go out later, I'll help you bring it back." If you don't tell me what it is, maybe you have it at home, so you don't have to buy a duplicate. ”

Jin Yu didn't dwell on it: "I'll buy a Chinese dictionary." ”

The little assistant is full of question marks, why do you want to buy a Chinese dictionary these days?

If you want to look up any rare words, just search for them on the Internet.

The little assistant began to wonder if Jin Yu was an old antique, and he didn't know what young people were looking up at this time, so they all looked up directly on the Internet.

I thought that in these years, everyone is still like they used to, and they have to go to the dictionary to look up Chinese characters.

Assistant: "That...... Brother Yu, you don't know any word, I'll check it for you, don't run this trip. ”

Jin Yu didn't know that he was shrewd and capable, and he had silently added an antique label in the eyes of the little assistant.

Jin Yu: "It's not that I don't know any words, I just want to buy a dictionary and come back and flip through the words." ”

The little assistant's kindness was not used in the right way, but fortunately, Jin Yu did not know what he really thought, so he escaped.

But he didn't know that he was making a fool of himself, so he didn't have a sense of crisis at all.

However, he also knew that if he continued to ask at this time, it would be a bit too much, but he would not solve this doubt in his heart, and he would scratch his ears and cheeks like a monkey, and he would not be able to live in the room.

The little assistant hesitated for only a second between scratching his ears and cheeks and asking questions with a shy face.

He turned his head again, and followed Jin Yu who was walking out the door.

"Brother Yu, why do you want to buy a dictionary?

There must be a demon when things go wrong, and Jin Yu must have his reason for doing something.

It's impossible for Jin Yu to just take a nap, and when he wakes up in the middle of his sleep, he suddenly blinks, and he thinks about buying a dictionary and coming back to review his previous homework, right?

Jin Yu is not a person who cares about small things, someone close to him asked, and he said directly: "I'll buy a dictionary and come back to see which word has a better meaning, so that when the time comes to choose a name, the knowledge base will be richer." After all, some words are more suitable for boys, and some words are more suitable for girls, and you have to look up the dictionary to understand them. ”

The little assistant paused, and the expression on his face was completely incredible: "Take a name, Brother Jin Yu, didn't you still have a bachelor meal with us some time ago?

Jin Yu still walked forward calmly: "It's your brother Hai's." ”

The little assistant was almost frightened at this moment: "You and Brother Hai?!"

Gold Reputation: ......

Jin Yu couldn't be as calm as before, originally this little assistant had a babbling personality in front of these people close to him at home, and he had already had a point in his heart, but he didn't expect this guy to be so unturnable sometimes.

Jin Yu stretched out his hand and grabbed the dog's head: "How did your biology teacher teach you when you were in junior high school? Have you taken a good physiology and hygiene class? Can two men have children!"

The little assistant was very aggrieved: "Didn't you just say that you hugged the baby, and you said that it was Brother Hai's, didn't I think it was the baby that the two of you share?"

"It's still my fault, right? When did I say I had a baby?"

"No, no, no, my fault, did I hear it wrong......? Didn't Brother Hai break up with his ex-girlfriend? Why did a baby run out of him at this time, and his ex-girlfriend ran away with the ball? Are you sure it's Brother Hai's......?"

Jin Yu led the little assistant, who was already confused and delirious at this moment, and continued to walk in the store: "I just said that I bought a dictionary and went back, and I wanted to name your brother Hai's baby, but I didn't say that your brother Hai has a baby now." ”

Assistant: ......

Little assistant: "I haven't done anything yet, why do I want to be in a hurry now, my father is not in a hurry." ”

Jin Yu: "It's called planning for a rainy day. ”

Little assistant: "I'm afraid it's not unfounded." ”

Jin Yu: "This is called taking precautions before they happen, not fighting unprepared battles." ”

Little assistant: "I'm afraid it's not that the dog is worried about the mouse, and the emperor is not in a hurry, and the eunuch is in a hurry." ”

Jin Yu smiled: "Are you begging for a beating?"

The little assistant seconded: "I was wrong." ”

Jin Yu smiled and pinched the flesh on the back of the dog's neck: "Who is in a hurry?"

Little assistant: "I'm anxious, I'm anxious, I'm anxious!"

It's so fast.

The desire to survive is too strong to be able to.

After arriving at the store, the two found that there were many people in the store, especially children, and the whole store was filled with a strong childlike fun.

The assistant tried to change the topic: "Why is the store dressed up like this today, and it's not Children's Day." ”

Jin Yu let go of the back of the little assistant's neck, went straight into the stationery section at the back of the store, took a dictionary, and took a few lollipops on the shelf.

"Today is the New Year. ”

After Jin Yu paid the bill, he came out of the store with the little assistant, and stuffed a few pieces of candy into the little assistant's pocket.

"Children should eat more sugar to replenish their brains. ”

The assistant didn't know for a moment whether this was giving him candy or being sarcastic.

A thank you was held in my mouth, and I couldn't say it for a long time.

Anyway, he's already so old, what kind of young year is he living, so this must be ironic, right?

After he was done, he followed behind, and remembered that Jin Yu did not give him all the candy he bought, but carried a few more in his own pocket.

The little assistant didn't think that Jin Yu was going to keep these candies for himself, but wanted to bring them to another "little friend" at home, so that he could also replenish his brain.

The little assistant took apart the lollipop and stuffed it in his mouth and understood what it meant to be in trouble.