Chapter 13 Don't Drill a Hole When You See It
Avril followed the reputation, only to find that the two "dirty boulders" were actually two huge bears, and the bears in autumn were full of fat under their fur, and these two big guys were close to two meters high even if they sat in the cave, blocking the entrance of the cave tightly.
A bearded head squeezed between the butts of the two bears, and Avril roared in surprise when she saw her stand up.
"Cousin, you're right, you said that you only hit the coma...... I slept for a day, and sure enough, I woke up after only one day. ”
The slightly larger bear on the right snorted, stretched out a bear paw bigger than a basketball, pressed his head back, and clamped the two bears' huge butts, blocking the "hole" again.
Avril turned her head to look at William with a complicated expression, and William's expression was as calm as ever.
"Her Majesty had a high fever before, and her physical condition was not very good, and there was an accident here. ”
"What was the accident? Did you hit me on your horse? I vaguely remember that I was knocked away for a long time......
"It was a rather difficult accident to explain. ”
“......”
“......”
Avril looked at William with a calm face angrily and funny, knowing in her heart that he must have made himself unconscious, and the reason should be stupid, otherwise this guy wouldn't be like this.
He was like that when he transferred William to the Guard. If you do something wrong and make a mistake, you must admit punishment and never do it again, but if the cause of the problem is more embarrassing, although this little guy will not deny it, but he will definitely be killed and will not say why, in short, he will die to save face.
Thinking back on the time they spent together, Avril's gaze softened, the fierce bear child at the beginning was now the only person still by his side, and he had grown so big.
The light in the cave suddenly dimmed a lot, and William tilted his head and frowned at the lantern in the corner.
The two thick eyebrows wrinkled slightly, the starry black eyes under the black eyelashes were sharp and deep, obviously the face still had a trace of childishness, but it was always preoccupied, a pair of thin lips were always tightly pursed, and the corners of the mouth were as strong as iron, and they refused to raise the slightest bit no matter what.
Her Majesty the Queen took a deep breath and suddenly understood why those noble ladies were so fascinated by William.
is obviously a teenage baby, but he always has a cold face, which really makes people want to pull his face and make him grin helplessly. And there is also a pair of eyebrows that fly diagonally into the sideburns, what a beautiful pair of eyebrows, it's a pity to keep wrinkling.
Just when she was about to reach out to stroke her eyebrows, the light of the cave ** suddenly scattered.
Avril looked at it in surprise, and found that it was the bear who was playing tricks, and that it was being driven into a corner and was curiously fiddling with the lantern, first tentatively arching the glass stone lampshade with its nose, and then retracting its nose with a scream, presumably burned.
After covering his nose twice in place, the bear stretched out his tender bear paws, slapped the lantern to the ground, and then ran all the way to the two "big rocks", shaking his head and squeezing out between his parents' big butts.
The lantern grunted on the ground a few times, and the fire in the lampshade flickered twice and was extinguished, except for a little light between the two bears' butts, and the whole hole was completely dark.
"Forget it, forget it, since you don't want to say it, then I won't ask. Avril smiled helplessly, glancing at the light of the fire between the bear's buttocks, leaning down to follow the example of the cub, burying her head between the two bears' butts and burrowing outward.
However, an embarrassing thing happened, she overestimated her physical strength, and also underestimated the fullness of the two bear gluteus maximus, and drilled hard twice, but she couldn't squeeze out of the middle of the bear's buttocks, but pouted her ass and was firmly stuck in the middle.
"Wei ...... William. ”
"Huh?"
"I seem to ...... It seems to be stuck...... You...... You're going to push me!"
William looked at Her Majesty the Queen who was pouting speechlessly, and began to seriously consider whether his decision was hasty.
His original plan was to get a piece of territory in the name of the royal family first, and then recruit troops while upgrading, and strive to pull up a legion as soon as possible. After all, the world is about to be chaotic, and the territory and the legion must not be missing, as for what kind of single army and one person will destroy the country, William has never thought about it.
Although this is a world with transcendent beings, reaching the fourth order or above has the ability to change the outcome of a war, and the seventh order and above can be called a mobile natural disaster. But before LV40, that is, the fourth-order professional, the crowd tactic still poses a great threat to a single person, and a large number of low-level legions besiege and kill high-level professionals, this kind of thing William has not done less in his previous life.
Even if he breaks through LV70 and becomes a seventh-order professional like a kernel egg, if he is targeted by a large number of middle and low-level professionals, he still has to be planted. After all, this is a real-time strategy game, and if you want to open Musou in it?
Now it seems that his plan to blackmail the queen to fool the nobles does not seem to be very stable, Her Majesty the queen is a good hand at handling government affairs, but it seems that the brain is occasionally not very bright...... If the titular "monarch" has an intermittent drop in IQ, it feels like it's easy to overturn!
While contemplating the possibility of usurping the throne, William walked behind Avril and stared at Her Majesty's Houqiu in trouble.
Push it with your hands, it seems a little bit bad, and kick it, I guess it's going to be cold.
William thought about it, and finally lifted the big sword leaning against the corner, stuffed it into the gap between the two bear buttocks, and pried it hard in the dissatisfied low roar of the two bears, so that Her Majesty the Queen could be regarded as saving Her Majesty from the plump bear buttocks.
Avril gasped and sat on the floor and slapped the bear on the ass in hatred.
"William, what happened after I was knocked unconscious by you, why are there two bears blocking here!"
William withdrew his broadsword without changing his face, as if he hadn't noticed anything wrong with Her Majesty's words. replied lightly:
"After you passed out with a fever, we tried to find a place to take shelter from the rain, and at last we found their house, and after Cousin Hans 'talked' with them, the two kind bears happily gave us the cave. ”
"Then why are they stuck here?"
"I asked for it. ”
"Then why are you blocking them here?"
"Take out your wet clothes for you. ”
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Avril was taken aback and quickly reached out and touched it. The light in the cave was too dim, and when I touched it, I realized that I was indeed not the same clothes as before, but a uniform of the Royal Capital Knights.
She opened her neckline and took a look, and found that it was still the original set, and she couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and her eyes were a little scattered:
"Then ...... There's no way, now that I'm awake, let's set off now and continue south!"
William shook his head, keeping a calm expression. "We can't go for a while. ”
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