Chapter 547: Be Elegant
Since Sun Yat-sen became the provisional president and declared January 1, 1912 in the Western calendar as the New Year's Day of the first year of the Republic of China, it has been more than 100 years. However, the status of the beginning of the Lunar New Year is still tenaciously preserved, and many people are still accustomed to thinking of January and February as the previous year, and often do not exclaim until the beginning of spring in March, "Ah, it's another year!"
It's just that although the "year" is still there, everyone still feels that the taste of the year is getting weaker and weaker, and they are nostalgic for the New Year when they were children, which is actually a cultural conflict between a slow-paced agricultural society and a fast-paced industrial society.
At a time when traditional New Year's customs are gradually losing momentum, shaking their mobile phones and liking New Year's greetings have not yet changed from popular to New Year's customs, everyone will of course feel that this New Year is tasteless, and they are also reluctant to go home for the New Year. If you don't take your boyfriend and girlfriend home, you will be interrogated by seven aunts and eight aunts, and you may be thrown into a blind date array, so you can simply rent a boyfriend and girlfriend online to go home, and you have to be careful of being blacked and red envelopes, and you must be careful of the curse of "going home to become a local girl" and "getting fat three times every festival", which is also a variety of heart jams.
If there is anyone who still has the greatest good impression of the New Year, it is about the small pot friends from all over the country. The long winter vacation, the pocket money in the pocket, and the various small toys in the stalls and shops can always bring them simple happiness.
"Smack! swish!
As the New Year approached, these three sounds began to appear more and more in people's ears, accompanied by nitrogen oxides and sulfur oxides that slowly drifted into the nose.
These are naturally the sound, light and fog effects brought by various toy fireworks in the hands of the bear children......
As long as you don't get the bear child to throw the cannon under your feet, or get the monkey flying into your window, everyone still has a high tolerance for these sudden and frequent crackling sounds. After all, "the sound of firecrackers to say goodbye to the old year" is a tradition of thousands of years, if there is no sound and smell, this has become very dull and boring Lunar New Year, how can it be celebrated?
It is also for this reason that although fireworks and firecrackers have been charged with the crime of polluting the air and causing smog in addition to the original sin of noise pollution, fire hazards, creating garbage, and blowing up bridges, most cities can still only introduce restrictions instead of banning them completely.
In fact, most people still subconsciously make empirical mistakes on the issue of smog, pollution does not occur in a day or two, car exhaust, factory chimneys, straw burning, barbecue and stir-frying, and even sand and waves, these are indeed contributors to atmospheric dust, but they have been ignored by everyone intentionally or unintentionally before.
For example, air pollution leads to an increase in the incidence of respiratory diseases, which is a probability problem for the population as a whole, but for individual people, it is a question of 1 or 0, before they or the people around them do not have the disease, of course, everyone's feelings will not be very strong, and even the more unpleasant and offensive second-hand smoke problem can be tolerated, and the pollutants in the air can only be resigned.
It wasn't until the pollutant concentration went up another step and the visibility dropped sharply that it was almost impossible to see the building number of the opposite building, and everyone began to get anxious. Before that, with the accumulation of atmospheric dust, visibility had been declining for a long time, but at that time the visibility was still far away, and even if someone noticed that "Mount XX is out of sight", they forgot about it in a blink of an eye.
Yang County, located deep in the mountains, does not have much haze problem, and everyone has significantly fewer scruples about setting off fireworks. Although there is also a limited system here, it is only stipulated that gas stations, stations, schools and other places are prohibited around, and other residential areas are not among the restrictions, so the "New Year's smell" in the air during this time can be said to be sufficient, from time to time you can hear a burst of crackling firecrackers, or the sound of swishing fireworks, either the business is soliciting business or someone has itchy hands and can't help but put a feel in advance.
For the second Spring Festival in this life, the four snacks of the Atletico family did not have any special feelings, they still ate and drank, played and slept and slept, and after eating the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, the little ones began to be sleepy, and the people in the TV set who were flickering and small did not arouse much interest in them, and soon became little pigs who were sleeping and were taken to the children's room by the nanny.
Tang Jiayi also doesn't have much interest in the programs on TV, the actors are all "old faces" who meet every year, the songs are all "old songs" that have been heard, the sketches are also "old stalks" that have been watched, and there are many dances, operas and acrobatics that I haven't seen, but they don't seem to suit her taste, and the attraction is not very great. However, the two old people around him were quite happy, and let out a haha laugh from time to time, so the two of them could only accompany them, but most of the time their eyes were on their respective mobile phones, not to grab the red envelope game, but to deal with various New Year's greeting messages in time.
This includes both SMS messages sent through carriers and messages sent through chat apps. You can ignore the messages sent by other software, for the messages sent by friends and netizens through their own honey chat software, the speed of the two people's reply processing is still very fast, anyway, whether it is the balance of red envelopes or the inventory of emojis, there is no shortage on the mobile phones of two people.
Atletico Madrid holds a search engine in his hand, and all kinds of funny pictures and popular jokes can be known for the first time, although his emojis cannot be said to always lead the trend, but it is no problem to ensure that he is on the front line of the trend, and the corresponding Tang Jiayi's emojis are also constantly changing, envying her little sisters.
However, today, a certain soup that often spreads new emojis in the circle of friends has been sanctioned.
Looking at the animated picture on the mobile phone screen, Tang Jiayi's face was annoyed and funny, if it was taken, it could definitely be made into a series of "crying and laughing" emojis.
Atletico Madrid was busy distributing New Year's candy to their fans for interaction, when he suddenly felt that his arm was smashed, turned his head to look at the perpetrator, and almost asked, "Did you forget to take your medicine today?"
Soon a mobile phone was stuffed into his hand, "It's all a good thing you did!"
Atletico looked at it and couldn't help but let out a sneering laugh.
A video on the interface of the chat software is playing on a loop, a woman is repeatedly doing a backhand back grabbing action, and then two lines of words appear repeatedly alternately: "This fish pond has been contracted by me!
Obviously, this is a very appropriate red envelope emoji during the Chinese New Year. During the New Year, not only the major payment tools and chat software have issued corporate red envelopes, but also the number of times various red envelopes sent by the people has also increased significantly, and the corresponding emojis asking for red envelopes have also increased. Use them to sell cuteness and shake smart, the effect is of course better than directly typing and sending voice requests, and the other party is happy to send a red envelope, and it is not easy to be embarrassed if you don't plan to deliberately ignore it.
During this time, the two of them received not too many emojis that asked for red envelopes and happy candy, but this one is quite special, because the protagonist in the picture is Tang Jiayi next to Atletico Madrid.
In fact, this picture was seen by the two of them before, and it was still a ghost animal video at that time. also blamed Tang Jiayi for her own death, she recently uploaded a slightly ghost animal style "I contracted this fish pond" video, which attracted a lot of tentacle maniacs, re-cut the video, and added some other materials to produce different versions of the "boss lady x fish pond" series of ghost animal videos. The prototype video of this emoji pack,It's one of the more popular among the many videos.,And it's posted on its own 2 stations.,The production tool is, of course, the ghost animal studio software set developed by bees.。
As the world's most prolific software company, Bee Software will certainly not let go of the ghost animal software, which is becoming a hot segment, and is also the first in the industry to launch the ghost animal suite software, to help users get a one-stop video editing, tuning and pitch change, head and clothes, video special effects, subtitle translation, compression and upload, etc., especially for newcomers who have no relevant foundation, it is very friendly, unlike those professional video and audio editing software, just the dense menu, buttons, and timeline on the interface can frighten children.
At the same time, these software uphold the consistent tradition of bees, and the basic functions are free, eliminating the trouble and embarrassment of everyone looking for a cracked version of professional software, and after the expansion of the user base, beesoft has achieved a breakeven by charging service fees for the material resource library, and the future profit can be expected.
But just as weapons exported or aided by major arms powers are often used against themselves, this set of tools is also used to "tune" Atletico. Who let someone shamelessly sell his voice and emoji material pack in the material library, if you don't ghost a beast, I'm sorry for Mr. Ma who came out to sell it.
When I saw Atletico Madrid being "adjusted" in the video - the teacher played all kinds of shameful plays, Tang Jiayi, as a spectator, of course, could mock someone who saw the money on the side, and also used various likes and honey from her account to send comments and praise. But when the protagonist became herself, Tang Jiayi couldn't stand it anymore, so she almost put a knife on Atletico Madrid's neck and forced him to delete all these videos.
Of course, Atletico Madrid didn't agree, not to retaliate against his wife's previous praise of his behavior, but because the video website with a ghost animal channel is not a 2tc family, even if they delete the video here, the UP owner turns around and runs to AB two stations or other websites to publish it, they still can't stop it.
Even if he can sue the other party to take the initiative to delete and apologize on the grounds of infringing on portrait rights and insulting personality through legal channels, this will definitely cause disgust among netizens, and he doesn't want to be sprayed and can't afford to play. And before, because of the channel slogan of "ghost animals should also be elegant, I will code if they are indecent", 2 stations have already offended a large number of ghost animal video lovers, if there is another farce that only official ghost animals are not allowed to be edited by the people, there will definitely be a large number of up owners and viewers who choose to run away, so it will really lose the lady and break the soldiers!
What kind of money can you make by relying on free tool software? The real value is actually the super popularity of the 2 stations, as well as the IP derivative development of star works, they naturally can't do things that destroy their foundations.
In the end, just as usual, in accordance with the principle of "ghost animals should also be elegant", these videos were reprocessed, and mosaics and beep sound effects were added to some too vulgar and disgusting content, anyway, all video submissions were uploaded on the server of the 2nd station, and the official wanted to change it.
It's just obvious that Ms. Tang's strength is far from as big as she imagined, and after seeing this picture again, new and old hatreds suddenly welled up in her heart, and she launched a ruthless revenge on Atletico next to her without much thought. However, when her fingers were about to pinch Atletico Madrid, and she was already worthy of touching Atletico Madrid's clothes, there was a sudden reflexive feeling of soreness under the nails, Tang Jiayi then remembered the fact that someone with rough skin and thick flesh was not afraid of scratching, in order to protect her battered nails, she could only quickly change the scratch to hammer and finally smashed someone's arm, and the power was naturally not much, and it did not even attract the attention of the two old comrades on the other side.
Raised his eyes and looked at the TV screen, the show was still not interesting, said good night to his father-in-law and mother-in-law, and Atletico took his wife back to his room, on such a night, in addition to creating humans, what else could they do?
It's just that although someone didn't load the three major natural enemies of human beings, Du xx, Jie xx and Gang X, he said that his oligospermia was more serious, and he was destined to have only war and no results tonight, only sowing and no harvest.
However, the two only guessed the beginning, but not the end, and the long-lasting battle finally came to an abrupt end at midnight. Because the crackling New Year's Eve firecrackers suddenly sounded, it was not that the rumbling of the whole city startled the cannon in the room, but that the four little ones were awakened.
Originally, according to the traditional customs of Guanzhong, if you don't come to the door on the first day of junior high school, you can only go to the relatives who are still in the three-year filial piety period to offer incense, and the second day of junior high school is the day when your daughter and son-in-law return to the door, but in the past two days, the threshold of the courtyard of Deputy Tang Bureau's house has to be broken.
There is a saying that "no one asks about the poor in the downtown area, and the rich have distant relatives in the mountains", whether this sentence reflects the coldness of people's hearts or the helplessness of reality, at least the second half of the sentence is now very suitable to describe the prosperity of their family in the past few days. Local leaders, partners, classmates and friends, all kinds of people have come here to pay New Year's greetings in the past two days. Probably everyone thinks that the whereabouts of these two people are relatively fixed in the past few days, and it is easy to catch people.
This is a tired four little ones, although not every guest must see, but just being carried out to deal with those guests who can't be avoided, and then sweetly calling "uncle, aunt, uncle, aunt" or something, takes up a lot of their energy. So much so that when the firecrackers rang out again, they were never woken up, which also made Tang Jiayi not know whether to feel distressed or relieved. For mobile phone users, please visit http://m.piaotian.net