296:Scumbag (4)
When Jiang Hua's consciousness returned to reality, it was already three hours later!
Jiang Hua was lying on the bed panting heavily, the shy little dragon girl in his mind for a while, and the sexy Jiang Xue for a while, suddenly had mixed feelings, suddenly sat up from the bed and slapped himself fiercely: "You fuck, how can you think of your sister?"
He stared at his crotch and scolded: "! You retract Lao Tzu, or Lao Tzu will douse you with boiling water!"
Su Ziyao's voice suddenly sounded: "I can help you!
"No, no, no!" As soon as Jiang Hua heard Su Ziyao's voice, this little Jiang Hua immediately shrank back and said with a smile: "Look! Isn't this retracted? Hehe, you rest, rest!"
Saying that, Jiang Hua sighed again, thought of Jiang Xue again, and wondered in his heart: I don't know if Xiaoxue will ask for money to spend after Benjamin blocks Xiaoxue's account?
Thinking of this, Jiang Hua immediately opened the "Tianyantong" and found Jiang Xue, and found that Jiang Xue was reading in the library at this time, and the clothes she was wearing were still sexy and sultry, it was already so cold this day, and she was still wearing a skirt that exposed most of her calves, and many boys were secretly looking at Jiang Xue and whispering.
Although Jiang Hua didn't go to college, as a man, he could guess what those boys were discussing at once, which was nothing more than insults such as Jiang Xuesao and seducing men. So Jiang Hua immediately took out his mobile phone and called Ah Hu: "Ah Hu, do you know what my sister looks like?"
Ah Hu recalled for a moment and said on the other end of the phone: "There is an impression! Boss, what's wrong?"
"Take your brother to the library of Gucheng University to find my sister, and then you show me, which man dares to look at her, and drag me to the toilet and beat me!
After hanging up the phone, Jiang Hua picked up a cigarette angrily: "You're so bold! Dare to look at Jiang Xue like this?"
At this time, Jiang Hua suddenly heard Han Yiliu's business in the living room of the villa angrily scolding: "Oh, this little dragon girl! Why is it so bad! It's really angry to watch it once, and I want to smash the TV in anger!"
Immediately afterwards, Jiang Hua heard Lu Qingyi persuading Han Yiliu: "What's angry? It's all TV series, it's all fake! Isn't Yang Guo quite infatuated?"
"Phew! Xiaolongnu is really a scumbag! Yang Guo is so good to her, she still thinks about others!
Hearing this, Jiang Huahu scratched his head suspiciously, immediately rushed into the living room, and asked, "Are you back?"
Han Yiliu looked at Jiang Hua affectionately, pursed his lips and said: "Brother Hua~ I will definitely treat you well, I will never cuckold you, and there will never be a second man in my heart!
"Ah?!" Jiang Hua scratched his head for some reason, and glanced at Lu Qingyi again, as if seeking an answer.
Lu Qingyi pursed her lips and smiled: "Yiliu is scolding the little dragon girl! She thinks the little dragon girl is too bad! You say the same, Master Jin doesn't know what to think, how did he make the little dragon girl fall in love with a strong criminal who doesn't know where he came from?"
"Strong criminal?" Jiang Huahu was suspicious for a while, "Isn't it the dragon knight Yin Zhiping?"
"What Yin Zhiping!" Han Yiliu glanced at Jiang Hua, "Such a big person, haven't you seen ""? Yin Zhiping was beaten half to death by a man in black, where is there anything about Yin Zhiping?"
Hearing this, Jiang Hua's heart jumped: Yin Zhiping was beaten half to death? Wasn't he beaten half to death by me? Could it be that he has changed something?
Thinking of this, Jiang Hua immediately picked up the remote control and reversed the clip of "" that was playing on the TV, and stopped when he put it back on the picture of the little dragon girl lying on the grassy slope, and said while sitting on the sofa: "How can I not have watched "?
However, the picture broadcast on TV slapped Jiang Hua in the face.
The picture is like this: the little dragon girl was lying on the grass slope, Yin Zhiping came over, took a piece of black cloth and blindfolded the little dragon girl, and was about to start when he was beaten half to death by a man in black, and then the man in black and the little dragon girl whispered a few words, and then made peace!
Jiang Hua couldn't help but gasp: "Obedient! Could it be that Lao Tzu has really changed something?"
So Jiang Hua asked tentatively: "Why did I forget this paragraph... And what happened to you?"
"The ending?" Han Yiliu sneered, "The ending is that Xiaolongnu jumped off the cliff for the man in black, this and that, and then Yang Guo practiced kung fu hard, and finally found Xiaolongnu after 16 years of hard searching, and said that he didn't mind that Xiaolongnu had other men in her heart, this and that!
Jiang Hua's brain was about to explode, and he hurriedly asked Su Ziyao in his heart: "Sister Su, is it true or fake?
[You can't change history... But you can change the characters, or you can change the direction and ending of the movie!
Jiang Hua can't change history, because history is fixed, which was arranged by Jiang Hua back then; the reason why it can be changed and movies is because these two are alive, and they were created by Jiang Hua back then, that is, Hongjun Ancestor, for entertainment, and Jiang Hua can change them at will.
Su Ziyao said again: [Who said that Su Daji has not changed? Su Daji was executed by the King of Su for ** crime!]
"Wait a while? Could it be that after that time, Su Daji died? Is it because I and I were found by the King of Xu?"
Do you know how angry Tang Xuanzong was when he found out that the hairpin was gone?
Su Ziyao saw that Jiang Hua didn't answer, thinking that she was frightened, so she smiled and said: "Don't be afraid! It's okay! You won't change the direction of history, don't worry!]
"Who's scared?
【Cool?!】
"Of course! How cool is it to cuckold the emperor?! I actually cuckolded Yang Guo, I don't believe it myself! I think Huang Rong is not bad, Zhao Min, Zhou Zhiruo, my God! I feel like I'm going to die on them! Hahaha!"
[......] Su Ziyao was speechless for a while, and cursed in a low voice: [Perverted, you! Not just a scumbag, but also a pervert!]
At this time, Lu Qingyi suddenly stared at Jiang Hua and looked at it, and said with a smile: "Hey, I remember, I have read the original book of "" before, and I feel that Master Jin's description of the man in black is a bit similar to you!"
"What?" Jiang Hua was pulled back from his thoughts by Lu Qingyi's words, and heard Han Yiliu say again: "Yes, yes, yes! It's not a bit similar, it's just exactly the same!" I remember that the original text was: flat head and short hair, deep eyes, tall and burly, standing tall and standing up to the sky, wearing a gray pullover, no different from a contemporary person, it is really strange!"
Jiang Hua was completely stunned, and immediately searched for this paragraph with his mobile phone, and took a closer look, and sure enough!
smiled in his heart: This is the real 'Dragon Knight'!
Suddenly, I exclaimed in my heart: Hey, then I can change it and let the plot be empty, can I also let some other things be empty? I remember that I put Li Bai's three poems in the air, and some ancient and modern Chinese and foreign songs or literary works or something, can't they also be set up?
So he asked, "Su Ziyao, is my idea right?"
[Wow! Your mind has finally opened up a little! You have finally understood what it means to be a great creditor in the world! You are right, it is like this! At that time, it was not possible for the contemporary! The Chinese could only be at the end of the Qing Dynasty and the beginning of the Republic of China, and the foreign ones were at will! You know!]
Jiang Hua nodded: "Yes, of course I do!"