Chapter 588: Brother Don't Pretend

The two little SBs couldn't do anything when they got together, Zhou Jiu and You Hai scolded each other for a while, and one person and one bird felt bored, so they sat down and shook hands and made peace, and started chatting about other things.

It should be said that it was mainly You Hai who was saying that Zhou Jiu was just wandering around here to see some things that he was more interested in.

When You Hai finally said something almost, Zhou Jiu flapped his wings and said the purpose of his coming here.

"I'm going to go out with me. ”

You Haigang was still chattering about how awesome he was, how many invitations he got at this time, and when the workload was scheduled, but in a blink of an eye, this starling was going to go out with him.

You Hai's first reaction was that his own work was still very attractive, didn't he see his pets rushing to play with him?

You Hai snorted his stomach, and for the sake of his own leisurely life in the future, he swallowed the words he said before into his stomach: "Actually, there's nothing fun over there, after all, it's to work, even if there are so many attractions, you can't go to play, and on the set, it's not interesting to be noisy with a group of people." ”

Zhou Jiu stared at You Hai directly, glaring at You Hai in a heartless state.

"Why don't you see what you want to eat later, I'll buy it for you, okay?"

You Haiming couldn't say it, and at this time he began to take the roundabout route of bribing with food, but it was obvious that the wrong method was used. Zhou Jiu is such a picky eater, he doesn't like to eat much, and now even if You Hai wants to give Zhou Jiu something to eat, Zhou Jiu doesn't have anything special to eat for a while, let alone give up his goal for the sake of the food that doesn't exist at all.

You Hai said the method of food temptation, but Zhou Jiu still stared at him with such a dead face, You Hai blinked, and knew that this method was not working. Then I think of the way this little gadget usually eats, when he picks and chooses, and wants to turn over all the food in the bowl, and then throw it all out, and then he knows that this kind of strategy can probably only work on foodies like the little assistant.

You Hai sighed, and if he couldn't make a plan, he did it again.

If you can't directly bribe with food, You Hai decided to use a beauty trick, maybe a beauty bird trick.

In this big spring, everyone who has a little thought in his heart is about to move, and he doesn't believe that the starling at home doesn't have the slightest intention of breeding.

You Hai quietly approached Zhou Jiu and said in a slightly obscene tone that is unique to big brothers: "Brother die, do you know the flower and bird market over there at RT-Mart?"

Zhou Jiu was in a trance, thinking that the person in front of him was talking about whether he knew the Qinglou Flower Street on RT-Mart's side. After all, this tone is too obscene and too glamorous, and it is really an aspect that is easy to relate.

Zhou Jiu flapped his wings, staring at You Hai for a while without reacting, what did this guy mean. Aren't you talking about going out to work together, why did you turn to the topic of the flower and bird market for a while, and the jump of this topic is too big, right?

Zhou Jiu didn't remember if he had been to the flower and bird market before, and it seemed that he had indeed not been in the market.

He didn't have the leisure to take care of some flowers and plants, he even felt hard to feed himself, and from time to time he raised and raised a headache and brain fever. Even if I occasionally want to raise something, I encounter it on the side of the road, and I want to try it on a whim. I didn't have any special determination to go to a certain place that specializes in selling this kind of thing, so the flower and bird market was a very unfamiliar field for Zhou Jiu.

You Hai came up with great interest and continued to sell in a tone of selling insurance: "Let me tell you, the most important thing in the flower and bird market is not flowers and plants, but birds and birds. Starlings like you, who grab a lot of money in the flower and bird market, say what style of mother bird you like? When the time comes, I'll buy you ten or eight and come back, and I'll accompany you to make trouble, okay? In this way, you will never be bored at home, and you will not think about going out with me, after all, you already have enough fun at home. ”

Zhou Jiu couldn't hear what You Hai meant, then he wouldn't be a serious male creature.

In other words, it may sound like nothing wrong for humans to say this kind of thing, but when Zhou Jiu is now such a bird and listens to You Hai say this kind of thing, he always feels that this sentence sounds too much......

Offense against decency.

Offend public decency.

It's unsightly.

It's comparable to the wine pond meat forest of the king of Shang.

Zhou Jiu was startled, and the dull hairs on his head stood up to the sky.

He didn't feel that You Hai's proposal was touching at all, but felt that this proposal really couldn't make the bird more scared.

Zhou Jiu is not a social phobia, and he was not afraid to deal with girls when he was a person before. But imagine being surrounded by ten girls or something all of a sudden, Zhou Jiu really didn't feel that this scene was very fragrant at all, but felt that it made him so embarrassed that he exploded on the spot.

What's more, if you follow You Hai's proposal now, what surrounds him are ten female birds in the true sense. In this big spring, although it is said that most of the male birds in nature pursue the female bird, but in this situation where there is no other male bird, ten female birds surround him and a male bird or something......

I always feel that it is not very good, and I am afraid that something terrible will happen in case of something. Although Zhou Jiu felt that the possibility of this was too small, don't treat the male bird's tofu as tofu.

Zhou Jiu: I'm going to sue you for sexual harassment.

You Hai: What kind of innocence are you pretending, who is with whom is the two of us, brother?

Zhou Jiu flapped his wings and looked at You Hai with a look of wanting to speak.

You Hai felt that his proposal was particularly good at first. However, after a while, looking at Zhou Jiu's face when he looked at him, he really felt that he couldn't hold back a little.

You Hai: "I'm just talking and playing, why are you looking at me with an expression of looking at Yin Zhiping." ”

Zhou Jiu tried to collect his expression.

You Hai: "The expression on Mao's face is put away, can you put it away with your perverted eyes?"

Zhou Jiu couldn't help but show a disgusted face.

You Hai pretended to shake his head profoundly: "Young man, you don't understand. ”

Zhou Jiu: "It's like you know it very well." ”

Don't think he doesn't know now, it's all single dogs, who is my brother pretending to be.