In the morning, Yi Sheng, who was curled up in the quilt, slowly opened his eyes, and the cold winter sun shone in directly, without the slightest temperature at all. Winters in the south are not warmer than in the north, in the words of Yi Sheng's roommate Hao Zhe, "You are in the sun in the south, the snow is falling, and I am nibbling on popsicles in the cold night in the north".

It was snowing heavily outside, and the dormitory was empty, obviously his roommates were going to get up early to study, Yi Sheng grinded in the quilt for a long time before getting dressed and getting out of bed to wash.

Yi Sheng, male, 23 years old, is a senior graduate student at Nanyao Medical College, single.

Yi Sheng still remembers that when he filled in the volunteer after the college entrance examination, his mother persuaded him bitterly, "It's good to study medicine! There is also a high salary, and the key is that it can save lives and help the injured and be admired", but after five years, heh, the fairy tales are really all lies.

Standing in front of the sink and looking at himself with a stubbled beard in the mirror, Yi Sheng couldn't help but sigh: "Time is a pig-killing knife, purple grapes, soft bananas!"

It seems that it suddenly feels like something is wrong there, forget it.

I shaved my beard with a razor, washed my hair in five minutes, and looked in the mirror, which was handsome.

Five years ago, when Yi Sheng first entered school, in today's words, it was a proper piece of fresh meat, with a guitar I don't know how many hearts of young girls who were just starting to fall in love, every week Yi Sheng always lay quietly in the drawer with a few beautiful love letters, but Yi Sheng never read them.

There is also a reason why Yi Sheng is not looking for a girlfriend in college.

In the morphology experiment class at the beginning of their freshman year, several girls gathered around the computer eating biscuits and drinking milk, watching a foreign anatomy video, and talking and laughing. This obviously left a great shadow on Yi Sheng, who was leaning against the door frame, his pale face and was about to vomit out of his bile.

While the girls from other schools were dressing up, the girls from Nanyao Medical College were wearing gloves and masks, wearing isolation gowns, sitting next to the general teacher, meticulously separating the most delicate structure of the human body.

Another reason is that others are looking for objects to eat, go shopping, watch movies, and sprinkle dog food everywhere, while the mandarin ducks from Nanyao Medical College are sitting in front of the famous "Sunken Lake" of Nanyao Medical College, discussing extremely professional and serious topics such as the pharmacological effects of metformin, the side effects of acetylsalicylic acid, and so on.

The last and most important reason is the heavy workload. The medical professional book series, which has a total of 38,553 pages and more than 5.48 million words, including 55 professional extracurricular courses and 10 limited elective courses in the clinical major, does not include the table of contents. AG rises normal blood chloride, AG has normal high blood chloride. BB、BE、SB、AB、PaCO2。 Acid substitute combined with respiratory, acid substitute combined with exhalic acid, substituted acid combined with exhalic acid, substituted alkali combined with exhaled alkali, respirator combined with acid substitute and alkali substitute, exhaled acid combined with acid substitute and alkali substitute ......" This incredible permutation and combination, if you want to remember it all within five years, how easy it is to say!

Whenever Yi Sheng sat at the table and looked at those thick tomes, he really couldn't muster the courage to turn them over.

"Ding! The system is being implanted..... Please wait...."

Who's talking?!

Yi Sheng looked around, and there was no one in the pit.

Could it be that in the past few days, black and white have been reversed, reading books and reviewing, and I have been tired and stupid, and I have hallucinations?!

Please confirm your identity, the system will be dormant before confirming your identity, I wish you a happy life, goodbye!"

Yi Sheng turned his head suddenly, and there was no one behind him.

Yi Sheng thought to himself that this voice was obviously coming from the back of his head, but there was no one behind him, could it be that I saw the hell in broad daylight? I had heard people say that universities were generally built on graves, and the yang energy of students was used to suppress evil spirits, Yi Sheng suddenly thought of the rumors that a senior sister said that the school was haunted, and he couldn't help but feel creepy and tremble.

But as a staunch materialist warrior, Yi Sheng quickly put this absurd idea behind him.

"I must be hallucinating!" Yi Sheng muttered to himself, and hurriedly returned to his dormitory, put on his coat and went to the administration building.

Yi Sheng trotted all the way to the instructor's office, knocked on the door and heard a shout "come in" inside, Yi Sheng pushed open the door and saw a middle-aged bald man in his fifties sitting at his desk holding a cup of hot tea and reading the newspaper.

Wang Hai'an, Yi Sheng's university instructor, is the attending physician of the Department of Neurosurgery at the Affiliated Hospital of Nanyao Medical College. At the beginning, because of a medical accident, Wang Haian retreated to the fourth line and came to the school to retire with peace of mind.

"It's Yi Sheng, is there something wrong?" asked Wang Hai'an, holding his heavy glasses.

Yi Sheng patted the snowflakes on his body and said, "Teacher, I have been under a lot of pressure to review recently, and my mental state is not very good, so I want to talk to you." ”

"Sit down, there's tea over there, pour it yourself." Wang Haian pointed to the stool beside him.

Yi Sheng poured a cup of tea and held it in his hand, feeling the heat in the cup, Yi Sheng felt that his body was warmer, Wang Haian put away the newspaper and asked, "Do you feel that you have been getting up early and going to bed late recently, and you are in a trance?"

Yi Sheng nodded and said, "In the past, although I was tired at the end of the term, I could finish the review. But this is about to go to graduate school, and I feel like a headless fly, and my heart is very irritable. ”

Wang Haian said with a smile: "They all came from this period, and they all said that our medical students get up earlier than chickens and sleep later than dogs, which is not bad at all." Medicine is not achieved overnight, it is an accumulation, and this is the clinical basis. For example, systematic anatomy and local anatomy, the examination has to memorize the muscles, bones, blood vessels, nerves, and organs of the whole body. Do you think it's awkward and won't memorize it? ”

Yi Sheng smiled bitterly: "That's the way it is, but it's so easy to memorize!"

"The path of medicine is not about persistence, but about love. In the past six months, I have seen your hard work, and whether you can be admitted in the end or not, it is good to have a clear conscience. So don't put too much burden on yourself, you have to combine work and rest, if you are tired from the graduate school entrance examination, the gains outweigh the losses. Wang Haian comforted: "If you really can't hold on, tell me, I will arrange for you to go to the affiliated hospital for internship." When you get to the real clinical frontline, you will find that what is in the textbook is just the basics, and it is not a bad thing to get in touch with the clinic earlier. ”

Yi Sheng stood up and said, "Okay teacher, then you are busy, I'll go back first." ”

Although Yi Sheng felt a little more relaxed after Wang Hai'an's enlightenment, he still didn't feel at ease and secretly went to the printing agency to print a copy of "MMPI".

"MMPI" is not a shorthand for a national scolding, "MMPI" Chinese translated as "Minnesota Multiple Personality Test" is a self-assessment form for cognitive bias in schizophrenia patients, especially delusional patients. In order to avoid losing his diploma and medical bachelor's degree, which he will receive by the middle of next year, Yi Sheng has to determine whether he has paranoia.

There are 33 questions in the Minnesota Personality Test, which are divided into 10 clinical scales, including the Hysteria Scale, the Depression Scale, and the Hypochondriacal Scale.

After a series of complicated formula calculations, Yi Sheng finally came up with a score of 58 points, which is quite normal.

Yi Sheng was a little confused, but out of the rigor of medical students, Yi Sheng made a number of domestic mental symptom rating scales, and the results were still normal.

"Am I really not hallucinating?" Yi Sheng muttered to himself.

Yi Sheng remembered that he seemed to hear that he wanted to confirm his identity or something, but how did he confirm his identity?

Driven by strong curiosity, Yi Sheng pondered for a long time and said, "I am Yi Sheng, and I speak for myself." ”

The air in the dormitory was eerily quiet.

"Open Sesame!"

Wrong!

"Balala energy, Gunara God of Darkness!"

Wrong!

"Go for it, Pikachu!"

Still not right!

When Yi Sheng's roommate Hao Zhe came back from outside, Yi Sheng was sitting cross-legged on the ground, his heart was up, shaking his head and saying, "The dojo is an achievement, and the relief will be completed." The lord of fasting is pious, and he worships with incense. Under the altar, all the people in the sea raised the holy name. The sea of bitterness is surging and self-calling, charming and does not wake up for half a minute, the world does not read the Mida, and walks in the world in vain......"

Hao Zhe squatted beside Yi Sheng, looked at it with interest for a while, and then slapped Yi Sheng on the back of the head, and said with a smile: "What's the matter, I can't finish reading the book and start cramming?"

Yi Sheng looked frustrated, and said angrily: "You know a fart!"

"Yes, yes, I don't understand, how can I talk to you about this" hanging pot to save the world, Guangde benevolence all over the world. "Master Yi, you can give me seconds with another set of DF two, so as to clear the first stumbling block on your road to graduate school. Hao Zhe teased.

"That's right, why didn't I think that this is the little medical immortal system, and the password should be related to medicine!" Yi Sheng thought in his heart.

Yi Sheng slapped his thigh, and Hao Zhe glared angrily.

"You're slapping my leg!" Hao Zhe grinned.

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. Yi Sheng muttered, and then silently recited in his heart, "Hanging the pot helps the world to save the people, and the hearts of the people of Guangde are all over the world." ”。

Sure enough, Yi Sheng heard a sentence of "Identity confirmation, system on!"

A Windows-like operating system appeared in front of Yi Sheng's eyes, and in the upper left corner, there were more than 20 folders from top to bottom, such as "Internal Medicine, Surgery, Gynecology, Pediatrics, Infectious Medicine, Stomatology, Medical Imaging, etc." ”

Yi Sheng clicked on the ground one by one, but the system prompted "No permission to start for the time being." ”

At this time, a head poked out from the lower right corner of the screen, a gourd dressed in a Taoist robe, and there was even half a green branch growing on the gourd's head.

"Welcome to the Little Yixian System, I am your personal helper Little Hulu. ”

"Hu..... Gourd baby!" Yi Sheng exclaimed.

Hao Zhe on the side was startled, and said in his heart, Could it be that this guy has been under too much pressure to be a fool recently, and hurriedly shook Yi Sheng's shoulder, "I said you're okay, right?"

Yi Sheng came back to his senses, looked at his roommate with a worried face, calmed down and said, "It's okay, have you eaten at noon?"

After touching Yi Sheng's head and confirming that there was no fever, Hao Zhe put his mind at ease and said, "No." ”

"Let's go, let's eat hot pot!" Yi Sheng pushed Hao Zhe out of the door: "I heard that heavy snow days and hot pot are more compatible!"