084: I want to cry without tears (three watches, ask for support!)
And Jiang Hua was sitting in Long Xiaolong's Rolls-Royce, and he couldn't bear it anymore.
Not because of sleepiness, but because of Long Xiaolong's chatter! But every time Long Xiaolong said a word, he must call his grandfather, which made Jiang Hua not angry!
After all, don't stretch out your hand and hit the smiling person!
"Grandpa! You're so awesome! You can beat even my sister!"
"Grandpa, you were too fast just now, when will you teach me?"
"Grandpa..."
Jiang Hua took a deep breath: "Can you shut up?! Are you so happy that I beat your sister?"
"Is that not it?!" Long Xiaolong's eyes lit up, "Grandpa, you don't know! I have been bullied by my sister since I was a child, and today someone can be regarded as avenging me!
Jiang Hua glanced at Long Xiaolong: "Grandson, you hate your sister so much? That's good to say, we will be called brothers in the future! I also think that your sister is a man, I appreciate you very much!"
Long Xiaolong was very embarrassed: "This is not good! My grandfather has said that you and he are brothers, let's talk about brothers again, didn't I ride on his head?"
"What are you afraid of? Don't you let him know?" Jiang Hua smiled, "Come, call Brother Hua to listen!"
"Brother Hua is good!"
"Yes, you drive well, your brother and I will squint for a while!" Dropping this sentence, Jiang Hua closed his eyes and pretended to rest.
In fact, he didn't feel sleepy at all, he just didn't want to listen to Long Xiaolong's chatter anymore!
After closing his eyes, Jiang Hua summoned the system: "System, what happened to that Long Yingying just now? Why can the speed be so fast? Qigong? Is there really such a thing as cultivating immortals in this world? Don't tease me!"
System: [Hmph!As early as when I was upgrading, I said that there are indeed immortal cultivators in this world!But there are so many people on your earth, I estimate that there are only two or three, and most of them can't cultivate! Do you know Peng Zu?]
Jiang Hua: "Of course I know! I lived to be 800 years old!"
He is the most successful case of mortal cultivation of immortals, but after all, he still can't become an immortal!] The system paused, [So you don't need to care about these things!As for qigong, there are quite a few people in your Huaxia who are cultivating! Long Yingying did take it just now, but it was still too far behind!]
"But why was she bounced off by me? I just felt like my right arm was hot, but I didn't do anything!"
[It's the credit of Tai'a Sword!] In fact, any of the top ten ancient artifacts in Huaxia, if you succeed, you can directly become an immortal! Of course, you are the host, you can also go to collect debts to get it!But you must cultivate the immortal cultivation value, otherwise even if you and the ten major artifacts are still mortal after all!] The system rested for a while, [As for Tai'a Sword, it is an artifact of the Dacheng realm!So it is not surprising that Tai'a Sword took the initiative to attack just now! It is equivalent to your golden bell cover iron cloth shirt, understand!]
Jiang Hua nodded secretly, thinking carefully about what the system said.
Not long after, Long Xiaolong sent Jiang Hua to the door of the villa and shouted softly: "Grandpa... No, big brother, it's here, I'll come to play with you tomorrow?"
Jiang Hua took a look and found that the lights of the villa were still on, and when he looked at the time again, it was already one o'clock in the morning. I thought to myself: Haven't you slept yet? Are you just waiting for me to come back at home?
"Mmmmmmmmmm
Jiang Hua cautiously pushed open the door of the villa, and saw Han Yiliu, Lu Qingyi and Lu Qingan sitting in the living room, staring at a homework book.
"Yo, death is back, just right, how do you come to see this question?" Han Yiliu glanced at Jiang Hua, obviously with a hint of anger.
Jiang Hua smiled stupidly: "What's the question? How can I? I didn't graduate from high school, you study, hehe! I'll go out for a supper, you talk! Hehe!"
"Come back!" Lu Qingyi glared at Jiang Hua, "If you let us live here, you have to be responsible for me and Qing'an!
Jiang Hua sighed secretly, picked up Lu Qing'an's homework book and glanced at it, the topic was like this: Xiao Ming and his five classmates each have three pieces of candy, ask how many pieces of candy are there in total?
"15 pieces of sugar!" Jiang Hualeng paused for a moment, feeling that it was impossible for the three of them to study such a simple question, he glanced at it again, and said firmly: "15 pieces! Such a simple question, what are you making trouble?"
Lu Qingan pouted: "18 yuan! Brother Jiang Hua, Xiao Ming and his five classmates! This is six people, 18 yuan!"
"Is it?!" Jiang Hua raised his tone in surprise and looked at it again, "It seems to make sense, 18 pieces of sugar!
"It's obviously 15 pieces!" Lu Qingyi puffed out his cheeks angrily, "Xiao Ming and his five classmates, it means that there are five people with Xiao Ming!15 pieces of sugar!"
Jiang Hua heard it: "Yes, yes, yes! This answer is also right, there is a problem with this question!"
"18 pieces!" Han Yiliu smiled disdainfully, "I'm a graduate of Gucheng University, and I'm still a university teacher!
“15!”
“18!”
Lu Qingan stared at Jiang Hua pitifully with a pair of bloodshot eyes: "Brother Jiang Hua, I'm so pitiful! This question is obviously 18, what Teacher Han said is right, but I can't help but give face to my sister! What should I do!"
Jiang Hua scratched his head, and said in his heart that I still don't know what to do? Immediately said: "Qing'an, why are your eyes red! Hurry up, I'll take you to sleep! You're growing up, you have to sleep more quickly! Let's go!"
Saying that, Jiang Hua found a way to avoid the two women, picked up Lu Qingan and ran upstairs.
"Wait a minute!" Lu Qingyi suddenly paused the confrontation with Han Yiliu, "Qing'an, you go to sleep by yourself, Jiang Hua, you stay!"
"Brother Jiang Hua, there is a sentence that I don't know whether to say or not! Heaven can still live if you do evil, but you can't live if you do it yourself! Good luck!" After Lu Qingan finished speaking, he ran away with his feet smeared with oil.
Jiang Hua sighed, and said in his heart that these two people are not finished, right? He said angrily: "What are you arguing about? This question is wrong, and the answer is correct! The two aunts and grandmothers, what time is it, and they still haven't gone to sleep?
"Tomorrow Saturday!" the two women said in unison, "Come here!"
"I'll rub it..."Jiang Hua scolded in a low voice, and then said with a smile: "What advice do the two aunts and grandmothers have? Everything is my fault, okay? Or I look like this, I live here alone, and you go back to your own home? I'll send you back?"
"Impossible!" replied the two women at the same time.
Han Yiliu glared at Jiang Hua: "Jiang Hua, you tell her, am I your girlfriend?"
Jiang Hua nodded: "I didn't say it, did I?"
Lu Qingyi felt a pang in her heart, although she knew that Han Yiliu and Jiang Hua had already established a relationship, she still didn't want to give up! As long as she didn't get married, she would have a chance! What's wrong?
Jiang Hua nodded helplessly: "Fools can see it!"
"You know I like you, and you brought your girlfriend back, what do you mean?"
"You obviously have a relationship with me, and you still bring back a woman who likes you, what do you mean?"
Faced with the questioning of the two women, Jiang Hua was speechless, and wanted to cry without tears: "I'm wrong, okay? Don't say it, I'll go!"
"You don't have to go, I'll go! scumbag!" The two women once again had a tacit understanding and scolded Jiang Hua at the same time, and then really grabbed the door at the same time.
"I'll open the door first!"
"Joke, I'll open the door first, you get out of the way!"
Jiang Hua took a long breath, suddenly came behind the two of them, stretched out his hands and hit them on the necks, causing the two to faint. Then one carried one on his shoulders and sent him back to his room.
Then Jiang Hua lay down on the sofa: "I'm just a sin!"