Chapter 42 Eating can become an immortal

After saying goodbye to Ye Zhiqiu, Chen Nan went straight back to the hotel.

Chu Yixue was standing at the door of the bathroom at the moment, half-closed door, her head sticking out from it to look at Chennan, seeing that he was empty-handed, she couldn't help but hurriedly say, "You...... You wouldn't have missed it, would you?"

"yes!"

Chen Nan shook his head and said, then grinned and said: "However, you don't have to worry, I am willing to be your protector, let me help you block it!"

Chu Yixue's face darkened.

If she hadn't been wearing pants, she would have wanted to rush out and tear Chennan's mouth apart.

Why is this completely shameless?

No matter how shameless or obscene he is, he always opens his mouth.

Bang!

She slammed the bathroom door shut.

Sitting back on the toilet, I began to think about what to do next.

Click......

The sound of unlocking.

Chu Yixue couldn't help but be shocked, she had obviously locked the bathroom door, how could he still open it!

"You...... What are you going to do?" she said, with a somewhat panicked tone.

After all, this lonely man and widow, and he didn't wear pants, if Chennan broke in......

Chu Yixue was a little afraid to imagine this picture.

The bathroom door was pushed open about ten centimeters, and a small packet of sanitary napkins was stuffed in from the outside.

"It's just a joke for you, and I'm throwing you here. ”

Chennan's voice came, and the door was closed again.

Chu Yixue breathed a sigh of relief.

She hurriedly walked over and opened the sanitary napkin, put on her pants, and tidied up her skirt, and then opened the door and walked out.

There was no one in the room, and Chennan had already left.

Chu Yixue put the small bag of sanitary napkins in her hand into the bag, turned around and was just about to leave, but found that a piece of paper was pressed under her bag.

Confused, she picked it up.

"Although you are ruthless and unrighteous and don't let me play, who makes Brother Nan a good person! The reason for your menstrual disorder is because of the complications caused by the effective treatment of the disease of salivation. On the other side of this piece of paper, there is a prescription, you follow the prescription to grab a dose of medicine to eat, and ensure that you get rid of the disease. ”

Chu Yixue turned the paper over, and there was indeed a prescription on that side.

"You still have a little conscience, little villain. ”

With a smile on her face, she put the prescription away and turned to leave the hotel.

……

When Chennan returned to school, it was already six o'clock in the afternoon.

The three guys in the dormitory surprisingly didn't look at the reeds, but were eating chicken with a computer in their arms.

"If you don't go to pick up girls in a good time, what game do you play?"

Chen Nan despised the three of them, took out three poison-dispelling bone forging pills casually, threw them at them and said, "Eat this thing, let's go to dinner later, I said okay, please drink, there has been something wrong, and it has been delayed for two days." ”

"What the hell?"

Liu Bang took the pill and looked at it, his face full of doubts.

Xiang Yu directly pumped it into his hand, slapped the pill into his mouth, and said with a grin: "You don't care what it is, just eat it, can the boss still harm you?"

"Bangzi just has a lot of, maybe you can become an immortal if you eat it!" Qin Fatzi interjected.

Chen Nan smiled bitterly and shook his head.

He sat down on the bed and said, "This elixir is hard to find, you will know the effect later." ”

Soon, the three of them began to heat up.

Along with sweat, the toxins in the body continue to drain out through the pores, exuding a pungent odor, and the muscles of the body also have a tearing pain, refining their muscles and bones.

"it!"

Half an hour later, Liu Bang suddenly screamed and strode towards the toilet.

"Rub, don't close the door, I'm going to go to the toilet too!"

Qin Fatzi also screamed and rushed over.

Xiang Yu jumped even more: "There is still me and me, just forget it together." ”

"!

Liu Bang scolded and hurriedly slammed the toilet door shut.

"Nima, Bangzi, your uncle!"

Qin Fatzi slapped Xiang Yu on the door a few times, but he couldn't help it, so he ran out and went to the dormitory next door to borrow a toilet.

Chennan saw all this in his eyes, and it was not surprising.

After all, the toxins excreted through the pores are extremely limited, and the largest amount of toxins can only be excreted through feces after quenching the muscles and bones.

Half an hour later, Liu Bang took a shower after going to the toilet and came out of it naked.

"Boss, this is amazing!"

He didn't have any clothes on, so he rushed towards Chennan excitedly: "What kind of medicine is this, I feel that one punch can kill a cow now." ”

Chen Nan scolded with a smile: "Put on your clothes first, Lao Tzu doesn't do it." ”

"Hey......

Liu Bang scratched his head, then found a piece of clothing to put on his body.

At this time, two excited howls came, and Xiang Yu and Qin Fatzi also came back, shouting excitedly: "Boss, you are really an elixir, I feel that I have increased my strength by at least a few hundred catties!"

"You two stink to death, why don't you take a shower. Liu Bang said with his clothes on.

"You still have the face to speak?"

Xiang Yu and Qin Fatzi glanced at each other and rushed directly towards Liu Bang.

Undoubtedly, it was to avenge the fact that he had just shut them out.

Liu Bang's face changed greatly when he saw this: "Mom, chicken, you stay away from me, Lao Tzu is just this clean clothes, don't dye me stinky......!

Chennan was happy to watch the play on the sidelines.

also gave them guidance from time to time, and Liu Bang almost collapsed.

Chennan took out her mobile phone and prepared to call Jiang Yixin and ask her if she wanted to have dinner together.

As soon as the result was taken out, Jiang Yixin just called.

Is there a soul in the heart?

Chen Nan answered the phone with a smile: "Sister Yixin, what are you doing?"

"I'm your senior sister. ”

Jiang Yixin giggled.

Chennan's tone immediately changed and said, "Hello senior sister, may I ask senior sister, is there anything you need junior brother to serve you?"

Serve......

No matter how Jiang Yixin listened, she felt that these two words were a little awkward.

Thinking about Chennan's playful tone again, he couldn't help but sneer: "Okay, you Chennan, this mouth has become bad!"

"I can hear this, it seems that the senior sister is not pure. Chennan said with a smile.

Jiang Yixin was immediately anxious when she heard this.

Afraid that Chennan would misunderstand something, he hurriedly explained: "Don't think about it, I just saw some jokes on the Internet." ”

"Yo, what kind of books do you read?" Chen Nan quipped.

"I ...... I didn't!"

Jiang Yixin was so confused that she didn't know how to explain it for a while.

What if Brother Nan mistakenly thinks that he has gone bad?

She was flustered and wanted to continue to explain, but then Chen Nan smiled and said, "Silly girl, I'll tease you, are you free now, let's go to dinner together." ”

"Okay!"

Jiang Yixin said happily: "I called you to call you to dinner." ”

"Okay, then I'll pick you up later. ”

After Chennan hung up the phone, he greeted a few people in the dormitory and prepared to go out.