Han Jingjing was told by her mother that her face was red, she was in a hurry to see Gao Jun, and she really forgot to settle her parents.

Gao Jun, this bastard, actually drank too much and almost said something like Yangwei, and spit out the truth after drinking, it seems that this bit of shit has really become his psychological shadow.

Although Han Jingjing is a woman, she can also understand Gao Jun's frustration and fear, a man loses his function, just like a woman can't give birth to a child, which is a great pain that is different from ordinary people.

However, there are many Dink families now, even if there are no children, it is not bad for the two to be with each other, which greatly reduces the pressure on infertile women, just choose a husband who is willing to dink.

But men lose that function, not only affect reproduction, but also lose the greatest happiness in the world, look at the eunuchs in ancient times, that is not insidious and vicious, it is all caused by perversion.

Therefore, a pure man like Gao Jun is not afraid of heaven and earth, but he is afraid that his second brother will be disobedient.

Han Jingjing froze, looked at her parents, smiled wryly, and said, "Why don't you go to the hotel to sleep in today?"

"What?" the old mother said angrily: "It's a shame that you can say it, we came all the way to clean up the house for you, cook for you, and let us stay in the hotel after a meal, you treat us as part-time workers?"

According to the rules of our family, although you bought the house, we came, this is our home, and we should be in charge.

According to my rules, you haven't done a marriage ceremony, you haven't got a marriage license, he is a guest, and you can't be allowed to have sex with you anyway, so hurry up and call him out, or let your dad go in and sleep with him, and we will squeeze the sofa. ”

Han Jingjing pursed her lips helplessly, and directly pushed open the door, only to see Gao Jun lying on the bed like a corpse, tilting his head, saliva, snoring, and already asleep.

"It's not your fault, you have to get him drunk, where does he go in this situation, if he goes back to school, if he is seen by the leaders, he will definitely be criticized, and the students see the drunk teacher, even if they don't report it, it will damage his prestige." Teacher Han persuaded with her usual reason.

"So if we don't leave, we have to sleep on the sofa, right?" The old mother said depressedly: "You little conscienceless, you haven't married yet, so you turn your elbow out, if you get married in the future, we will go to your marriage room, and you must not turn us away!"

Han Jingjing hurriedly put on a smiling face, hugged her mother's arm and said, "How is it possible, it's too late for me to welcome, it's better to live with us, so that I can have home-cooked food made by my mother every day, and I don't have to cook it myself." ”

"Hmph, you still use me as a maid. Mom said angrily, but her face was much better.

This is the mainstream life nowadays, how can any woman be stupid to marry away from home, buy a house and buy a house in a community with her mother's family, it is best to live upstairs and downstairs, do not disturb the life of the young couple on weekdays, and you can go back to your parents' house when you go out.

Looking at the obsessive appearance of their mothers, the old father smiled and said: "Okay, don't talk about any rules now, people have been living together for a long time, and they are no longer obedient little girls under your whip."

What's more, this young man is really good, knowledgeable, successful in his career, and obedient to our daughter, which is enough, as long as my daughter is happy, let alone live in a hotel, even if I live in a cement pipe, I am happy. ”

The girl who said this was happy and sad, of course, she couldn't let the father and mother who came from afar live in the cement pipe, and ordinary hotels can't do it, and go directly to live in the sanatorium where the provincial and ministerial leaders can live, and you have lived very comfortably in the past ten days.

Han Jingjing personally drove the old couple to the sanatorium temporarily, overcame the shadow in her heart by the way, and then drove home, pushed open the bedroom door, and saw Gao Jun sitting on the bed singing.

To be precise, he tugged at his trousers and sang into his crotch: "Arise, hungry and cold slaves...... Stand up, my love leads the mountains, stand up, my love connects to the sea...... Get moving, cheer for the new power, get moving, look forward to every second ......"

"You know how many songs you can sing!!" Han Jingjing walked in with a red face, and reached out to knock away Gao Jun's hand that was pulling his pants.

Gao Jun raised his head, looked at her pitifully, and said, "I have used many methods, but he has no reaction at all, I can only encourage him mentally." ”

"...... you" Han Jingjing subconsciously wanted to ask him what methods he had tried, but before he could speak, he saw Gao Jun with his underwear, his own art photos, and a pair of his own stockings beside him.

Han Jingjing's face turned even redder, and she gritted her teeth and said, "You didn't look at the beautiful sheep and the red wolf, why don't you also find you a can of old godmother?"

Gao Jun ignored Han Jingjing's ridicule, but sang to the crotch of his pants again: "You ask me how much I love you, how much I love you......"

"Shut up!" Han Jingjing screamed sadly, and flew up to cover his mouth, and at the same time, a strong hug threw Gao Jun on the bed.

In fact, this hug was already in your room in the sanatorium, Han Jingjing wanted to do it, but the situation was chaotic at the time, and even the hug of the most classic hero and heroine who was reborn after the catastrophe forgot to do it, and it was not too late to make up for it now.

I don't know how long it took, Han Jingjing suddenly jumped up, pointed at Gao Jun and asked, "Did you react just now?"

Gao Jun also sat up, secretly scolding the second brother in his heart for not being angry, but the opportunity is rare, how can he let a hug fool him, he was busy reciting the purification mantra silently, thinking of his cousin who was more than two hundred and thirty pounds, and the fourth aunt whose face was wrinkled like a spider's web.

These are the two people he was most afraid of seeing when he was a child, and it is estimated that they left a shadow in his young heart, so even if he recalled it at this time, it still had the effect of purifying his heart and having few desires.

He looked up at Han Jingjing and said aggrievedly: "I didn't react at all, it's just that I'm talented, I don't believe it." ”

How dare Han Jingjing look at it, seeing that he was about to pull his pants again, he hurriedly covered his eyes, his heart was beating like a drum, Gao Jun was right, this guy was really talented, which made her even a little scared.

At the same time, she wondered in her heart, did the venom spray she made really have such a domineering effect?

She herself has never taken drugs, and the harm of drugs naturally comes from information introduction and official publicity, but as a professional chemical practitioner, she clearly knows that some drugs are very harmful, such as cocaine, which has a damaging effect on the digestive system, immune system, cardiovascular system and genitourinary system.

As for other drugs, although the toxicity is slightly lower, it is also harmful, especially the venom that she made, which has been purified repeatedly, which can be called poisoning.

Looking at Gao Jun's depressed appearance, it seemed that he was going to sing to his crotch again, and when he was separated from his parents just now, her mother quietly said to her, it doesn't matter if you live together, but you must not marry your son, it will make relatives and friends laugh, but if you are ready to have children, then hurry up and get married, and it is best to give me a grandson as soon as possible.

Obviously, Gao Jun has passed the test that his parents have carefully planned for more than 20 years, and he drove his parents to live in a hotel for him, which is undoubtedly tantamount to showing his scheming.

This relationship has been agreed by the parents, whether it is the new era or the old society, with the order of the parents, the marriage is completed.

Therefore, Gao Jun's problem now is a problem for the two of them, and even for the whole family, related to her sexual happiness in the second half of her life, and related to the reproduction of her children and grandchildren.

After some struggle, Han Jingjing finally convinced herself.

She gritted her teeth and said to Gao Jun, "You wait!"

Watching Han Jingjing stride out of the door with courage, Gao Jun suddenly burst into joy.

Not long after, there was a prompt sound on the mobile phone, Han Jingjing sent a message, Gao Jun opened the message with excitement, and it was another photo, this time it was not a beautiful back, but it was switched to a frontal shot.

The best angle for taking a selfie is to tilt up 45 degrees, looking down, that career line is intoxicating, and the deep ravine makes people want to indulge in it, and they are willing to die in it.

This is definitely the largest photo of Han Jingjing, even the sign on the cover can be taken clearly, but how can this satisfy Gao Jun, search for the word 'female' in the picture station at random, and the scale that comes out is larger than this.

Gao Jun immediately replied: "Take a small video, and the scale is a little bigger." ”

didn't receive a reply, Han Jingjing came in directly, glared at Gao Jun and said, "Don't you have to inch in!"

Gao Jun smiled bitterly and said, "How attractive is this scale now, look at ......"

Gao Jun threw his mobile phone over and opened a small video software that has been very popular recently, each video is ten seconds, and most of the videos on it are women, in their own homes, wearing heavy makeup, revealing clothes, scratching their heads at the video.

Han Jingjing looked at a few casually and her face was full of disdain: "What kind of thing is this." ”

Gao Jun nodded and said: "I think so too, I can only say that the live broadcast market is flooding now, and everyone wants to make easy money, so it thickens people's faces."

In the past, live videos would show some talents, singing and dancing, but now that the imperial court has rectified the online live broadcast, they have changed their thinking and filmed a small video, but they are even more crazy. ”

"You don't pretend to be tall with me, but you pay attention to anyone who shows off his chest and legs, scratches his head and makes a pose!" Han Jingjing scolded angrily.

Gao Jun smiled bitterly: "I'm looking at it with a critical eye, and I'm despising their behavior." ”

"You have to say it. Han Jingjing chirped: "If I take a video like this for you, do you think you can recover?"

"I guess I can, just try it. Gao Jun said with a grin, revealing his snow-white teeth......