Text Text_Chapter 081 Guo Zi, I'm going to die!
The Queen Mother is good, someone remembers it, what should he do?
Looking at Ke Hua's courteous expression and beautiful movements, Yang Xian really had no way to refuse.
"Your Majesty, the concubine will pour you some wine!" Ke Hua, who was smiling, finally knew Yang Xian's little hobby, although in her heart, she was completely resistant.
The haunted events of the wedding night still make her remember it vividly, but in order to catch the emperor's heart, she always has to pay a little price.
The aroma of the wine is tangy! It is really a fine wine! Yang Xian inhaled hard, and suddenly felt a groggy feeling! Wow...... It's been a long time since I've touched alcohol!
"Your Majesty!" Ke Hua put down the wine jug, personally picked up the wine glass and handed it to Yang Xian's hands, and smiled gently, "Please!"
As long as there is good wine, all the unhappiness will disappear from Yang Xian's mind, disappear without a trace, and there will be no boundaries at all!
Yang Xian, who had almost snatched the wine glass, was moved to tears! Ever since something unpleasant happened on the wedding night, he had been banned from drinking.
Maybe it was because he only drank a glass of wine at that time, so that he was playing drunk crazy with Ke Hua, and he woke up behind Ning Yuandong.
"Queen...... You're so good!" Yang Xian smiled at Ke Hua and drank all the wine in his cup.
The smell of this wine is familiar, has she drunk it before?
"This wine ......" Yang Xian poured another glass into his mouth, and then heard Ke Hua reply with a smile, "This wine is the wine that the concubine drank with the emperor that night, it is very difficult to find, and the concubine has spent a lot of effort." ”
Yang Xian glared, squirting all the wine in his mouth forward, and landed on the lunch that Ke Hua had worked so hard to make.
In this way, is it possible to stop eating?
He really ate a lot of black things, which gave Ke Hua a lot of face, at the cost of his own health.
"Your Majesty ......" Ke Hua called out in annoyance, gently pushing Yang Xian's shoulders with both hands, with a bit of coquettishness, while Yang Xian took out a blank hand and stroked his poor stomach, which seemed to be tumbling violently?
"Empress, self-respect!" Yang Xian turned his head slightly, his face blushed, and he said slowly, "You are the queen!"
Empress Ke Hua was slightly stunned, as if he had just remembered, and immediately blushed his whole face, and stood behind Yang Xian in embarrassment, at a loss.
Just as they paused, the palace people in the Queen Mother's palace blew in like the wind, accompanied by thick crying.
"Your Majesty, that dish can't be eaten, it's poisonous!" The palace man ignored the obstruction of others, and immediately knelt in front of Yang Xian and kowtowed heavily.
Yang Xian continued to press his stomach, already sweating profusely in pain.
"The Queen Mother, what's wrong?" Yang Xian asked nervously in a trembling voice, and the palace people immediately replied, "Your Majesty, the Queen Mother fainted in the latrine!"
Yang Xian, who wanted to get up from the chair, suddenly let out an "ouch" and fell back into the chair.
Yo yo hey, it's really uncomfortable!
"What are you doing in a daze, why don't you hurry up and ask the Queen Mother for a doctor?" Yang Xian waved his fingers, and the frightened palace people immediately became busy.
Ke Hua, who was supposed to be in charge of everything, was stunned and at a loss.
"Ask for a doctor for the Queen Mother!" Yang Xian shouted, but in the end he was very weak and spread out on the chair.
The stomach kept screaming, and the pain even began to move downward, which made Yang Xian very annoyed.
It seems that the person who will faint in the latrine for the second time is him.
"I, I can't stand it!" Yang Xian waved his hand with difficulty, trying to make others notice him, but what he never expected was that with a stinky fart, he was about to be unbearable!
Xiao Guozi appeared by Yang Xian's side again like the wind, pushed away everyone around Yang Xian, including Ke Hua, picked up Yang Xian, and slipped to the toilet in the queen's bedroom.
Yang Xian almost threw himself into the latrine, which was a luxurious latrine.
He likes to enjoy, and naturally he will not let go of every corner of the palace.
This latrine, although it is also very comfortable, is definitely not as fragrant as the fragrance in his bedroom.
Yes, when he is like this, there will be someone next to him who lights incense.
I was in too much hurry today and didn't have time to prepare for these, so Yang Xian kept pinching his nose and enduring it.
"Your Majesty, it's too late for the slave!" Xiao Guozi with incense rushed to Yang Xian's side, so nervous that he could say that he was sweating profusely, and he was really afraid that Yang Xian would be smoked by himself.
Yang Xian, who had a blue face, nodded vigorously, and did not forget to remind the flustered little Guozi, "Remember, you must go to see the situation on the Queen Mother's side." ”
Xiao Guozi responded again and again, he was already sweating profusely, Yang Xian had never suffered "internal" sin.
The "gourmet food" made by this queen turned out to be life-threatening!
"The emperor is not at ease, I am afraid that the emperor is not at ease, the nurse's mother has already gone over to see it!" Xiao Guozi hurriedly comforted, and accompanied Yang Xian for nearly four hours in a half-kneeling posture.
This is really killing people.
"Guo Zi, I'm going to die!" Yang Xian's voice trembled, showing weakness reluctantly. Xiao Guozi hurriedly said, "Your Majesty, do you want to eat something here?"
Eat...... Yang Xian used what little strength he had left, raised his hand, and slapped Xiao Guozi's forehead fiercely, what do you think? Eating while going to the toilet is really disgusting.
Finally, with the support of Xiao Guozi, he straightened up from the latrine and moved slowly.
The air outside is so good! Yang Xian's eyes were full of gold stars, and he hummed with a bitter face.
"Your Majesty, the concubine didn't mean it! The concubine ......" When Yang Xian had just breathed in the fresh air, he saw Ke Hua with a shadow, kneeling in front of him, begging for mercy.
What's there to cry about? Isn't it a fatal thing?
"Let's go and see, how is the Queen Mother?" Yang Xian trembled his fingers and asked nervously, why did he squat for so long, and no one replied to him this question?
Could it be that something happened to the Queen Mother?
"The Queen Mother is fine, she has rested!" Ning Yuandong's voice suddenly rushed in very coldly, and when he saw Yang Xian's pitiful appearance, he immediately rushed to Yang Xian with a soft heart, picked him up horizontally, turned his head to the queen and said, "Queen, the queen mother, please." ”
Just throw this bad deal to the Queen Mother first, and find this good daughter-in-law who has a good skill!
Listening to Yang Xian's humming voice, Ning Yuandong was really hot-headed, and he couldn't take care of many things.
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