Chapter 9: SpongeBob SquarePants

"The password is Yeon-yeon's birthday. ”

Damn, old fox!

Yi Han hung up the phone and cursed secretly.

said that he would invite Wei Ning to dinner tomorrow night, thinking that he couldn't be too cold, but he didn't have a lot of money left.

Yi Han was going to withdraw some money from the bank card, but found that he didn't know the password, so he called Mu Hongguang to ask, but got such an answer.

Ginger is still old and spicy!

It seems that I have to find my senior sister to ask for money first.

After making a plan, Yi Han went to meet a few roommates first.

When they met for the first time today, the brothers discussed having a drink together in the evening, and Yi Han naturally would not refuse.

"Where's the wait?"

made an appointment to meet at the school gate, and when Yi Han arrived, he found that there were only Hao Hu and Yan Xingwen, and asked.

"Well, over there. ”

Hao Hu pouted to the left.

Yi Han looked over and found Hou Qi standing next to a woman with a hot figure holding a notebook and pen.

"That woman is, Xiao Xiao, what are you doing?"

"What can you do, you need to sign it. ”

Hao Hu shrugged his shoulders and said.

"Do you want an autograph?"

Yi Han was a little surprised, this is too exaggerated, but she is just a good-looking woman, is it necessary to be the same as chasing stars?

"What's this, the monkey was specially admitted to Mingzhu University for this Queen Xiao, don't look at him as a child, he is a scholar like the fourth child, and the universities in the capital are all chosen by him. ”

"I don't know if this kid has fallen into evil or been tricked, but he is obsessed with this Queen Xiao. ”

"It turns out that there is such a reason, I really didn't expect it. Yi Han suddenly thought that there was a top student in the college entrance examination in his dormitory, "Xingwen, why did you come to Pearl University, is it possible, is it also for this Queen Xiao?"

Yan Xingwen shook his head with a smile: "I'm just interested in a lot of rumors here." ”

Seeing that Yan Xingwen was reluctant to say, Yi Han didn't ask anymore, and paid attention to the situation on Hou Qi's side.

"Xiao, Queen Xiao, I like you very much, can you give me a signature of yours, can you sign it?"

Hou Qi, who is usually oily and smooth, suddenly became nervous at this time, and he couldn't even speak.

"Do I know you?"

Xiao Xiao is in a very bad mood today.

Because she was dissatisfied with the arrangement of her family, Xiao Xiao fled the capital without telling her father and secretly applied for a university in Donghai.

After discovering the truth, Xiao's father was very angry, and immediately froze Xiao Xiao's bank card, and told her that friends in her circle were not allowed to lend her money.

According to Xiao Xiao's temperament, she must be unwilling to give in, but she has no money and it is difficult to move an inch, especially when she is usually used to being lavish, and now she will definitely not be able to accept it if she wants to work diligently and thriftily.

Fortunately, not long after arriving in the East China Sea, Xiao Xiao discovered Huang Shang, an unlucky bastard.

Although they belong to the four major families, Xiao Xiao's status in the family is not comparable to that of a person like Huang Shang, and Huang Shang still doesn't know about Xiao Xiao's incident, so Xiao Xiao soon extorted a lot of money from him, and he can finally live a better life.

Just a few days ago, Xiao Xiao learned that Huang Shang had brought up a limited edition Maserati, and he happened to lack a car, so he naturally planned to "borrow" it.

Rao is Huang Shang is soft and hard, begging for mercy, Xiao Xiao's attitude is still tough.

thought that he would be able to get a car today to get rid of the life of taking a taxi, but yesterday Huang Shang suddenly told her that the car was given away, and very vaguely hinted that he already knew that he was "banned" by his father.

Not only is the car gone, but even the future blackmail plan has been ruined, so how can I feel better.

It just so happened that at this time, Qi Lai touched the moldy head, and naturally he didn't have a good face.

"Are you handsome?"

“……”

I still have a good idea of what I look like.

"Are you rich?"

“……”

Xiao Xiao sneered disdainfully: "No money and ugly, also learn from others to make girls?"

Seeing that Xiao Xiao was leaving, Hou Qi was anxious: "I ......"

"You don't have any money now, but you can work hard to make money, and one day you will satisfy me?" Xiao Xiao interrupted him, "Isn't it a shame to say this kind of thing?"

"I don't think you can afford this car for the rest of your life. ”

Xiao Xiao saw Huang Shang's Maserati, which originally belonged to her, parked aside, and thought that this Huang Shang was so bold that he dared to deceive himself.

What else did you say about giving people away, sending people to school?

It must be an excuse to come to school to harm those female college students.

Hou Qi was red-faced by Xiao Xiao's words, and he lowered his head and was at a loss.

"It's true that men have to be ambitious, but it's not necessarily a good thing to aim too high. ”

Xiao Xiao realized that her words were too heavy, so she added a sentence.

The other party is just a suitor of his own, and at most he usually ignores him and walks away, and if he is in a good mood, he may give an autograph, but today he really didn't control his emotions, and he was too angry.

"I'm just ......"

After listening to Xiao Xiao's words, Hou Qi wanted to explain something, but Xiao Xiao ignored him and chose to leave directly.

At that moment, the sound of a car unlocking stopped her.

"The second child shouldn't be, why don't you even bring the car keys when you go out. ”

Yi Han walked over to them when he noticed that the situation was not right, and just heard the last conversation, thinking about how to help them.

As a result, when I turned my head, wasn't that car the Maserati given to him by Huang Shang?

So he first relied on the sound of unlocking to attract Xiao Xiao's attention, and then threw the car key into Hou Qi's hand.

"Fourth, pinch me, I'm not mistaken, that luxury car belongs to the third?"

Hao Hu, who was in the distance, saw this scene and his eyes widened in disbelief.

"Hey, I told you to pinch you, you really pinched, so hard. ”

"How dare I not listen to the boss's words. ”

Yan Xingwen said with a smile, and then looked at Yi Han with interest.

Hou Qi's reaction was not much different from Hao Hu's, and he was still in shock and did not recover.

"It turns out that the person Huang Eel said is you. ”

Yellow eel?

It turned out that there was still this nickname, Yi Han smiled secretly in his heart, still pretending not to understand on the surface, and said: "What yellow eel? I'm here to give our second child the car keys." ”

It turned out that Huang Shang didn't lie to himself, the car was really given away.

It's just that what kind of ability does this person have to let Huang Shang give away his beloved car?

Xiao Xiao stared at Yi Han in front of him and became interested in him.

As for Yi Han's part of delivering the car keys, Xiao Xiao didn't take it seriously at all.

This kind of talk can't even be deceived by a child, how could she believe it?

"Such a good car, don't you invite me to go up and sit down?"

Xiao Xiao clasped her hands to her chest and said to Yi Han.

"Then I have to ask my second child, this car is not mine. ”

Yi Han nudged Hou Qi, but Hou Qi didn't react for a while.

"Ah, uh, that guy, whatever. ”

Seeing that Hou Qi hadn't come back to his senses yet, Yi Han knew that this matter couldn't be solved for the time being, and it just so happened that she was also very interested in this woman who was from the Xiao family in the capital, so she got into the car with Xiao Xiao.

"Queen Xiao is really emotional, and it hasn't been night before she went to the car to play with a man she had just met. ”

Yi Han decided to strike first, and as soon as he entered the car, he put his hand on Xiao Xiao's shoulder and said some hooligan words, trying to overwhelm Xiao Xiao's momentum.

"I tried to pretend to be a veteran of the flowers, but unfortunately my acting skills were too clumsy, and I looked like a novice with little experience. Xiao Xiao showed a playful smile, "You, won't you still be a chick?"

“……”

actually forgot about this woman's background, there are a lot of playboys in high society, how can she, a rookie who has held hands, deceive her?

What a mistake!

Xiao Xiao removed Yi Han's hand from his shoulder and asked, "Tell me, how did you deceive this car?"

"As I said, this is my second child's car. ”

Xiao Xiao looked at Yi Han and didn't speak.

"If you don't believe me, you can ask him to go. ”

Still didn't speak.

"You have to trust me, I never lie. ”

……

"Okay, but this car was given to me by Huang Shao, but I didn't cheat it. ”

Yi Han also knew that no one would believe this statement, so he no longer insisted on it.

"Huang Shao, he also deserves to be called Huang Shao?"

"Is this the point?"

"Ahem, for no reason, why did he send you?"

Yi Han spread his hands, and pretended to be helpless and said: "Alas, Huang Shao and I hit it off at first sight, heroes cherish heroes, what is a mere car? ”

"He's also a hero, not even a bear!" Xiao Xiao snorted disdainfully, "As for you, it's not much better." ”

"Don't say it too early, it's the first time we've met, and after knowing each other for a long time, you'll find that I actually have a lot of advantages, and I might like it." ”

"Like you?" Xiao Xiao suddenly raised her voice, "I will never like someone like you in my life!"

"Well, I probably wouldn't like a woman who is so old and wears SpongeBob SquarePants inside. ”

"I want you to ......"

Xiao Xiao stopped abruptly halfway through speaking, his face changed, and he looked at Yi Han incredulously.