"Why me?" said Lin Fan with a depressed expression. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Hmph, who made you disgust me and Sister Yanyu last time, what if you didn't wash your hands again? Stinky bastard, do you eat or not, if you don't eat, you must not wash your hands again!" Feng Chengcheng cocked his nose and said proudly.

"Anyway, I'm innocent, you don't like to eat or not. ”

Lin Fan shrugged his shoulders indifferently, his body was not afraid of the shadow crooked, grabbed the chopsticks and began to feast!

This guy shouted while eating: "Well, it's delicious, I played well today, look at this side, how elastic, how smooth, no matter how clipped, it can't be broken, it's the same as a sleeve, no matter how you get it, you can't break it......"

"Bah, bah, bah, what to say in the morning, it's just one word, delicious!"

Feng Chengcheng felt that his little universe was about to explode, is it a word that your house is delicious? This guy is obviously deliberately angry with himself!

Su Yanyu glanced at Lin Fan angrily, and said, "Cheng Cheng, let's eat quickly, otherwise I'll be late for school for a while." ”

"Got it, Sister Yanyu. ”

Feng Chengcheng nodded obediently, glared at Lin Fan viciously, sat down unwillingly, and stuffed noodles into his mouth in a big gulp.

With a bulging mouth like a frog, he stared at Lin Fan fiercely while chewing the noodles in his mouth hard, as if he was biting Lin Fan to relieve his anger!

At this time, Su Yanyu glanced up at Lin Fan, and suddenly said, "You don't have to send me to the group today." ”

"Huh?" Lin Fan was stunned for a moment, and grinned: "Boss, do you see that I work too hard and are ready to take a day off? Wow, boss, you are so good, I really love you to death!"

Su Yanyu rolled her eyes angrily, you love me to death, I have a fart, I don't love you!

As soon as Feng Chengcheng heard this, he stood up suddenly, pointed at Lin Fan and said angrily: "Stinky bastard, who made you love Sister Yanyu! Sister Yanyu is mine, you are not allowed to love, dare to rob me, Miss Ben will bite you to death!"

"Uh...... What's that, Miss Feng, you can't be les, right?" Lin Fan's eyes widened and he said with an incredulous expression.

Feng Chengcheng's little face turned red, like a monkey's ass, if he went to the intersection in the middle of the night, he would be treated as a red light!

Feng Chengcheng shook off his voice and roared: "Stinky bastard! rotten eggs! You are the same ~ sex ~ love, your whole family is the same ~ sex ~ love!"

"I'm sorry, my sexual orientation is relatively normal, and I'm not interested in men. Lin Fan took a closer look at Feng Chengcheng...... 's chest, and added: "I'm not interested in you either!"

"Ahh

"Okay Cheng Cheng, don't make trouble!"

Su Yanyu pulled Feng Chengcheng back to his seat, and when he saw Lin Fan's smug face, he snorted coldly: "And you, be less proud, don't make Cheng Cheng angry in the future, otherwise you will move out immediately!"

Lin Fan immediately closed his mouth in amusement.

Su Yanyu wondered, as long as these two people met, they would definitely quarrel, as if they were born enemies.

Especially Lin Fan, knowing that Feng Chengcheng's temper was burning at a moment's notice, he was still fanning the flames, and when he had time, Su Yanyu really wanted to sew Lin Fan's mouth with a needle and thread.

If this guy doesn't say a word, he can live at least one more year!

Su Yanyu glared at Lin Fan, and said in a majestic tone: "Today I asked the bodyguard to send me to the group, and you went to send Cheng Cheng to school, and ...... The prescription you prescribed works well, so help me grab another one by the way. ”

"Okay, then I'll be wronged and send Miss Feng to school. ”

Lin Fan shrugged indifferently, and Feng Chengcheng cast a murderous gaze!

After the meal, Su Yanyu left the villa under the escort of several bodyguards, and Lin Fan also leisurely drove Feng Chengcheng to the school.

……

It's just the autumn season, the weather in the East China Sea is still very hot, and the women on the street form a beautiful scenery.

Those who show their legs, those who show their grooves, those who expose their belly buttons, those who wear silk ~ socks, those who wear full b skirts, those who do not wear clothes, uh...... I'm sorry, I'm wrong, but in short, they're the only focus of men's attention!

When passing by a few beauties, Lin Fan whistled playfully, causing a lot of white eyes, Lin Fan didn't care, I am not RMB, and I can't expect everyone to like me, right?

"Pervert!"

Looking at Lin Fan's complexion, Feng Chengcheng sarcastically said viciously.

"Alas, Miss Feng, you are wrong, the love master Xu Zhimo once said: I will look for my only soul mate in the vast sea of people, I am lucky, I can't, I die!"

"It is said on the Internet: If you don't take the initiative, we will never have a story! I am just looking for my destined person again. Lin Fan shrugged his shoulders freely and said with a smile.

"That's still a pervert!" Feng Chengcheng hugged his chest and snorted coldly.

"Since you say I'm a pervert, then Miss Feng, how about we play a game? The corners of Lin Fan's mouth raised, and he said with a smile.

"Cut! Miss Ben is pure! Say, what game?" Feng Chengcheng snorted coldly.

"Guessing game, how about it, dare you dare?" Lin Fan said with a smile.

"Stinky bastard, don't you know that Miss Ben's IQ is 120?

"Fortunately, it's 120, if it's 0, then it's boring!" Lin Fan said with a smile.

"Stinky bastard, what are you talking about?" Feng Chengcheng's big eyes full of anger glared fiercely!

Lin Fan smiled disapprovingly, and said, "I can solve the problem! The first question, there is a well in Cangshan called empty, and there is water in the well, and there is a female star." ”

"Teacher Cang!"

Feng Chengcheng didn't have a good temperament, glanced at Lin Fan with disdain, and raised his head arrogantly.

It's worthy of being a stinky bastard rotten egg, the questions are so dirty, fortunately it's yourself, if it's Sister Yanyu, you definitely can't guess the answer!

"Oh, that's good! The second question, a group of men watch a small movie and play a sport?" Lin Fan continued to ask.

"Rowing (quite well)!" I said stinky bastard, can you make something difficult, this is too easy!" Feng Chengcheng said with no interest.

"Since you want to play a high difficulty, then I'll give you a hard one, are you sure you want to accept it?" Lin Fan said with a smile.

"Hmph, just let the horses come!" Feng Chengcheng pursed his lips and said disdainfully.

The corners of Lin Fan's mouth raised, it seemed that he didn't give her some color, he really thought that the master was covered!

"If you move at the top, it hurts at the bottom, if you don't move at the top, move at the bottom by yourself, play a sport!" Lin Fan said with a smile.

Feng Chengcheng's face turned red, his little fists were immediately clenched together, and he said indignantly: "Stinky bastard, can you think about it and stop being so dirty? I haven't done this kind of thing, I ...... How would I know......"

Lin Fan rolled his eyes and said, "I said Miss Feng, the mystery is obviously very pure, and it is a very durable exercise, but you said that it is dirty, is it your dirty thoughts or my dirty thoughts?"

Feng Chengcheng's eyes immediately jumped with flames, and he felt like he was being provoked, but as soon as he remembered the mystery, two red fiery clouds floated on his face!

However, Feng Chengcheng didn't want to admit defeat to Lin Fan, and he was embarrassed to say it bluntly, and said hesitantly: "That's it...... That thing you men love to do......"

"Oh, what do we men like to do?Miss Feng, I don't have a good brain, please make it clear!" Lin Fan resisted the urge to laugh and pretended to be confused.

Feng Cheng Cheng gritted his teeth angrily, this stinky bastard must have done it on purpose, his mouth squirmed for a long time, and he coldly squeezed out a sentence between his teeth!

"It's the man and the woman, the thing in bed......"

Lin Fan glanced at Feng Chengcheng with disdain and said, "Feng Chengcheng, you are so yellow!"