Chapter 1000 Features
The lights are bright and the people are noisy, and the city is not deserted at all at night.
Walking out of the hotel, Liu Haiyang and the others separated, the Didi Party and the Cyclist went to the roadside to find a car with their mobile phones, but he walked towards the nearest parking lot with the other self-driving parties.
The long road is boring, and Atletico Madrid and his "New Peach Blossom Spring" are mentioned again and become a hot topic again.
Raising his mobile phone, the round-faced little pineapple said excitedly: "Hey! It's lively now, the battle of Xu Lei in the morning is just a small wave, and Atletico Madrid is so mixed that the entire martial arts circle has been blown up." A bunch of people around the neck @ Atletico Madrid, let him explain and apologize!"
Someone asked, "Did he apologize?"
"Of course not!" Pineapple pouted, "Yu Dazui made such a big news, and he didn't make a formal apology, Atletico Madrid just answered questions and drew videos to express his views, why should he apologize? Besides, the current traditional martial arts problem is boundless, and other people's taekwondo, judo, and karate exams have to be tested in actual combat, but our martial arts do not test actual combat. Hehe, do you know what the test is?"
As soon as these words came out, everyone spoke one after another, and some people asked: "What do you test without actual combat?"
Some people hesitated and speculated: "It should be a routine, right? I remember that JetLi was the champion of the National Games routine competition. By the way, he seems to be from Shichahai Sports School, and Xu Xiaodong and Lei Lei are also his alumni. ”
After Atletico Madrid's reminder, the relationship between Xu Lei and the two was quickly excavated, and now netizens who are concerned about this matter know that both of them are from the "Wulin Famous Temple" - Shichahai Sports School.
Liu Haiyang, who didn't open his mouth, spoke: "Actually, I have to take the actual combat test." ”
"The first three and three paragraphs of the first paragraph are indeed as Pineapple said, only the exam is not the actual battle. The Wushu Association has a complete set of tutorials, including Chen Yang, Wu Wu and Sun Liu-style Taiji, Wing Chun, Bagua, Baji, Tongbei, Praying Mantis, Flip, Xingyi, Shaolin, Wuzu, and Changquan, and three kinds of equipment: short stick, nunchuck, and swordsmanship. Coupled with foot poking and self-defense, there are a total of 21 kinds of martial arts skills. As long as you master the textbooks of the corresponding section, you can apply for the first three stages of the rank assessment, and if you pass the theoretical score and technical assessment, you can directly obtain the first three sections. ”
"In the fourth section, the boxing techniques, equipment, and routines are still one-person exercises, and the examiner assesses the completeness of the movements. The Sanda event will be added to the actual combat content, the fourth stage requires 1 minute of actual combat, and the fifth and sixth sections need 2 minutes. ”
At this time, someone interjected and asked with a smile: "What about the seven or eight paragraphs? Is it 4 minutes of actual combat?"
"No, the seventh, eighth, and ninth dans belong to the high ranks, and the winners are either experts and professors in the school, or grandmasters and elders in the sect, how can they fight and kill? The review committee assigns a topic and asks you to go back and write your dissertation and defend it on the spot, while also evaluating your academic achievements. ”
"Seems to be more perverted?" Pineapple took a sharp breath, "Teachers and engineers have to write papers, doctors have to write papers, why do even martial artists have to write papers?"
Liu Haiyang pursed his lips, "You ask me, who do I ask?"
In fact, the answer was in his head, but he couldn't say anything. In the end, he had to say: "One, two, three are the initial rank, and students who have received martial arts training can reach it; four, five, and six are the middle rank, and most of the athletes and coaches are at this level; seven, eight, and nine are the high ranks, which belong to Taishan Beidou, so they naturally have to shoulder the task of enriching theories and developing boxing." By the way, Lei Lei's Tai Chi Grandmaster is actually his self-styled one, he 'created' the so-called Lei Gong Tai Chi, and then was blown into the so-called Grandmaster by the media, but in fact, he was not recognized and endorsed by the General Administration Martial Arts Center and the Martial Arts Association. ”
"Is this actually the case?" Pineapple was full of surprise, came back to her senses, and looked at Liu Haiyang with a strange expression, "These things are so complicated, how do you know so clearly, Mr. Liu?"
"Hehe," Lao Liu smiled and stroked his beard: "I know this, naturally because I have also taken the rank exam, so I naturally know these basic common sense." ”
"Huh?" Pineapple turned her head curiously, looked Liu Haiyang up and down, and swept her eyes twice over his slightly bulging belly, "Boss, you actually took the exam too, what rank is it?"
"A paragraph," Liu Haiyang was slightly embarrassed, and then added: "I took martial arts in physical education class in college, and I applied for the exam section at the end of the semester, but I never got it again, so the rank is relatively low." ”
Pineapple replied casually, and her mood dropped significantly.
Lao Liu also knew that his rank was too good to handle, so he said with a smile: "I just took the test casually, Atletico is amazing!"
"Oh?" Not only Pineapple, but everyone else got excited, and they all came over and asked, "How many paragraphs is he?"
"Three paragraphs!"
"It's not high!" The onlookers expressed a little disappointment, "Not to mention the high rank, at least it has to be a middle rank, right?"
"The rank can't go up, it's because his age and qualifications are not enough," Liu Haiyang shrugged, and said helplessly: "As long as the first, second and third sections are up to standard, the fourth, fifth and sixth sections are declared but there are hard indicators that the previous section has been obtained for two years, and has been engaged in martial arts activities for ten, fifteen, and twenty years. ”
"That's not right, right?" Pineapple asked, "It should be enough for ten years now, why hasn't he been promoted?"
"I can't go up," Liu Haiyang shook his head vigorously, "From the beginning of the fourth stage, it depends on your social influence and martial arts contributions." In addition to the theoretical and technical achievements, it is also necessary to make achievements in martial arts competitions, professional title evaluation, student training, martial arts management, and thesis monographs, so as to be successfully promoted. Atletico Madrid guy is a trouble-prone character, for him, the three and four sections are the same, he can add grades to the teacher, so he is naturally too lazy to make up conditions for promotion. ”
"yes," Pineapple nodded and shook her head, "This kind of rank system that values theory and despises actual combat, I'm not interested in it." ”
"It's really unexpected!" A girl with a nice voice interjected, and said with a look of fascination: "Atletico Madrid is not only a top student in the fields of IT and biology, but also so powerful in the field of martial arts. ”
"That's not necessarily, Guoguo," Glass stretched out his right hand and shook it, "The ancient martial arts champion still has to test the bow, saber and gun, and it's not good for Atletico to send this theory." ”
"Who told you that he was a theorist?" Liu Haiyang suddenly interjected and looked at the round-faced boy with a funny smile.
Pineapple weakly pointed at her fingers, "Didn't you say it Mr. Liu?"
"I'm just saying that he got perfect marks in theory, which is not the same thing as theory. In fact, his actual combat ability is the strongest I have ever seen, and after only a few months of study, he has already beaten invincible opponents all over the school. Whether it is a classmate or a martial arts teacher, none of them are his opponents. ”
Pineapple pouted, "This should have something to do with the school, right? ”
"Hey, our school also has sports students," Liu Haiyang smiled and waved his hand, "Anyway, as far as I know, that guy likes to compete with people, and he is still undefeated." ”
"Is it really that powerful?" the glass felt unbelievable.
"It's that powerful, it's a monster. ”
"Oops!" suddenly a female voice exclaimed from the crowd, and everyone looked over there, but it was Weiwei, a long-haired girl who had not spoken.
Caught in the eyes of everyone, the girl immediately blushed and hurriedly raised her mobile phone to cover her face, "What do you see me doing?"
Guoguo leaned over to Weiwei, stopped her shoulder and quipped, "You were so shocked, we thought something was wrong with you." ”
Accidentally catching a glimpse of the mobile phone screen in the palm of the other party's hand, Guoguo suddenly wondered, "Who is this 'Atletico Madrid'?
As long as it is a game run by bees, the names of Atletico and Tang Jiayi are forbidden words, and only the two of them can use them. ”
"So what are they doing now? Beat up the boss and drop the god costume ingots?"
"No," Vivi shook her head flatly, "it's Atletico who are singleing them out." ”
"Single-handedly, it's obviously a bunch of people beating him!"
Wei Wei hooked the corners of her mouth: "The problem is that the dead and injured are all guys in that group." ”
"yes," Guoguo stared at the screen for a few seconds, and found that although Atletico Madrid was chased wolf and a little embarrassed, he was never caught up, and he was able to easily cut down a few opponents when he was fleeing, and obviously had enough strength to spare.
They bite their ears here, and the others listen to them, and their hearts are like a hundred claws scratching their hearts, but they are extremely itchy.
Finally, someone couldn't suppress their curiosity, and interjected: "This is actually nothing, right? The journey also has the King of the Heavenly Dragon, which can be strengthened with one enemy hundred and B warriors is particularly high, and the attack of ordinary players hits the body, Miss crosses a part, the resistance cancels out a part, and the defense reduces the damage part, and the remaining actual damage is not worth mentioning at all compared to their super long health bar, and there is not much automatic recovery. ”
"There is no game under the bee that you said," Wei Wei shook her head vigorously, categorically denying the other party's speculation, "Also, Kung Fu Empire is a purely competitive game, and the official does not sell attributes, martial arts, equipment and enhancements are all collected by players themselves and then combined by themselves." Even Atletico Madrid, in the face of these people, can only keep fighting and let others block the gun for him, otherwise he will be set on fire and die in the morning. ”
The Kung Fu Empire Arena has collision volume and teammate damage, and as long as you keep walking, you can achieve a one-to-many counterattack like a kung fu movie.
When she spoke, her eyes never left the phone screen, and seeing that everyone was still chattering and asking, she was a little impatient, "Okay, okay, you guys look at the game by yourself, Kung Fu Empire, Telecom Region, Empire Arena." ”
When others heard this, some people immediately rushed to find the client of "Kung Fu Empire OL", and some were more calm and witty, so they opened the search engine and found the live broadcast room. This time the matter is so big, someone should broadcast it live.
Liu Haiyang bitterly criticized some people who didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, and then also picked up his mobile phone to open the browser.
He has little interest in Atletico single-handedly taking on many players, but is more concerned about why this brawl started.
The answer is not hard to find.
As a pure kung fu competitive game, Kung Fu Empire gathers a considerable number of martial arts enthusiasts. Atletico's "New Peach Blossom Spring" at night obviously hurt the feelings of some of them. As with other games, players soon swiped the screen on the world channel and scolded the boss to vent their frustrations. Although the system has an intelligent blocking system, the scolding culture is broad and profound, and a way to bypass the system can always be found.
Some people took the lead, and the army of scolding horses gathered more and more, exchanging their scolding skills with each other. It wasn't until Atletico suddenly went online and asked GM to move all the curse players to the Imperial Arena that the curse tournament ended without a hitch. Instead, it's a heads-up conference.
Putting down the phone, Lao Liu didn't know what to say, so he had to chuckle, "Hey!"
It seemed to be in response to his sigh, and an imposing "Rhythm of Rhythm" suddenly sounded in the air.
Just like the once popular sword-drawing text message bell, the neighing of the outstanding horses immediately attracted everyone's sideways attention, and they all looked up in the direction from which the sound came.
At this time, everyone had already walked into the parking lot, and at the intersection of everyone's eyes, a red coupe was parked. The sharp edges and corners are tough, and the bulging front end has the muscular style of an American sports car, which is obviously not the same style as the surrounding family cars and SUVs.
Feeling that the model was a little familiar, Pineapple took a few quick steps and looked down at the car logo. I thought I would see Ford, Buick, Chevrolet, Chrysler and other big-name logos, but who knew that what caught my eye was a silver horse running in the blue grassland.
"Hmm? Is it a pony coupe? Did I cross it? Isn't this car officially debuting yet? Why is someone driving it now?"
Hearing his words, someone asked, "Ponies also have coupes? Don't they make battery bikes, balance bikes, and bicycles? When did they change careers?"
"Ponies also have coupes," Pineapple pouted and responded to the other party: "Go back and search for the warm-up video of the Pony's Modu Auto Show, and you should be able to see this car." The car in the video was silver, so I didn't recognize it at first. ”
Just as the two stopped to chat, Liu Haiyang had already walked to the pony coupe.
Sensing his approach, a pair of headlights suddenly lit up, and with the sound of the war horse's hooves and jets, it looked very energetic.
Stepping on the projection navigation that appeared under the body, Liu Haiyang walked to the direction of the cab, pulled the car door and sat straight in.
I was about to start the car, but I saw the pineapple guy pounce and stop the car, "Wait!
"What's the matter?" asked Lao Liu angrily.
"The Modu Auto Show hasn't started yet, Mr. Liu, why are you driving a new car?"
"This is not a new car," Liu Haiyang shook his head, "You admit your mistake! ”
"Huh?" Pineapple looked at the back of the car, and sure enough, she found an abnormality, "This is a dark horse, not a thunderhorse?"
Dark Horse is a turbo-fueled extended-range electric vehicle launched by Pony North America, which uses a turbine gas generator to convert fuel chemical energy into electrical energy to drive the motor to run. In order to avoid hot exhaust fumes, there is a huge heat dissipation area at the rear of the black horse, which is very recognizable in appearance.
Even with safety measures in place, many people are still suspicious of hot exhaust gases. As a result, Pony North America has launched a pure electric version of the Dark Horse B1, Reimmar E1, because the family-style front face is very close, and there are really not a few people who mistake this car.
(End of chapter)