Extra: A shoddy New Year's special
Corpse Soul Realm, New Year's Day. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Everywhere is lit up, and everyone is celebrating the new year and praying for a better year ahead.
Of course, the same is true of the Sifeng Courtyard family, in addition to the sacrifice of the temple, the clansmen will also go to the homes of close people to pay New Year's greetings, and such a festival is also the happiest for children, because there is New Year's money to take.
However, as the head of the Sifeng Courtyard family, it is not so easy, in addition to receiving visiting guests, it is also necessary to arrange various activities for the New Year, so that the Sifeng Courtyard family can run in an orderly manner in the new year.
Yan San didn't have to worry too much about these things, because it was no longer the era of the twenty-third generation of the four Fengyuan Yan San, but the era of the twenty-fourth generation of the four Fengyuan Yushiro.
Having said that, Yan San doesn't have to do anything, some affairs can only be handled by him because Yushiro is still too young, so even if it's the New Year, Yan San can only stay alone in the lobby of Si Feng Yuan's house to deal with various documents.
But now Yan San looked at the things in his hand, and his mood was faintly excited.
He knelt at the low table, holding the New Year's card that Yeyi had sent from the present world, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
The style of the greeting card is no different from an ordinary New Year's greeting card, but the pattern on it is particularly out of place in Yan San's opinion.
What pattern will the extremely proud princess of the Sifeng Courtyard family use to send a New Year's card, needless to say, of course, it is herself.
Ye Yi on the greeting card, wearing the backless Xing Zhan outfit, because a large part of the fabric was missing, so only the bit of fabric in front of her could not wrap her proud upper circumference at all.
If it was just that, after all, Yan San also knew that her [instantaneous] would make the fabric on her back meaningless.
But what made him unbearable was that the night on the greeting card had a teasing expression on his face, and his body landed on all fours like a beast.
Although it's just a very ordinary action, but with Yeyi's revealing clothes, it suddenly makes her temptation skyrocket, this is fucking ruining the family style of the Sifeng Courtyard family!
Standing up violently, Yan San slammed the greeting card in his hand to the ground, accompanied by a loud shout.
"This scum of the Sifeng Courtyard family!!"
The sound of angry shouts came out of the lobby, startling Yushiro Shishiro of Sifeng Temple, who was about to walk in.
He cautiously stretched out his head and looked at Yan San, who was flushed with anger, and hesitated for a long time before whispering hello.
"Brother, Happy New Year. β
"It's Yushiro, come in. β
Seeing that it was Yushiro, Yan San restrained his anger a little, and then beckoned him in.
Yushiro, who walked into the lobby, found a greeting card thrown on the ground by his brother at a glance, but because of the opposite, he couldn't see any pattern on it.
Although he was very interested, but looking at his angry brother, Yushiro didn't touch Yan San's nerves.
Yan San exhaled deeply, looked at the greeting card that he threw on the ground, snorted coldly, and stretched out his hand to face it.
Ugh
With a clear sound, the greeting card disappeared directly.
Sitting down again and looking at Yushiro beside him, Yan San smiled softly.
"There's not a lot of stuff going on, it's probably a little early for you to go and receive those visiting guests. β
Shaking his head slightly, Yushiro said to Yan San with a confident expression.
"I'm fine, brother, and I have Elder Ryozhen by my side to help me. β
"Also, there are elders here who are not worried about what will go wrong. Yan San nodded approvingly, and then looked at Yushiro who was sitting beside him.
"So, why are you here, there are no more guests over there? β
"Hmm. Yushiro nodded, then continued.
"The guests all went back just now, and Elder Ryozhen asked me to take a break, so I came to see if my brother needed my help. β
"That's it!" looked at the documents on his desktop and sighed, Yan San touched Yushiro's hair.
"You don't have to worry about it here, go out and have fun, the business district should be very lively now, let's go and see around." β
"Is that possible. Yushiro said happily, and Yan San nodded affirmatively.
"Go ahead and enjoy the New Year. β
"What about brother?" Yushiro frowned as he looked at the documents on Yan San's desk.
Scratching his head, Yan San said indifferently.
"Wait a minute, my brother will go over there to have a look, you go first. β
"Oh well. Looking at Yan San's encouraging eyes, Yushiro left Sifeng's house full of joy.
"Whew, really. β
Rubbing his brows, Yan San focused on the documents, but it may be because of the interest of being aroused, he couldn't stand it anymore.
"Forget it, I'll go over there too. β
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After cleaning up, Yan San came to the commercial street near the 11th team.
"It's really a comfortable life. β
Walking on the street, Yan San muttered to himself, and suddenly a crisp female voice came from a tea house next to him, and Yan San could hear that it was the voice of Ise Nanao.
"I think it's personal freedom what kind of New Year's card to give. β
said this very calmly, but Yan San immediately thought of the greeting card sent by Yeyi, and his head was immediately full of black lines.
"You can't talk nonsense, even if it's a greeting card, you can't give everything!"
"Hey, I'm talking..."
Hibanya Winter Shiro's voice also came from this tea house, and his voice was full of helplessness.
Yan San, who originally planned to leave like this, became curious after hearing the voice of Dong Shilang.
Restrained his breath, and then hid outside the house and looked at the group of people inside, and found that all of them were plot characters, and he was immediately even more curious.
"That's right, the Shiban team still uses the photo of the captain of Komamura, and it's not the Year of the Dog. β
Matsumoto Ranju spoke in a coquettish tone, which suddenly gave Yan San goosebumps.
"He has nothing to do with the sexagenary branch!" said Winter Shilang loudly.
"What about this, is this the Year of the Cat? β
Kusaka Yachiryu took out a New Year's card with a black cat and showed it to everyone.
"This is absolutely impossible!" Winter Shilang, who was responsible for the task of complaining, once again dutifully complained.
The others didn't react much to the greeting card in Yachiliu's hand, but one person shivered when he looked at the greeting card, which was caused by his excitement and couldn't help himself.
"It's a big night..."
Who else has such a reaction but Crushed Bee.
"What's wrong with you?" Yachiryu asked with a puzzled expression, looking at Broken Bee.
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At the same time, the present, Urahara store.
"Some people also sent New Year's cards to you. Kisuke Urahara said as he handed over a bunch of New Year's cards to Yeyi.
Yaichi reached out and took it, then smiled softly.
"Oh, I'll take a look. β
While opening the greeting card, he said to himself.
"I don't know if my little brother and little three like the New Year's cards I sent past. β
Then there was a sudden pause in the process of opening the greeting card, and he said something in a soft voice.
"Ah, I forgot to send it to Crusherbee. β
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Return to the Lingting, in the tea house of the commercial street.
"My hobby is..."
Niein Wu was holding a greeting card full of mosaics, which seemed to be a taboo thing for the world.
"It's not a New Year's card anymore, is it?"
Winter Shilang suddenly complained excitedly, this kind of thing is too exciting for him.
Yan San glanced at it curiously, and found that he could only see a mosaic, it seemed that this was indeed an existence that the world could not tolerate.
"I wish I could be a little shorter. Hu Che Yongyin gestured with his hand on his head, looking depressed.
"Who made you say that you have an inferiority complex for the body. β
Winter Shilang is no longer able to complain.
After listening to it for a long time, Yan San figured out that they were just talking about New Year's cards, really, it took so long to talk nonsense about such a trivial matter.
Shaking his head, Yan San was about to leave here, but then Ise Nanao's words drew his attention back.
"Speaking of which.... It's really heartless for a man who cares about a New Year's card like this. β
ββ¬β
Hearing this, the green tendons in Yan San's temples suddenly bulged, and he roared uncontrollably in his heart.
"It's not me who cares, it's that bastard Yaichi who has gone too far!!"
Not to mention that Yan San substituted himself into the words of Ise Nanao and returned to the tea house.
After listening to Ise Nanao's words, Ichika immediately refuted.
"If you say that, aren't you too..."
But he was immediately stopped by the bow relatives.
"Forget it, corner, you can't win against women in arguments. β
Then Qixu, who heard this, was upset again, and shouted at Winter Shilang.
"What do you say!Do you want to say that women only chatter?!"
"No, I said it all, I didn't say anything. β
Winter Shilang replied with a disgraced face, and his voice was very low.
"Well, even if it's not an argument, we won't lose to men."
Hu Che Yongyin cheered behind and said, although he is very tall, he has no power at all, and Bai Chang is so big.
"Then it's just a matter of being indiscriminate. β
Suddenly, a deep male voice came in from outside the house.
Everyone turned their heads to look, and it turned out to be Hinosaki Shubei and Kira Izuru.
"Hinosaki! Kira!" Winter Shiro exclaimed in surprise.
"We also have self-esteem as men. β
Kira ignored the cause and effect and said directly, but Yan San, who was hiding outside the house, nodded in agreement.
"Hey..."
Winter Shilang looked confused.
"Let's fight it out. Madara looked at the other side with a serious expression and said.
"Fight it out!" said Ise Nanao with great momentum.
"Hey..."
Winter Shilang's confusion is even deeper.
"Okay, okay, everyone, calm down. The grass deer Baqianliu came out and persuaded everyone.
And then.
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The scene changed, and everyone came to a large empty house.
"In that case, women vs. men are here, let's win or lose!" said to the crowd kneeling on both sides with an excited face.
"The first time, the confrontation between men and women, the New Year Domino Competition. β
Winter Shilang propped his head and said with a puzzled expression.
"Why do you use dominoes, and. β
Turning his head to look at Yan San beside him, Dong Shilang said with a twitching expression.
"Why are you here all of a sudden?"
"I'm also curious, and why do I have to play domino games with you miscellaneous fish. β
Yan San also spit out at the current situation, but it sounded so awkward.
Ribangu Winter Shilang is a black line on his face, but he didn't say much, anyway, he was a little used to Yan San's habit of opening his mouth and closing his mouth.
"So let's get started. Yachiryu held up the card and announced the start, but Nanao immediately interrupted.
"Hmm, President, don't you need to explain the rules!"
"You all know this, it's just a normal domino game. Eight thousand streams waved their hands indifferently.
"Let's start with the first one, then!"
Yachiryu took out the cards, and then read out the scarlet sentence above.
γThree seats for breakfast, the first sunriseγ
"Hah"
Ise Nanako took out a card in front of him.
Corner of Madara: ".. β¬..β
γThree seats of Madara in early spring, mirror cakeγ
"Hai"
Ise Nanao took out a card in front of him again.
Madara: "... β¬β¬...β
γBig open, three seats for Madara, pinballγ
Hearing this, Yijiao jumped directly to his feet, and shouted at Yaqianliu with a frenzied face.
"Hey~!!!What kind of domino is this!Obviously it's playing tricks on me!Anyway, that third one, what a pinball! What does it have to do with the New Year!"
Beep
A crisp whistle sounded.
"You leave the field because of your protest against the referee!" said Yachiryu mercilessly pulling out a red card and facing a corner.
"Nani!!What kind of rule is this!!I've never heard of it!" exclaimed Corner with a broken expression on his face.
"Because I didn't say it. Little Lori replied with an innocent face.
The background color changes to grayish-white.
"Madara Sansaki, Exit"
Ignoring the bald head who exited, the cute Lori voice continued to open her voice.
[Year of the Rabbit, of course, dogs also have rabbit ears]
Gong Qin looked for the corresponding card very seriously, and then found it on the right-hand side with sharp eyes.
"It's the one!"
With a loud shout, the bow pro grabbed the cards, but.
"Hello. β
A terrifying black shadow directly enveloped him, and Gong Qin screamed in horror.
"Ahhh
rumble
The whole house was shaking, but Yan San watched these people's tricks steadily.
"I'm sorry"
Yongyin scratched her head in embarrassment.
"That's too despicable, and the length of the arm is too far!"
Gong Qin shook the soldiers with tears streaming down his face.
"Who cares about you. The cultivator clasped his hands with a look of disgust, ignoring the cries of the bow relatives.
The game continues
[Welcome spring, pray for a long life, captain]
Xiubing stretched out his head and looked carefully, but at this time, Matsumoto Ranju on the opposite side sacrificed her murder weapon.
"Hmm~~ Because it's spring... In, in, in, where....."
Matsumoto Ranju was talking as he spoke, and at the same time charmingly pulled a trace of hair behind his ear, and at the same time leaned forward to reveal most of his plumpness, and Bai Huahua launched an extremely terrifying spiritual attack on the cultivators.
burst
The unsuspecting repairer was hit directly, and nosebleeds splattered immediately.
"Woo wow wow wow wow"
Kira let out a terrible scream.
The others also let out exclamations, and Yan San looked at this group of undisciplined guys with a twitching face, secretly thinking that he must not let Yushiro mix with them in the future, lest he be spoiled by them.
The scene turns gray again
"Vice Captain Hinosaki, temporarily retired due to injury"
"It's nasty, it's so nasty. β
Lying on the side, Xiu Bing muttered with a blushing face.
"Damn, using a murder weapon to cause Big Brother Hinosaki to bleed, do you want to do it like this!" Kira gritted his teeth and looked at Matsumoto Ranju.
"He had his own nosebleed. Matsumoto retorted unceremoniously, saying that it had nothing to do with him.
Ignoring the Hinosaki Repair who was under a huge mental attack over there, the domino game continued.
γMiscellaneous boiled smashed rice cakes, five-shaped headγ
"Hah"
Matsumoto ranju pounced on a card.
However, Kira, who was already ready, unceremoniously freed the slashing sword.
"I've come to my senses, look up, [Wabisuke]!"
"Look at the move. β
With a swipe, Matsumoto Ranju dodged a blow by leaning back, and Kira took the opportunity to stick the slashing knife into the card.
Matsumoto Ranju immediately complained.
"What are you?"
"It's too much, referee, isn't that a foul. Ise Nanao was much more straightforward and protested directly to the referee.
"Eh..."
But the unqualified referee was also embarrassed, and then he didn't understand it and just ignored it.
[Is the Snake Tail Pill the Year of the Monkey?or the Year of the Snake?]
"I'm not listening!!!Anyway, this isn't the format of five-seven-five!" Qixu shouted with a broken face.
"Snake, snake, snake...."
Kira muttered and looked around, but Nirvana suddenly pounced on him, and at the same time, his right arm turned directly into an electric drill, stabbing towards Kira's crotch.
"Ahhh
Kira Izuru suddenly screamed in horror.
But Niyin's target was not Kira, but the card in front of him, but before she could stab the electric drill in her hand, the card moved on its own, and then flew quickly to the right.
A hand rushed out, and Yan San was very chic and grabbed the card with his two fingers.
Seeing this, Kira looked at Yan San with a look of adoration and said.
"What a teacher!"
"Hmph, you're still far from it. β
Yan San held the card with a sneer, and then unceremoniously accepted Kira's compliment.
"Hey, why don't you even be..."
However, Winter Shilang was even more confused, and he thought that the only normal one was actually affected.
[Will you become beautiful if you dress up, you and the New Year]
"Ha~~"
The reinvigorated bow pounced again, but he was greeted by the bound path that Nanao had prepared.
"The fourth bound path, [this rope]"
Immediately, the bow relatives were tied up.
"It's Mine"
After solving the enemy, Nanao quickly pounced on the cards, but he was already aware that Kira's movements were not ambiguous.
"Thirty-one of the broken paths, [Red Artillery]. β
There was no way, Ise Nanao could only dodge this breakthrough to the side, and then the empty [Red Artillery] flew towards the cultivators who had regained their feet.
"Okay, I'm back on the battlefield. β
Xiu Bing stood up and rubbed his nose, and as soon as he said this, the [Red Artillery] hit him directly in the face from the front.
rumble
Suddenly, the cultivators fell again.
"How dare you do it!" said Ise Nanao, gritting his teeth at Kira.
Kira shook the cards in his hand proudly.
"We are each other. β
Winter Shilang looked at the scene in front of him with a bad expression on his face.
"Why is this happening? β
The scene turns gray for the third time.
"Vice Captain Hinosaki, retired again due to injury"
[Yan San of Simaple Temple, there is no Year of the Cat so there is no fish]
"Ha, are you provoking me, just a miscellaneous fish..."
Hearing this, Yan San was immediately upset, but before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by several excited people.
"Don't succeed, the thirty of the bound path, [mouth burst three flashes]!"
Kira jumped up and activated the binding, and immediately fixed Nirvana on the wall, and immediately looked for the cards after landing quickly.
"Okay, now, huh, huh, no?"
Then Yongyin easily picked up the cards at his feet.
"Hello, mine. β
"Nani!!, that was bait!" Kira exclaimed in disbelief.
"You're stupid. β
Winter Shilang looked at the expression of a fool.
However, Kira didn't pay attention to it at all, and said very seriously.
"I've come to my senses. β
Move your eyes outside the house.
With the chanting, attacks burst through the walls and shot out of the room.
"Fifty-eight of the broken path, [Khotan]. "This is Kira's.
"The sixty-second of the bound path, [100 steps of the column]. "This is Qixu's.
"Bloom, [vine peacock]. "It's a bow kiss.
"Well, I can't keep up with you anymore. β
Looking at the chaotic scene in front of him, Winter Shilang didn't want to say anything anymore.
"Hah... Ha.. Ha.. Hah."
The men gasped for air.
"Hah... Ha.. Ha.. Hah."
The women were also short of breath and their chests rose and fell violently.
At this moment, Yachiryu's voice suddenly interjected, attracting everyone's attention.
[Night one~, I didn't make it to the commemorative award of the zodiac~]
Everyone shifted their gaze to a card on the ground, but before they could react, an awe-inspiring chill made everyone shiver, and then looked at the source of the chill.
"This domino . . . Night Adult.. This domino .."
Broken Bee was red-eyed, carrying a huge missile in the direction of the crowd.
"Hey!!Bridge Beans!Bridge Bean Sack.." Sweating profusely, the Winter Lion leaned against the wall, looking at the crushed bee with a frenzied look on his face.
However, Shatterbee did not react at all, and with a shout, he fired the swastiked missile.
"I will never give it to you!"
shout
rumble
The earth-shattering explosion directly smashed the room where everyone was staying into pieces, and a huge mushroom cloud rose in the Lingling Court.
In the ruins, everyone was disgraced, either sitting or kneeling, or they were buried in the soil, except for Yan San, who had disappeared, in short, everyone else was confused. Oh, and there's one other person besides.
"Hey, yes..."
Broken Bee blushed and held the cards with black cats and zodiac signs, and smirked with his back to the others.
"Speaking of which, Captain, you seem to have something to do with me. β
Matsumoto Ranju asked in a daze at Winter Shirou.
"Ah, Matsumoto.. Happy New Year. β
Winter Shilang said calmly.
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Time passed quickly, and soon it came to 23:59.
Present, Urahara store.
Knock knock
A brief knock on the door caught the attention of the two men in the room, stopping them who were holding their glasses to toast.
"Who could it be so late?" said Yoyi with some curiosity as he put down his cup and said to Kisuke Urahara on a plate.
"Just go out and see. β
Kisuke Urahara opened the door with a nonchalant expression, and then saw two large gift boxes placed on the ground.
"This... This.."
"No, isn't it. Does anyone still remember the birthdays of the two of us!!"
"I should!!"
Standing on a tall building in the distance, Yan San looked at the happy expressions of the two of them, and snorted lightly with disdain.
"Humph!"
ps: Kisuke Urahara's birthday is December 31st, and the night of Shikaedein is January 1st
(I don't know if there is a New Year's chapter to be continued.) οΌ