Chapter 301: Jerk off with Tsunade
"Airplanes?" Tsunade looked at Yang Ming with a confused expression, "What is this, you want you to teach me how to fight?"
Tsunade asked herself, her strange power was already able to break ten thousand spells with one force, and there was no ninjutsu at all. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
In this ninja world now, what else can teach her?
If it weren't for the words coming from Yang Ming's mouth, Tsunade would have been sarcastic a sentence or two.
However, it's the first time Tsunade has heard of the word airplane, and he can't help but be a little curious, is it some unknown technology?
Sounds like a powerful person, but is it an enemy?
With curiosity and questions, Tsunade's beautiful eyes stared at Yang Ming, trying to find the answer from his face.
"Ahem, ahem!" The corners of Yang Ming's mouth twitched, and he pretended to be stupid: "Ah, did I say something just now?"
Tsunade stepped forward with her beautiful face, Yang Ming could even see her face clearly, and a hot breath came to her face, hitting Yang Ming's face, it actually felt a little itchy.
If this scene is seen by Jiraiya, he must be inspired, the title of the book is the favorite man of the demon Hokage, telling a story of attacking the Hokage and the weak shopkeeper, twists and turns.
Tsunade stared at Yang Ming seriously, and he could clearly see her pair of willow eyebrows shaking.
"You just said that you want to teach me how to jerk off. ”
Tsunade exhaled like an orchid, and the good fragrance made Yang Ming drunk, and he felt reluctant to leave.
As for Tsunade, it's a different feeling.
Tsunade didn't know why, when she looked at Yang Ming's previous appearance of not admitting the account, she actually felt a little lost in her heart.
Perhaps, it's because Tsunade lost the opportunity to be with Yang Ming!
"What's that......" Yang Ming's scalp was numb when he was stared at by Tsunade, his throat moved up and down, and he swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
Really, Tsunade is so charming, and he's so close to him, any man would be willing to be Megumi Yanagishita!
Fortunately, after so many things, Yang Ming has already cultivated a calmness that will not fall before the collapse of Mount Tai.
"Jerking off is a very rigorous, very technical thing, and it is difficult for ordinary people to do it!"
Yang Ming looked at Tsunade seriously and said nonsense seriously.
As for Tsunade, believe it or not?
Anyway, Yang Ming said, I believe it!
There was a surge of unyielding strength in Tsunade's heart, she had never surrendered since she was a child.
Now hearing Yang Ming say this, it seems that jerking off is a very difficult thing, and a fire burns in Tsunade's heart!
"Yang Ming, just say it, there's nothing I can't do!" Tsunade said confidently.
Tsunade doesn't believe in this evil!
The granddaughter of her dignified first Hokage, as the fifth Hokage, she can't even hit a plane!
Doesn't that mean that she is very incompetent!
If Yang Ming knew Tsunade's thoughts, I'm afraid he would burst out laughing!
That's right, you're really the only one who can't do it!
Whether it is the past, the present, or the future, among the Hokages of all generations, you are the only one who can't fight planes!
The corners of Yang Ming's mouth twitched, pretending to have a serious expression.
"Airplanes are a very powerful enemy, even so strong that you can't imagine it, you can't fight it!"
Bang!
Tsunade was extremely angry, slapped the table, and posed as an eldest sister.
"Yang Ming, after all, you still don't believe that I have this ability!"
No, you didn't have one!
The corners of Yang Ming's mouth twitched, and he silently complained in his heart.
Now, he regretted it a little, why he could stay calm when he saw other women in the original book, but when he saw Tsunade, he couldn't help but want to tease her.
It's like digging a hole to bury yourself!
Yang Ming stiffened his head and said, "Because, you are missing a golden hoop stick!"
"That's right, it's the Golden Hoop Stick!"
Yang Ming said with great certainty that he was almost moved by his wit!
Without a golden hoop stick, see if you are afraid!
Who knows, things are completely beyond Yang Ming's expectations!
Tsunade's eyes lit up, and he said confidently, "You mean, an artifact like a grass pheasant sword?"
Tsunade confidently clenched his fist and slapped his chest, which immediately set off a wave that stunned the people around him, and some even lacked concentration, leaving two lines of nosebleeds.
"Don't worry, I'll find the golden rod. ”
"And ......" Tsunade blushed on his face and whispered, "Jerk off with you!"
Burst!
Yang Ming squirted out the tea he had just drunk in his mouth and splashed it on the pair of murder weapons on Tsunade's chest, making them look shiny and shiny, which was eye-catching!
Finished!
Am I saying something wrong!
Golden hoop sticks or something, how could you possibly find them!
Hey, wait!
it!
In the Hokage world, there is a golden hoop stick!
At this time, Yang Ming suddenly remembered in horror that the psychic beast that seemed to be the third generation of the purpose would turn into a golden hoop stick!
If Tsunade borrowed this psychic beast, what should Yang Ming do!
When the time comes, how will this lie be fulfilled?
When Yang Ming thought about it, the ape demon turned into a golden hoop stick and was wielded by Tsunade with great force.
That picture is so beautiful, Yang Ming really can't think about it!
Tsunade took out a handkerchief, gently wiped the tea from Yang Ming's mouth, and said coquettishly: "Look at you, don't be so excited!"
"I have a clue now, and I'll be able to find the Golden Hoop Stick in no time and jerk off with you!"
Yang Ming's heart was full of faces, and he knew that he wouldn't tease Tsunade.
The baby's heart is bitter, and the baby can't speak!
Yang Ming really wanted to say to Tsunade, the situation is not what you think!
Don't go to the ape demon!
It's a pity that Tsunade's current state has fallen into a fantasy and can't listen to it at all!
At this time, the system actually jumped out and fell into the ground!
"Congratulations to the host for triggering the hidden quest: fill the pit you dug yourself. ”
"Task description: People don't be romantic, people don't die if they don't die, since the host is rare to die once, you have to find a way to lie, otherwise it will cause Tsunade's great disgust and add unnecessary trouble to the shop. ”
"Reward: Shop Renovation LV5. ”
Seeing the description of this task, as well as the reward of this task, Yang Ming suddenly felt a pain in his eyes.
Without him, the system has always been that the higher the difficulty of the task, the richer the rewards.
In the past, the reward of small store decoration was often matched with more difficult tasks.
Now it seems that Yang Ming wants to fulfill this lie, I'm afraid it's not that simple!
"The system is right that people don't die if they don't die. ”
"I'll never die again!"
Yang Ming's heart was full of faces, and he didn't know what to say.
At this moment, there was a sudden commotion among the customers in the small shop.
"Oh my God, this girl is so beautiful!"
"Yes, yes, look at her flowing white hair, it's amazing, it's so charming!"