"Hahaha......"

In the dumpling restaurant, Gao Jun listened to the sober Tong Ling tell the whole story, he slapped the table and stomped his feet, so happy that the snot bubbles came out, and his stomach hurt.

Tong Ling was tossed for a long time, her body was weak, and her spirit was even more sluggish, but at this time, seeing Gao Jun laughing so happily, and this laughter is contagious, thinking about these things again, she also burst out laughing.

It's so clever that it makes people laugh to death.

A white bone spirit turned into his own appearance to confuse Gao Jun, and two stupid thieves happened to kidnap him at the same time, but as soon as the two of them met, they won countless victories in the world!

It's like you're an old man, you owe Zhang San money and Li Si's money respectively, one day these two creditors came to the door at the same time to ask for debts, and before you could speak, Zhang San first said, 'You owe me money for a year, and you have to pay me back first'. Li Si also said, 'I owe it for a year and a half, you have to pay it back to me first'.

After coming and going, these two creditors fought, and they ended up together, and if there is no creditor, the money naturally does not have to be repaid!

This kind of thing is rare for eternity, and Tong Ling's thing is even more bizarre, how can it not make people laugh.

Gao Jun felt that he was about to laugh, so he barely held back, what do you think about this, in addition to being funny, it is still funny.

No wonder those two stupid thieves dared to swear to threaten, it turned out that they really tied up 'Tong Ling', as for the witch, Gao Jun had doubts before, but he didn't expect it to be so magical.

However, Gao Jun even abused the stealth man, the grass man, and the light man to death, and there is nothing to be surprised that one more will change his face.

But Tong Ling was still meeting a monster for the first time, and she was still apprehensive at this time, and she was about to speak, but she heard the landline phone in the small store ringing, and she looked at the time, it was already past four o'clock, and the meal was about to arrive.

I only heard Tong Cheng answer the phone outside: "I'm sorry, our store is a little ...... today"

Tong Ling was anxious when she heard this, so she rushed out directly, grabbed the phone, and said softly: "Our store is open as usual, if you have made a reservation before, please come to eat at your scheduled time, welcome." ”

After speaking, he hung up the phone, and his character of asking for money was really speechless.

"I'm fine, things are over, meals must be open for business, one day of closure will be one day less, housing, water and electricity, your salary is all in this." Tong Ling said that Brother Luo said: "Today I have something to close down, tomorrow you have something to do out of business, then what else do we do, we have to go home to farm, summer heat, winter cats winter, more comfortable than winter and summer vacations." ”

Tong Cheng's big man bowed his head again and again by the number of sisters' papers, and his sister-in-law Liu Ying played a round on the side and said: "Then it will be open as usual, anyway, we will also wrap the dumplings out, and everything is ready, but we have to clean up, don't you notice a strange smell in our store?"

The speaker has no intention of listening, this dumpling restaurant is full of leeks, garlic and old vinegar, of course, it has a taste.

But at this time, Tong Ling was sensitive, and immediately thought of herself.

In the small shop opposite just now, listening to Gao Jun leaving, at the critical moment, she was in a hurry, and when she couldn't move and couldn't speak, she still sent a 'distress signal'.

However, the situation was urgent, and people only thought about saving people, and did not pay much attention to it.

But Tong Ling is still a reporter in her heart, this is the first time she has peed her pants since she was three years old!

"I'm not in a good state, so I'll go back and rest first, and you can continue to open as usual. Tong Ling pretended to be casual and said, turned around and left.

When he arrived at the door, he dragged Gao Jun away, hurriedly returned to Tong Ling's dormitory, closed the door, Tong Ling immediately took off her clothes, and stripped herself naked after dividing five by two.

When Gao Jun saw it, he immediately smiled and said: "Dead ghost, always so anxious, come, my brother will press you to suppress the essence!"

After speaking, Gao Jun was about to take off his clothes, but Tong Ling kicked him on the bed and said, "Get out!"

Tong Ling plunged into the bathroom and began to take a crazy bath, Gao Jun opened the door bucket in three or two clicks, and stood at the door and watched beautifully.

He likes to see Tong Ling rubbing the shower gel on his body the most, the whole body is shiny, the most important thing is that because it is too big, it has to be lifted up to wipe it underneath, and it is enjoyable to look at, and there is no condition for ordinary people to want to be so troublesome.

Seeing that Tong Ling was about to peel off her skin, Gao Jun smiled bitterly: "No, when encountering an unprecedented danger, being scared to urinate is also a normal physiological reaction." ”

When Tong Ling heard this, she was embarrassed, but she didn't expect this dead ghost to notice, she blushed and said angrily: "I'm not scared, I'm sending you a distress signal." ”

Gao Jun nodded suddenly and said, "That's right, if I hadn't heard that ......bang, Oops!"

Before he finished speaking, a piece of soap smashed on his head, Tong Ling's face seemed to be on fire, and he couldn't extinguish the lotus shower head to the maximum, the key was that the voice imitated by Gao Jun's dead ghost was too similar.

Gao Jun smiled and pointed to the soap on the ground and said, "Pick it up." ”

Tong Ling asked vigilantly, "What do you want to do?"

Gao Jun smiled: "Let you feel what it means to be 'soapy and slippery'!"

"Bah!" Tong Ling snorted and slammed the door.

Gao Jun stood at the door and shouted: "Do you need me to wipe your back, you have to clean it all-round, and the deepest layer must also be washed, if necessary, I can lend you a twenty cm long internal cleaner, and there is an automatic spray cleaning function......"

Tong Ling felt that her legs were weak in the bathroom, and this dead ghost had a magic power that made people high.

Gao Jun continued at the door: "You said that you are a peasant girl, who has fed pigs and fertilized since childhood, and now you actually have a habit of cleanliness, which is a manifestation of decay and depravity." ”

It's right to love cleanliness, but it's sick to the point of cleanliness.

Every morning is a time when young men and women are full of desire, before in the hotel, Gao Jun was ready to 'make it at sunrise', but this girl pulled him to brush his teeth and wash his face, and the important places were washed and washed, which made him lose interest.

This kind of cleanliness is absolutely undesirable and will be a lot less fun.

Of course, Tong Ling knew his dirty thoughts, and she didn't pay attention to him, otherwise she might have something to say to her.

After washing three times in a row, Tong Ling came out satisfied, wrapped in a bathrobe, with a wide neckline, wet hair still dripping, and water droplets quietly rolled down into the deep ditch and disappeared, but the process made Gao Jun's body burn.

"Put away your filthy heart first, let me ask you, what's going on with that white bone spirit, who are you, how can you provoke monsters?" Tong Ling looked at Gao Jun, frowned and asked, the woman turned into her own appearance in front of herself, she was a girl from a peasant family, and the old people around her were somewhat superstitious, so in her opinion, this kind of thing was like a ghost painting skin.

Gao Jun looked at her appearance at this time, with long wet hair, a slightly open collar, snow-white skin and a semicircle of playful probes, and unfathomable ravines, he suddenly sighed slightly, and pretended to be mysterious: "Since the matter has happened to you, I can't hide it, I'll tell you." ”

When Tong Ling heard this tone, she suddenly became nervous, reached out to hug a pillow, and curled up on the bed, as if she had just been bullied.

Gao Jun resisted the urge to rush over, and said in a deep tone: "Actually, this is the reincarnation of fate!"

You guessed it right, that woman is actually the reincarnation of the white bone spirit, and I, in the first life, is my Buddha Rulai sat down two disciples, named Jin Chanzi, just because when my Buddha preached the scriptures, I was in a trance, and was considered to despise the Great Teaching, and the true spirit was relegated to the East Land, reincarnated as a Tang monk, obtained the true scriptures of the Three Tibets, and crowned the merits of the Buddha before it became a positive result.

The way of heaven is vast, it is impossible to guess, there is a great reincarnation every five hundred years, the cause of the past life, and the effect of the future are all fixed numbers.

Now I have re-entered reincarnation, reincarnated as a human being, experienced the Red Dust Tribulation, and that white bone spirit was immortal back then, and this life has come to entangle with me......"

Watching Gao Jun tell slowly, Bao Xiang*, Tong Ling is stupid, a peasant child, he has listened to the stories of fairies and ghosts since he was a child, not to say that he believes it all, and he definitely does not believe it.

She asked in a trembling voice: "You, you, are you the reincarnation of Tang Seng?"

Gao Jun clasped his hands together, and proclaimed the Buddha's name in a serious manner: "Amitabha, time flies, thousands of years have passed, and now I am reincarnated as a human being, and I can still see Your Majesty, it is really fate, good and good." ”

"Your Majesty, what Your Majesty?" asked Tong Ling curiously.

Gao Jun Baoxiang*, opened his eyes, his eyes flashed, as if he had broken the barrier of time, penetrated the fog of time, and looked at the ancient and modern future: "In the last life, you were originally the king of Xiniu Hezhou, the Xiliang Women's Country.

Now that the great reincarnation has opened, you and I have been planted, and now we meet again, that is, to repay the fruit, in this life you and I will be husband and wife, love together, such as the mandarin duck and butterflies fly together, the garden is full of spring and makes people drunk, what is the royal power and wealth, what are you afraid of the precepts and rules, I only wish that the world will last forever, and the person I want to follow closely......"

Listening to Gao Jun talking and even having the meaning of singing, Tong Ling has watched this classic story more than a hundred times, and the beautiful and amorous queen naturally appeared in her mind, taking the Tang Dynasty monk to the garden with affection, and secretly wanting to be a little daughter who promised each other.

Tong Ling was full of doubts and asked weakly: "What you said is true, but why don't I have any memory?"

"That's nature, after reincarnation, the memories of the previous life will be sealed, and it will not be awakened until it is a coincidence, or the cause and effect of the previous life will return. Gao Jun said seriously: "You are now a new life, and it has nothing to do with the previous life, but you and I are destined to have a fate in this life, come, lady, I owe you in my last life, and I will pay it back for my husband in this life!"

After speaking, the bathrobe on Tong Ling's body fell off in a daze, and she asked dizzily: "Are you really the reincarnation of Tang Seng?"

"Of course, there's a lie to it. Gao Jun said: "Didn't they all say that eating Tang monk meat can live forever, and after several lifetimes of practice, there is no need to eat meat, as long as you contain a sip and lick it, you can live forever, come, I will give you the most precious piece of meat to taste first......"