"Be careful, that's the blue and white porcelain of the Tang Dynasty that I just got from the auction last month!" Xiao Zhan was shocked, it was the blue and white porcelain he had snatched from more than a dozen competitors, and he had to let the servants wipe it many times a day, if it was broken, his little heart would not be able to bear it at all.

One of the bodyguards reacted quickly, immediately stopped, and steadily caught the flying blue and white porcelain.

Xiao Zhan breathed a sigh of relief, and his whole body collapsed on the sofa.

"This trick can be done!"

Zhang Yang had an idea, and immediately picked up a small jade container and threw it at the bodyguard.

"That's my baby snuffbox, from the Qing Dynasty!"

The bodyguard quickly put the blue and white porcelain aside, flew up like a Scottish sheepdog, and caught the snuffbox steadily.

Xiao Zhan collapsed on the sofa again, feeling that his whole heart was about to jump out.

Subsequently, Zhang Yang didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, what he caught and what he lost.

"Be careful, it's an oil painting by the famous painter Xu Beihong!"

"Be careful, that's the flat pole that martial arts master Huo Yuanjia once used!"

"Be careful, that's the night pot that the Empress Dowager Cixi once used!"

I have to say that these two bodyguards are really accurate in picking up things one after another, and every item that Zhang Yang threw was caught by them steadily.

Helplessly, there are too many cultural relics, and they are discarded indiscriminately, and the two bodyguards in front of them are like jugglers, with all kinds of precious cultural relics on their hands, feet, arms, shoulders and even their faces.

"Hmph, look how you two are pestering me now. Zhang Yang clapped his hands, smiled, turned around and walked towards the door, only to find that the bodyguard named Dahai was still blocking the door.

"I said brother, this is really a misunderstanding, please let me go!"

"Don't let him run away, catch him for me!" Xiao Zhan's face was flushed with anger, he stood up with all his strength, grabbed the ashtray on the table and threw it at Zhang Yang.

Zhang Yang felt a chill behind him, and instinctively stewed down, and the ashtray flew over Zhang Yang's scalp, smashing firmly on the nose of the sea.

"Woo!" the sea screamed, and his face was bleeding profusely.

"Brother, are you okay? If you get out of the way, won't you have to suffer this flesh and skin?"

"Damn!" the sea entered a furious state, his eyes were blood-red, and he rushed towards Zhang Yang with his teeth and claws.

Zhang Yang was suddenly shocked, with his current level, he was not the opponent of the sea at all, so he had to retreat in a hurry.

In front of him, Uncle Xiao was holding a TV remote control and screaming at him, and then there was a wild * who wanted to tear himself apart, Zhang Yang thought for a moment and decided to repeat the old trick.

When he was less than a meter away from Uncle Xiao, Zhang Yang used a hat-trick for the third time, and with the help of the waxed floor, a prostrate body quickly flipped under Xiao's father.

"Be careful, sir!"

As soon as Zhang Yan lowered his head, what appeared in front of the sea was the face of the old man. Dahai's flushed face was suddenly frightened and turned white.

accidentally injured his master twice in an hour, if this spreads, it will definitely become a laughing stock in the bodyguard world.

But the distance was too close, and the sea was too strong to take it back, and the sea closed its eyes in pain in despair......

"Ahh

"Monkey steals peaches!" Seizing the opportunity of the sea being stunned, Zhang Yang quickly got up and turned his head, and attacked Xiao Hai with one blow!

"Whew!" An unspeakable pain swept through his body, and the sea contorted his expression, whimpered, and slowly fell to the ground.

"It's not small...... But it's not that much worse than me. Zhang Yang glanced at the sea that fell to the ground, and couldn't help but sigh.

"My eyes, my eyes!" Xiao Zhan clutched his eyes tightly and fell to the ground wailing in pain.

"Uncle Xiao, I'll help you up!" Zhang Yang immediately ran to Xiao Zhan's side and helped him sit on the sofa.

Xiao Zhan slowly lowered his hands and exposed his eyes.

"Hold the grass!" Zhang Yang almost couldn't help but say this sentence.

Xiao Zhan's eyes are swollen and purple, he is simply a humanoid giant panda, and it is not too suitable to be used as an emoji!

"Publicize you bastard, I will never let you go!"

"Uncle Xiao, don't move, beware of hurting your eyes!" Zhang Yang patiently calmed Xiao Zhan's emotions.

"What's going on?" Xiaoling, who had changed her clothes, walked out of the room and was stunned when she saw the scene downstairs.

"Dad, what's going on!" Xiao Ling immediately rushed towards Xiao Zhan.

Zhang Yang glanced at Xiao Zhan, then at Xiaoling, and hurriedly waved his hand: "I didn't do it, it was him." Zhang Yang immediately pointed to the big sea road lying on the ground.

"Oh my God, sir!" the butler and the servants also came out of the room, and when they saw this scene, their faces turned pale with fright, and they quickly ran downstairs to take care of the master.

After checking Xiao Zhan's eyes a little and making sure that there was no major problem, Xiaoling said with a serious face: "Didn't you talk about it just now, how did you start to do it?"

"Alas, it's all a misunderstanding, just halfway through what I said, my uncle asked someone to break my legs, I definitely can't sit still, I don't have to run, and then it's like this......"

"You little bastard, I can't spare you!" Although Xiao Zhan's current appearance is no different from that of a panda, his anger is really like a lion, just a blind lion.

"Brother Yang, go quickly, I'll handle it here, and I'll contact you later." ”

Seeing that the servants on the side were helping the two bodyguards unload the cultural relics on their bodies one by one, Zhang Yang nodded, got up and walked in front of Xiao Zhan, and bowed solemnly: "Uncle Xiao, today because I hurt you twice in vain and became a national treasure panda, I feel deeply guilty." If there is anything that Uncle Xiao needs my help with, please feel free to speak, as long as I can do it, I will definitely do my best and leave!"

After that, Zhang Yang smiled bitterly at Xiaoling, and ran away.

"Don't let him run, stop him for me, I'm going to break his legs!"

However, by the time the two bodyguards were finally able to escape, Zhang Yang had long since disappeared.

"I'll go, and the peach blossom luck will end up like this moth. Seeing that no one was catching up behind him, Zhang Yang breathed a long sigh of relief, and wiped his sweat after listening to it.

"Now you know how terrible the power of the unlucky system is!" said the system's mockery.

"Oh, but that's it, I'm still alive and kicking now. "For the rest of his life after the catastrophe, Zhang Yang's mood was very happy.