Chapter 272: I'm Done

Da Gang didn't want to have such a messy reputation on his back, so he hurriedly explained.

"Xiao Guo said that I often play with chickens, so I have corns on my feet, but I don't often play with chickens, so I have corns. It has nothing to do with having corns and whether you play chicken, and I don't like to play chicken. ”

Xiao Zhang: "What a mess of playing chicken, what the hell are you talking about in front of the child, be serious!"

Dagang: ......

Xiao Guo asked Xiao Zhang very seriously: "Xiao Li Dasu said, if you play with fish, will there be fish scales on your body?"

Xiao Zhang hesitated for a moment: "I don't know what you said about long fish scales, if it is a skin disease on the fish, there is a certain chance that it will be infected, but this probability is relatively small." ”

"The odds are relatively small, so it seems to exist, right? If you play with fish a lot, the odds of introducing seeds will increase accordingly, right?"

Xiao Zhang was confused, and nodded in confusion.

Xiao Guo asked again with such an expression on his face: "Xiao Li Dasu said that often holding the dog's hair will be infected with dog lice on the dog's body, does this seem true?"

Xiao Zhang is very sure of this.

"There is a certain chance that pet dogs will have lice as a parasite. If it's a dog who has been out and has come back. If the owner stays with it, it is indeed possible to get dog lice. ”

Xiao Guo suddenly looked at Da Gang with an expression of "Don't quibble" anymore.

Dagang: ......

Zhou Jiu, who had just fallen into a stress reaction, stood on top of the cabinet and flapped his wings happily.

Xu Jing, who was still explaining to Xu Lao, couldn't use this trick to deal with Zhou Jiu, looked at Zhou Jiu who was laughing on the cabinet, and didn't know what the starling was laughing at.

However, Zhou Jiu didn't have the leisure to explain to Xu Jinglai what he was laughing at, he was listening intently to the conversation coming from the kitchen.

At this time, Da Gang also knew that if he didn't explain, he would have a bad reputation as a child, which was unbearable, even worse than slandering him for playing chicken.

"Listen to me, what Xiao Guo means is that I have corns because I play with chickens. You must know that the disease of corns is not related to chickens at all, and it is simply unscientific to play chickens to get corns. ”

Xiao Zhang said that it was difficult to explain: "Of course, it has nothing to do with chickens, but the term "playing with chickens" is ......."

Xiao Guo said: "Of course it seems to have something to do with it, I've seen Dagang Susu playing chicken!"

Xiao Zhang: Hmm......

Dagang: I don't think I can even wash it by jumping into the Yellow River.

Dagang: "I used to have chickens in the house, but now there are no chickens in the house, but you can tell me, how do I play with chickens?"

Since Da Gang had already asked, Xiao Guo was naturally unceremoniously.

"Do you remember that when you were in the mountains last year, Junjun brought back a pheasant, and instead of getting the pheasant back, you teased it for a while, and after playing with it for a while, you left it with a feather, and then released it?"

Da Gang frowned and thought about it for a while, but he really didn't think about it.

The people in the kitchen continued to argue about this issue, but Zhou Jiu's thinking had already deviated to the name of the pheasant.

Zhou Jiu still knew a little about wild pheasants, because when they were in class in the past, their history teacher would bring them some private goods on the way to the lecture.

So when I told them about Liu Bang's queen Lu Pheasant, I explained her word "pheasant", which is the ancient saying of pheasant.

He also described how beautiful pheasants are, how many crafts can be made into feathers, and how delicious the meat is.

made a good history lesson, and he made it a handicraft extracurricular plus food class.

However, surprisingly, their historical results are quite good.

Entertaining and pedagogical, Zhou Jiu flapped his wings, and suddenly, he gave these four words to his former history teacher.

After Zhou Jiu came here, during this time, he only saw a heavy snow covering the mountain.

He also knew that at such a time, there would never be wild pheasants coming out to move.

Even if there is an event, it is estimated that Zhou Jiu will not meet it.

So inevitably, I felt a sense of regret for the wild pheasant.

This kind of regret, as long as he empathizes, makes him think about the feathers of the pheasant left in the hand of Da Gang that Xiao Guo just said.

I've long heard that the tail feathers of wild pheasants are particularly beautiful, and now I know that there are people around me, so I want to take a look.

However, Zhou Jiu flapped his wings, but he still didn't fly into the kitchen to find Da Gang at this time.

After all, the smell of Dagang's feet was really scary.

Zhou Jiu suddenly guessed that in fact, the reason why the pheasant was brought back was because the pheasant was stunned by Dagang's feet from a long distance, and it was only then brought back by Junjun.

The debate in the kitchen is finally over, after all, a group of people always feel weird like they are arguing about playing with chickens and stuff or something.

I was forced by a child to ask that there was no way back.

Da Gang was not very happy, and he began to laugh at Xiao Guo decisively.

And when adults want to joke with children, they often come at his sore spots.

Xiao Guo's sore spot is that he was crying and playing tricks just now, so he was able to sign a report card with very poor results.

"Xiao Guo, let me ask you, did you read books before the exam? Didn't you say that grinding guns in battle is not fast?"

Xiao Guo was still embarrassed, nodded obediently and said, "Wo has seen it!"

I have to say that reading books before the exam is still very effective, not to mention being able to shorthand many things when reading books before the exam.

At least I can make the knowledge points I knew before more impressive, and when I get to the exam room, I won't be so nervous that my mind will be blank and I can't write anything.

And reading books before the exam can also give people a sense of comfort that they have reviewed, thereby relieving the tension of the exam and increasing a little self-confidence.

Therefore, the behavior of cramming before the exam can still be mentioned.

Of course, don't be too busy, which will affect your rest, otherwise, not only will you not be able to improve your score, but it will have the opposite effect.

"Yes, yes, have you finished reading it?"

Xiao Guo still nodded obediently: "The nest is finished." ”

Da Gang was surprised: "But you said that you had already read all the books before the exam." Then you won't get so bad in the test, so tell me about your experience after reading it. ”

Xiao Guo sighed: "Wo look, it's over." ”

Dagang: ......

Xiao Zhang: ......

Zhou Jiu: "Quack quack!"

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