118: You're beating mandarin ducks (one more)

Written on the front: From today, there will be two shifts a day, my wife is going to be hospitalized for an operation, I need to go over to accompany her, and the time will be much less! But once my wife is discharged from the hospital and her body recovers, I will resume the appearance of four shifts a day... After all, little author, you can't write more! Thank you for your support!

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Jiang Hua may have been on a whim, squatting on the side and smoking a cigarette, while taking out his mobile phone and turning on the stopwatch to time Rhubarb.

People who can make a dog time may be really bored to the top.

However, in the middle of the battle, a beautiful woman wearing silk pajamas and a coat resembling a robe came over with slippers.

She took a flashlight to shine on the two dogs, and after seeing the behavior of the two dogs, she couldn't help but be stunned, and suddenly said angrily: "Ami, what are you doing?

Jiang Hua glanced at the beautiful woman, she was quite feminine, the voice of scolding the dog was so good, I don't know which bastard man was cheaper?

The Samoyed seemed to be this beautiful woman, and when the Samoyed heard the call of his master, he howled several times.

"Woohoo... Wow..."

The beautiful woman couldn't understand the Samoyed's call, but Jiang Hua could understand it, and was saying, "Master, go back first, I'll go back later!" This dog is so handsome!

Rhubarb gasped as he attacked, "Little cutie, leave you alone!

Samoyed: "Yes, dear, you're awesome!

The beautiful woman was in a hurry at the moment, stretched out a jade arm and picked up a branch to go up and was about to beat. But dogs and dogs are inseparable for a while! The beautiful woman gave Rhubarb several times in a row, but to no avail.

Jiang Hua, who was squatting on the side, became anxious when he saw this scene, and said angrily: "What are you doing? Whose dog are you beating? Stop me!"

The beautiful woman was startled, looked to the side tremblingly, and shone a flashlight, only to find that there was another person squatting here. She hurriedly wrapped her coat, although it covered her proud figure, but the pair of jade-white calves were still naked, and in the cold wind, it looked particularly attractive.

Jiang Hua didn't have the heart to appreciate the beauty of the beautiful woman at this time, and still didn't have the right to say to the beautiful woman: "What are you doing?

"Who are you?" the beautiful woman took two steps back, "where did you come from?

Jiang Hua was a little dazzled by the beautiful woman's flashlight: "Turn off the flashlight for me! I asked you what you are doing? Who are you hitting with a stick? Why don't you beat your dog? What do you mean by this little of yours seducing my dog?"

Then he winked at Rhubarb and Samoyed: "It's okay, you two continue, I'll help you protect it!"

Then he stared at the beautiful woman angrily: "Let me tell you, my dog is a god dog! It is your luck to be able to breed with your little, do you know? What should you do, don't mess around here!

The beautiful woman opened her mouth and didn't know what to say, she was directly confused by Jiang Hua's endless "crooked reasoning", and only came back to her senses a little after a long time: "Do you know who I am?"

Jiang Hua smiled, and said in his heart, Lao Tzu, who do you care about?

But he also knows that it is absolutely impossible for ordinary people to live in this villa area, and their family funds must be at least one billion yuan. Disdainfully asked, "Do you know who I am?"

"You..." The beautiful woman also seemed to take into account that Jiang Hua might be the one who lived here, or maybe it was the security guard of which house or something, after all, she thought that Jiang Hua's dress was a little too inconsistent with the identity of the person who lived here!

In the whole villa area, who would wear a sportswear? If Jiang Hua knew this idea of a beautiful woman, he would definitely be very helpless, what's wrong with wearing a sportswear, it's comfortable!

Then the beautiful woman made her ultimate move, a big move that all men didn't know how to answer: "Are you a man? You're a big man yelling at me and a little woman, aren't you ashamed? You're a, you're reasonable, aren't you?"

Jiang Hua was really confused by the beautiful woman: "I... No... What do you mean?"

The beautiful woman noticed Jiang Hua's embarrassment, and became a little complacent: "Hmph, hurry up and get your dog away!"

Speaking of this, the beautiful woman took a closer look at the rhubarb, and was a little secretly surprised: "What breed is this dog of yours? Why haven't you seen it?"

"Didn't you say it, the divine dog! It's like a roaring dog! It's worth much more than the dog on your rotten street!" Jiang Hua pouted, he was very confident in comparing dogs.

Rhubarb was a little unhappy: "Master, how can you say that my little cutie is rotten on the street? If you say that, I won't be happy!"

Jiang Hua was stunned for a moment: "Where is your little hen?

Samoyed also understood Jiang Hua's words, and was stunned for a moment: "Can your master talk to our dog?" Wait a while, you can tell me clearly, who is the little hen? Didn't you just say that you love me for the rest of your life?"

Rhubarb brushed a cold sweat: "What little hen? I'm a dog, how can I find a little hen?"

But it's so good that the little hen from before came out of nowhere. Although the rhubarb has changed now, the little hen can still distinguish the rhubarb's voice: "You... Are you rhubarb?"

Rhubarb was blinded: "No, no, no! I'm not!"

Samoyed: "Fart! you're a bastard!"

However, in the eyes of the beautiful woman, this scene seems to be two dogs barking, a little hen barking, and a Jiang Hua babbling.

She looked at Jiang Hua with a neurotic look, and there was a little fear mixed in her eyes: "You... Are you talking to a dog? You're insane, aren't you?"

Jiang Hua also reacted quickly: "What's wrong? Didn't you talk to the dog just now? You still say that I'm insane?

By this time, Samoyed had already broken free from the rhubarb, and rushed to his house with tears and screams.

The beautiful woman was startled, and glared at Jiang Hua deadly: "Your dog also dares to come and tease my Ami again, so I will stew your dog and eat it!"

"No, you're committing a crime! You're beating a mandarin duck with a stick! Don't you know, you'd rather tear down ten temples than destroy a marriage! How can you do this? I think it's good, these two dogs are in love..."

While Jiang Hua was talking endlessly, the little hen had already flapped its wings and began to peck rhubarb with its beak. The beautiful woman snorted coldly: "You still take care of your dog, right?"

After saying this, the beautiful woman left with a contemptuous look.

Jiang Hua scratched his head and glanced at the rhubarb: "What's the matter, you deal with it here? I'll go back first?"

Rhubarb: "I'm going too! I can't stand this little hen anymore! What's wrong with my big male dog looking for a little?"

Little hen: "You bastard! The old lady pecked you to death!"

Jiang Hua was embarrassed for a while, it seems that when he encounters emotional matters, it is not only a headache for humans, but also a headache for this animal...

About ten minutes later, Rhubarb followed Jiang Hua home with red spots full of energy, and complained as he walked: "Alas... It's hard... I still like that Samoyed, master, I'll leave it to you!"

Jiang Hua kicked it angrily: "Get out! Do your own thing!"

Rhubarb: "........ Master, let's go to the dog farm tomorrow and buy a few more?

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