In the class, there was a man and a woman standing in the front row, and the two were in a state of confrontation,-for-tat, murderous.

But the funny thing is that the girl just has her hair scattered and her clothes are a little messy.

And the boy was full of blood, obviously just baptized by the Nine Yin White Bone Claws.

"Shut up for me!" Qi Xinyue shouted, her apricot eyes widened, and the majesty of the teacher erupted abruptly.

The originally noisy classroom was instantly quiet, and the teacher is always a means to restrain students, especially in universities, where credits and assessments are crucial.

Qi Xinyue strode onto the podium, with a tense pretty face, apricot eyes breathing fire, and she was really a bit of a queen.

The students had just gone through the baptism of three years of high school, and they still had a habitual fear of teachers, so they lowered their heads one after another, and the classroom quickly fell silent.

Qi Xinyue turned her gaze to the two parties, these two were students in her class, which made her even more angry, and she couldn't help but ask coldly, "What's the matter with the two of you?"

The boy looked up at him, his face was full of blood, Qi Xinyue almost couldn't hold back his laughter, and the boy said aggrievedly and angrily: "Teacher, she beat me." ”

"I'm going to hit you, what's the matter, slut!" the girl scolded not to be outdone.

"What's the matter, you still have to fight, why don't you just go to the playground and let the whole school cheer you on?" Qi Xinyue said angrily: "Be honest with me and have a correct attitude, Liu Yan, what is going on?"

Suddenly asked the girl, the girl's face turned red, and she didn't know whether she was ashamed or angry, and she didn't know how to speak for a while.

"Wang Liang, you say. Qi Xinyue asked the boy.

The boy also lowered his head, and his scarred face made him gasp in pain.

"Don't say yes, that's your parents. ”

Appeared, the teacher's killer feature, an absolute ultimate!

"Don't, teacher, I said. The girl Liu Yan immediately said nervously: "The two of us, the two of us are actually dating......"

"What?" Qi Xinyue was shocked: "It's only been a few days since school started, so you guys hooked ...... It's too lawless to fall in love. ”

"No, teacher, we were high school classmates, so we ...... at that time" Liu Yan hurriedly introduced, and suddenly found that the more she explained, the more she suffered, she turned pale and said: "However, teacher, don't worry, I will break up with him immediately, he is a slut, a split-legged man, a negative man, you have just changed in college, count me blind!"

Liu Yan scolded crisply, and some of the more than 100 students behind couldn't help laughing.

"Don't wronged people, how did I split my legs, how did I feel bad, if you want to break up, just say it, there's no need to find fault, you tigress, look at what you scratched me. The boy Wang Liang said angrily.

"Scratch you, I still want to castrate you, slut!" Liu Yan was extremely spicy.

"What the hell is wrong with me, you tell me clearly. Wang Liang said unhappily.

At this time, Qi Xinyue was also curious, why did these two little children have a family dispute?

"You still don't admit it, I've seen it all. Liu Yan said: "In the cafeteria just now, you and that second-grade ...... Senior sister sat at a table, talking and laughing, she also kept serving you vegetables, it doesn't matter if you want to, is she so attentive? Look at the way you laughed at that time, it makes me sick!"

This brutal little girl is really spicy, these post-99 and post-00 children are the ones who really grew up to be princes and princesses, the eldest and my second.

Therefore, Wang Liang was not to be outdone: "I died unjustly, that...... Senior sister, you also know, on the first day of our report, it was she who received me, the student union officer, very enthusiastic, today just happened to have no place, sat with me, and she didn't eat meat, threw it away and blamed the waste, so she gave me the meat clip, I didn't mean anything else to her. ”

"No, who believes it?" Liu Yan snorted: "If she wants to sit, let her sit, and if she gives you food, you can eat, you have no principles and no bottom line?"

"What the ......"

The two of them became more and more arguing, and they saw that they were about to do it again.

"Alright, alright, I understand. Qi Xinyue opened her mouth just now and scolded angrily, and suddenly saw Gao Jun coming over with a smile, gentle and elegant, very affinity, just like the big brother next door, let people see it, as if they were confiding in him.

Qi Xinyue was shocked, how many faces does this guy have.

Gao Jun stood between the two parties, cut off the possibility of their hand-to-hand combat, and said with a smile: "In my opinion, this matter may be a game." ”

"Bureau?" The boys were a little confused, and the more than 100 students at the scene were a little confused.

"If I'm not mistaken, this should be a game set up by a senior sister to a junior brother, a bureau exclusive to green tea, do you want to listen to my analysis, then first help up the table, chair and bench that you overturned, and everyone else will go back to their seats. Gao Jun said.

As soon as everyone heard that there seemed to be a story, they immediately took action, and more than 100 people quickly sat down, a pair of parties glanced at each other, lifted the bench with their hands, and sat in the front row.

"What are you going to do? Don't talk nonsense. Qi Xinyue warned.

Gao Jun waved his hand and said: "I am a counselor, I should take care of this matter, my own job, you stand aside first, if you think I am right, and it can have educational significance for them, just tell me your true identity, okay, it's settled, the deal is ......"

Seeing Gao Jun gracefully walk onto the podium, Qi Xinyue was speechless for a while, she didn't say anything, where did she make a deal?

Seeing Gao Jun standing on the podium, Qi Xinyue suddenly wanted to laugh, when he was in school, he and another benevolent brother were seated on both sides of the podium, and they were the teacher's left and right protectors.

"Hello students, let me introduce myself, I am a new counselor from this college, my name is Gao Jun, you can come to me if you encounter any life and emotional problems in the future. Gao Jun cleared his throat and said, "Now let me first talk about the problems encountered by this classmate Liu Yan and Wang Liang.

Like I said earlier, this may be the senior sister in the layout, a green tea habitual game.

First of all, I have to introduce what a green tea is.

Green tea can actually be seen everywhere in our lives, usually the kind of pure and refined appearance, always with long hair fluttering, seeing each other without makeup in front of the public, pretending to be pitiful and harmless to people and animals in front of people, and always full of disasters and diseases, and sentimentality.

In fact, they seem to have no makeup but actually wear nude makeup, they seem to be weak and can't help but be windy, but in fact, they are all pretending, they are good at scheming, unscrupulous means to achieve the goal, and they are the best at playing with feelings and pretending to be ambiguous.

Especially when they like a man, but the man has a girlfriend, they will do a lot of tricks, and I will give a few examples here in the hope that the boys will take warning.

First of all, they will pretend to be calm in front of you and say, 'I still envy your girlfriend, the makeup skills are amazing, it's like I don't even wear sunscreen every day.' ’

In fact, what they want to say in their hearts is: 'Your girlfriend is so ugly, she usually relies on makeup, how can she be like me, pure and natural.' ”

Or: 'I envy your girlfriend, she can play with so many boys, she is so happy every day, she doesn't mind making over-the-top jokes, she is happy every day, unlike me, I don't even have a friend of the opposite sex, I feel like a failure.' ”

And their subtext is: "Look at your girlfriend is too open, hooking up all day long, which is like me being low-key and pure, conservative and single-minded." ’”

Speaking of this, the audience immediately burst into laughter, and it was very lively, but they calmed down after laughing and laughing.

Although they are still very young, but now the social atmosphere is open, young people are too precocious, they have experienced more things than adults, and some of them must have encountered similar situations, especially handsome guys from superior families.

Qi Xinyue couldn't laugh and cry when she heard it on the side, damn it, he analyzed the green tea bitch so thoroughly, and even knew the usual methods and lines, what did he go through?

Gao Jun looked at the students below, three classes, more than a hundred people, more women than men, but there was not much difference, he said with a straight face: "After a brief introduction to the green tea, let's talk about the senior sister just now."

You may not know it when you first enter the school, so I have to let you know that behind every kind junior there is a group of seniors who discuss whether he is attacked or suffered, and behind every beautiful junior there is a group of seniors who discuss whether she has a boyfriend or not. Behind every moving senior sister there is a nest of juniors who sigh that she has become famous, and behind every handsome senior there is an innocent senior who is at a loss for a while. ”

But I must remind you that when a senior or senior sister takes the initiative to pursue you, you must be cautious, the reason why seniors want to chase you is entirely because they can't catch up with your senior sister. And the seniors who chase you are all defective products that have been picked by the seniors!

And the senior sisters who chase their juniors must also be experienced in a hundred battles and have stories!"

Speaking of which, the students below are already having a blast of joy and resonating with them at the same time.

The middle-aged teacher at the door was so frightened that he didn't dare to listen to it anymore in the face of this shocking remark.

Qi Xinyue originally wanted to stop him, but his words were not completely useless, these children had just experienced three years of torture in high school, but when they arrived in college, without the pressure of the college entrance examination and the supervision of their parents, they would cast spells to squeeze the pressure that had been squeezed for a long time, play games, fall in love, and would be extremely crazy.

And this is what all teachers don't want to see, and Hui Linlin, who jumped off the building in the morning, is the best negative teaching material.

After they laughed for a while and calmed down, Gao Jun lowered his head and said to Liu Yan and Wang Liang in the front row: "After talking about the characteristics of the green tea and the senior sister, you can carefully recall what happened in the cafeteria."

There are rules for schools to welcome new students, boys pick up boys, girls pick up girls, how can they arrange for senior sisters to pick up juniors?

The cafeteria is so big, how can there be no vacant seats, why do vegetarians make dishes with meat? Why do senior sisters let Liu Yan see them when they pick up vegetables?!

Students, it's scary to think about it!"