Spit...... Spit!

The onlookers saw this scene and exclaimed again.

took pictures of pictures, took videos of videos, and uploaded this follow-up plot to the Internet, and even gave it a poetic title-

"One door and three jokes, father and son both eat. ”

Xiao Ming wiped the that was sprayed all over his face, and the expression on his face was even more ugly than eating...... No, he did eat!

With a cold face, Xiao Ming walked to the faucet.

He wanted to wash his face, but he sadly found that the water had stopped!

Do you want to be so unlucky?

"!"

Xiao Ming was furious, wiped the yellow and smelly on his face with his hand, and walked over to help Xiao Gangqiang: "Dad, I'm ...... Let's go. ”

He endured the smell of on his body and said with difficulty.

However, as soon as the words fell, Xiao Gangqiang felt a wave of nausea in his stomach, and he sprayed Xiao Ming all over his body with feces for breakfast.

Xiao Ming fainted out of breath.

Spit out a mouthful of from time to time, it's just devastating!

If he wasn't afraid of others gossiping, he really wanted to leave the old man alone and go home by himself.

The two finally went downstairs, but found that outside the gate of Jianghai Mansion, there was already a crowd of people at the moment, and there was no doubt that they were all here to watch their father and son eating.

"Oh, it's really a father-son relationship, the that has been eaten has to be spit out and shared with his son, it's awesome, admire and admire!" At this time, on the sofa next to him, there was the sound of Chen Nan laughing.

"It's you!"

Xiao Ming stared at Chennan deadly, eager to pounce on him and tear him apart, gritted his teeth and said: "Chennan, today's humiliation, my Xiao family will make you pay." ”

"Really, what can you guys do to me?" said Chennan shrugged disdainfully.

The crowd of onlookers burst into laughter.

It's a crit!

Chennan's words are too appropriate.

If it was placed in the past, some people dared to say that the Xiao family's father and son grew up eating, and everyone would definitely think that he was mentally retarded. But at this moment, the word eating has become a joke that the Xiao family can't tear off.

Xiao Gangqiang was already frowning angrily, and his beard was about to rise.

He pushed Xiao Ming away, took two steps forward and pointed at Chennan and shouted: "Little beast, don't be too proud, dare to go against my Xiao family, there is no good fruit for you to eat!"

"Even if you don't have good fruit to eat, it's better than you eating!"

Chen Nan sighed with a smile, and then a finger popped out, Xiao Gangqiang only felt a sharp pain in his stomach, and his stomach, which had already calmed down, immediately turned over again.

"Gross!"

He opened his mouth and squirted, and a lot of poured out of his mouth.

The scene is boiling again!

"I'm still spitting, how much have I eaten!"

"You don't need money to eat, so desperate!"

Hearing these voices, the ugly faces of the Xiao family's father and son no longer looked like faces at all.

"You...... You sneak up on me!"

Xiao Gangqiang raised his hand and pointed at Chennan with difficulty.

However, Chen Nan didn't pick up his stubble at all, shook his head and sighed: "Old Xiao, although this is fresh, but you don't have to be greedy, look at you, this is obviously eating too much, and you have eaten and vomited." ”

"You...... You!"

Xiao Gangqiang pointed at him, his face was red and blue, and he almost vomited blood.

"Alas, why are you still excited? ”

Chen Nan looked helpless, and persuaded bitterly: "The head of the dignified Xiao family, you have to pay attention to your image! If you really like to eat, you can eat it again next time, why eat so much at one time, it's not that you don't have to eat in the future." Are you right?"

"You...... You...... You!"

Xiao Gangqiang was so angry that his eyes were red, his whole body trembled, and he didn't catch his last breath, he collapsed directly to the ground and fainted.

"Dad, Dad!"

Xiao Ming hurriedly squatted down and wanted to help.

As a result, at this time, Chen Nan also strode over, and shouted excitedly as he ran: "Old Xiao! What's wrong with you, you can't die! You have to be strong, you have to live! If you die, who will perform this kind of-eating trick for me in the future!"

The tone was both excited and sad, and it really made people feel like they wanted to cry.

Chen Nan beat his chest, and the more he talked, the more sad he became, and he kept shouting: "Old Xiao! the heavy responsibility of eating has not yet been completed, and there are still a lot of in the pit, and they are all waiting for you to taste it, that is your favorite!

"I'm going to kill you!"

Xiao Ming got up in anger and threw a punch at Chennan.

However, as soon as he lifted his legs, he only felt a softness under his feet, as if the whole person had lost his strength, and fell to the ground, knocking out two of his front teeth, and screamed out in pain.

"What are you doing here, what are you doing to prostrate?"

Chennan said jokingly, shook his hand and said, "Get up, don't worry, as long as your father has a mouthful of to eat, a portion will be given to you, it's just a trivial matter, don't beg me." ”

"You...... You!"

Xiao Ming was so angry that he couldn't say a word.

He knew very well in his heart that if he suddenly fell, he must be a ghost who made trouble, but how did he do it?

Xiao Ming couldn't figure it out.

What he couldn't understand even more was why when this kid came back after being missing for three years, both his temperament and courage had changed drastically?

At this time, the crowd squeezed away, and the Xiao family's bodyguard brigade arrived.

"Don't take pictures, they're all scattered!"

More than a dozen bodyguards blocked the crowd, surrounded the Xiao family's father and son in the center, lifted Xiao Gangqiang and quickly walked out.

The onlookers immediately followed, taking pictures with their mobile phones.

A sneer appeared on Chennan's face: "Xiao family, this is just the beginning!"

He stood up and prepared to leave, but at this moment, he saw a familiar figure walking by.

Chu Yixue!

Chennan stared at her up and down, and was about to speak, but found that the size of her chest was a little wrong.

This is not Chu Yixue, but ......

Chen Nan reluctantly found that although he had met two or three times, he had not asked her name.

"Hey, wife!" he shouted with a grin.

Luo Qingqing was stunned for a moment, and when he came back to his senses, he saw that it was Chennan, and suddenly became angry: "What nonsense are you talking about, who is your wife?"

"Hey......

Chen Nan smiled evilly: "I don't know your name, so I have to shout like this, I can't shout, hey, who is that, you go with me to open a room!"

It's opening again......

Luo Qingqing wanted to kick him in the face.

Can't this product be serious?

Every time we meet, I don't leave the room in three sentences, how can there be such a dirty person?