"Hello, what is your opinion on the game?"

"I think the skill design is very unreasonable, such as Luban No. 7, he shot a bullet, why is the person who was hit like it's okay. ”

"Uh...... Nothing means ......"

"Shouldn't a person who has been hit by a bullet slow down, fall to the ground, and bleed?"

"And Luban No. 7 as a robot, I think he will not die after being slashed hundreds of times with knives, guns, sticks or something, which is also very reasonable. ”

"And as a robot, it makes sense that he can repair himself and heal himself, right?"

"This ......"

"Anyway, that's my opinion of your game, and I hope you take it seriously. If I can make the game more reasonable, I'll also help push the version number of the new game. ”

On the sofa, after typing the last line of words, Matcha retracted her paws with satisfaction, licked her own meat pad, and said secretly in her heart: "This time I used Zhao Yao's WeChat account to give advice to them, I should pay a little attention to it, right? ”

The latte on the side looked at Matcha with a shocked expression: "Dad, you can directly make people change the glory of the king?"

"What is the glory of changing the king?" Matcha patted his phone and said: "This is Zhao Yao's WeChat account, if I press this claw, I can change the whole world in an instant." ”

"Ah!!!!!h

Matcha smiled triumphantly, touched Latte's head and said, "Now you know how good your dad is." ”

In the other corner of the sofa, Lightning lazily flipped over the sofa, glanced at the matcha and latte, and secretly said in his heart: "This guy is lying to his son again, alas, the New Year is really boring, and he doesn't want to do anything while lying down." ’

The old cat who was brushing the circle of friends on the side suddenly screamed and shouted: "Damn, come and see, someone is celebrating the birthday of fish balls in Maole City today, and the rough noodles have sent the photos to the circle of friends." ”

Lightning: "Birthday for Yuwan?"

Matcha: "Didn't he just celebrate his birthday last month?"

The old cat exclaimed: "Wow, it's a rich female cat who celebrates the fifth birthday of Yuwan this time, and said that she wants to make up for the previous ones, from one year old to five years old, and give a birthday gift every year." ”

The super cats around were immediately shocked, and Matcha also hurriedly opened the circle of friends and looked at the pictures and content on it.

"The five-year-old birthday gift turned out to be 500,000??" The more Matcha looked at it, the more unbalanced her psychology became: "The four-year-old birthday gift is golden cat litter?!"

His expression became distorted, and he silently pressed the share, friend, and West Elvis Lili......

"Comfortable. ”

After a while, the old cat on the side exclaimed again: "Wow! Lili has gone to the cat city!"

"Wow, she's rushing into the birthday party!"

"Wow! Yuwan's leg has been broken!"

Just when the cats were watching the update of the thick circle of friends with relish, the door opened, and Yuan Yuan slowly walked in.

Matcha's eyes widened, her teeth bared, her tail cocked, and she shouted, "This is our Jinmaowei's territory, why are you here?"

"Don't worry, I'm not looking for you to fight today. Yuan Yuan collapsed on the sofa, and his body slowly curled up: "Alas, this year is not good, the annual meeting of our cat factory is still held at the food stall at the corner of the street." ”

Matcha's mind flashed the image of a group of cats eating at a food stall, and pulled the corners of her mouth: "Is it so miserable?"

"Of course!" Yuan Yuan said: "Don't you know how fierce the competition for super cats is now? Especially those alien cats also came to the earth to work, and they want to repay Zhao Yao's money, and now Jianghai's grass bar, cat café, and major companies like to invite alien cats!"

Even the cat is the most bells on the alien cat! The employment pressure of the local native cat is very high!"

Saying that, Yuan Yuan sighed: "You cat who stays at home all day and plays games, you don't know the sadness of social cats at all." ”

"Uh......" Matcha recalled the memories of fighting on the street with Huang Niba: "It's okay, I feel that life on the street is quite easy, and I have food and drink every day." ”

"And isn't there still Zhao Yao's signboard? Even if you don't work, as long as you find some platform every day to make small loans, they dare to let you repay the money?"

"Where are there any small loan platforms...... Yuan Yuan sighed: "Before Zhao Yao went to the alien to fight monsters this time, he had already squeezed all the small loan platforms dry. ”

Matcha: "......"

Just then, the door opened again, and the briquettes walked in with a dejected expression.

"Alas, it's been a bad year. The briquette looked at the matcha and said, "Matcha!" ”

"Catnip doesn't sell well?" Matcha exclaimed, "Won't it?"

Briquette said worriedly: "Alas, with such a large supply, even if the entire dimensional stomach bag is used to earn catnip, it can't be supplied." The use of fakes leads to a decline in quality, and fewer people buy them. ”

"I've long said that your product range is too simple. Matcha said: "You can push a tiger bone medicine mint next year to create the concept of health catnip." ”

Briquette: "Tiger bone?"

Matcha: "Of course it's fake, do you understand the gimmick? As long as you can't eat a dead cat, you can blow hard, what baldness, stomach nourishment, hair loss, sterilization, and stomatitis are all effective, curing all diseases, and living a long life." ”

Briquette hesitated: "What should I do if someone is exposed?"

Matcha patted her chest and said: "What are you afraid of if you are exposed, I will use Zhao Yao's WeChat to call the police, and let them arrest the exposed person." ”

"Tiger bones...... "Latte whispered, "salmon is better, I want to eat canned salmon." ”

"I'll go back and think about it. Briquette nodded thoughtfully, and complained: "Alas, and now the super cats under my command have to pay social security, and they refuse to take cash one by one, and they are not active in their work." That day, I asked for a red envelope to work overtime, and he quit his job directly, squatting at home every day to collect rent for 30 houses......"

Matcha was shocked: "The red envelope is so rich?!!How did you do it?30 house, he must be having a good time now." Matcha's mind couldn't help but imagine the current days of red envelopes.

......

In the large flat floor in the city center, the red envelope held the canned food of 82 years in one hand, and touched the female cat next to him with the other hand and smiled: "The sardines in 1982 were particularly excited because of the sunshine, the rising temperature, and the warming of the ocean currents, which caused the sardines to be particularly excited, the amount of exercise increased, and the taste was particularly fatty, so you can taste it." ”

......

Just when Matcha fantasizes about the life of red envelopes.

Bang......

Elizabeth pushed the door open, followed by Diana, Caesar, and Catherine.

"It's been a hard year. ”

Matcha: "What's wrong with you?"

Elizabeth said fiercely, "Humans are such stupid animals!"

Diana: "Our fans are going to be halved!!It's all because Zhao Yao refuses to pay taxes! And said that we owe 800 million in taxes!"

"Zhao Yao doesn't pay taxes......"

Matcha: "Bastard! How could he do something that doesn't conform to the core values of socialism?"

He turned his head, looked at the cats, and said: "If you remember the new year, you must not forget to pay taxes! Whoever does not pay taxes and does not become a good cat who responds to the call of the state and abides by the building of socialist spiritual civilization, I will cut down his whole family!"

Catherine: "It's not just this question, but also because those catwomen debuted, what is 110 Catwomen, and they robbed us of a lot of fans." ”

"Damn!" Caesar slapped his paw on the ground: "They have cat ears and Nako, we can't compare at all!"

Elizabeth said quietly: "Men don't have a good thing, they still like Laizi in the end." ”

"Huh?" Latte whispered, "Can anyone help me open a can of salmon?"

The super cats complained to each other and lamented the cold winter of the new year.

That's when Matcha saw her >

"Zhao Yao, I'm Xiao Ming! Recently, the hammer company and the little yellow car I invested in are now in difficulty and have little money. But I know a boss Jia, he is very good at developing electric cars in the United States, do you want to invest some money together?"

After reading it, Matcha remembered that he was now logged in to Zhao Yao's WeChat, and immediately silently blocked Xiao Ming.

Bang!

The door was slammed open, and Milk Tea said anxiously: "Oh no!

Lightning: "What?!"

Milk tea: "It's all fake vaccines!"

Matcha: "Damn! even cats cheat!"

The latte trembled: "You even need another injection?"

Milk tea said: "It's okay, I've already arranged a pet hospital, and everyone will go for injections after the Spring Festival." ”

"I won't fight until after the New Year. Latte breathed a sigh of relief and shouted, "Can anyone open a can of salmon for me first?" ”

Hearing the news of the vaccine, the atmosphere of the cats became even more depressed.

But just then, with another thud, Bai Quan opened the door and walked in.

Matcha said numbly: "Isn't there something going on again......"

Bai Quan looked at the plane and said, "Airplane! The last time you went to the United States with me, did you fall in love with a female cat?"

"I didn't ...... No......" The plane hurriedly said: "That's when she heard that I was Zhao Yao's cat, so she came to me first!"

Bai Quan squinted his eyes and said: "People have already sued you now, the United States is now engaged in anti-cat harassment activities, your matter will affect a lot of investment in Maolecheng, you and I can go to the United States together to fight a lawsuit in two days." ”

"Also, if you want to lose money, you can use your future salary to deduct it. ”

Aircraft: "......"

"Alas. Matcha sighed, "It's getting harder and harder. ”

"Alas. Yuanyuan: "Now even the cat grass and cat medicine are fake, and I haven't sent it these days." ”

Briquette: "It's so boring for the New Year." ”

Latte: "Who the hell opened a can of salmon for me?!

At that moment, a large hand burst out of the void and placed an open can of salmon in front of the latte.

Then the other palm pressed on Matcha's head and rubbed it vigorously.

"Are you obedient when you're at home?"

Seeing the figure that suddenly appeared in front of them, the cats in the house were all excited, and they all surrounded it, and for a while the meow resounded throughout the room.

"Zhao Yao!" Matcha rubbed Zhao Yao's big hand hard: "Why are you back! Aren't you fighting little monsters on aliens?"

"I always have to come back for the New Year. Zhao Yao smiled, scraped Elizabeth's chin with his other hand, and the lightning, Yuanyuan, and Diana on the side all squeezed up, stood up, and some stretched out their paws to lie on Zhao Yao's legs, raised their little heads, and waited for their chins to be rubbed as well.

Yuanyuan: "Zhao Yao, Zhao Yao, touch me, touch me!"

Elizabeth: "Zhao Yao!

Diana: "Zhao Yao, Zhao Yao, you haven't brushed me for a long time!"

The cats filled Zhao Yao's body in the blink of an eye, and the negative atmosphere just now was instantly swept away.

Bai Quan sat down on the sofa next to him, looked at Zhao Yao, who was surrounded by cats, and smiled slightly.

Although the world is difficult, although there are a lot of bullshit, although there are usually fights, but during the New Year, I still want to be with the people closest to me, as long as everyone is still together, any difficulties will definitely be overcome. ’

Zhao Yao on the other side glanced around, then his ears twitched slightly, and then he looked at Bai Quan and asked, "What about Zhao Xue and my parents? Why aren't they there?"

"Zhao Xue......" A cold sweat suddenly broke out on Bai Quan's head, and he hesitated and said, "She took her uncle and aunt to Las Vegas for a tour......

"Traveling to Las Vegas?" Zhao Yao snorted and said: "She's going to pick up money, who dares to win her money?" ”

Half an hour later, Zhao Xue was grabbed out of the space door, and then she knelt on the ground and hugged Zhao Yao's thigh violently: "Brother, your sister is poor! I really didn't have money to come up with this solution!"

"You have 50,000 yuan in pocket money every month, isn't enough? I've been starting from scratch in just a few years, and I've made a big business, and I just have to work hard, can't you learn from me?"

Zhao Xue thought about it, and the next moment she had already turned into the appearance of a cat woman, pointed to her cat ears and said, "Let you touch it, don't be angry, okay." ”

"What kind of person do you think I am!I'm happy when I touch my sister?!" Zhao Yao's eyes widened, and he grabbed Zhao Xue's cat ears and rubbed them indiscriminately: "You give me a good reflection! I will stay at home for the next half a year and will not be allowed to go out!"

Hearing that she was not allowed to go out for half a year, Zhao Xue's eyes widened happily: "Really?"

"You are not allowed to play with your phone yet. ”

Zhao Xue: "......"

At this moment, Mother Zhao came out: "Okay, okay, don't scold Zhao Xue first, come to eat Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, and then scold after eating." ”

Zhao Xue: "......"

Milk tea also helped with the cat rice and walked out: "It's time to eat!"

The cats moved when they heard the wind, Zhao Dad, Zhao Ma, Zhao Xue, Zhao Yao, and Bai Quan also sat at the dinner table.

Matcha gulped down the cat rice, and her tail wagged happily: "Today's cat rice is delicious!"

Zhao Yao: "That's not it, with the alien dry goods I brought from the Long-haired Sect, the cats there like to eat." ”

Mango dragged the rice bowl all the way, then rubbed Zhao Yao's trouser leg with his head, and then squatted at Zhao Yao's feet and began to eat.

Latte: "Wow! It's on par with canned salmon!"

Milk tea: "Latte! Don't eat so fast! You forgot how bad you vomited last time!"

As Elizabeth ate, she thought, "Today's meal is really delicious." ”

Yumaru pushed open the door and cautiously climbed in.

Ares: "Yo, you're here with fish balls, didn't you have a broken leg?"

"Of course it's fake. Yuwan said: "I will rub on your side for Chinese New Year's Eve dinner this year." ”

Lightning hurriedly beckoned: "Come on, come on, let's eat fish balls together!"

Briquette: "Hmph, scumbag." ”

"Hey, Xiaoyu?" Zhao Yao took the phone, glanced at the fish balls and nodded: "Well, it's okay, I'm here." I'll see you at your house in two days. Happy New Year. ”

Hung up the phone, looking at the way everyone was eating, Zhao Yao smiled slightly, raised the teacup 0 and said, "Everyone, Happy New Year!"

"Happy New Year!!"