I touched the bewitching girl's boobs up and down, left and right, and found nothing. Pinch carefully, still nothing.

The bewitching girl thought that Ye Tian would definitely be weak and dare not touch it, but Ye Tian not only touched it, but also turned her Mimi over like turning over a box and a cabinet. Not only did he turn it over and over again, but his mouth also uttered very confusing onomatopoeia such as "Oh!ah!" and so on, which made the old rivers and lakes blush and their hearts beat.

"You dare to lie to me, give me back my hard-earned money!" Ye Tian's eyes lit up with anger, in just a few minutes, Ye Tian had already psychologically successfully turned the extorted money into his own money, that kind of anger and loss was completely a person's normal reaction after losing something. This kind of shameless and lifeless momentum made the girl feel very confused: Did she really take this kid's mobile phone just now?

"I... I give. Seeing that Ye Tian was really going to run away and there was no possibility of pity for the jade, the girl didn't dare to play any tricks anymore, so she hurriedly took out the money box under the cabinet, and quickly ordered five thousand yuan and handed it to Ye Tian.

"Huh, it's only five thousand yuan?" Ye Tian saw that there was still a stack of money in the box, and this kind of situation that had already made a feud was naturally going to be blackmailed to the end.

"Oh, I forgot, there are a few little brothers' mistakes... Mistake... ”

"Lost time pay. ”

"Yes, the cost of lost work, the cost of mental damage, and the cost of convulsion are... Be.... ”

"It's 3,000 in total. ”

"Right。。。。。 The total is three thousand pieces. ”

"There is also a mobile phone, which will be sold to you for 4,500 yuan cheaper. ”

Girl: "。。。。。。。 ”

The girl was about to cry. Hunting geese all day long, but being pecked blind by a little thief! Who am I trying to provoke me? Not to mention going out for more than 10,000 yuan for no reason, there are still three unconscious guys lying on the ground. I don't know if the one who ran out was clever enough to report to the police.

Ye Tian put the money into the arms of the second artillery and glanced at him, and deliberately said loudly to Xiaopang and the second artillery: "Today we are fully loaded, and we will see our eldest brother who is in high school in a while, and leave him some tuition fees and go back to Haikou." ”

The second artillery asked understandingly, "Which brother in high school?"

"You forgot, when we were about to go out, my father asked us to see Brother Lu Pingtao of County No. 1 Middle School. ”

"Lu Pingtao, Lu Pingtao. Hmph, the old lady will definitely kill you little bastards!" After Ye Tian and the others walked away, the bewitching girl slowly stood up and said hatefully.

At this time, the young man who ran out of the back door with a strange scream just now led several fierce strong men to run in. was slapped a few big mouths by the girl, pointed at a few people and scolded: "When you come back, the old lady can be killed, why don't you go to the police, what are you bringing people back for?

The girl was so angry that she took out the phone and called.

"I'm so angry, you have to call the shots for me!" The moment the phone was connected, the girl's fierce momentum just now suddenly dissipated, with an unusually soft expression on her face, and she was coquettish to the man on the other end of the phone.

"This woman has a connection with the Public Security Bureau, let's be careful in the future, the relationship between the county is still complicated. Ye Tian carried two bags on his back, and in his hand he was still holding a lot taller dried cuttlefish than him, and said with a smile: "I see what to do with the fat cat this time, damn dare to bully Xiaopang, Lao Tzu will play him to death." ”

The second artillery and Xiaopang are not concerned about these at all, and there are many snacks of various colors on both sides of the street, which have made the second artillery and Xiaopang ready to move.

Looking at the appearance of the two food gods, Ye Tian knew that it was useless to say anything now. So he asked Chubby, "What are we going to eat?"

Eat ice cream!Eat ice cream!" Fat jumped to the old high, in his memory, only when he was very young, he and his father came to the county to sell seafood, and his father was happy to buy him the smallest ice cream. Only that time, Chubby can't forget the sweet and delicate feeling of ice cream.

"What is ice cream? I think I've heard from my teacher. The second artillery scratched his head and tried to remember.

Ye Tian said: "Ice cream, it's like a piece of, right? I've seen it, but I haven't eaten it." ”

"Why are you talking so disgusting? Everything, damn, you know it's delicious when you eat it. Fat pointed to the opposite side: "Hurry up, hurry, there is a freezing shop opposite, there is still a seat by the window, let's go over!" After speaking, he rushed over at a speed that was not commensurate with his weight.

Ye Tian and the second artillery looked at each other and smiled, Xiaopang is usually very sluggish, so he has a strong ability to resist hits. But as long as there is good food, the sluggish little fat will become a monster with a nose faster than a dog and a rabbit, which makes Ye Tian puzzled, and often beats up Xiao Pang in his spare time and asks Xiao Pang if he will sell himself and the second cannon if someone else gives him a bowl of noodles one day.

The tropical afternoon is the hottest time of the day, and although the consumption level in the county is not high, the freezing shops are overcrowded. Adults and children sit at brightly colored tables eating all kinds of ice cream and ice pastries, and the air conditioning of the vertical air conditioner is turned on to the maximum, and a trace of frosty air blows out from inside, making the whole store very cool. Seeing Ye Tian and the second cannon coming in, Xiaopang waved his hand excitedly and shouted, "Here, here, here." ”

With a 'snap', a plastic sheet was thrown on the table. "What's the matter?" Ye Tian looked up and saw a very beautiful woman standing casually next to the table. With an apron tied around his waist and a pen and paper in his hand, he was ready to write down something.

"Auntie, we want ice cream. "Chubby's saliva is about to flow out, and I don't look at the list. In his eyes, only ice cream is the most delicious cold drink in the world. The small ice cream in his childhood has been infinitely magnified in Chubby's brain, and has become the whole thing that now dominates his thinking.

"How many?"

"Ice cream is sold by the stick?" In Ye Tian's impression, ice cream should be sold according to what he said. ”

"According to the branch, I want a few branches to say quickly, so many people who have spare time to spend here with you. "The beautiful woman is a little impatient, these little hillbillies don't even know how to sell ice cream when they go into the city, is it from the cracks in the ground? Look at the clothes on this body are so shabby, and there is such a big long package in his hand, it is estimated that he is a hillbilly who dropped out of school after finishing elementary school and came to work in the county seat.

"Well, let's have a hundred first, it's better if it's not enough. Looking at Chubby's appearance, Ye Tian and Ercang looked at Chubby who was about to saliva on the table, this thing must be eaten in a hurry, otherwise it is estimated that a hundred ice creams will not be enough for Chubby to eat by himself.

"How much? A hundred ice creams?kid, have you figured it out, ice cream won't be returned or exchanged when it's on the table. The pretty woman was obviously taken aback, and the three children ate a hundred sticks and made some international jokes.

Ye Tian looked at Xiaopang's lost appearance, and wanted to kick him to death, glared at Xiaopang fiercely, looked up at the beautiful woman and said, "Sorry auntie, it's not a hundred." ”

The beautiful woman glanced at Ye Tian: "How can anyone eat so much?" ”

"I mean, 100 is not enough, we need 200 ice creams. ”

The beautiful woman obviously misunderstood the amount of ice cream asked for by these children as a prank on herself, her plump breasts rose and fell in anger, and she glared at Ye Tian and the three of them fiercely, holding a pen in her right hand and drawing on the list.

"Okay! Eight cents a piece, two hundred is one hundred and sixty yuan! Pay the money! The food is non-refundable and non-exchangeable!" The waitress tore off the list and threw it on the table, and the other white hand stretched out in front of Ye Tian: "Pay the money!"

Ye Tian and the second cannon widened their eyes and opened their mouths.

Then one of them gave Chubby a punch.

"Dead fatty, I want you to look good when I look back, so many lumps of ice actually cost so much money. Reluctantly, the second cannon took out a large handful of the money he had just extorted from his arms, took out three and handed them to the beautiful woman.

After taking the money, the beautiful woman was at a loss.

"What are you doing in a daze?" looked at the waitress who stayed in place, and Chubby looked unhappy. Damn, standing here stupidly, delaying Lao Tzu to eat ice cream!

The waiter picked up the money and walked into the workshop like sleepwalking, and in the midst of the noisy voice, Ye Tian's ears, which were smarter than dogs, heard the startled voices of several people from the workshop. The children and adults around them obviously heard the conversation just now, and looking at Ye Tian and the others was the same as looking at monsters.

"We want two hundred... Doesn't ice cream seem like a lot to them?" the three little heads put together and studied it.

"Shouldn't it be? I think two hundred... Barely enough to eat. Look at you, Chubby's eyes are green, and when he reaches this state, he can lick and eat the rust on the nails, and two hundred ice creams are definitely not much!"

The second artillery's eyes swept around and then said with a smile: "Brother Ye Tian, this thing really can't be returned, look at the leftovers they eat, it really looks like a lump of stuff in that tube." The second cannon covered his mouth and Ye Tianle blossomed, only the little chubby sat there with a snort, glaring at the two people fiercely from time to time, eager to rip a piece of meat from the two people.

Ye Tian stretched out his hand and stabbed the second cannon: "You insulted the sacred food in the fat man's heart, be careful for a while and he will fight with you." ”

After a while, two waiters brought up a large basin of ice cream and walked out of the workshop. This basin of ice cream is made directly from the ice cream machine, and it trembles like jelly, and it is served with a milky aroma.

"Bang" slammed it on the table, and the waitress said angrily, "This is the ice cream you want!"

"No, Auntie, there's a crispy cone underneath the ice cream? We've paid for it。。。。。 Xiaopang pointed to the ice cream that everyone was holding in his hands suspiciously: "You didn't give us this edible crispy cone." ”

The waiter glared at Chubby, opened his mouth, but couldn't find any reason to refute it. It stands to reason that a freezing point shop should have an ice cream with a cone, and 200 sticks neatly on the table. But one by one, it is tiring to not say anything, and there is no way to bring it up. So the waiter took a large basin of ice cream directly in the back according to the portion. This large basin of ice cream is only a little more than 200 sticks. The waiter saw that a few hillbillies had never eaten ice cream, so he simply didn't serve them cones, so that the freezing point shop actually made more money.

But I didn't expect that when the usually dull little fat faced food, he was an out-and-out mathematician, conspirator, and politician。。。。。

"That's at least two hundred and twenty ice creams, enough to offset the cones, and you won't be able to eat them when they come out one by one. With so many customers watching, the waitress didn't dare to bully the children, so she had to explain dryly.

Xiaopang shook his head: "Auntie, the two hundred ice cream we want are with cones, eight cents a piece is not less, you don't give cones like this, are you bullying us because children don't understand this?"

The beautiful waitress was flushed by the words of the chubby pistol and stick, but with so many pairs of eyes watching, it was normal for people to ask for a cone. Although I wanted to strangle this fat man to death, I had no choice but to bring the basin back now and refill the cones for these dead fat men.

Seeing that the waiter wanted to bring the basin back, Xiaopang sneezed at the ice cream without hesitation, and a lot of saliva sprayed directly into the basin. The waitress was so angry, starting from the basin brought up, the eyes of the whole room looked this way. If it is brought back now, it is estimated that few people in this room will come in the future. Chinese pay attention to seeing out of sight, but this unclean will not be so simple.

Chubby scratched his head: "Brother Tian, I sneezed into our ice cream, I was too careless." ”

Ye Tian didn't pay attention to him, and directly stirred a circle in the basin with his dirty fingers and said, "Isn't this unseeable?"

Xiaopang raised his head, flashed his big eyes like a good student and said to the waiter: "Auntie, I'm sorry, why don't you take it back, anyway, many people haven't seen it." ”

The waitress's lips trembled, and her face turned pale. This is a dumb loss, and I should have spit into the basin if I knew it.

The cones were ready-made, and the waiter picked out 200 cones that were a little broken and a little deformed. This time there is no less, if these little hillbillies order it in front of so many people, their own freezing shop will really outweigh the losses.

When she walked over with these cones, she saw that a large basin of ice cream had been eaten, and it seemed that it had been eaten for half a day. Because the little fat man yelled at the cone to give me the cone, and the other two fat men also had eager expressions on their faces.

This is what the waitress and a room full of people say about the three fat people.