060*American Chamber of Commerce*
The handsome young man also withdrew his spear, with a relaxed expression: "No matter who blames me, don't blame me anyway." ”
The bear child was a little angry and said to the two of them: "Actually, it's all to blame for the god bird~! ”
The bear child followed the big caravan to participate in the *Appreciation of the United States Chamber of Commerce*, and when he slipped out and saw the god birds, he thought it was very strange, so he took half a year's money to buy six god birds.
After I went back, I thought I had picked up a bargain, and I started to show off with the businessmen. The merchant was well-informed, knew the origin of this bird, and told him: This bird is not a dead child at all, and if there is something on XX Island, it can imitate one or two sentences of human speech.
After hearing this, the bear child felt that he had been deceived, so he went to return the goods, and only then did he have a later matter.
The bear child said to Huo Wuwu: "They are liars, what money do they lose." ”
Huo Wuwu and the handsome boy glanced at each other, believing that what the bear child said was true.
He also said a key word: Yulu. A child of his age only has a fortune for the emperor's relatives, and ordinary people call it pocket money.
Huo Wuwu thought about it, let's not ask about this, after all, my true identity can't be told here.
The handsome young man said to Huo Wuwu: "Since they deceived people first, then don't pay for it!"
Then he asked the bear child, "You are a man, why do you wear women's clothes?"
The bear child slumped his face: "Because of my father, my father loves to drink, and if he drinks too much, he will go crazy with alcohol, I just need to put on women's clothes and scold him a few words." I went out to drink last night, and this morning I started to get drunk, so I quickly changed into women's clothes and scolded him a few words, and then came out to retire. ”
The bear child rubbed his hands and said to Huo Wuwu: "That, that I really want to pee, are you really a man?"
Seeing that he was still entangled in this matter, Huo Wuwu was very unhappy: "Of course, the master has always been a man." ”
The handsome boy asked, "What proof do you have?" and apparently he was also suspicious.
It's a man, and you have to prove that it's messy.
"Unless you let me touch it, I don't believe it. The bear child patted his chest with his hand and said.
Huo Wuwu didn't like to touch people, and immediately said, "No." ”
The bear child and the handsome boy glanced at each other, and said together: "Oh~~~!" Then the handsome boy patted his chest: "Why don't you let me touch it? ”
The bear child, who was already wearing women's clothes, made a handkerchief throwing motion: "I hate it! People are girls~~ Of course I can't let you touch it." ”
Huo Wuwu stomped his foot: "I'm really a man." ”
The bear child stomped his foot as he learned: "I really want to pee." ”
Huo Wuwu really couldn't do it, and he closed his eyes and puffed up his chest: "I don't believe you touch." ”
The bear child was not timid at all, he walked over in two steps, reached out and touched his chest, touched it twice, and was very surprised: "Hey, it's really a man." ”
The handsome young man was extremely suspicious, and immediately reached over and touched it twice. Then he punched on Huo Wuwu's shoulder: "What kind of chest are you protecting, man! The master still thinks that he has gone to the peach blossom luck! It is still the peach blossom luck of a foreign country, and he chased so far in vain." ”
Huo Wuwu punched him back: "Don't men need to protect their chests?
With a roll of his eyes, Huo Wuwu opened his arms and followed the appearance of a big black bear: "The dominatrix wants to touch your chest, will you let it?"
Obviously, the handsome young man was very sensitive to the three words of the dominatrix, and hurriedly crossed his hands to protect his chest: "No, no, no, the dominatrix is not good." ”
As if he saw the dominatrix-Kaishan Hammer Erya teasing the handsome young man, Huo Wuwu laughed, and then pointed at the handsome young man: "Look at it, you don't also protect your breasts, you are also a woman!"
The bear child had already turned around to release the water, and while putting it back, he said: "Shh~shhh
Huo Wuwu couldn't help laughing, took out a water balloon, and pinched a small mouth: "Come and wash your hands." "No way, the beauty is so clean, I'm used to it.
The bear child doesn't twist, he washes it when he comes over, and he doesn't wash his hands and mouth: "My name is little rookie, what's your name?"
With this name, Huo Wuwu almost laughed again: "My name is Little Monkey." ”
After washing, the two turned their heads together and asked, "What's your name?"
The handsome young man pointed at the bear child: "Your name is a rookie?" and then pointed at the fire worry-free: "Your name is a little monkey?" Obviously, he didn't believe in these two names.
But the little rookie and the little monkey both nodded at him seriously: "Yes." ”
The handsome young man looked back and forth, pointing at himself with his thumb: "I, my name is Big Tiger, I am your eldest brother, remember?"
The little rookie was very funny, and immediately ran over to hold the arm of the big tiger: "Big tiger, brother tiger is good, I can be regarded as a big brother." Brother Tiger, Brother Tiger, you take me to the city to spend money. ”
Huo Wuwu knew that he was a rich master, and he was going to take a gold ingot to buy a divine bird just now! He walked over very cooperatively, and said with a smile: "Let's go! Brother Tiger, go to the city to spend money." ”
Huo Wuwu thought very clearly, when the eldest brother has to take money to spend, when the younger brother has to make a sycophant. He's better to do nothing in between.
The big tiger shook his arms and shook them off: "Do you understand the rules, you should be filial to the eldest brother when you are the younger brother." The little rookie takes out your gold ingots, and the little monkey you also have in the space bracelet, hurry up and get it. ”
Huo Wuwu smiled like a little fox: "Isn't the rule that the eldest brother covers the younger brother, how come it is the other way you come, think about whether the business leaders have to pay the merchants." ”
"That's right, sir, let's go. "The rookie is very flattering.
The handsome boy was amused and laughed, looking at the bear child holding his arm, and then at the beautiful boy standing beside him with anticipation in his eyes. For a moment, there was really a feeling of being a big brother.
"Ahem" I felt fluttering coughing twice, turned my hand, and took out the gold ingot from the space bracelet: "Accept the two little brothers today, I'm happy, go, go with Brother Tiger to consume~"
"Huh" There was an eagle chirp in the air, and the rookie's face changed: "It's not good, the bird seller is chasing after me, let's go, let's go into the woods." ”
The speed of the three of them was quite fast, "whoosh", a few ups and downs, and jumped into the woods.
Looking up, there were four or five falcons "chirping" and hovering above the trees, and the rookie said, "If you are targeted by them, you can't run away, Brother Tiger and Monkey come with me." ”
After running a short distance and entering a slightly denser place in the woods, the little rookie walked to the middle of a few trees and squatted down and greeted: "Come on, let's hide here." ”
The little rookie squatted in the middle of the three trees, the grass on the ground was not a foot high, and most of his body was exposed, is this called hiding? The little monkey and the big tiger looked at each other, and they all remembered the words of the divine bird: Are you stupid~?
The big tiger, who was the eldest brother, walked over a few steps and wanted to pull him out. The little rookie's face was full of anxiety: "Oh, Brother Tiger, sit down, come and sit here." ”
The big tiger looked at him like a fool. The little monkey said without worry: "Don't make trouble, run away." ”
The little rookie was like a womba in a hanging womba and pulled the big tiger's arm, and the whole person hung on him: "Brother Tiger, you sit down and sit down." ”
"Poof", the big tiger was dragged to sit down. The little rookie threw out two small green balls, and the grass around the big tiger grew wildly at a speed visible to the naked eye, and in an instant, he climbed up half of the big tiger's body and grew him in the grass.
From the outside, it doesn't seem to be inconsistent at all, as if it was originally like this, and absolutely no one has touched it.
Fire carefree's eyes are round, this is a vitality ball, with the vitality of the wood. The little rookie hurriedly shouted: "The little monkey is coming, they are coming." ”
Huo Wuwu jumped to the rookie and sat down, the little rookie threw his hands together, and more than a dozen vitality balls turned into vitality and scattered on the nearby grass. After a while, the servants who were close together were all grown in the grass.
A little damp, a little stuffy, Huo Wuwu was just about to speak, the little rookie reached out to cover his mouth and whispered: "Shhh, it's coming soon, Baimi, the grass told me." The three held their breath and remained motionless.
After a while, there was the sound of footsteps, and Huo Wuwu looked out through the gap in Ye Kong's needle nose, and could only see a few heads with colored feathers dangling around.
"Chief, is this here? This forest is so big, no one!"
"It must be here, the falcons are all spinning on it! Not to mention people, even rabbits can't run, search carefully. ”
"No, my head, are they auspicious (earth) and ran underground. ”
"Oops!"
"What I don't know, Xiangrui (soil) cultivates the spiritual power of the earth, are you a rat spirit, and you ran away from the ground. ”
"But chief, there's really nothing here. ”
As if thinking of something, the leader said with a little caution: "If you have the ability to escape, we really can't afford to provoke us." Didn't a few starlings die, admit bad luck and go. ”
"If you have the ability to escape, do you still need to hide. Boss, it's ruined our business, and we can't let him go easily. ”
"That's it, last time someone smashed the business, we killed seven people in one go, why are we still afraid of children this time. ”
"You know a fart, Jiangning masters are gathered, hurry up. ”
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After a while, the rookie said, "They're gone." Cut, I guessed that they were not good people. ”
The big tiger was bored, and when he heard that they were leaving, he stood up all of a sudden and took a deep breath: "Ah~ so comfortable." ”
"Brother Tiger, can they come back? "The rookie was a little worried.
Huo Wuwu also stood up and took a few breaths of fresh air: "Come back, you're not done growing." ”
The little rookie stood up and pouted: "What is the long, you and I will cultivate to perfection, you think that if you say long, it will be long!"
"You grew as long as you just looked. The big tiger looked relaxed.
The rookie stared at him with round eyes: "I've thrown away all the vitality balls, more than twenty! Brother Tiger, it's worth more than your gold ingots." Now, without the vitality ball, I mean nothing that grows. ”
With a hat, Huo Wuwu thought for a while: "Go, go to the city, go to a place with a lot of people." ”
The big tiger and the little rookie all had bright eyes, and the big tiger waved his hand: "Go, Brother Tiger will take you to consume." ”
In the crowded places of the city, there are so many people that even if the falcon hovers over it, they can't find it. What's more, the falcon did not dare to hover over Jiangning, the imperial capital of Changze (Water) for a long time.
Running back to the city in one go, the three of them were hungry, and the rookie shouted: "Brother Tiger, Brother Tiger, I want to have a good meal." ”
The big tiger took out the gold ingots that had not been spent, and threw them in his hand: "Is it enough for you to eat? ”