The dry food prepared, fortunately, the black cat ate some, otherwise it would be distressing to die.

"No! now is not the time to think about this, if you can find a sharp dagger and cut this ball directly, maybe you will be fine, but since it is called the first of the ten tortures, it must be extremely strong, I'm afraid it won't be so easy. ”

It's not that he's too pessimistic, it's that the truth is 10,000 times more terrifying than imagined.

Suddenly, a strong wind blew, and the sentry monkeys that went up to a height of dozens of meters felt a little cold, and even felt that they were also old, or they would die first, so that the wizard could be reborn again.

"Alas......"

The black cat, who has nothing to do, can only continue to sigh while gnawing on beef jerky, if it weren't for the smell of blood, it would have been killed a long time ago, what animals have no blood, maybe they can be forcibly swallowed.

It's already noon when the sun hits, when will that thing appear, finish anything early, go home and eat and die.

I knew why I had to come over if I let those three fools do it. Until the end, the black cat didn't meow, maybe it's really a dumb cat!

Looking at the ink knife in his hand, Chen Yu began to think carefully about the solution, otherwise it would be re-melted into two daggers, one in the left hand and one in the right hand, God will send God, Buddha will send Buddha, one person will send one, and the world will be harmonious.

But it's too late now, do you have to rely on this group of giant monkeys who are active and sleepy, obviously thinking a little bastard.

"Recently, I have been scolding God, which is estimated to make people jealous, and now everything is still in time. ”

Chen Yu has always been a devout believer, and he collected all the stone peels left over by the monkey, of course, he also felt that it was very high-end and ridiculous, and he didn't even peel the skin when he ate the fruit, so he didn't think that the monkey would enjoy it.

He picked up the pits and peels and piled them together, cut a stick, and wrote the words with a kitchen knife: Sacrifice to God.

With so many tributes, God must not blame him anymore, after all, it was born and raised, and it will not be too ruthless.

After all the rituals were done, he even did it again, but the monkey is still a monkey, Chen Yu was kidnapped if he was not a monkey, and even if he can speak now, he will not admit that he is a human.

The huge monkey just now was really terrible, not only was he not afraid of being an adult, but he was also an enemy, in case his identity was revealed and the other side broke out to kill again, it would be over.

"We are also friends with all kinds of gods and Buddhas, and you used to give me advice and advice selflessly and didn't need money, so we must have something to do with each other, otherwise how would you? ”

"Death and life are actually the same, let Lao Na take you to the west for a spin. "Foyun.

"Tiny human being, insignificant thoughts, he doesn't know how easy it is to die, and he will dirty the hands of this god. God said.

"I didn't hallucinate, there really is such an existence, why did I see God and worship God before, see Buddha and worship Buddha, you have to give me something in return, otherwise I will promote the theory of atheism, so that everyone will no longer believe in you. ”

"The old man has no long things, even this dress is also picked up, if the donor wants to, he can take it. "Buddha Zaiyun.

"It's up to you! Any item of this god weighs about 100,000 tons, and if you are not afraid of being crushed into pulp, this god wants to see how great human beings are!" said with a smile.

"I don't want to be rich anymore, it's not that kind of life, the problem is that I'm like this now, how do I speak, it's probably the consciousness space, it's too miserable now, you have to be merciful!"

"Recently, there are fewer and fewer faithful believers, and if the donor comes to Elysium now, he can jump three levels directly, of course, there is no reward, just a false name. "The Buddha is very honest.

"Early death and early rebirth, you fate is too embarrassed to reward anything, you say, are you the kind of person who enjoys happiness? If so, things will be given to you, and it doesn't matter to us if we are not crushed to death. God's Word goes straight to the heart.

"Actually, if you look at me, I have gone through all kinds of hardships and hardships, and I have encountered all kinds of bad things, bad luck and painful things, anyway, looking at you, I have long been tired of being gods and demons, so it is better to pass on the position to me. Think about it, who in the world can become a Buddha or a god, this is a great innovation. ”

Even the gods and Buddhas dare to fool, but it is conceivable that Chen Yu is now on a dead end, and he has to fight.

"This person is currently eighteen layers of hell!" The Buddha resonated, the heavens and the earth trembled, and no one could stop the overwhelming power.

"Forget it, let life torture him first, and then send the benefactor to that warm and corrupt place. "The Buddha is gone.

"Boy, there is actually not much difference between humans and gods, maybe if you torture yourself a little more, your soul will become stronger and stronger, and it is quite promising to be reborn as a child of God and Buddha after death. "God drifted away in style.

Carefully savoring the wise words of the two predecessors, there is one thing he can't understand.

"Why can a Buddha give birth to a son, is there any mistake, isn't it a local Buddha, or whatever, forget it! I don't know how to die if I expect them to die. ”

Chen Yu woke up suddenly, it was still in the place where the monkeys settled, in fact, it was not much different from the beggar house, after all, intelligence generally can't ask for too much.

Everything was a dream, and the ball was still held up in the mouth, not to mention words, and even the water was poured up for a long time before drinking a little.

He never knew that he had experienced the ordeal and died before, and just like that, if he could get rid of the pain he was in now, he would rather come again 1ooo times, 1ooo times.

However, even if the gods and Buddhas are really related to him, they will not be bored to see a person's inner thoughts, after all, eating, drinking, Lazar, exercising in bed, people actually have no ideals.

The sun was about to set, and the group of giant monkeys slowly woke up, without any depression, and directly began to jump up and down, climb trees and swing.

That kind of atmosphere, even a bug can experience a happy atmosphere, but Chen Yu couldn't be happy, but felt very ironic, and had a plan to exterminate the monkey group.

After all, it's a protected animal, after all, the realm is quite high, forget it now, and then slowly settle the account when you have time in the future.

"Hmm!"

The Monkey King began to give orders, and the most important battle was fully prepared, and in order to have an afternoon meal, he led the monkeys towards the depths of the forest.

As for Chen Yu, in order to express his gratitude to him, of course, he then became a ball, jumping and shuttling on the branches, throwing balls at the same time, not to mention how happy he was.

"It used to be played as a handball, and I would faint and vomit, but unfortunately I don't have that condition now. ”

One is that the stomach is empty, and the other is that even if there is something, it may not be able to spit it out, and it is too late to return to the furnace for transformation.

(End of chapter)

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