1044 Laughing and forgetting the book upgrade completed!Enjoyable chapter(Gangnam vs Myth Plus Update 19,20)
And Gu Zheng pulled the snow mirror, and the cold air of the ice ballast on his face arched over the cheeks that were not too hot with cold frost.
"It's okay, it's a great day to celebrate!"
"Cold frost, let me tell you, my house is nine out of ten!"
Get!
After hearing this, the team leader on the side automatically let go.
This bear thing, when it comes to competition, has so much energy, can't it be for this?
But after letting go, the captain who thought about it shed tears of remorse, how could he apply for a house in Harbin?
If you have the ability to get a set of sponsorship from Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou, is it the champion of this Olympic Games, and it will be rewritten again?
This is human nature, never satisfied!
Gu Zheng, who didn't bother to analyze the gains and losses of the team leader, just wanted to hug his girlfriend, take the bonus card, and make a good wave during the rest of the holiday in Kimchi Country.
But who would have thought that as soon as he walked out of the athletes' dressing area with Leng Shuang, he was blocked at the exit of the ski resort by media people from all over the world.
A dozen paces away from them was the team's bus, where salvation was ahead, but disaster was at hand.
Countless microphones were on the lips of this amazing man who won the bronze medalist, not for his truly commendable achievement.
Rather, it is for the act of taunting that Kimchi Nation has just made in the official media.
Many foreign media people who don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement and have no good impression of Kimchi Country have raised questions that are more acute than one another.
"Gu Zheng, what do you think of Lai Bang'er's comments on you?"
"Player Gu Zheng, in the next doping testing session, if everything goes well and the data is true, what do you want to say to Foot TV?"
"Gu Zheng, will you initiate a legal lawsuit against Jiaoer TV Station for excessive rhetoric and even personal attacks?"
Hey, I'm still making pickles, and the faces of the local volunteers behind you are all green.
Let's not turn an interview into a conference to criticize the kimchi country, okay?
Seeing that the momentum was wrong, Gu Zheng took the cold frost into his arms and gave Jiang Yue one: After you got a look, he used the power of his bear to arch the chaotic crowd, and sprinted in the direction of the bus with his head buried.
These dozen or so steps were rushed out of his extraordinary speed.
When Leng Shuang stared at the ceiling on the bus and was stunned, Gu Zheng hurriedly yelled at the team leader who had already returned to his position: "Why are you still stunned!"
"What does it have to do with us! Close the car door, and when the award ceremony is over, we'll go back to celebrate!"
Find the people on the speed skating team and let them rejoice too!
As for all the staff of the speed skating team who by this time had already collectively lost their voices and petrified on the training ground?
He came to his senses with a loud roar from Li Yan: "A newcomer to cross-country skiing can fight like this for the sake of our motherland and the honor and disgrace of the whole team!"
"What other difficulties we can't overcome?"
"The unfair treatment, the disgusting punishment, these are nothing compared to the ridicule, insults, and wanton ridicule that Gu Zheng endured in the course of the game!"
"Look at him! Still smiling so strong and bright! It's not for all of us, but for what?"
"So, we can't cry, we can only laugh!"
"And this truth is the most important lesson that Gu Xiaozi taught me! For this cutest player, in the next game, we must not lose the initial fighting spirit and motivation!"
"China Speed Skating! Come on!"
"Come on!"
Gu Zheng, who had unintentionally inserted the willow once, was unprepared.
When he stupidly returned to the Chinese delegation's residence with a bronze medal at Pei Jun's request, he was treated as follows.
After entering the door, the group threw three high-altitude tosses, and everyone who touched him stepped forward to hug and pat his back to express his gratitude, and the number of hugs was 388.
Twelve interviews with unknown media members and 32 white eyes emitted by cold frost.
And these actions, behaviors and expressions that were either enthusiastic or troublesome, made Gu Zheng painful and happy.
Because the members of their own delegation were too enthusiastic, they also infected the nerves of some people who were slightly cold.
After Gu Zheng stepped in, the team leader learned that the cold frost was coming, and he was very considerate to change Gu Zheng's room to a double room.
"Smack"
When Gu Zheng opened the door of the room, he saw the cold frost in the room, as if he had carefully prepared a very hot and unbearably hot gift for him.
Let's start with the time when Leng Shuang was watching Gu Zheng's cross-country skiing competition during the boring time, and got together with the Nordic girl's support group next to him.
Those Nordic girls don't look like girls born in the kingdom of ice and snow.
One by one is not only hot and enthusiastic, but also unrestrained in the direction of the tropical island country in terms of thinking.
No, in the process of chatting, Leng Shuang not only learned the celebration methods of their own country with this group of girls, but also was very lucky to receive a set of special gifts from Sweden.
A set of bikinis in the style of a reindeer that let men see the blood swelling and women cover their faces and be shy.
The fiery red silk cups and white rabbit fur are wrapped around for a while, not to mention how playful they are.
Add a pair of round brown antlers and a soft tail with a little chirping.
I'm afraid that the most critical person will forget who I am and where am I?
And now Gu Zheng is this amnesiac dementia.
This was especially evident when he looked at the reindeer girl on the huge bed made up of two standard single beds stacked together.
He only felt that the blood was surging towards two places, one above and one below.
And this kind of uncontrollable blood vigor made his body have a very strange stress response, his eyes blinked very quickly, and the movements of his hands were a little more exaggerated than the speed of his blinking.
At this time, all fools have to do is what they have to do!!
Pickpocket!
Whoosh, tracksuits, sweatpants?
Throw!
Autumn clothes and pants?
Throw!
Socks and shoes!
Throw!
Panties......
Just when Gu Zheng's hand had already touched the edge of his blue-black briefs that cost ten yuan in the morning market,
"Wait, wow!!"
A hissing sound of exertion came out of the mouth of the deer's cold frost.
The girl who was lying on the bed with Santa's courier cart tumbled off the snow-white sheets.
And it wasn't until this time that Gu Zheng found out that Leng Shuang was just wearing a women's Christmas top, and the most important T-shaped bottom shirt was wrapped around a white rabbit fur-edged skirt.
From the angle of pushing open the door, it is located in the blind corner of the vision.
And why wear a dress in your room?
Gu Zheng, who suddenly felt that something was wrong, now his first reaction was to loosen the monkey skin band on the edge of the pants that had been opened.
Then a lazy donkey rolled and crawled on the floor tiles of the room, scratching around with his hands and feet.
Scratch what?
Pants.
It's a pity that it's still too late.
Because just when Gu Zheng made this move, the floor-to-ceiling curtains in the room were pulled open.
A few Gu Zheng's work accompaniments, all the cross-country skiing team staff and most of the members of the Canadian cross-country skiing team who have become good friends, just took the cake lit with candles, used as a horn for playing, and the latte art salute at the wedding, with a look of "I'm going to surprise you", and walked out from behind the huge curtain with a surprised expression.
Then, for Gu Zheng, there is nothing to do......
But for the whole celebration scene, it turned into a sea of hahaha.
They surrounded the protagonist of today's celebration party, the handsome Gu Zheng who had dropped his vest, and without hesitation, he resisted it on his shoulder, and then threw this handsome young man even if he was naked, to the center of the spliced big soft bed, with an expression that we all knew, and yelled together: "The four joys of life!"
"Candle night in the cave room, when the gold list is inscribed!"
"As the so-called icing on the cake, good things come in pairs, the task of our idlers has been completed, and now we will not be plugged into the light bulb in your pair of magnets that are eager to be attached together!"
"Let's go, let's go, let's all disperse. ”
"Hey, some people are fine, take the sign and look relaxed, and go away in a free person style. ”
"And we are miserable, no matter whether there is a competition or not, it will be consumed until the closing ceremony is over. ”
"How can the gap between this person be so big!"
Although the complaints were all condemning Gu Zheng, Gu Zheng, who had been wrapped in the shape of a rice cake by the quilt that had been pulled by the cold frost at this time, knew that there was no malice in their words.
Now he has been accepted by all the members of the Winter Olympic team as his own.
He is not only a hero in this small team, but also a hero in the whole country.
Now that the business is done and the words are gone, the people in this room retreat quite quickly.
After the door of the room was slammed shut, only the Gu family and the two who were relatively speechless on the bed were left and the mess all over the floor.
"I said, 'What now?'" said Cold Frost with the antlers, hesitating.
After such a toss, are your mental and physical reactions okay?
And Gu Zheng raised his eyebrows, and said with a wicked smile without anything at all: "If you want to fix it, you can fix it, and if you say it, we will fix it." ”
"It's all right on the hour, it's fine at half a minute!
Hearing the cold frost here, he was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly after a moment, he used an annoyed pillow to cover up Gu Zheng in the quilt.
"You rascal!"
"Haha, tickle foul!!"
The laughter of the two people covered up the boundless spring, warmed the still very cold Pyeongchang, and achieved each other's wishes.
Relax physically and mentally.
This left them an hour late for the handover to the Olympic team the next day.
Under Jiang Yue's gaze of hating iron and steel, these two greasy and crooked men and women embarked on the journey to the capital of the Kimchi Country.
This time, the hotel where they stayed was running, and the big brother column group provided it.
Just around the corner from the SBS TV production center, where they were about to record the show.
Whether in terms of traffic environment or living environment, it is much more convenient and comfortable than the residence in the Winter Olympics hall.
Gu Zheng and Leng Shuang took advantage of the fact that the rest of the Big Brother variety show group had not yet arrived at the foot of the gap, so they went to the so-called largest city in the kimchi country.
Then, the two men basically spent their excursion in disappointment.
This capital of Kimchi, which is not as prosperous as Shanghai, not as fashionable as Hong Kong, and not as imposing as a second-tier domestic city, is really not a good place for tourism and relaxation.
It has no impressive historical sites, and no luxurious modernist facilities.
I always feel that this city is hesitating between towns and villages, and it is extremely embarrassing to find its own position.
Of course, when it comes to travel, it is also necessary to divide people and things.
If you're the kind of aunt who dances square dances and organizes a group to take a particularly cheap trip abroad, this is really a good choice.
Just look at it and don't buy it, and after gossiping about the poor food culture of Kimchi Country, I will go back with a large number of photos, and show off to the uncles around me that I am also a person who has been abroad.
This kind of trip is really suitable for this group of old ladies.
As for the brain-dead fans who are purely chasing stars.
Hehe, then even if they see a stall of dog poop on the street of the foot, they can stick that finger into it, lick it, and then scream in a particularly exaggerated way: "Oba! Your poop is really fragrant!"
Therefore, all they go to is this name, for the illusion called nerves created in their hearts.
If the population of such people who are not saved exceeds the standard, you can consider whether the refugee diversion measures are feasible.
Anyway, Gu Zheng is very unhappy now, he looked at the cold cream that opened a lot of mask trial packs on the side and was busy with his own affairs, and when he didn't have time to take care of him, he turned on the computer next to him, and wanted to see if there was any boring news, but he found that in China, the sports sections of major websites were all about him.
Hey, a bronze medal, as for it?
Gu Zheng, who was full of doubts, casually clicked on the message link of a domestic webpage, but after seeing the content, he immediately understood why a very unpopular sports news was so popular.
Because in addition to releasing the news of Gu Zheng's card in a very formal and serious sports classification.
In fact, there are still a lot of news edited into the international dynamics, social livelihood and law columns.
The news has been extended from Gu Zheng's previous deliberate collision incident, to the unfair referee of the Olympic Committee, to the beginning of the conflict between China and the kimchi country, economic entanglements, and many other aspects, creating a series of eye-catching conflicting topic news.
Of course, at this time, how could Gu Zheng and Kimchi Country be missing from the funny section?
Those particularly talented netizens who are difficult to access the Internet are doing it themselves, and their creativity is infinite.
From screenshots, emojis to video clips, all kinds of videos of Hey Kimchi Country that make people laugh have been launched one after another.
For a while, the citizens of the capital were overjoyed, running to tell each other, and the original opera bag belonging to Gu Zheng was replaced very smoothly with a card-winning bag, a vegetable bag, and its high frequency was used in various chat software and circle of friends.
You said that the current Gu Zheng is not popular.
In addition, taking advantage of this craze, there is also the existence of pig teammates who are not too big to watch the excitement, rub the heat on the side, and coax the seedlings.
For example, Binary Milk and Red Arrow Chewing Gum quickly released the news that Gu Zheng was about to become their image spokesperson in 2018 during this time period.
Another example is the release of the list of participants of the Big Brother and the National Peking Opera Company.
Finally, take a look at the posture of Gu Zheng's sports advertisements in the overwhelming TV network advertisements.
All of a sudden, viewers of all ages, netizens, and people eating melons knew about the existence of a person named Gu Zheng.
He's so special, like an inspirational superhero in the real world.
He used his most touching deeds to infiltrate the lives of thousands of families bit by bit.
That's the influence of a World Champion, a big star who has influenced all aspects and is starting to be remembered.
Seeing Gu Zheng here, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but go up, I am afraid that from tomorrow, his agent's phone will be blown up by the manufacturer who is chasing him to endorse.
And he, Gu Zheng, is renovating the small villa in China, as if he can also add a lot of hardcover costs?
Thinking of this, Gu Zheng was inexplicably excited, and when he turned the computer to the location of the cold frost and wanted to share this big news with his girlfriend, he found that the cold frost who was leaning on the sofa at this time had already hung a mask on his face, and he was tired and fell asleep because of the rush for several days.
"Heh......"
Gu Zheng, who chuckled, shook his head helplessly, and when he was about to get up and take off the mask on the other party's face, and by the way, he hugged his girlfriend to bed, when suddenly, behind him, the monitor of the Liansi brand computer flashed twice.
A voice that only Gu Zheng could hear rang out from the computer screen.
"Gu Zheng?"
"Gu Ye is not here?"
"I'm done, do you want to see how heroic I am?"
Hearing this abrupt voice, Gu Zheng's steps forward were stunned, but after he blinked, he still continued what he originally planned to do.
Wait until the cold frost hummed comfortably twice on the soft big bed, and fell into a state of deep sleep.
The host, who was not in a hurry at all, walked slowly to the front of the desk in the hotel, turned the display screen of the work computer that Jiang Yue equipped him with in the direction where he was, and calmly looked at the smile that popped up on the screen, and its next performance.